Stephen Hawking Knows How To Party
Every once and a while comes a story that is filled with so much wonderful that I have to rub my monitor to make sure my eyes are seeing it right and this is one of those once and a whiles. Radar says that Stephen Hawking regularly takes a break from doing whatever kind of genius stuff he does (I tried to read his Wikipedia page to find out, but my simple brain switched to images of shiny-haired puppies playing in the snow right after I read "theoretical physicist.") to bathe in thrusting chocha at a sex club in California. Devore, California isn't only the place where my cousin got kicked out of a Denny's for drunk barfing into a yellow mop bin on Halloween, it's also the place where Stephen Hawking gets wild with naked hos.
A member of the Freedom Acres swingers club in Devore, CA tells Radar that 70-year-old Stephen is a regular there and rolls up with an entourage of nurses and assistants. The fat-mouthed source went on to say, "I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times. He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him. I have spoken to him on several occasions and have even shared drinks with people in his group. And he'll even take photos with people in the club as long as it's in a neutral area."
Stephen Hawking was already a beacon of inspiration, but now he's a constellation of inspiration after reading this story. Because no matter what happens, we'll never lose our need for peen (or poon, in this instance). Get your Big Bang on, Stephen!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy: "Actually I believe there's a theory about this trade-off between IQ and EQ (Emotional intelligence Quotience)."
Yeah! And then the way very talented artists and musicians, etc. feel "too much" and that leads to all kinds of problems.
Naturally, I am generalizing a whole bunch, and only going on the people I've known in real life who were either MIT grads or talented artists. The brainy folk are often detached and the artsy ones are way emotional.
I guess it wasn't cool of me to say they're always jerks.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:59pm.
Yep. Benjamin Franklin was the same way. He was a brilliant inventor, writer, diplomat, philosopher, scientist, and statesman.
Yet he disowned his son for being a Loyalist. He abandoned his wife Deborah for years while he galavanted in France. Then when he returned to America, old and frail and poor Deborah was dead, he was cruel to his daughter (Sally, I think) who cared for him.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Danii:
Just because it's theory, doesn't make it wrong. Science, opposite religious shit, doesn't pull answers out of its ass. Researchers MUST follow a strict protocol and methods to get answers. You also need a clear critical mind, specially in his field. As for technology.. sure, we might not have the technology to get near a black hole enough to SEE it with our own eyes but how many other fields were born with guys and chicks with rudimentary methods and technologies?. One example is Genetics with Mendel and his peas; back in the 1800s all he used were a bunch of peas and his mind, yet, he is considered the father of modern genetics. Darwin didn't use anything else but his eyes, his brain and his vogages, yet he wasn't all wrong about Evolution. I will not claim I know ALL about black holes, but one thing I know is that what might sound "impossible" now, might be a reality in later years.
Also, I don't consider science to be 100% correct or 100% fact, far from it, it's prone to have mistakes because all the conclusions were drawn by humans and because a certain method or technology might not be available at the moment. Still, it gives me more accurate, logical and critical answers than religion and the fact that it changes all the time, according to whatever new research is made, is what makes me like it even more.
Scientology is sci-fi-based cult dolled up as religion and it can't be compared with sience, other that the name with the word "science" in it. There is cero evidence behind their claims of thetans and alien overlords and volcanos... they DO pull their shit claims out of their asses. Pretty much what religion does.
Lastly, I can't believe people can't get his comment. Yeah, he has met so many women in his life.. yeah, I bet he had plenty of girlfriends being a crippled man. He was 21 years old when he was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, so tell me how could he be able to date chicks? by his age most of us already fucked quite a few guys (or chicks) and dated some more, so that gives US more chances to get to know the opposite sex. But it's not that plenty of chicks would drool for a cripple, even IF he has such an amazingly brilliant mind. People are mostly vapid and stupid and chicks would go for the popular guys with muscles and a really dim mind instead for someone like him. He didn't say women were stupid, he just said he doesn't know women enough so he doesn't "get" them. If any of us were in his shoes, I bet we would say exactly the same shit.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant: "Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
These brainy types are ALWAYS jerks.
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No mint, thank you, but I could use a coffee.
