Open Post: Hosted By Prince Lupo
Prince William isn't the only one shedding hair at Clarence House anymore. Here's Duchess Catherine taking her new dog friend Lupo out for a walk around Kensington Gardens a couple of days ago. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take a long walk to the Kardashians' dumpster to scrape enough black animal fur from their waxing strips to make a Lupo costume. Then I'm going to stop by Rite-Aid to get a tube of red lipstick to complete the "dog in heat" look if you know what I mean. Then I'll doggy paddle to England for a hump date with Prince Hot Ginge's knee! It's a fool-proof plan and there's no way the royal guards will beat me with stale crumpets after my fake British bark gives away that I'm a Lupo impostor. It will totally work. I've seen them do it in cartoons and shit.
SMS's are quite an innovative way to keep in touch. What with the character limit and their ability to bring out creativity. A good night SMS is therefore expected to convey as much goodwill as the message would have had if it had not been transmitted over the airwaves.
decent messages
Oh, and it has lyrics that we can sing along to!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts1twav4gM0
LIONEL RICHIE IS ICE CUBE HERE!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Cutie!
HELLO
Do not know who you shirt stirrers are here but swine like you beling back in their pit. Go the fuck back where you came from assholes.
Go visit one of the thousands of vets you have maimed that are home now.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: We're gonna come out of this war rich!
Yossarian: You're gonna come out rich. We're gonna come out dead.
YES!
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THANKS SPAZ AND TWO CENTS!
Why you look so sad
when the sky is perfect blue
let's not talk about the bad times
we've been through that before
can't you just stop your fussin?
can someone tell me why it is
how we could spend so many lonely years
when there's a light at the end of life
it's enough it's enough it's enough!
GO AHEAD
TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS AND HEAR THIS MESSAGE!
Stop Your Fussin – Toni Childs
Dare ya make some happiness today Dlisters!
MAKE THAT A DOUBLE DARE!!!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
So Beyonce clearly doesn't breasfeed or spend much time with her babaaayyy since she is so busy losing weight she gained in order to look pregnant.... . I feel sorry for that baby and I hope the nannies will be around a looong time so she does have some stability in her life.
Do you ladies actually go out with full makeup on to go to the park and walk your dog? Because this screams as staged publicity stunt to me, especially after Will and Kate (and the Palace) did everything to 'protect' the dog because of 'privacy' issues. They declined to tell what the puppy's name was then Kate just happened to tell the children at the recent charity she attended that its name was Lupo. It's PR gold!
The Palace releasing the name of the dog is a new low. First Scargate, then Puppygate, then what next? It seems like standards have really fallen since this thing married into the Royal Family.
And yes, if it wasn't clear enough, I don't like Kate.
This is how I talk to my imaginary alt dates (like burt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpU2jTnP_Gk
this is how they greet every new girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtizYoIqhjc
http://youtu.be/hOCaBCGuJxM
All I want to say is….the bad girls club is worth watching this season
http://youtu.be/fV8MqMMdU18
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:39am.
Wasn't she beautiful? I'll never get over her leaving so soon. So honest about her life, she didn't lie about her reality, she put it all out there. That's a rare thing in all aspects of life.
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No, no!!!!!!!!
I wish a good horror movie was on. Has anyone seen or heard of "A Horrible Way to Die"? Someone recommended it to me.
Chapped Ass its an old profile that I never visit or log into. Im going to make an easy list of all the people who think I am whatever the fuck they think then give a big shout out to each one on my blog there which everyone can then read. You are a million percent correct I shouldnt bother but I get a chuckle out of it. Every time someone calls bullshit all the sudden they must be an alt, I want to make a PUSSY list. Thank you though for understanding.
fragglefest 2012,the story continues!
I cannot be the only one with insomnia. And in this time zone.
I love that photo of her in this youtube link.
Yeah, the way she phrases... Man, what a loss. I like both but prefer her debut cd.
Cannot sleep and have to be out early uh oh...
On topic kinda....:-)!!!!!!
How did Burger King get Diary Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper!
back to that pillow for a few...hopefully!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Amy! I can't get enough of her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFp-7Zr3ziw&feature=related
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The conspiracy theorems abound yet again on dlisted.
So, one sole person has turned people off from dlisted?
I remember this happening when MizRo accused many 'regulars' as to being a person known as 'Mouse' who was supposedly a hacker and identity thief. If ANYONE 'ruined' dlisted, it was that bitch constantly accusing people of being 'mouse'.
Now, the new 'meme' is accusing people of being 'Angela' or 'Pip' or whatever. It's nice to see that things have changed up a bit after Angela proved who she was and that wasn't good enough for most assholes here...
Which leads me to YOU, Warmjuice...
It is NOT worth it. Don't share your personal info or facebook or myspace or whatever because these assholes will BELIEVE what they want to BELIEVE no matter how much you try to spin your wheels and PROVE yourself.
Just accept that you will be called an 'alt' and have a good laugh over it. That's the only sane thing to do really.
Fuck 'em.
Tee hee, moo cow trompetting the 'Last Post'.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Here we go, some Amy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej8uNt8A290
The snottier members of Cliques make a haunted house…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ihpnwOaJy8&feature=fvst
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:12am.
