Sunday, February 26th 2012
Beyonce And Jay-Z Will Try To Trademark The Color Blue In 3..2..
The next time you get a case of blue balls or a blue waffle infection, prepare yourself to get a letter from Beyonce and Jay-Z's team of lawyers, because they pretty much own the color blue now. NO BLUE FOR YOU! With blue skid marks in her weave, blue polish on her nails, a blue jacket on her back and Blue Ivy Carter (or maybe that's a blue sack of blue potatoes) cocooned into blue blankets, Beyonce went to lunch at Sant Ambroeus Restaurant in NYC yesterday with Jay-Z. BLUE! BLUE! BLUE BLUE! EVERYWHERE! It's a bluesplosion! Who in blue hell does Blueonce think she is? A Crip? Somebody jump her in.
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why do they have to go outside? a mansion with chefs and cooks and nannies and everything else you could possibly need?......
OH.... the paps!!!! That's why! forgot....
Why is it that after the first hype I get so BORED with BABIES?! Happened when my friend had a baby and it happened now with Beyonce. God knows I'll never have children lol.
how nice of them to give the handful of nannies a few hours off.. haha..
for such a "private couple" I hope to see less of them..
Honestly they can have the name for all I care. Blue is a fucking stupid hideous name. It's a dog name. Definitely not cute for a Latina baby.
BTW it looks like she's holding a rolled up sweater. No way there's a baby in there.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:22pm.
hahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:45pm
thank you.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
Hate these two. Her weave says it all... Totally fake.
No diaper bag?
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J is making a face like 'she BETTA not start lookin like me or Ima gonna buy me a new one"
Still wanting to punch these bitches...
Color programming. Hey now!
This looks faker than the baby bump. She's holding a sweater wrapped in a bunched up hoodie
I feel sorry for that poor Mexican baby being raised by two Narcissistic idiots.
These two need to disappear for a while. I'd love to cut off that imperialistic gas guzzler of theirs next time I'm in the city.
And their driver looks a bit mafioso. What, no FUBU driver Bey and J? :p
Submitted by LOLnatUsillyH0es on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 8:00pm.
*yawwwwwwwn*
Submitted by K2 on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:44pm.
Time cast a spell on you but You won't forget me I know I could have loved you but You would not let me -Fleetwood Mac
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Love it.
One of my favorite songs. To the person with the Riri avie * I can't with that username*... wow. You should get paid for your level of commitment.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
If she sat down it would STILL be headline news LOL and you beautiful people would STILL complain. All she's doing is walking out of a restaurant and you can't take it. :-( oh
I can't WAIT for her new album, then A Star is Born to be released... along with the accompanying soundtrack *yassssss* and the heavy promo that goes with it! UGH! Beyonce overload! Some of you would surely slit your throats. :-( oh
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
You most certainly CAN take newborns out in public. I hate to stick up for Bey, but if you are wearing your baby close to your body as she is, it's just fine.
If you don't have the luxury of a nanny or housekeeper to go outside FOR you, you have to take your baby. I wore my newborns in a bjorn in the dead of winter because SOMEONE had to shop for food/diapers or drop-off/pick-up at school, etc.
If babies were THAT fragile, we'd be extinct.
LOLOL nooooo not jump her in to the crips. iCant with you MK!
Uh.. that's not a blue streak in her hair that's the top part of the baby carrier that goes around her neck for support. LOL
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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*
Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:01pm.
why won't this woman sit down for a quick minute? Give people a chance to miss you, bitch.
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She's afraid they'd fuckin' forget her!
How long before we see this baby on the cover of People?
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:10pm.
So are they going to retroactively sue Elvis Presley ("Blue Suede Shoes"), New Order ("Blue Monday"), and Loretta Lynn ("Blue Kentucky Girl") for copyright infringement?
Oh, and also David Lynch, for "Blue Velvet."
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I read they've served papers on the makers of Blue Bonnet margarine, Gainsborough's corpse (for "The Blue Boy"), Blue Man Group, Cookie Monster (but just the fur), and the Danube. This is only a partial list. All bluebirds have been hit with an injunction to prevent them from representing happiness in any upcoming appearances until a settlement can be reached. Use of the term "denim slacks" has replaced "blue jeans"; stiff penalties will be incurred by anyone not in compliance with this legislation. From now on, saying "I blew [person with penis]," will result in a mandatory blowing of Jay-Z, even though it was just a homophone.
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Duke Blue Devils, you've been put on notice... (*cue maniacal laughter from UNC fans*)
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Do. Not. Want.
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
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Love it.
I've never seen her in blue.
And why does it look like they tied the bottom of a pillowcase together and stuck her in it? Blue and black ... hmmm, great colors for a newborn baby girl. Whatev.
Does she seriously have black leather pants on or are my eyes deceiving me? good grief. And why does JayZ have the "confused" look on his face while looking at the baby? Even he's probably thinking, " can she breath like that?"!
I am skipping the Oscars. I have zero interest in them this year, and would rather watch Star Trek and Big Rich Texas.
Listening to all those Hollywood windbags congratulate each other while stroking their own members bores the shit out of me.
Feathers settled.
Did Beyonce even wear blue up to now?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:25pm.
Ok, so what time does the Oscar crap start? And what time and channel is good to tune into the pre-Oscar junk where I can watch them pose and preen like idiots?
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It's all on ABC.
7pm ET - the Red Carpet arrivals, and 8:30pm - the Academy Awards Show itself.
