The Oscars Won't Let Sacha Baron Cohen Be Great
Sacha Baron Cohen is probably browsing Big & Tall's Black Label Collection today, because he'll have to find some new shit to wear to the Oscars on Sunday since the show's producers have banned him from dressing up as his character from his new movie The Dictator. The Academy told Sacha that his ass is more than welcome at the Oscars, but he'll have to leave his Kid 'n Play chin wig at home. Deadline says those prim and proper hos of the Academy aren't taking any chances, though, and have temporarily sat on Sacha's tickets and won't give them to him until he promises to not bring the promo fuckery to their red carpet. One of the mouths for the Oscars said this to CNN about Sacha's stunt:
“We would love to have Sacha Baron Cohen at the Oscar show. We have expressed [to Cohen] that we don’t like our red carpet to be used as a promotional stunt. We’re waiting to hear from him. We’ve put the ball in his court.”
Oh yes, because the Oscars red carpet is sacred ground where nobody, I mean nobody, promotes anything. We never hear the words: "My dress is by Chanel, my earrings are Cartier, my bag is Judith Leiber, my tampon is Fendi and the platinum stick up my ass is Bvlgari." We never hear that! I don't know why those Oscar bitches care about Sacha Baron Cohen showing up in character when they obviously have no problem with Ryan Seacrest showing up as a straight journalist every year.
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christine the hoff on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
haha, my sister, number four prostitute in all of kazastand!
LOL! Don't forget the annual “Running of the Jews,”! Being that he is Jewish made it even funnier!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
I never said anything more to him than "These rolls look moldy"
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Trick, he said that to YOU. While looking at your stomach and nether regions.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
I just notice that you now call me Mrs. Fury when you used to call me Ms.
For what is the psychology behind this please?
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LOL, none, I just didn't remember what I called you after a few Ms Furrys
Ms. Fury is definitely better!:)
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
I never said anything more to him than "These rolls look moldy"
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Trick, he said that to YOU. While looking at your stomach and nether regions.
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...yeah this guy is about as funny as radiation poisoning...total douche...
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haha, my sister, number four prostitute in all of kazastand!
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We used to live down the shoreline when Borat first came out and I used to go into this natural foods store every week. And without fail, the guy in the bakery would have to tell me a Borat story. I never knew why he singled me out for this honor because I never said anything more to him than "These rolls look moldy" or "Why is Thursday always Kosher Pizza Night in here".
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elmo533 on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:37pm.
Why is SBC invited to the Oscars anyway?
Good question. I could see him being invited to the MTV movie awards...but...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
Whamish (that means your on my good side today)
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You're always on my good side Mrs Fury:P :)
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Awwww!
*take pin out of Whoro Voodoo Doll.*
I just notice that you now call me Mrs. Fury when you used to call me Ms.
For what is the psychology behind this please?
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He's reminding you that you're married and being a WHORE.
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Remember in Borat when he wrestled his ugly naked assistant dude? Then he said "her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard" and even said it on Letterman! Man why can't this guy HOST the Oscars - he could rebuild the entire event around the idea of say a hairy bush!
IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:35pm.
Diablo, please! You know every guy would black his dick out like that - a big thick black line down to his knees if he could. Menz are liar moufs about their dick situations.
Truth. Plus, he could have just had a really bad case of hemorrhoids that were hanging out of his rectum. Ouch?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
Whamish (that means your on my good side today)
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You're always on my good side Mrs Fury:P :)
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Awwww!
*take pin out of Whoro Voodoo Doll.*
I just notice that you now call me Mrs. Fury when you used to call me Ms.
For what is the psychology behind this please?
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Why is SBC invited to the Oscars anyway?
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Whamo on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:30pm.
I still get a kick out of Carey's over the top physical humour
Jim Carrey is the WHITE DEVIL LOOGY GUY!
His humor is definitely not for everyone but I totally love Jimster.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
Whamish (that means your on my good side today)
SBC is actually pretty intelligent but he does play an idiot frighteningly well.
A bit like Dog.
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I heard that, Whore of Dlistylon!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:28pm.
For Satan (wow)
Sasha must be HUNG like a horse the way they blacked his penis out.
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Diablo, please! You know every guy would black his dick out like that - a big thick black line down to his knees if he could. Menz are liar moufs about their dick situations.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:56pm.
I must be the only person on earth who does not find him or his antics amusing in the least.
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No you're not. I don't get this guy's appeal at all.
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I like him. I still remember when Borat first came out.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
Here it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYplvwBvGA4
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Oooh, looks funny! And Megan Fox making fun of herself? OK!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
Whamish (that means your on my good side today)
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You're always on my good side Mrs Fury:P :)
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:28pm.
For Satan (wow)
http://www.rochesterunderground.com/rochester/index.php?Itemid=109&id=25...
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Thank you! HAHAHAHAHA! *tears of laughter* So WRONG on soooo many levels. Not to mention, the fat guy has a major set of HOOTERS!
