Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lady Bienvenida Buck, a 55-year-old veteran gold digger who has earned the field of calluses on the bottom of her feet by social climbing all the way to the top of Liverpool's elite!
Lady Welcome A Buck is a two-time divorcee (her third husband died from cancer) who is solely famous for marrying for a buck. Basically. Lady Buck's first husband was Sir Antony Buck, a political type who was 30 years older than her. That married crumbled into dust when she had an affair with Sir Peter Harding, the Chief of Defense during the Gulf War. Apparently, Lady Buck destroyed Sir Peter's career when she told a tabloid all about the affair she had with him while they were still married. Lady Buck currently has two lovers (one married, one not married), but she's through with marriage and is focusing most of her time on politics.
The esteemed literary journal of EVERYTHING, The Daily Mail, profiled the lifetime achievement-winning gold digger, because she's considering running for Mayor of Liverpool. Lady Welcome A Buck spoke to the DM from her apartment in the MOST EXCLUSIVE part of Liverpool after she had her first breakfast glass of champagne (it makes her glow) at 11 in the morning. Lady Buck believes that she is what Liverpool needs since she's an international socialite who has humped on top political figures, and if the pussy could talk it would have one hell of a campaign speech. This is the shit that Lady Buck said when the DM asked her what she can do for Liverpool:
"I think that I could win. I am the voice of the young people of this city. I know a lot of influential people who could bring investment to Liverpool, I have very good connections.I have travelled on Concorde hundreds of times and stayed in palaces. I have lived in Dallas, Texas and Dubai. I have met princes and have contacts with very powerful entities and governments. I live in a very secure, prestigious part of Liverpool, but here I like to travel by bus. I like to go out of my comfort zone to learn about this city. The people of Liverpool are kind and generous. I have lost my mobile phone three times and it has always been returned to me. The people here are hard workers. These are not lazy people, they are fighters. They deserve much better."
To recap: Lady Welcome A Buck would make a good mayor, because she's lived in Texas, has been on the Concorde, lives in a PRESTIGIOUS part of Liverpool and has screwed on very powerful men. Who do I have to fuck to become an official Liverpooler, because my life won't be complete until I vote for Lady Buck. Because Liverpool's political world definitely needs their own Countess LuAnn.
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Do men(aka "str8 guys") really pay money for ancient tuna?
She's perhaps a little too welcoming.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
That is one classy scouser! I have a posh friend from Liverpool but when we met she made it clear she was from a particular area, and she does not have a scouser accent. Another got rid of hers in order to get hired in academia.
The guys ruining their lives for her really need to rethink their standards. What is with the teddy bear?
I wanna go to gold digger academy. Where the hell do I send my app?
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She could play the 19 year old Lindsay Lohan in the Lifetime movie.
Wow, I remember this slut from her kiss and tell in the 90s. She was 41 in 1998? I don’t think so, there has always been something dodgy about her age. She looks like a well-airbrushed Manhattan pensioner in those pics. Is she still a prostitute? She used to be.
We hate fish!
Fish are icky, stinky, yucky, boring, very cheap, and no fun at all.
We could never understand why men (aka "str8 guys") waste so much time and money on fish, what with the ickiness and stinkiness and all.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 12:57pm.
I love you my dear MK but it's "Liverpudlian", not "Liverpooler". :)
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Or even better, it's Scouser! And those poor Scousers. You think they have gone through enough without having to endure this biaatch. And yes, the classy part of Liverpool is sterile and horrible. I much prefer what Lady Buck would see as the "normal people" areas.
I like how she stated "I am the voice of the young people". Bitch, you are 55. Young? Hah.
She is very pretty for 55. However, I am not sure how this and her sexual past qualifies her for politics. I guess other political careers have been built on less. Eh.
But does she do anal?
Call me when she and Tricia Walsh-Smith scissor on the You-Tube.
In Spain we know this lady as Bienvenida Pérez, because she is Spanish. It's an eccentric woman. She lived in Valencia until she was 15 years old and then moved to UK. Now, when she is here, speaks Spanish with an overdone Britain accent. Sounds terribly fake...
She's the "meh" Slut of the Day, IMO.
So what? She's like quite a few women I know in real life. Accomplishing nothing on their own and bragging about the men who treat them like whores, as it's some supernatural feat to get a rich guy to fuck you.
Although getting one to marry you is something.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 2:21pm.
Isn't the point of "side pieces" to shut up, look pretty and open their legs whenever the sugar daddy needs a hug???. Now they brag to tabloids about their affairs, cash on extra bucks, crash reputations and pretend to know politics just because they suck politician's dicks. Give me a break!.
Her sugar daddies should know better. Seems like she's more trouble than she's worth.