Hotmami : settle your feathers.
No one said taking a newborn out to pay your bills is a FAIL.
Knowing that bringing a baby on a plane is probably not a good idea, doing it anyway, and then letting others know it's OK ... is a FAIL.
Let your conscience be your guide. Common sense would tell you it's not WISE to bring a newborn on a flight.
Jesus, is right ! Unless you've pushed a baby out and then dragged through the airport - sleep tight. No one was directing anything at you. We're generalizing here. PLANES + NEWBORN = STUPIDITY! Dont get on a soap box when you know it wouldnt be a smart move.
Or LeAnn Rimes-Blue..ooooooo..oooo..oooh!
Yucko,
The Red Carpet show is on E right now.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
This pair of assholes make me sick. How vain and self absorbed do you have to be to want to copyright the name of your child, which in this case is a stupid one on top of that. Blue Ivy? What the fuck? It is like these people are trying hard to cultivate eccentricities to make up for the fact that they are completely devoid of a personality. They think having money sort of sets them apart from the rest of human kind in terms of just being worthier people.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Ok, so what time does the Oscar crap start? And what time and channel is good to tune into the pre-Oscar junk where I can watch them pose and preen like idiots?
What are we to call blue balls now?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Oh no - my alma mater's teams are the BlueJays....
I used to give two shits about these 2 pretentious, greedy cunts. but this whole baby stunt has me hating them on jlo levels. fucking stunt QUEENS.
I just noticed the blue streak in her hair, that's a new level of ridiculous. Are they going to dress in blue every time they go out with Blue Ivy? Talk about obsessing with her name.
So I guess taking your baby out when you have bills to pay and no one to watch them is a parenting fail?
Taking them on an airplane isn't a good idea, but it's really not a parenting fail. Jesus.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
SANS FARDS, Elvis Costello had better cover his ass too. "Almost Blue" is one of his songs. :)
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never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie
no one else can wear blue anymore...hahahaha
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never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie
No, luckily that's not true! You can even fly with a day-old infant if you want to.
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Get the fuck out of here! Yeah - busy airports and stuffy airplanes are the place to bring newborns. The pressure on the ears (alone) would be awful. Holy shit... now I've heard everything... * Parenting FAIL *
I thought babies were not to be outside for 1st 3 months unless going to doctor and stuff like that. Excuse my ignorance for I am not a parent
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You would be absolutely correct. This is still flu season -- babies should not be brought out (in the cold no less) for quite a few weeks. ANY decent pediatrician will inform you of this and emphasize that there are really NO exceptions. Keep visitors to a minimum, wash hands before handeling the baby, no malls, places of worship, or anywhere that might have large crowds of people. This is for your child's safety! They have weak immune systems. Any kind of bug could land them back in the hospital.
These two are just fucktards who think their baby is above that nonsense! DIP. FUCKING. SHITS.
I took my 7 week old twins out to Babies R Us...but we were in desperate need of diapers and I had no other choice. I did have them in car seats and then in a double stroller when I got there. I can't even tell where the baby stops and begins by the way she is holding it. It almost looks as if it's about to fall out the bottom of whatever she has sloppily wrapped her in. I agree...these two and their spawn need to go away for awhile.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Someone please show her how to hold an infant ... she looks as though she's suffocating the poor thing. And I agree, where is the baby carrier? Did she honestly hold this baby throughout lunch... Here we go , Posh Part II. Lets hope there was a car seat in the van ... you know these dipshits think they're above all laws.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:10pm.
So are they going to retroactively sue Elvis Presley ("Blue Suede Shoes"), New Order ("Blue Monday"), and Loretta Lynn ("Blue Kentucky Girl") for copyright infringement?
Oh, and also David Lynch, for "Blue Velvet."
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I read they've served papers on the makers of Blue Bonnet margarine, Gainsborough's corpse (for "The Blue Boy"), Blue Man Group, Cookie Monster (but just the fur), and the Danube. This is only a partial list. All bluebirds have been hit with an injunction to prevent them from representing happiness in any upcoming appearances until a settlement can be reached. Use of the term "denim slacks" has replaced "blue jeans"; stiff penalties will be incurred by anyone not in compliance with this legislation. From now on, saying "I blew [person with penis]," will result in a mandatory blowing of Jay-Z, even though it was just a homophone.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:35pm.
What the hell? Isn't Blue Ivy like what you call those uppity universities like Yale?
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That's Ivy League universities - Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Dartmouth, Brown, Columbia, Cornell and Pennsylvania.
What the hell? Isn't Blue Ivy like what you call those uppity universities like Yale?
Who the hell wraps a baby, newborn I might add, in a black blanket? Damn, Holie didn't even do that!
Isn't he a little old for the droopy pants?
I can't figure it out from the photo, is she carrying Blue Ivy in a Snugli baby carrier or in her hands?
I carried my two baby boys in a Snugli for walks outside and to the grocery store and they just slept all the time. They loved it.
It is extremely inconsiderate to bring a child, much less a new born, to a public resteraunt. It is understandable if you can't get a baby sitter, but I am sure these 2 have a round the clock team of nannies. Oh, and Bey? Not sure what you are carrying your baby in but she should be in some sort of baby carrier because if you fall you will drop your golden child.
Gawd, I hate these two. And I don't believe for a second that they do any parenting. Fake, shallow pieces of narcissistic crap.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac