JLo's Areola Wasn't About To Let St. Angie's Right Leg Get All The Attention
JLo shouldn't even be the second-string trophy girl at the San Juan Community Theater Awards, but for some messed up reason the Oscar Meyer Awards asked her to present some shit with Cameron Diaz last night. Maybe it was a Make-A-Wish situation and the producers wanted to the charity tax right-off, because when you Google "WHY IN ALL THE FUCKS WAS SHE THERE?!," JLo's mug will be smiling back at you. But whatever, JLo wasn't asking any questions and she made sure to stretch her 15 seconds on stage by stretching her dress to the point of no return.
While dressed like a standby letter turner on a 70s Mexican game show, JLo made hos everywhere press pause on their Tivos to see if she was flashing an inch of the nipple plate that Skeletor used to snort lines of crushed baby bones off of. JLo's stylist says that it was just an optical nippleusion and there was no nip slip situation. Whatever, at least staring at JLo's peek-a-nip distracted me from listening to her talk or looking at Cameron Diaz's face. I mean, Cameron Diaz's FACE and HAIR! That's what eating Diddy's ass on a full-time basis does to you. If Cameron meant to look like a Florida teenage boy whose hair and face got fried in a meth lab explosion, then a slow clap for her.
And back to JLo's nip (I hope to never type those words again), since last night's theme was obviously fame-hongray body parts, why didn't Jean Dujardin's peen tip poke out the piss slit in his pants while he was accepting his award. All we got was JLo's maybe nip and Angie's skeleton leg. Where was Jean Dujardin's peen tip when we needed it most?!
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If Cameron meant to look like a Florida teenage boy whose hair and face got fried in a meth lab explosion, then a slow clap for her.
LOL
"JLo's stylist says that it was just an optical nippleusion and there was no nip slip situation."
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Seriously? Her stylist had to make a statement about jlo's nipple?
lmfao
Just the one nipple though, right? Thank god it wasn't both, jlo would probably have them make 2 separate statements...
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:34pm.
OT a bit, but did there seem to be a problem with the sound last night. I kept hearing a feedback ring from the floor mics the entire time, was that just me?
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Oh shit ... I heard it too. I thought my ears were playing tricks on me - one minute I'd hear it the next I wouldnt. I kept turning down the volume ...trying to listen to my laptop , the baby monitor... Just couldnt figure out the noise!
JLO has NO reason for being there. Please. Plus she needs a new look. Low cut shit is getting old. Completely overrated ... shouldnt she be home babysitting her boyfriend?
And dont get me started on Diaz. Fuckin' YUK!
Also, how does she escape the criticism of not having children and not having a serious boyfriend? She's looking weathered.
Her ass is deflating...clearly the main whoreTrashian is trying to be HER
I never get tired of hating on the desperate pathetic JHO Bag. She has zero class or talent, yet she has turned it into an entire industry. Who actually buys this cunt's crappy shit and keeps making this rotten sadistic bitch rich?
She Stinks!
Can someone PLEASE make a "Jlo's Areola" Twatter?? PLEASE? I need to read that.
So JLo got what she lives for: media attention. Sad that we live in a world that makes any kind of a deal out of a possible nipple sighting. Even I have more important things to worry about....and that says a lot because I'm a total loser.
Well at least the twatlight kids stayed home this year. They've both been in showbiz long enough to give their asses a pass. When Rihanna presents, then we'll talk.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:54pm.
PS - WHamo would you hit Diaz???
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I've done worse so hell ya! LOL!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:34pm.
OT a bit, but did there seem to be a problem with the sound last night. I kept hearing a feedback ring from the floor mics the entire time, was that just me?
Yes! I heard it, too! It sounded like beeps and tones going off, and it was especially loud when the audience applauded. I thought it was aliens trying to take over the airwaves.
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THANK YOU!! I thought I was going crazy last night lol! It was a weird ringing sound like the mics were just on the verge of feedback the entire night.
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Mr. IV and I heard the same thing. Like a very faint electrical binging/fax machine noise/echo. Totally annoying.
It did not stop Mr. IV from salivating over J-Lo. Blurgh. I tried to point him to Emma Stone (who he likes) but J-Lo had the ghetto skank boobs hanging out thing going on and Emma's girls were all covered up. I thought Emma was adorable, BTW, and that the entire show was a total upgrade from that disaster with Hathaway and Franco from last yaar.
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How come every single awards dress that JLo wears is a variation of that dumb green dress from 1000 years ago? People don't talk about it because it was hot; they talked about it because she was practically naked. Throw some clothes on, girl, you're pushing, what, 40? 50? Probably have to add 10 years or so to that to make up for what Marc ritualistically sucked out of her.
You lost me at "eating Diddy's ass."
J-Lo and Cameron Diaz? What is this, a time warp back to 2001?
Jennifer Lopez...so nasty. She HAD to wear an easy-access dress because when her man-child starts talking she starts lactating.
That is BEST Cameron Diaz has ever looked...EVER!!
Don't get the pizza face thing with Diaz. I think she looks perfect, but needs to smile. Her smile is warm and lovely, and it's why she's famous, imo. That and her natural down to earth-ness. She can act, as she did in that movie when she was sisters with Toni Collette. She's just underrated because of her height, and Aniston has the "girl next door" market cornered.
JLo does look like she's wearing the Wheel of Fortune drapes though.
"I nearly threw my remote at the tv when one of the fashion ass kissers on the today show said that jlo always looks 'classy'."
