Monday, February 27th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 24th!
Much like the Honey Badger, the I Don't Care Bear doesn't give a flaming shit. - BaconSlut
Runners-up:
OK, so he's not a genius, but somehow Kris Humphries came up with a way to sanitize Kim's skankiness off himself. - OurMissC
"Hello Utah !!!! For all you anally-impaired in the audience -- here's an illustration of what an asshole feels like when a particularly stubborn bear of a turd, finally breaks through. - WTFOMGLOL
Mormons go to amazing lengths to "test drive" their magic, fire-proof underwear. - Vern
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Holy shiite! Thanks MK and everyone! Congrats also to OurMissC, WTF and Vern, you funneh hookerz!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Yay Flying sluts!
Thanks MK! Thanks everyone!
*flies through flames with PERKY and the Fab Miss C*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Yay Sucky!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
oh noooos LOL ..not my unfunny cap .. I think was drunk when I wrote that ..sorry..
♥ but thank you all ♥
congrats winners !!
Congrats to BaconSlut, OurMissC, WTFOMGLOL, and VERN! Great captions to a tough one!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hooray to my girls VERN and MISS C!! And congrats to Bacon and WTF!
Still laughing, congrats winners! :D
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
LOL baconslut! And look at the awesome RU's MK put me with! Congrats everybody! Thanks MK!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Great captions guys! This was a tough one too!! Excellent job!! Your ex-husbands must be kicking themselves!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Adam Levine- even when you pull out some of your "jazz" still makes it through the hole.
Note to self: No matter how delicate his "jazz hands" are, if you let a big hairy bear slam it into your basket, you'll wind up with your O-ring on fire.
After years of hard work Richard Gere successfully trained his gerbil to retrieve lost Ben Wa balls from Val Kilmer's ass.
After a long night of tequila and spicy foods, Richard Gere's gerbil makes a dash for it.
Biology 101: a bear with one ball, penetrating a huge, fiery hole will result in the conception of Khloe Kardashian. "Public wisdom is deranged."
"Huliganjetta" - Gogol Bordello
"Hello Utah !!!! For all you anally-impaired in the audience -- here's an illustration of what an asshole feels like when a particularly stubborn bear of a turd, finally breaks through.
Say Hallelujah!"
Damn, what Justin Bieber's fans made Esperanza Spalding go through to win the Grammy.
Only you can prevent slam dunks.
Every other big company has their own sports team, why shouldn't Aperature Science.
Craigslist entry. Hot Bear likes to play with big balls and groups.
After bitter divorce proceedings in 2013, Khloe decided to try everything to upstage Lamar and make him look bad.
At least Kris Humphries can still say he plays baskyball.
Another one of Khloe's attempts at trying to heat things up in the bedroom...Now this is just taking things bear-y far!
lindsey lohan and her agent finally decide to embrace the moniker "firecrotch"...after all, those clear water bottles don't fill themselves...a bitch needs a check!
Mormon wedding ceremonies are freakier than you'd imagine.
As an alternative to offering birth control to its workers, the State of Utah unveils their new Church-approved version of the "morning after" pill.
BEFORE HE WAS INFAMOUS - "Soon after, Pedobear's basketball career went up in flames when it was revealed what really goes on after the game in the showers - and the rest is history"
Bear, after you piss out the fire, make sure to save some for the Khardashian in the front row......
As Johnny Cash finishes up his concert set in Heaven with Ring of Fire, he looks down upon this Earth and says "Bitch, Please!".
Proof that LIN-SANITY has taken over. In Utah they are now barbequing dogs ........no MSG......
OK, so he's not a genius, but somehow Kris Humphries came up with a way to sanitize Kim's skankiness off himself.
An excited bear, balls and a flaming hole.. must be saturday!
Omg. Those Mormons can even make "Caption This" boring.
After the Kris Humpries mess, NBA has organized a sex education class to all professional players showing what your penis go through fucking a Kardashian the best way they could understand.
Slam dunk by a bear through the biggest flaming hole known to man? Yep, just another night at Michael K's!
How did we train him to do this? It's easy -- we just suspend a naked altar boy behind the net!
Bear Jordan.
This was not the fiery hole and ballin' bear that Tommy Girl had in mind.
Remember this face for your own safety
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Seminole-County-FL/Christine-Swa...
Madonna, as always, goes through fiery cock rings and untold hell to maintain her youth.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Yes, Jeremy Lin is bear-y good at basketball, but you ain't seen nothing til you've seen his flaming jazz hands.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I'm a basketball playing bear. I'm used to jumping through flaming hoops of fire. I'm from Utah. I'm...a Mormon.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Nothing like a PurityBear vs. PedoBear dunking contest to keep the Mormons in their seats at halftime.
Surprisingly, the Preparation H / PedoBear halftime show proved less controversial than many Jazz fans had anticipated.
Rick Santorum unveils his performance art piece for the Super Tuesday debates: What A Sperm Has to Go Through These Days To Impregnate An Egg
Cirque du Solame
Does Pedobear think that faking some sports playing will clean up his image?
When Travolta heard that Big Bears were jumping through flaming rings he grabbed his pole and joined in on the action!
TJB
Khloe's new attitude toward Lamar: If you can't seduce him, beat him at his own game.
Richard Gere's worst nightmare. A large, furry gerbil sailing through his burning ring of fire.