LiLo Hits The Ho Stroll After Court
Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting an air kiss from Judge Stephanie in court yesterday by doing what she does best: partying her nostrils off. (Don't worry, she keeps a glue stick in her purse so she can easily slap them back on her face.) While looking like a Playboy Playmate of 1976 turned Real Housewife of The Staten Island Expressway, LiLo strut her baboon labia lips into a pre-Oscar party as White Oprah stumbled in behind her.
LiLo is supposed to scoot a skid mark across Elizabeth Taylor's image by playing her in that Lifetime shit, but you wouldn't know it by that hair. That hair color (in shade: meth-stained teeth) tells me that she shouldn't be playing Elizabeth Taylor. Bitch should be playing current day Joyce McKinney! Just throw a cloned puppy at LiLo and yell, "ACTION!"
And I don't know if White Oprah did antifreeze shots in the car or if her face is so used to being drunk that it just naturally looks like that even when she's sober. HA at me thinking she's ever sober.
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The only woman who was able to pull off the "platinum
blonde" look was Jean Harlow. Lindsay looks horrible with that mess on her head.
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I agree with those who call her on that "bulimia face", doll's hair wig, ugly clothing and denture/veneers. She may never recover.
I told a friend that she had been cast as Liz Taylor and he laughed, scoffed and denied even after I told him it was for Lifetime.
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:57pm.
Why won't the Grim Reaper take this useless, talentless skank?
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Babybunny, because the ones we hate last forever!!!!
Lindsay is your typical lesbian drama queen.
The lighter the hair, the bigger the cracknanigans.
(A variance of "the bigger the hoops, the bigger the ho.")
Oscar weekend should be V-E-R-Y entertaining!
Why? Why with the "bump-it" in the hair?
I mean, the hair, in and of itself, is TRAGIC; so she adds a "bump-it?!?!?" To what..."fix" it?
A BUMP-IT?
She looks much older. Sads.
Is this the ugliest dog bone you've ever seen?
Has there been any official anouncement from any one official that she is actually in this Eliz T. movie?
Ladies and Germs, MISS PEGGY LEE!!!
She looks terrible here and that hair! Even her fans hate that hair.
i'd be surprised if lindsay and white oprah weren't running a mother-daughter escort service.
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:59pm.
Dina just dirtied her chonies in thumbnail six...she always looks like she either farted or shitted herself.
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!
You nailed it! I was just wondering what kind of short-necked, googly-eyed expression White Oprah's always got on, and that is SO it.
ETA: Does she enjoy shitting herself? Guess she'd have to, often as this look crosses her face...
Hm-- and is that a new boifriend in the last photo?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:25pm.
Remember when she did that stupid clip thanking her dentist for veneers and whitening? What a load of fucking crap. Those right there are full on dentures.
Ups her asking price, she can give gummers.
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She thanked her dentist for the "tooth whitening," but she actually got veneers. It's fairly obvious because her new teeth are longer than her original teeth.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
white oprah
a. has nice legs
b. is swivelin' for all she's worth (lookit - foot coming down right in front of the other foot)
c. might literally be doing meth
d tf with that hair?
e. all of the above
thank god for judge stephanie.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
She looks like she's walking into a Fredrick's of florida whore style show.
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Jeezus Christ, I'm sick of this ho.
Isn't there a private entrance into the courthouse? All we see are slut walk shots of her going to court. I DON"T CAAAAARRRRREEE!
Take your ho tricks ELSEWHERE!!!
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i can barely tell which is lilo and which is white oprah...
and jeepers lilo's wig situation is tragic...perhaps that tacky wig is making her face bloat...
white oprah is a fantastic role model for her daughters as always...
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How is it possible that with all the wigs, foundation, filler and make-up that man can make that she *still* looks a good thirty years older than her mother? Mamie Van Doren looks fresher and more vibrant.
I wouldn't be surprised if she donned this get-up just to get a senior's discount at Carvel.
Yes, her cheeks have been filled. I think her and her mother both have wigs on. I feel bad for her she lives like a 55 year old. Her green bag is gorgeous!!
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Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:36pm.
Yeah can someone please explain why her face looks like its filled with fluid?
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I think that is from prescription drug use.
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THank you. That sounds familiar to me. I remember Matthew Perry of Friends fame had a really bloated face when he was battling his addiction to prescription drugs.
Let's not forget she *is* (used to be) gorgeous, though she has trashed that to the n'th degree, I think that due to her use of heavy drugs, her weight plummeted, so they keep her face "full," as in "youthFULL," with injections of some sort. Probably also a weight-gaining concoction to keep her from looking junky-chic-slim. This would enable her to keep using but maintain the look of a "normal" girl who struggles with weight, cuz ain't no way they're keeping her off the bad shit. just a guess. There all about Fake It Til You Make It. Which is why for the constant photo 'ops. If she *seems* like a star, we'll forget her shenanigans and she will get another chance. Problem is, she can't seem to follow up, she needs time away from the H'wood machine, her mother, and a chance to find herself. Slim chance that will happen, but read "Little Girl Lost," by Drew Barrymore. She succeeded. It is possible. If she gets AWAY from White No-Paraah!!!