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Sexist? I'd rather know who makes political decisions and how than not. She might as well run for office as the ones with "dicks".
I could not read past the part about being the voice of the young people. Put this bitch in a straight jacket because she has lost her goddamn mind.
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Submitted by nurseysclone on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 5:49pm.
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Seriously! I mean, she's obviously known REAL hardship--- after all, she lost her cell phone three times!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!
Just what they need...
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Submitted by nurseysclone on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 5:02pm.
I'm a native Liverpudlian born and raised in one of the most deprived parts of the city. She definitely doesn't have a fucking clue what it's like and I'm ashamed someone like that even exists. She should shut her mouth and her legs.
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So, I take it she won't be getting your vote then? :-))
Haha, no. I just don't understand how she says in one sentence that she's travelled the world over in luxury and lives in a nice, safe area of the city (probs somewhere posh like Woolton where the house prices are sky high). Yet in another, she understands us commoners because she rides the bus. Bitch, please!
How is she the voice of young people when she's 55? She looks like Paris will in a few years, right down to the canoe feet.
Submitted by nurseysclone on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 5:02pm.
I'm a native Liverpudlian born and raised in one of the most deprived parts of the city. She definitely doesn't have a fucking clue what it's like and I'm ashamed someone like that even exists. She should shut her mouth and her legs.
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So, I take it she won't be getting your vote then? :-))
I'm a native Liverpudlian born and raised in one of the most deprived parts of the city. She definitely doesn't have a fucking clue what it's like and I'm ashamed someone like that even exists. She should shut her mouth and her legs.
Like throwing a toothpick down a well.
Noteworthy for how good she looks! But can't shake the "precious ordinary" she keeps under her little bouffant! ;P
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There should be some sort of capital punishment for money grubbing gold digging whores like her who kiss & tell for money...
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I was waiting for Michael K to bust out with a "I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" comment on this trick. So she's trying to act like she's one of the British Royals doing all this "supposed" charity work to keep connected with the "people?" Bitch, Sit.Down.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Double double.
The only person I know who has lost their mobile three times is the guy who runs around on his wife and that's his explanation when she can't reach him all night. What a ding-dong. If she actually had to earn the money to pay for it, she'd be more careful, eh?
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 2:19pm.
I hope my body is that good when I'm 55!
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One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11
Isn't the point of "side pieces" to shut up, look pretty and open their legs whenever the sugar daddy needs a hug???. Now they brag to tabloids about their affairs, cash on extra bucks, crash reputations and pretend to know politics just because they suck politician's dicks. Give me a break!.
Her sugar daddies should know better. Seems like she's more trouble than she's worth.
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I hope my body is that good when I'm 55!
Oh! Fanks. I shall add that to my internetz language file.
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Moo, what's MFEO??
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Just go to Liverpool on a Saturday night and you'll see that this city and lady Buck are MFEO.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
...sounds like Lady Buck's been to paradise...
...but she's never been to 'me'...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 12:57pm.
I love you my dear MK but it's "Liverpudlian", not "Liverpooler". :)
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...'Liverpuddler'...?
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
In a time where the people of Earth are ready to destroy the rich, I think another smarmy, wealthy political leader is the last thing anybody needs.
I hope she loses and spends the rest of her life riding Liverpool buses. I don't mind that she's a whore, but it annoys the shit out of me that she thinks all we proles need is for some rich ass Arab or Texas prick to "invest" in us or our cities. If you need the money, the word is "taxes". You *take* their ill gotten fucking money and say thanks for starting to pay your way.
So basically she moved from London to Liverpool because it's cheaper. Not exactly a top-tier gold digger.
She has a really nice body for a 55-year-old, from what we can see. Ugh. Jealousy (No, I'm not 55).
She apparently also has a book, "The Making of a Modern Mistress."
IDK who this trick is but I LOVE her shoes!
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She sounds stable.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,382984,00.html
Granny's still got some tight legs.I can see where she would've been heauxrific back in the day.
Hmm ive been on the concord a few times. I live in the extra fancy part of dallas. And my man is powerful in the fact that he used to play football and punches hard. LIVERPOOL HERE I COME!
How many men have looked back on their time with her and thought it really wasn't all that great or even worth it? I swear that some of these guys fuck broads like this so they can say they had it when talking shit in the locker room, at the club, etc. I guess it makes them feel like they belong to something greater...or lesser, whatever.
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I love you my dear MK but it's "Liverpudlian", not "Liverpooler". :)
I actually thought that was Jennie Garth at first.
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"Liverpool" and "elite" do not belong in the same sentence. That's like saying Compton, CA has an elite.
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She might have money, but she still looks, and acts like a cheap whore.