The Oscars Won't Let Sacha Baron Cohen Be Great
Sacha Baron Cohen is probably browsing Big & Tall's Black Label Collection today, because he'll have to find some new shit to wear to the Oscars on Sunday since the show's producers have banned him from dressing up as his character from his new movie The Dictator. The Academy told Sacha that his ass is more than welcome at the Oscars, but he'll have to leave his Kid 'n Play chin wig at home. Deadline says those prim and proper hos of the Academy aren't taking any chances, though, and have temporarily sat on Sacha's tickets and won't give them to him until he promises to not bring the promo fuckery to their red carpet. One of the mouths for the Oscars said this to CNN about Sacha's stunt:
“We would love to have Sacha Baron Cohen at the Oscar show. We have expressed [to Cohen] that we don’t like our red carpet to be used as a promotional stunt. We’re waiting to hear from him. We’ve put the ball in his court.”
Oh yes, because the Oscars red carpet is sacred ground where nobody, I mean nobody, promotes anything. We never hear the words: "My dress is by Chanel, my earrings are Cartier, my bag is Judith Leiber, my tampon is Fendi and the platinum stick up my ass is Bvlgari." We never hear that! I don't know why those Oscar bitches care about Sacha Baron Cohen showing up in character when they obviously have no problem with Ryan Seacrest showing up as a straight journalist every year.
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citizenstrange on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 2:02pm.
LMAO!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Sacha Baron Cohen's hairy banana hammock has been forever seared into my Satanic brain and will forever be the only thing I think of when I see his fugly mug.
Well, that and him wrestling around with a naked fat guy's balls in his face.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Not trying to act like a know-it-all but I think you have that picture upside down.
I was a huge fan of Da Ali G Show, so I do find him funny. His films are so-so.
IG, co-sign on Black and Carrey as well.
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My thoughts exactly. The entire production is a queen publicity stunt. This just proves that they are idiots.
SBC is an attractive fellow so I'd love to see him in a tux if I watch some of the show....but still, this is idiotic period.
Doggy, you and me both. For me, he ranks right up there with Jim Carey and Jack Black. Not. funny.
That is who he is! Let him be! It's like telling Ke$ha to dress in Gloria Vanderbilt and look like Taylor Swift.
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I must be the only person on earth who does not find him or his antics amusing in the least.
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Fa reals! isn't that whole fucking show a promo event?? don't understand that, at all...
He does not amuse me, but I did like his skills in Ricky Bobby.
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I swear to God I just wanna suck on his nose until it cums boogers then I want to give his circumcision scar a hickey and make his asshole so fucking pregnant god damn.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.