Some brainy jerks I had in mind when I made this statement were Einstein and Bobby Fischer. These guys were undoubtedly geniuses but really sucked when it came to the way they treated the people who cared about them.
Maybe it's something like Asperger's - where people are incredibly smart with ideas or math or what have you, but they lack the ability to read social cues or empathize.
I'm not a genius by any stretch, but I have seen it in real life. It's almost like a trade-off.
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Actually I believe there's a theory about this trade-off between IQ and EQ (Emotional intelligence Quotience).
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Anonymouse73, sorry for the mix-up!
I know a lot of really geeky/aspergy guys who are NOT women haters, totally lovable, cool people who practically worship women (but, can't often get one). Me no hate on geeks. Me no hate on geeks!
I live in southern California and I've never heard of this place. The city of Devore is out in the middle of Bumfuck Egypt in San Berdoo County.
I really do have to get out more.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:47pm.
I am not Whamo or Migraneuse but I am a woman. I am a feminist too and fight for injustice if and when it exists. I am sorry but she takes it too far sometimes and when she does it's to the point of ridiculousness. In my opinion it forces her to lose credibility for the times when she might have a valid point.
That's my humble opinion.
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Oh feel free to put your two cents!
That's the thing, like I said, some are more sensitive than others. She's probably in line with the theory that prostitution is inherently dehumanizing, etc. And, of course, there's the sexist element here, since the prostitution market caters almost exclusively to men, and women have historically been exploited by this industry.
I think prostitution should be legalized, taxed and controlled, but at the same time I think your point of view is pretty valid as well.
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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:57pm.
THIS.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant: "Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
These brainy types are ALWAYS jerks.
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Bitter much? Need a mint, dear?"
No mint, thank you, but I could use a coffee.
Some brainy jerks I had in mind when I made this statement were Einstein and Bobby Fischer. These guys were undoubtedly geniuses but really sucked when it came to the way they treated the people who cared about them.
Maybe it's something like Asperger's - where people are incredibly smart with ideas or math or what have you, but they lack the ability to read social cues or empathize.
I'm not a genius by any stretch, but I have seen it in real life. It's almost like a trade-off.
So tiresome, this uber PC b.s that goes on here lately.
I am a woman and certainly do not care if men pay for sex or want sex all the time. How is that offensive? How is it offensive that a crippled man goes to a sex club? I do not get it, and frankly see nothing wrong with anyone, male or female, getting their freak on. People need to lighten up, life doesn't have to be so fucking serious. It's too short to be mired down in feeling "oppressed" all the time. Live and let live ffs!
You have to be a real cunt to criticize a man in a wheelchair for watching some pole dancing. Fucking hell
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:48pm.
Mmmyeah, maybe you guys are making good points about the sexual acts being consensual and stuff. I'll concede a little on that point.
It still doesn't make me like him any more, though. He seems like a creepy perv anyway.
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Sure the acts are consensual, for all we know dude isn't part of a forced prostitution ring kept by former KGB agents. Whoo-hoo!
The thing that irks me is paying to have those women around him, women who wouldn't come close to him if it wasn't for the money. OF COURSE there's the transaction here, the women get some money and he gets 20-something pussy grinding on his repulsive body. But what I think folks here are questioning is the morality behind this sort of venal relationship. I've interviewed prostitutes and strippers to help a friend with his master's degree back in college, so I feel very strongly about those things... I think it's an infinitely interesting subject.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
This thread is reminding me of the womyn's herstory club sign up table. :D
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:47pm.
I am not Whamo or Migraneuse but I am a woman. I am a feminist too and fight for injustice if and when it exists. I am sorry but she takes it too far sometimes and when she does it's to the point of ridiculousness. In my opinion it forces her to lose credibility for the times when she might have a valid point.
That's my humble opinion.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Really?
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:15pm.
Provy AHAHAHAA!! Oh. Yeah. Baby. Tough. Me. Their. Let. Me. See. Your. Teeths.
Oh my god. I am laughing so hard I am crying.
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LET STEVEN HAWKING BE HORNY?!?
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Jack = REPORTED! up in these lower chats with your sock slots.