Sasha must be HUNG like a horse the way they blacked his penis out.
That movie was wicked funny if not vomit inducing.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:58pm.
Doggy, you and me both. For me, he ranks right up there with Jim Carey and Jack Black. Not. funny.
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I still get a kick out of Carey's over the top physical humour, I laughed my ass off at Me Myself and Irene, I thought he was brilliant in that. I do like his serious stuff as well though and with the right project I think he'd surprise some people on how deep he can get.
I can hardly even look at Jack Black without shaking my head and thinking what an idiot how the fuck does he get work. He just seems to be the exact same character all the time, crazy party guy yeeeeaaa. *eye roll*
Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:18pm.
I agree with whomever said Jack Black isn't funny and whomever said Adam Sandler wasn't last night. This dude isn't either.
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I agree with every word of this.
i don't find him funny at all.
For Satan (wow)
http://www.rochesterunderground.com/rochester/index.php?Itemid=109&id=25...
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Bvlgari makes platinum ass sticks?? Where can I get one? A must-have.
@Anonymouse
It's "Number 23." It was a box office disaster, but I loved it.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:23pm.
Whamish (that means your on my good side today)
SBC is actually pretty intelligent but he does play an idiot frighteningly well.
A bit like Dog.
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I heard that, Whore of Dlistylon!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:56pm.
I must be the only person on earth who does not find him or his antics amusing in the least.
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You aren't. I don't get him either.
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Here it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYplvwBvGA4
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Whamish (that means your on my good side today)
SBC is actually pretty intelligent but he does play an idiot frighteningly well.
A bit like Dog.
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As soon as I read the title, I thought EXACTOMENTE the same thing as he wrote.
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IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:20pm.
It WAS REAL, IrishFurious! IT WAS REAL! *cries & laughs*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Last year’s disaster must be buried if The Awards can hope to go forward. Thus, no chances are being taken this year. Oscars are still a great global marketing tool. That can end if too many “performers” ignore that it’s really not all about them.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:08pm.
I like this fool... He's got balls and is an idiot... of course, I don't think he is welcome here at home. LOL
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TA, I've never seen a comic more uncompromising when he's going for the yuks. To hang in there till the end with some of the absolutely insanely embarrassing shit this guy does takes guts!
Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:04pm.
Sacha Baron Cohen's hairy banana hammock has been forever seared into my Satanic brain and will forever be the only thing I think of when I see his fugly mug.
Well, that and him wrestling around with a naked fat guy's balls in his face.
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LMAO! Those are the two exact scenarios that I remember him too! That wrestling with his head the fat dudes balls was horrifically funny! Gawd! - and I think that scene was for real!
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Thanks, urmomma.
And ITA that Isla Fisher is HAWT ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
"My dress is by Chanel, my earrings are Cartier, my bag is Judith Leiber, my tampon is Fendi and the platinum stick up my ass is Bvlgari."
That made me laugh like a fool. Gwyneth Paltrow is taking note of this list as we speak.
When I heard the premise of The Dictator, I thought, "This sounds like shit, and I'm getting tired of SBC's act." I found the trailer really funny in spite of myself...
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I agree with whomever said Jack Black isn't funny and whomever said Adam Sandler wasn't last night. This dude isn't either.
He's gets on my nerves. But the trailer to his latest movie is funneh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
anonymous 101...kungfu panda did rock....I like sacha's hot ginger wife and that was my "say something nice".
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
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Ok.
He is actually really cute when he isn't dressed up like a damn fool.
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HAHA
I prefer Carrey in dramatic roles, too. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...The Number 32. That's not to say I don't laugh at some of his stupider humor, but it's not really my style.
SBC...honestly, I spent the entire time watching Borat cringing.
Rattling off the labels they are wearing is advertising which to me is different than promoting a movie character that they'll potentially be awarded for portraying. They don't get awarded for wearing the labels they rattle off. I'd rather see the actual actor at the awards show than their character (no matter how good the character is). Let him stay home if he can't be bothered to show up in person and out of character.
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An Islamic looking general dictator who looks like he awards himself hundreds of military honors and in the preview pulls a gun and shoots the runners out pacing him in a race. Now what could be controversial here?? If he went as a priest or pope he'd open the show.
I like this fool... He's got balls and is an idiot... of course, I don't think he is welcome here at home. LOL
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Tampon by Fendi!!!
MK, you just make me snort-laugh.
The trailer for this movie looks so disappointing compared to his earlier stuff Cliche hair and fart jokes. I guess he doesn't need to be clever with this one since it isn't challenging any viewpoint or mocking the west.
I actually prefer Carrey in his dramatic roles like the Truman Show and Man on the Moon. Jack Black is okay, I like him in Kung Fu Panda. Wait . . . Holie is in that too.
Sh!t!! Does that mean I have to turn in my Dlisted badge for watching KFP? Sh!t!!
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!