Stephen Hawking Knows How To Party
Every once and a while comes a story that is filled with so much wonderful that I have to rub my monitor to make sure my eyes are seeing it right and this is one of those once and a whiles. Radar says that Stephen Hawking regularly takes a break from doing whatever kind of genius stuff he does (I tried to read his Wikipedia page to find out, but my simple brain switched to images of shiny-haired puppies playing in the snow right after I read "theoretical physicist.") to bathe in thrusting chocha at a sex club in California. Devore, California isn't only the place where my cousin got kicked out of a Denny's for drunk barfing into a yellow mop bin on Halloween, it's also the place where Stephen Hawking gets wild with naked hos.
A member of the Freedom Acres swingers club in Devore, CA tells Radar that 70-year-old Stephen is a regular there and rolls up with an entourage of nurses and assistants. The fat-mouthed source went on to say, "I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times. He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him. I have spoken to him on several occasions and have even shared drinks with people in his group. And he'll even take photos with people in the club as long as it's in a neutral area."
Stephen Hawking was already a beacon of inspiration, but now he's a constellation of inspiration after reading this story. Because no matter what happens, we'll never lose our need for peen (or poon, in this instance). Get your Big Bang on, Stephen!
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God bless him but not a porno id want to see.
Devore is a shithole but I guess it's the only place they'd be allowed to open a sex club.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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yeah gotta agree Migraineuse, especially with his comments a few weeks ago about "not being able to figure out women" like we're some code to be deprogrammed.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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OMG! DO YOU EVER FUCKING STOP???????
GET A SENSE OF HUMOR AND SEX IS NLOT WRONG! PREACH YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE FFS!
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Hahahaa. Oh man.
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one of our clients died last month from Lou Gherigs, she was diagnosed formally in April 2011, died in late December of 2011. Lou Gherigs is no joke, she was only 49 when she died. Hats off and all respect to Mr. Hawking. As far as I am concerned he can do no wrong, and he should do whatever the fuck he wants to in his life, he has out lived all the predictions of his death, and gone on to show ALL THOSE FUCKING DOCTORS WHAT TIME IT REALLY IS!! Brilliant minds need outlets too...you go Dr. Hawking and I for one am going to join that Freedome Acres place just to neekid ass rub up against you (not Droopy Dogs ex mind you!)
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:54pm.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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OMG! DO YOU EVER FUCKING STOP???????
GET A SENSE OF HUMOR AND SEX IS NLOT WRONG! PREACH YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE FFS!
Freedom Acres must be the echelon, but of all the freaks flying their freak flag, I did not think of Hawking when I first read about this earlier in the week when Droopy Dogs ex husband was seen there. I can imagine Droopy Dogs ex would need to go there after trying to overcome sex with Droopy Dog, but not Hawking. I mean to me I think his brain is the sexiest thing about him, but hey everyone needs a little wildness in their life especially if you are trapped in your body. I love Hawking though, just love him. I adore that he worships at the temple of Marilyn Monroe when I read that, I thought this dude is beyond cool. He is the greatest mind of the 20th and 21st Century, loves Marilyn and likes to let his freak flag fly! What more could you ask for in a person. Stephen Hawking for Prez!!!!
That's how he rolls.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
You have to drive through Devore to get to Lytle Creek(I used to go to the shooting range there) and those chicks look like the typical local. There are sooooo many Biker gangs and tweakers in that area. There's also a nudist colony nearby in Glen Helen.
So the smartest man in the world thinks women are nothing but subhuman fuck-toilets, huh?
What an inspiration to us all. Not.
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"Sex can never be a politically neutral interaction as long as the interests of one party are by universal decree prioritized over the interests of the other." -- http://bit.ly/y8oRWL
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:28pm.
Isn't this the same place that Real Housewives of the O.C's Donn Gunvalson was seen frequenting lately?
Yes, allegedly, Donn's into public sex and frequents the same club.
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Freedom Acres is getting a lot of free publicity lately.
Let your freak flag fly boys!
The inside of his brain must be such a colorful place!
Prof. Hawking for HOTTEST SLUT OF ALL TIMES.
Those in favor type Aye..
:-)
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:39pm.
Proof positive that if a man was only left with his genius brain, he'd still be thinking with his imaginary dick.
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Hahahaahaahaahahahaahahaha ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!
With some sunlight and a piece of tinfoil he's figured a way to gravitationally bend molecules and brain fuck chicks into the best Os they've ever had.....what a lucky bastard!