Fucking classy...feminist or not, the comment was a wee bit over the top. Seeing sexism and racism where there clearly is none...it gets a little tiresome and makes it harder for people to take us seriously.
I see no evidence here that Stephan Hawking thinks women are fuck toilets or whatever. They're all consenting adults at this club. The chicks sitting on his lap aren't chained there.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:17pm.
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The only thing I know about black holes is I have one for a mother-in-law.
That's classic doggie LMAO!:)
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
These brainy types are ALWAYS jerks.
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Bitter much? Need a mint, dear?
Mmmyeah, maybe you guys are making good points about the sexual acts being consensual and stuff. I'll concede a little on that point.
It still doesn't make me like him any more, though. He seems like a creepy perv anyway.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
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Hey Migrain, you sound like a lot of fun, maybe we could hang out sometime? We could go grab some misogynistic chicken wings and take a walk through the misogynistic park and feed the sub human pigeons. Take a ride in a cart pulled by feminist horses and maybe at the end of the night if all goes well you could cut my balls off?
call me....
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Well I don't know her, but you can't blame an informed woman for being passionate about sexism, even if she goes overboard occasionally. It's like racism or homophobia, Whamo. A black or gay person will obviously, on average, be far more sensitive about racism or homophobia than your average white or straight dude.
She doesn't strike me as a man-hater, at all... I might be wrong, but she just seems pissed off at our sexist culture. I mean fuck, I'm a feminist too, and most of my friends are male. I also have a great relationship with my dad. Equating "feminist" and "man-hater" is just fucking wrong.
Point is, even if you're annoyed by her statements, and even if her feminist comments are arguably out of place at Dlisted (personally, I think they're pertinent), you're a guy, and you can never know how being a woman often sucks. It's easier for you to have a sense of humor about those things, since they don't affect you directly.
You two (Migraneuse and Whamo) feel free to correct me.
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TEAM SUBHUMAN FUCKTOILET(BAT)S!!!
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i wouldn't party with hawking but if feynman was still alive... totally.
Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:12pm.
no offence but you're not 'all for science' when you don't understand what a scientific theory is. you can't be serious thinking you can compare the scientific method to scientology.
That wasn't my quote. That was me quoting someone else on here....
I'm the one who said that I don't understand women, either!
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Submitted by Darth Stoner on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:35pm.
"Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
yeah gotta agree Migraineuse, especially with his comments a few weeks ago about "not being able to figure out women" like we're some code to be deprogrammed.
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That's because a woman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_hopper created the first computer programming language. Women create. Men destroy. I kid! ;)"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:40pm.
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hehehehe:)
this makes me extremely happy for some reason. Get yer freak on Mr. Hawking, you deserve it! :)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:37pm.
LMAO.
*swwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooon*
OMG. So funny.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:17pm.
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I thought black holes had the capability of not only pulling in single planets but actual full galaxies as well!?
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Dude, I got that horseshit from cracked.com! The only thing I know about black holes is I have one for a mother-in-law.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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Agreed, partially. Because when I see his deformed, boneless body and disfigured grin, for some reason all I can think of is dementia.
And let's be real, although it's much harder for someone in his condition to find a woman, dude still managed to get married, and he he looked as repulsive as he does today. He isn't in a trashy sex club paying 20-something year old girls because of their deep intellects. He's in it for the pussy grinding.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
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Hey Migrain, you sound like a lot of fun, maybe we could hang out sometime? We could go grab some misogynistic chicken wings and take a walk through the misogynistic park and feed the sub human pigeons. Take a ride in a cart pulled by feminist horses and maybe at the end of the night if all goes well you could cut my balls off?
call me....
Steven Hawking is an inspiration! I read "A Briefer History of Time," (because I'm a nurse, not a damn physicist, and he wrote it for remedial folk,) since somehow it seemed important that I read it while he was still alive. It's funny, insightful and genius.
If Hawking wants to objectify (willing) women, then let me be the 1st in line. He's not beating them (nor do I imagine he would ever had he the capability.) He's not forcing his "religion"/lifestyle on me, nor is he contributing to the social, economic, cultural or intellectual downfall of the country or world. If the guy wants some ass in his face, then give him some booty STAT!
