Ben Affleck Is No Longer The Lone Dude In The House

Serpico!

My guess was Ted (for Williams) Varitek Affleck. It is no secret BA is an addict (gambling, coke, whores, etc.). His dad is an alkie.
I like the big Puppeh.

She named him samuel ..... a normal name.

Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:31am.

Kinda ashamed to admit, but I'm digging the Unabomber look on Ben. I always like a scruffy rugged looking dude.

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Sigh of relief that I'm not the only one in D-Listed land who feels this way. I like the long hair very much; I don't even care that it's a wig.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:15pm.

"It's not like Jennifer Garner is the bastion of morality and decency. Didn't she cheat on her first husband? And she forced Ben to marry by way of "unexpected" pregnancy. She just as conniving as the rest of them..."

Pretty sure Garner cheated on first husband, Scott Foley with co-star, Michael Vartan, then cheated on Vartan with Ben Affleck.

Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:50am.

I totally buy him being a spineless manwhore. Look at his previous taste in females- he goes from flashy arrogant J-whore to Jennifer Garner? Rebound much.

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It's not like Jennifer Garner is the bastion of morality and decency. Didn't she cheat on her first husband? And she forced Ben to marry by way of "unexpected" pregnancy. She just as conniving as the rest of them.

BTW, rumor is the new kid is named Samuel.

Umm, not a fan of Affleck. I'm more inclined to believe he fucks around and is totally bored by Garner than the wholesome family man shit.
I do hope the baby looks more like Garner - a boy version would be really cute with dimples and all.
I'm sure Affleck is "over-the moon" (gag) because he has a baby dude and his BBF Damon does not.
I'm also happy that Garner can close up shop. pregnancy is miserable.

"And why exactly is she too good for him? "

Because he steps out on her!

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:40am.
Their relationship reminds me of Mitch and Roz from Margaret Atwood's "The Robber Bride" (which should be part of the Dlisted syllabus.
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Haven't read that one, it sounds interesting. I read 'The Blind Assassin' a couple of years ago, but wasn't very impressed.

Congrats to the Afflecks! I hope they are happy and stay happy.

I think Jennifer is one of those women that really looks beautiful when she is pregnant. Probably because she is always fit and seems to gain mostly in the belly area.

Anyway, congrats to them!

Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:15am.

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Ben's been denied sex, like forever, now another 6 weeks, postpartum.

He's gonna crack & hitup the whorehouses with Matt!

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My husband and I never stopped having sex during the whole pregnancy.
Postpartum hiatus lasted 2 weeks.
Why do you think pregnancy should equal chastity? Not true, at all.

Sorry for TMIing, but a lot of things I hear about pregnancy are so not true.

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That dog looks mean. I hope he doesn't hurt the baby.

Jen seems like the best mom. It'll be cute watching her with a little boy. After saying that tho... we shouldn't be watching her with her kids so much. She gets filmed way too much. I think the paps film her a lot because they finally see a Hollywood mom taking care of her babies.

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Ben better not be passing his dick around because if Agent Sydney Bristoe finds out, she is going to go Alias on his ass.

just like the time she found her mother was alive but was really a double agent for the kgb but was secretly also working for the grey hair guy, so she was really a triple agent, but then she died, but go resurrected by sydney's twin sister from the 15th century who has secret healing powers but could not be sacrificed in a energy machine to wipe out half a russian village, but she couldnt do it because sydney's mother was actually in the village but the grey hair guy forced her to push the button anyway and they thought the mother died but she came back as the dad.

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Ben's been denied sex, like forever, now another 6 weeks, postpartum.

He's gonna crack & hitup the whorehouses with Matt!

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yo jerk, halloween is OVAH.

the way this clown fucks around he outta name the kid "Trojan Viagra Affleck"

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They're hands on with their kids who seem happy so good for them for whatever they're doing on that front.

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I can't focus on anything except how ridiculous that little long-haired wig he has been sporting lately looks. Seriously, it's heinous. I feel embarrassed for him.

So are we all invited to the bris?

Webberbear, I agree with your posts.

Their relationship reminds me of Mitch and Roz from Margaret Atwood's "The Robber Bride" (which should be part of the Dlisted syllabus). He's a cheater with his peen, but I think he really does enjoy having a family to come home to.

Jennifer has the unenviable task of being the one to rein him in and play the bad guy. Ben has a little fun on the side, and then when he's had enough and the side piece starts wanting more, he gets "caught" by Jen. Then he gets to shrug at the side piece; "Sorry, my wife wants me home", and he gets to go home to his nice family.

Congrats to one of the most normal married couples in Hollywood ! I'm really unaffected by them because they are low profile and seem to have their priorities in order. FAMILY first.

And why exactly is she too good for him? He seems like a stand up guy. He certainly takes care of his children, and she seems happy. He's not loafing off of her career or some shit. They seem compatible to me.

I love her because she honestly takes care of her children. Even if she has some help at home --she goes everywhere with those kids. It's called HANDS ON. Something other celebrities know NOTHING about. She isnt "Miss Photo Op" mother. She's real.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:55am.

Congrats on a baby boy!! I just do not beleive the cheating bs that continuiously comes from the same source. Seems the gossip wants it so, so badly, but I think these two are just a regular couple who enjoy their life together and that is dull for the purpose of gossip. Also, the lady flirting with him on set was actually Rebecca Hall, not Blake.
I bet Matt is gonna try to shoot for a boy next! lol.
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I agree on not believing the rumors. Maybe they just seem such a nice family (and the little girls' happiness really makes it look so nice) that I choose not to believe those rumors.