I'd honestly go the other way: J. Lo frigging NEVER looks classy. As for Cameron, can't hate on her. Seems a good sport to me.
Sarah Smile
PS - WHamo would you hit Diaz???
The show was meh...and it didn't help that these two past-their-sale-by-date hos tried to be cutsie!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:34pm.
OT a bit, but did there seem to be a problem with the sound last night. I kept hearing a feedback ring from the floor mics the entire time, was that just me?
Yes! I heard it, too! It sounded like beeps and tones going off, and it was especially loud when the audience applauded. I thought it was aliens trying to take over the airwaves.
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THANK YOU!! I thought I was going crazy last night lol! It was a weird ringing sound like the mics were just on the verge of feedback the entire night.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:34pm.
OT a bit, but did there seem to be a problem with the sound last night. I kept hearing a feedback ring from the floor mics the entire time, was that just me?
Yes! I heard it, too! It sounded like beeps and tones going off, and it was especially loud when the audience applauded. I thought it was aliens trying to take over the airwaves.
I think that JLo is looking really hot lately although she's so pathetic in her need for attention...I've always loved Cam and always will...she looks like a true fun loving party girl.
Diddy...one word...gross.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:00pm.
I love that when she was on the Red Carpet, J Lo HAD to talk about how she grew up in the Bronx, and how that affected her clothing/fashion taste.
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Ahahahahahahaha I saw that too. I said "STFU JLO bronx my ass".
Coma Caca!
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oh...that's right...jlo used to sex diddy and now cameron does...they can compare dick size...
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Jennifer Lopez.. meh. I kinda like her... while knowing at the same time she's fake as hell. I'll be nice to her, though, if it means she'll give me money.
Submitted by PSL on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:00pm.
I love that when she was on the Red Carpet, J Lo HAD to talk about how she grew up in the Bronx, and how that affected her clothing/fashion taste.
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She doesn't even film her Bronx commercials in the damn Bronx. And if her clothes are reflective of how the Bronx dresses, the Bronx should be ashamed of its bad self.
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Her interview on the red carpet was embarrassing
'I come from the Bronx blah blah blah'
'The Oscars are the celebration of our work, blah blah blah' ('OUR work'?! When was the last time she made a movie?)
Irrelevant tacky untalented waste of air and space.
I love that when she was on the Red Carpet, J Lo HAD to talk about how she grew up in the Bronx, and how that affected her clothing/fashion taste.
Girl, you have been filthy rich for years. Give me a fucking break, you are completely out of touch.
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Cameron Diaz looks like an older version of Ellen Barkin and Ellen Barkin is already much older than Diaz. She's never been a stunner, she can't act and she has a grating voice.
and what of their funny quote "a dress should be tight enough to show she's a woman, and loose enough to show she's a lady."
and there they stood.....
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
sleeves on jlo's dress were fine, minus the cut-outs.
has anyone mentioned alchy camerons GIANT nips all over the front of her dress on the red carpet?
tf was with that??
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I think JLo's dress is fug. And her hair up like that only accentuates her facelift. Her eyebrows are all fucked.
Deb, yes I think surgery almost always has the oposite effect but they still try it... HD doesn't help either. ;)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:41pm.
cuppy? with the jalepeno Diaz Dipping Sauce?
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Huh. Someone else already made this point - that jlo used to hump on Diddy and now Cam is and they presented together. I wonder if that was awkward at all or if they've all grown used to the incestuous humping that goes on in their circles. I don't see Cameron being the type that gives an eff, but jlo I could see caring.
I nearly threw my remote at the tv when one of the fashion ass kissers on the today show said that jlo always looks 'classy'. Bitch is always trying to show off her nekkid ass.
J.Lo has looked better on the red carpet, but I can't totally hate on her appearance.
Cameron Diaz seriously needs to dye her hair a darker hue, stop pretending she is not about to be slapped by the 40+ club and get a fuckin' clue.
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cuppy? with the jalepeno Diaz Dipping Sauce?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
nice back flab, Cammy. buy your clothes in your size, girl! :D
TMZ has a pic of Lea Thompson asking why she is at the Oscars. I wanted to comment that there are hundreds of people who have no business being there! *cough J Lo cough*
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Wouldn't give me none
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:25pm.
*calls Dominos for cuppy*
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DAMN! Now I want their cheesy bread for lunch!
Whamo I told you about those Whippets
I loved MS's husband momment too
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OT a bit, but did there seem to be a problem with the sound last night. I kept hearing a feedback ring from the floor mics the entire time, was that just me?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:25pm.
Good points, WR. I just also think that there are some people that have a small window of gorgeousness that disappears rather abruptly, and Diaz is one of them. Sarah Jessica Parker is another one. She was gorgeous in "LA Story", and it was all downhill from there. And along with what you said, the loss of natural facial fat is the culprit.
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That is definitely a hint of areola.
I loved when Meryl kissed her fabulously handsome husband Don Gummer, a famous scultor. Now there is a marriage that has proven that love lasts, not JLo that serial "get me to the altar on time" skank.
And JLo was there, because why? Fame whore!
I liked J Lo's dress, but without the sleeves.
Cammie's face looks horrid.
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Meh, I don't necessarily think Cammie looks greasy, but I think she needs a better makeup artist. She's too old for the sun-kissed, surfer-girl look she's rocked in the past. She appears older than she is because of sun damage, hands down.
J.Lo always looks radiant. Although my feelings are mixed about her dress and hair, she always pulls it off on the red carpet, so I've got no shade to throw at her.
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