Black holes have such dense centers that they have amazing gravitational pull, so much that they even pull in light. Any celestial object of equal size to the black hole would have nowhere near the same mass. The density at the center of a black hole would be like condensing the Earth into a marble.
*takes off glasses, pulls clip out of bun and shakes out long luxurious hair*
And team let grown ups get their freak on. Sexual frustration increases bitterness. FACT.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
yeah gotta agree Migraineuse, especially with his comments a few weeks ago about "not being able to figure out women" like we're some code to be deprogrammed.
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That's because a woman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_hopper created the first computer programming language. Women create. Men destroy. I kid! ;)
You've got to hand it to those women, because no amount of money could make me grind on that man.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
He should thank his lucky stars (haha) he has a gimmick, because there are plenty of astrophysicists out there who are just as smart. Not denying that he is brilliant, but the whole wheelchair, robot voice thing sets him apart in an appealing way.
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Totally fucking agree.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:17pm.
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I thought black holes had the capability of not only pulling in single planets but actual full galaxies as well!?
*goes to the all knowing google and asks for the answer to everything
OMG! THIS OLD MAN WITH ALS LIKES GETTING HIS FREAK ON IN A PLACE WHERE WOMEN CHOOSE TO WORK AS SEX OBJECTS/PARTNERS.
SHAME ON THE FUCKING MAN FOR GOING TO A PLACE WHERE SEX IS LEGAL AND THE WOMEN WORKING THERE ARE THERE BY CHOICE!!!!!!!
If I'm not mistaken, no one is *forcing* these women to sex all up on him.
Where did he say he doesn't think of them as "nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets"? Jeez.
His quote about not understanding women? Shit, I'm a woman and I don't understand women!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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yeah gotta agree Migraineuse, especially with his comments a few weeks ago about "not being able to figure out women" like we're some code to be deprogrammed.
He should thank his lucky stars (haha) he has a gimmick, because there are plenty of astrophysicists out there who are just as smart. Not denying that he is brilliant, but the whole wheelchair, robot voice thing sets him apart in an appealing way. yeah, yeah, I'm too harsh. I'm calling it like I see it. These brainy types are ALWAYS jerks.
I actually love him & this story makes me love him more. You GO Stevie. You go!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
Oh, please. You need some new material. Sex clubs are voluntary. Women go there to get the same thing out of it that men do. You need to stop using the let's blame men for everything I don't have excuse. Because that's what it is..an excuse. It's f'ing 2012 women can do and have whatever they want.
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The thing about black holes is they have mass and because they do, the laws of physics still apply to them. This translates into the fact that a black hole can't "swallow" anything larger than its own mass. No, we don't know what happens, not entirely, but people think all black holes are essentially planet-suckers and no one knows if that's the whole truth. But if a black hole the size of the moon takes on the sun or even Jupiter, both of which have way more mass than the black hole does, the black hole will lose. You can't get around the physics, mon.
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I will be honest. I know he can't help the way he looks but I've seen him in interviews and he is just creepy and very uncomfortable to look at. The idea of THAT in a sex club? Whenever he "drops in" I bet the rate of disappearing boners goes through the roof.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not."
Agree totally.
It gives me great satisfaction that he can't stick his dick in one.
Oh please...leave the guy alone! He's suffered almost his entire life and has made insurmountable contributions to the field of physics...let him go to his sex club without any grief from the feminists.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
"this guy will always have a bigger intelligence. While 99.99% of people with his condition would crumble and fall into a mental shithole, he had the megaballs to go on and become someone in the scientific world. Booyah!."
ok, correct me if i am wrong, but isnt most of his writing about black holes in space-and isnt most of that theory? because the problems with black holes is that we've never had the technology to get near them? i'm all for science-but i think its funny that people assume anything connected with science is fact/truth when its probably more on par with scientology.
Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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yeah gotta agree Migraineuse, especially with his comments a few weeks ago about "not being able to figure out women" like we're some code to be deprogrammed.
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HOLD UP! If we allow them to figure us out then they'll know where we hide the extra towels and why. Not cool, folks.
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