Each time I see blowhan in pics, she looks worse. Now, she's packing on 50lbs of face makeup, including fake rosy cheeks and a fake beauty mark. Is her new obsession being a porcelin doll? What the fuck is wrong with her???
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I would have thought that Elizabeth Taylor had a few real men in her life who cared about her, in life and death. Because if she did, I would expect them to step up, right now, and put an end to this absolute disgrace. The disgusting Low-han being mentioned in the same breath as the classic Elizabeth Taylor should be punished by a severe ass-kicking and a titty-twister. I'm not worried, she'll fuck it up long before production begins ha ha.
I guess she could play a 50-something Elizabeth Taylor.
The crab doesn't fall far from the chocha when it's a Lohan.
I'd rather see her in the Suzanne Somers - Joyce Dewitt story playing both parts. Or maybe the Mackenzie Phillips story. The Kristy McNichol story. Something like that would actually be good trashy fun. Leave the real stars alone.
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Dina just dirtied her chonies in thumbnail six...she always looks like she either farted or shitted herself. Did I mention how much I loathe this slut and her slutty mother....
I wish they would drug test this whore. She would put Whitney, Anna Nicole, Michael and Amy to shame with the amount of shit in her system. Why won't the Grim Reaper take this useless, talentless skank, and bring the others back. I loathe her and her polyster Barbie on Crank hair, and her mother is fuggy beyond words...hate these crack whores to the core of their soulless beings. Remind me to take this up with the Grim Reaper when my time comes, cause this is so not right!!
I wonder if Dina is having fantasies about standing in for her daughter if the two of them look so much alike. Maybe she's encouraging Lindsay to stay blond.
If Blowhan keeps this up and she actually wants to work, she should audition for one of those Wives shows, maybe Mob Wives! She'd fit in very well. Haha, but true! ;)
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"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Forget the hair..wth is up with that seafoam green bag? Ugliest thing I've ever seen!
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She's bulimic because she had to give up the powder and is afraid of getting fat.
Lilo would look better with a shorter bob of any color but she's too afraid to do anything not traditionally considered "sessy"
I think she is totally delusional about the way she looks, she probably has mirrors that make her look thin and that have very soft lighting
I think wigs are becoming more acceptable. First it was hair pieces and extentions and now wigs. I wear one for a web series I am on and there is no way I could keep my hair curly and with so much body for 12 hours filming without it so they work really well. I was actually considering getting one for real life cuz it's SO much easier than actually doing your hair and usually looks better if you can get a good one, but I am still paranoid it would fall off or something like that.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Her lips can only be off a Play-Dough sculpture of a vagina a nine year old boy got kicked out of art class for making.
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I was bulemic in high school and my face looked exactly like that puffiness and sallow, just horrible. Of course I couldn't see it until years later when I looked back and saw myself in pictures. She might be using too but her face looks like she's definitely bulemic.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:36pm.
Yeah can someone please explain why her face looks like its filled with fluid?
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I think that is from prescription drug use.
Is she trying to look like a slightly melted, plastic doll?
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Yeah can someone please explain why her face looks like its filled with fluid?
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WTF!! Dina looks like she's the YOUNGER sister!
Yes, because the first thing a clean and sober person does after getting a good review from the judge is go out and PARTAY.
Stupid whore.
Please tell me she gave up the peroxide for lent. Looking very Angelyne. Here's a sad thought; if she was ever going to be worth more dead than alive, I have a funny feeling she'd be dead by now. But I doubt people will be rushing to buy Herbie Fully Loaded at any rate, including that ketchup packet of a playboy cover. Do yourself a fav Linds and get an ed-u-ca-tion. Or atleast watch some Reading Rainbow.
She is ugly but thinks she is beautiful…kinda like the millions who are dumb but think they are smart. Too bad no parties involved have to sense to ever realize anything negative about themselves-the cognitive resources just are not there and they never will be.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:51pm.
When your coat is 3 inches above your knees and it's still longer than your dress, you're a whore.
Now, that made me literally laugh out loud!
This used trick... skid mark... bet she's grown and sawed off horn stumps under that smelly wig! No offense Satan but she's rancid!!! Can we send them all back? Aaahh!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
what a fucking mess. britney looked better in her pink wig.
Not impressed, that is ANOTHER reason why I am convinced she is still using!
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I didn't wanna pressure you, baby ... no
But all I ever wanted to do... I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come... runnin'!
I don't get why her face is always so puffy and bloated while her body still looks quite thin. That HAS to be drug or alcohol related, right? I mean, skinny people shouldn't have double chins.
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Whamo: LOL FIERCE!
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