Vitamin F, yes yes YES.
now I'm stuck in that family guy where peter has no bones.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:28pm.
Isn't this the same place that Real Housewives of the O.C's Donn Gunvalson was seen frequenting lately?
Yes, allegedly, Donn's into public sex and frequents the same club.
Snowy - he has Lou Gehrig's disease, so yeah it started showing in his early 20s.
Proof positive that if a man was only left with his genius brain, he'd still be thinking with his imaginary dick.
Now THAT is one super fucking smart dude. No matter how many people make fun of his looks (thanks to his condition) or how he talks, this guy will always have a bigger intelligence. While 99.99% of people with his condition would crumble and fall into a mental shithole, he had the megaballs to go on and become someone in the scientific world. Booyah!.
If he wants to visit sex clubs, so be it. It's not that just because he's a scientist he can't have sex or something. Or is it because it's a "fully-clothed cripple" of sorts?. What a piece of non-news.
Edit: I vote for him as a real HOT SLUT of the year. People like him are so rare.
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What Vitamin F said!
Just noticed the blonde chick making devil horns behind him.
Peace out Pretties, gotta run.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I bet he munches MENSA pussy like nobody's business!
The man is a fucking genius...I would rub my bewbs in his face.
The man suffers from one of the most severe form of motor neuron diseases out there . His doctors gave him only two years to live once he was diagnosed and that was back in the 60s or 70s or something. Yet he lives, works and enjoys life with nekiid ass girls. The only thing that works in his body is his brain. And yet he has so much zeal for life that he visits sex clubs in CA!! Hats off to you Prof. Hawking, you are a true Hot Slut. In fact he should be declared Hot Slut of all times. I am sure he would love it.
I heard he and a young "nurse" were kicked out of a Denny's in Walla Walla, Wash. for makin' whoopie in a walk-in cooler. He didn't leave a tip, either.
I don't know Deb....Snowy and SweetASS say so, and they are
*whispers*
Experts at taking DICKtation, if you get my drift.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:15pm.
Provy AHAHAHAA!! Oh. Yeah. Baby. Tough. Me. Their. Let. Me. See. Your. Teeths.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I cant hate...poor guy.
Ohhhhhhh my.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
TOO CLOSE TO LUNCH!
so he used to be incredibly nerdy but mobile, was this a slow process, that he ended up like that?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:15pm.
I remember being in Amsterdam I think and watching a documentary late night about a group of prostitutes who "specialized" is getting the disabled off. Made housecalls like visiting nurses. I know it was supposed to be so...something....but I had to change channels.
that sounds like the perfect prostitute's job because you never have to worry about getting beaten or raped.
if I had no marketable skills I would totally look into doing that as a career option. :D
Vern, it couldn't hurt! Hey I think you're wrong about the boner. Looks like he's smuggling one of those fancy cocktail glasses out...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lollol VERN, NOOOO!!
Isn't this the same place that Real Housewives of the O.C's Donn Gunvalson was seen frequenting lately?
damn how old is he? like my dad's age? NOW I am grossed out?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:24pm.
Too far.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Right there with ya Deb. Mebbe we should get ourselves some new "Wheels".
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
that's gangsta. :D
Vern! OMG there is one!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Stephen Hawking wasn't always a robot man. He was a pretty attractive nerd back in the day.
http://theinvisibleagent.wordpress.com/tag/stephen-hawking/
I would have done him. Big brains always turn me on.
Right, Vern! The the true swan emerged....
Eh, good for him. Why not?
Wow, I just realized that Stephen Hawking is getting more than me too. Snerts!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Snowwwwwwwwwwy!
Look at that bulge in his pants!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Provys on FIAH today!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
he can't even hold his damn drink, does he even get a stiffie?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:16pm.
Wow. I'm so grossed out. I mean I'm happy for him but just looking at him lying down looking like a man without bones...yuck.
He has a swimmer's body.
What? Jellyfish swim.
Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:16pm.
Wow. I'm so grossed out. I mean I'm happy for him but just looking at him lying down looking like a man without bones...yuck.
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Now I can't stop thinking of that scene in Men in Black where the alien crash lands on that farm and steals Vincent D'Onofrio's skin.
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uhm. no.
... throw this wrongness down with the pic of kirk douglas greedily & decrepitly shoving slippery turkey and veiny bony fingers into his gaping face of mottled and pink creviced tissue-thin flesh.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Dude is doing better than me.
Happy for him.