A Work Of Art
I will never forgive myself for letting the stupid Oscars suck up most of my day when I should've been focused on more important things in the world like these stunning portraits of the naturally gorgeous Pamela Anderson. These pictures of Pamela at a Terry Richardson party in L.A. are from the far away past that was Friday night, but it's never too late to share brows, lashes, lip liner and lusciousness like this with you.
Pamela looks like she just got her make-up done by a former chola turned beauty school student at a cosmetics stand in Santee Alley. Every man, woman and child needs to take notes, because if you're going to find beauty in a tube of lip liner, this is how it's done. If you don't end up looking like a half-melted and cholafied Old Navy mannequin, you're doing it wrong. Pamela should have one of those QR codes on her, so hos can scan her and find out exactly which products from the Wet 'N Wild section at Rite Aid she uses. The chola porn star look is so NOW.
Terry's party must have been BYOB (bring your own beauty), because not only was Pamela there but some dude carried in glamour tornado Spaz de la Huerta. Don't these pictures of that dude carrying Spaz's messy ass across the red carpet remind you of the scene in Cleopatra where man slaves carry Elizabeth Taylor on a throne? Such regalness.
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My cousin Alexis is her make-up artist. Has been for over a decade. So proud of my family legacy.
Reality No Show
I can't hate on Pam. She comes across as a very genuine and kind person. And I LOVE how she is an animal lover & activist. That says alot about someone. She seems to have a big heart and a good sense of humour as well. Nah, I can't hate on Pam, she is a sweetheart.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 1:32am
I have no harsh words for Pamela. She's sweet and I can only imagine what a bitch it is to get old after being known, revered and valued solely for one's looks.
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I totally agree. I remember seeing a picture of her in People magazine in '95 or so when she was just getting big and I was stunned at how beautiful she was and how much it was going to suck for her to age and lose that glowing youthful beauty.
It may cause a bit of debate, but myself being a woman growing older, I do feel a certain amount of pressure to keep my looks up and stay as attractive as possible (not in a sexual way, just in general). How far I should go in order to do so, and how far is too far, I haven't figured out yet.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
SANTEE ALLEY!!!!
oLOLolol
<3 MK
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Spaz 20 years from now = Sean Young
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Shit! I thought that was a WAX (edited) figure...... oh dear.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
My goodness... The perfect BLFO
Better Looking Far Off!
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
A treasure trove of old-skewl Pam pix:
http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2010/06/young-pamela-anderson.html
What is Vikram doing with Spaz, he's Lohan's benefactor. I guess fucking for cash is equal opportunity with that married guy.
Pam's body is still caught up tho, her arms, legs and neck could be much worse
This is bride of Chucky meets Cholas of East LA
PLASTIC PUTA
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Holy fucking eyebrows. shit.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...life in PLASTIC oh it's FANTASTIC!!!"
so sad how these bitches fuck their faces up with chemicals, booze and bad plastic surgery.
Grow old gracefully, cow!
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
i like her but the thing is, it's IMPOSSIBLE to age gracefully when you look like that. the boobs, the hair, the face... how would you do that?
she just has to stretch it to the limits and then get lost. i give her a few years, but she won't last over her 50th birfday
Why does Pam's head look like a light bulb?
And Spaz reminds me of those crazy groupies from the 70s. Just all kinds of drunk/high and crazy.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Age is a BITCH. She don't play.
Pammy is getting the Angelyne vibe.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Until Terry Richardson photographs a dude with a flower sticking out of his butt*, which would be somewhat interesting instead of the same ol' he does, he's boring.
* A couple years ago a young female model was photographed with a flower somewhere nearby.
She's also in menopause. Some women lose their eyebrows, which I think has happened to her. It's hormonal. It's happening to a friend of mine now. And she probably has a lot of sun damage, as well.
It sucks getting old! But I agree with the minimal makeup approach. I've never worn a lot, and I try to put on the bare minimum. The mineral makeup seems to work best for aging skin. You don't have to put on that much, but it hides a lot of flaws.
Every time I see Pam's close ups, these immortal lines from Clueless plays in my head:
"She's a Monet."
"A what?"
"A Monet. You know, looks great from far away, but up close she's just a mess."
Is Pam Anderson a chola now???
rethink....she should continue with advocacy for pot, banning seal bashing, etc. though. that's cool.
I like her. But she needs to put herself away now.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 10:56am.
Spaz has a nice enough body but those little fuckin beady eyes are freakin me out. Ladies, is there not something she can do about that?
Pam looks ok as long as you're about 18 feet away from her.
