Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:40pm.
Is it wrong to want to wake up next to Carrot Top's freckled ass ??
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YES! lololol :)

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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 2:48pm.
Chelsea Handler may be 39 (I'm not sure because I don't pay attention to her) but she LOOKS 49. I've heard she is proud of the fact that she is a borderline alcoholic and travels with a bottle of Grey Goose. I don't see how she believes she's a role model.

ITS BELVEDERE BITCH!

DO NOT INSULT CHELSEA HANDLER! SHES AMAZING. i dont give a shit if you all think she looks like ass just as long as she sticks around FOREVER

i love how chelsea comes before rashida jones even tho shes older. loves the chelsea. and also loves the rashida jones.

Is it wrong to want to wake up next to Carrot Top's freckled ass ?? Not that I would want to ... Just wondering.

Happy Birthday Carrot Top - Cocoa High School Class of 1982, Cocoa, FL

Chelsea Handler is 37 only if Carol Channing is 37. What a bunch of shit. Or maybe serial drinking has aged her.

Carrot Bottom just continues to look worse each time he appears in photos. If I sat on the bus seat after he just stood up, I would then go immediately to the Urgent Care Clinic to request an Rx for Ciprofloxacin 500mg, Bid, Q14.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

Carrot Top is disturbingly gross ... and um. I didn't know he was that old. Puke on me.

The first time I was fired, I used to watch Sally J-R around 4pm every afternoon on Channel 4. She crawled her way into a "Surreal Life" episode when last I saw her.

I hope carrot top doesn't molest that rabbit. Chelsea Handler is more like 43.

I thought Carrot Top was cute before he got those muscles. Now he just scares me.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 5:36pm.

Please be respectful of scott.
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I hope he's having an awesome birthday.

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He named one of his props after me.

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McGill Class of '97

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 5:36pm.

Please be respectful of scott.
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I hope he's having an awesome birthday.

Please be respectful of scott.

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McGill Class of '97

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Jack Handey! HB you hot slut you! *passionate fondles*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Oh fug.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I declare a national holiday!

Chelsea *is* 37. She just drinks a whole fuck lot. It ages the hell out of you. She probably used to get a lot of sun, too. I loves the girl. And anyway, who care what you all think -- bitch is getting PAID!!

Speaking of her, I saw "This Means War" today and it was funny!

Is it just me, or are Carrot Top's arms getting bigger and his head shrinking?

HB birthday sluts! Felicidades Happy Hour!

Carrot Top, because there comes a point in grotesquerie, when you have nowhere to go but Full Hog! hahaha ;)

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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com

Carrot Top is so grotesque, but, he actually doesn't look bad for 47.

Yes. I typed that out loud. *kills self*

Rashida Jones and Veronica Webb have a great birthday.

HB Carrot Top, Jack Hanley and the twins.

“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.”
― Jack Handey

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Chelsea really is hard looking, She just looks worn out and you know it's from living her life all shitty like.

Am I the only one that think's Carrot Top looks like Jackie Stallone?

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Scary!

(973) Jersey Strong

Chelsea Handler may be 39 (I'm not sure because I don't pay attention to her) but she LOOKS 49. I've heard she is proud of the fact that she is a borderline alcoholic and travels with a bottle of Grey Goose. I don't see how she believes she's a role model.

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In Russia carrot holds you!

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

I just turned 38, i find it hard to believe Chelsea Handler is a year younger than me.

I saw his show in Vegas recently. It was pretty amusing. He was somehow less hideous in person.

now there's a long list with a short interest level

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Jennifer Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren

Carrot Top is one of the oddest looking human beings I have ever seen. He has the face of an alcoholic grandmother, the skin of a gecko, the hair of a woman and the body of . . . I don't know what?

"She's looking rode hard & hung up wet for 37."

My guess is her boozing, sun-bathing has more than taken its toll.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

HB "Esther" Fuhrman, my Wash DC homegirl. so now i know i'm terrified of a 15 year old. sweet.

HB Samwise Gamgee. i have loved every performance i have ever seen. and nice to see a child actor born to a troubled family turn out well.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 10:45am.

"...Probably the greatest pro wrestler ever"

The Boy Toy and i take exception to that remark.

http://youtu.be/EMwPXZ9epPo

Carrot-top reminds me of the Devil in that old 60`s version of Clash of the Titans.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GY-vHrWkMMg/TR5yeOEJYyI/AAAAAAAACN0/3BEenRSOP8...

And Chelsea needs to shut her liarmouf. She is nowhere near her fucking 30`s.

Happy Birthday, Happy Hour!!

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en Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

That's one scary list!
Happy Birthday to Me bitches!!

HB robotdevil!

@Islandgirl that's what I'm talking about. With a grenade, even!

((Deb))

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 12:19pm.
Chelsea bitch please. How long have you been 37? 6, 7 years?

She's looking rode hard & hung up wet for 37.

*shakes fist at MK*

Would it kill you to post a photo of Rashida Jones or Tea Leoni instead of this freak?

Happy Bday to me, Cartot Top and Sally JR!!

Marc Maron had Carrot Top on his podcast a while back, and I found Carrot to be a pretty smart, self-aware, interesting person. HB CT!

HB Neil Jordan!

HB Sean Astin - it can't have been easy to have Patty Duke for a mother.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Where's the killer rabbit when we need him?

http://youtu.be/XcxKIJTb3Hg

RUN AWAY!!! Haha, don't mind me-- I amuse myself. :)

Sort of looks like a Bette Midler - Barbra Streisand love child or something. But, I'd be lovin' to blow out Justin Berfield's candle today! Yummy frosting all over that!

Chelsea bitch please. How long have you been 37? 6, 7 years?

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 11:09am.

Who is Julia Iglesias, Jr?
Is that Julio's long lost daughter? ;-p

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Hahahaha, MK is fooling around I think. Today is Julio Iglesias Jr's birthday, born February 25 1973.

Um, that poor little rabbit is probably scared to death!! (because of the camera flashes, not because carrot top is holding him)

Carrot Top stopped bodybuilding. TMZ had a pic the other day. he lost 30 lbs.

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And tomorrow we might not be together
I'm no prophet, I don't know natures way
So I'll try to see into your eyes right now
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days....

HA! I LOVE it Deb. It always fascinates me when people resemble inanimate objects!
Now, don't let me come back here, I has too much homework to do, and that face (which sadly, doesn't REALLY look like a carrot) is scerring me!
:)

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.