Anyway, isn't Rebecca Hall the one who got in between Sam Mendes and Kate Winslet?

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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.

Classic case of 'she's too good for him'.

He's such a skeeze.
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I can't really snark on these two. They always seem happy, and so do their girls. Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think he cheats. Congrats to them.

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I don't think leopard Ben can change his spots so easily. Seemingly easy-going and comfortable Jennifer Garner appears the polar opposite of JHo or Gwyneth. I always thought of Ben as needing the flash, drama, and excitement. Hopefully the blind guesses and I are wrong.

I think they will give their son normal name like Daniel, Andrew,Jacob.

Whatever about the blind items. These two don't bother me. Ben was really fucking annoying when he was with J-Lo, but he's been somewhat normal and low-key since he's been with Jennifer Garner. They look like good parents.

I see Ben as a real type-A. I mean, anyone who can write, direct, and star in a movie like "The Town" is busy. Then I remembered a blind about a star whose humanitarian efforts served two purposes. One was as a good guy showcase, but the other was to get him away from the complete boredom he was having at home. I also recall how openly and aggressively Ben courted JHo while she was still very married to Cris Judd. Finally, I thought about how Jen was already knocked up when Ben married her. Unfortunately, just don't get the "everything's perfect" vibe from these two.

I totally buy him being a spineless manwhore. Look at his previous taste in females- he goes from flashy arrogant J-whore to Jennifer Garner? Rebound much.
Gwyneth Paltrow said about him that his ideal woman is anyone who would bring him beer in a bikini. He seems exactly the type to stick his dick in every slutty young pussy available whilst congratulating himself on being a good husband for stickIng around.
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They give me hope of normalcy in Hollywood but I wouldn't doubt he's stepped out on her..

Congrats on the baby boy though! I am happy for them. ;)

Congrats on a baby boy!! I just do not beleive the cheating bs that continuiously comes from the same source. Seems the gossip wants it so, so badly, but I think these two are just a regular couple who enjoy their life together and that is dull for the purpose of gossip. Also, the lady flirting with him on set was actually Rebecca Hall, not Blake.
I bet Matt is gonna try to shoot for a boy next! lol.

Some Robin Hood should rob all the spoiled and over-indulged so that they have to embrace the hobo look for realz.

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I have no snark for these two. They have two sweet looking girls and they seem like fairly ok people.

Good for them.

@pigger, OMG YES! ;P

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Submitted by WithinReason... "Too bad you don't love jock boys in uniform MK, you are missing out!"

I used to hate watching sports as a kid too, until I started noticing the bulges... I'm guessing MK can relate to that, just sayin'...
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Ben always seems to me like the kind of guy who makes serious face while trying/pretending to read a book but would actually rather be reading comics... anyway, I would definitely hit it, I'd rather keep the beanie on though, in case the hair comes off with it.

But then I'd probably hit unabomber too... um, yeah...
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Congratulations to these two! Matt Damon Affleck hehe

LOL at the "Red Sox onesies" - He so will, I can't even...

Too bad you don't love jock boys in uniform MK, you are missing out!

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Here's the Blind Item from July 2011:
"She is all about the family. She loves children and would happily have whole gaggle of kids. But he is just not that into being a husband and father, and was looking for a way out of the marriage. In fact, he already had one foot out the door. Why? Because an ex of his is going to be back on the market soon, and he was excited about giving that relationship another shot. But with another bun now in the oven, he knows he would look like a total jerk if he left his wife within the next year.
Expect the baby announcement to be made within the next three weeks. And expect him to pretend he’s happy about it. After all, his many talents do include acting."

Garner announced her pregnancy three weeks later.

First Johnny Depp is John Mayer, and now Ben Affleck is Russell Brand.

Has Hollywood gone bizarro?

I guess Noah for his name.

I vote for the name Nobud E. Kares Affleck. They can call him Bud for short.

Dang, if she could just have held on one more day, it coulda been a leap year baby!

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Sandbitch, I agree. But maybe he is just pissed off when cameras are around. *hopes*

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Kinda ashamed to admit, but I'm digging the Unabomber look on Ben. I always like a scruffy rugged looking dude.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Ben's kids always look happy in pictures and seem to be as normal as can be given the fact that their parents are "stars."

No Blue Ivy is the Chosen Child or Suri-in heels shit going on here.

I LOVE THE NAME Hosanna, cuz that was the name of my favourite contestant, the slutty, yet shy, confident, yet has low self esteem, arrogant, yet inexperienced girl on New Zealand's Next Top Model.

Presented by Sara Tetro, but pronounced "TIT-RO" because of Kiwi accents.

They seem like decent parents - so I wish them well. Personally, Garner Affleck works for me but I bet they go with Harrison or Frederick. These two are about as boring as warm milk.

I wonder what Suri will have to say about this?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 11:41pm.

at least now she can stop having babies- she gave birth to a boy! hahaha'

I think they are good parents. You never a see a pic of either daughter unhappy. Violet is one of my fav celeb kids.

---If only Ben could look happy once in a while. He hasn't looked happy since before the other Jennifer.