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Whamo, it's called eye make-up, and Spaz needs the FARDS!
Pammy does have "that faraway look". (She looks best from far away!) BA-DUM-TSSSSH!
Is it me, or does Pam's forehead look 3 inches bigger?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'll say something nice before I say something true.
1. In every interview I've ever seen with Pammy, she always seems like such a genuinely nice, and down-to-earth person. Despite her and Tommy's notoriety, they both also seem like they are truly devoted to their boys.
2. She is really stuck in the 90's, no? I'm too lazy to look up Pam's age, but she appears much older than she is. The makeup overall is rather tragic, but it's really the eyebrows and lipstick that are serving Barbed Wire.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 10:41am.
OT, but in line with the Blohan photos (ick!):
Matt Lauer is going to be throwing softballs at Lohan on Thurdsay. HAHAHAHA! They're smart, because I WILL be watching.
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yes, I heard about this Hekki. It will be times like this that we will be cursing our HD TV's.
Spaz has a nice enough body but those little fuckin beady eyes are freakin me out. Ladies, is there not something she can do about that?
Pam looks ok as long as you're about 18 feet away from her.
OT, but in line with the Blohan photos (ick!):
Matt Lauer is going to be throwing softballs at Lohan on Thurdsay. HAHAHAHA! They're smart, because I WILL be watching.
I bet she looks a hundred times better when she's sitting around with no makeup on and her hair in a ponytail.Can't hate on Pam. She seems like a decent, if misguided, person. I've never heard of her being cunty or mean.
What I've learned is that older women look best with minimal makeup. I guess that mineral makeup is the best choice, from what I've seen in real life. No lip liner or frosty lippie.
I will say that Pam's concealer on her lace front is working....But Spaz is 6 kinds of scary.
*busts through wall with koolaid in hand*
OOOOHHHYEAAAAAAH!!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:59am.
every single person in that place looks like shit. every. single. one.
it actually turns my stomach to look at her, especially that nasty ass lip liner. :-P
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 5:38am.
No, I think she saw Jolie's leg and that is what her sneer is about.
Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 1:51am.
Well after comparing this to the above picture, Pam looks positively radiant. Natural.
http://www.eonline.com/news/lindsay_lohan_shows_up_art_exhibit/296683
it gets worse. check this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2106352/Lindsay-Lohan-suffe...
Is Lindsay Logan ashy? Really white girl, smh.
Im really sorry about her kids. Better off without her. She hasnt changed in years. Same hair color, same hair length, same shitty clothes, same make-up, same, same, same, same. Go to hell, ure a waste of time and air!
wow...what did pammy do to her face...even drag queens don't beat their faces with this much goo..
...and who invited spaz to this classy affair?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Her sneer is frightening. She looks like someone just invited her to a Jennifer Aniston movie.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:46pm.
From Wikipedia:
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"In 2011, she appeared on the Argentinian version of Dancing with the Stars, entitled Bailando por un sueño. She withdrew from the competition after the fourth round."
How the mighty are fallen.
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She is really doing DWTS in Argentina? Wow. I certainly do not envy her resume.
Some of the worst make-up I have ever seen - no exaggeration. I use all vegan not-tested-on-animals cosmetics, but lawd I know how to put it on. Anyone over 24 knows how to apply something proper I hope.
Geezus, when did Pam Anderson become such a fucking Monet?
LOL FOREVER!
Pamela Anderson and Paz de la Huerta promoting their new film, "Skanky and Skankier"
Mortician's makeup.
Geezus, when did Pam Anderson become such a fucking Monet?
Oops, wrong thread.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
"I feel pretty, oh, so pretty I feel pretty and witty, and bright"
Thanks Pam, I needed a pick-me-up.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Is Paz Keanu Reeves, in drag?
Ha ha, she does look like him, doesn't she? The small beady eyes and homeless air. Good call.
I gotta say, that despite the frozen forehead, the horrid weave, the close-up, and the bruises (who really cares or doesn't expect all that anyway with her), she looks really good, relatively speaking. Her body looks healthier than I've seen it in a while. She does look like someone else, though.
And Paz. Oh I love that girl. I actually think she has really good tase in clothing.
Aw, don't pick on Pam! She always seemed nice and never took herself seriously.
She was so beautiful BEFORE her alterations. I never understood why she got the gigantic boobs. It really made no sense. And how could anyone sleep with that dirtbag Tommy Lee? I have no sympathy. She seems to be an idiot.
Well after comparing this to the above picture, Pam looks positively radiant. Natural.
http://www.eonline.com/news/lindsay_lohan_shows_up_art_exhibit/296683