Bjork, I wasn't referring to Satan per se. All of us who have been around long enough here remember the names of good people who were more or less forced out by members who refuse to abide by the rules of civil communication.
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Mickey, actually I don't really know all who comes and goes. People come and go (and come back) for different reasons, and those reasons are not always nefarious. And really, the main person who has forced many off and away from dlisted is Satan, aka Angela. (Goodness, you make it sound like some kind of memorial. And people come back with the same name or sometimes a different one. Plus, you can find some of those folks on Facebook.)
Warmjuice, there is a big difference between not being able to handle things or refusing to do so. It's all about standards. MK built us a pleasure dome, yet some people insist on turning this site into a haunted house. Okay, I shall step down from my soap-box now.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Sorry!
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Bjork, I wasn't referring to Satan per se. All of us who have been around long enough here remember the names of good people who were more or less forced out by members who refuse to abide by the rules of civil communication.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX09N-0FZW4
SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW!!
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:05am.
Bjork - I don't think she was banned. Earlier today, she deleted her picture, and then her name went black. I'm pretty sure that when someone is banned, their name is still blue, but when you click on it you get a forbidden-type message.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch got me!
Where did everybody go?
Bjork - I don't think she was banned. Earlier today, she deleted her picture, and then her name went black. I'm pretty sure that when someone is banned, their name is still blue, but when you click on it you get a forbidden-type message.
Oh, Mickey, I wouldn't worry about losing "good" people. Don't worry, Angela will be back; she's still here!
Correction.
If people don’t visit this site because they cannot handle the comment threads- God help them.
Well, okay then. Here's looking forward to delightful snarkiness. Lord knows this site has already lost enough good members because of ugly feuding.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I am not a big fan of Duchess Kate. I am sure she is a perfectly lovely person, but she just does not do much for me. Well, like that matters huh?
Did anyone here about the big thing with PETA defending her choice of wearing fur? What? That is crazy! Personally, I do not like fur (faux or otherwise). So, never been an issue here.
Anyway, hope all is well with everyone tonight!
No idea why Satan got banned.... Anyway, here's a song for him/her, gone but not forgotten.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
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I'm perplexed as well as to why Satan got banned? I just re-read most of the posts and she was being pretty much cordial to everyone. Was it because she was being nice to Warmjuice that she got ousted?
What a shame. I enjoyed the banter.
Yes, because I sent friends of mine links to these threads and it caused some hilarity.
@Warmjuice
I have been at the wrong end of the customer service, so I know where you're coming from. Furthermore, there is someone in my immediate surroundings who has been trying my patience for years, forcing me to be more diplomatic at times than a mediator in Israeli-Palestinian peace talks. If anything, this has taught me to choose my battlefields carefully. One's energy runs only so deep. Hence my question to you: is this particular battle really worth your time and effort?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
MickeyHolland I dealt with the public for years- have you? I enjoy explaining to dumb people how exactly they are stupid after years holding my breath in customer service. It’s fun to me. In the aniston thread I didn’t reply to anyone they replied to me, so I replied back. Then hours later I see warmjuice is a fake name all over the OP I know I should just chill but I don’t want to. I’m tired of lame DUMB people always having their say and drowning normal people out.
Warmjuice, if you are who you say you are - and I'm not disputing your claim in any way - then ask yourself if this is really worth your while. I myself abide by one simple online rule: Dlisted is for fun, for fighting I have my real life family.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Does anyone know what this "хуясе заявы" means?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Wait- I do have an old myspace that was started in 2006 …ooo that would mean “angela” made it allll the way back then. So how many people want to display their stupidity for my amusement before I give out the link- ? Go ahead do all the math read all the threads, think, think….ill give a WONDERFUL shout out to all the dip fucks who ALREADY said I was 5,000 different people in the blog section! Let’s see what that ego can give me- such well-deserved egos at that. I had a myspace for years, there is no way I could fake that shit…ill wait, let the “evidence” build up. Come on MOUTHS where the fuck are you at now ? How many times per day can “certain people” say “well in retrospect that WAS pretty stupid uhhuh huh huh”
No matter how senseless people are I guess they themselves will never understand how deep it is.
Kate M. is nothing but fringe. Our princesses by marriage my cost us buckloads too, but at least they work for a living. Maxima, for instance, is the UN's Special Advocate for Inclusive Finance for Development. Middleton should take notes and start earning her wages.
As for the discussion that's been raging here: C'est le ton qui fait la musique. At some point, you have to step back and take a long hard look at yourself. Whether you are right or wrong doesn't matter anymore once you've lost your audience, unless you're a sucker for a good monologue intérieur.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Holyfuck out of everything I wrote THAT’S what you respond with? VERY SORRY “Dog” said
"he" was a guy and talked about how ladies love him and then forgot that lie and said how he gets all the guys he wants? Typical Angela who can't keep her shit straight.
That’s why I started with- sometime I fuck women. You cannot win with this- if you think I am somebody else you have no brains. I am 36, I was born in liviona , Michigan- wait aren’t you the same stupid ass motherfuckers who want to see Obamas birth certificate? Is this what I am dealing with here?
Don't sit in a jury.