Kim Kuntrashian Blows Shade At Demi Moore
Once upon a two years ago, a brain-dead slut baby trapped inside of the body of an Armenian whore bag got pimp slapped by the hand of a 20-year-old party girl trapped in the body of a Demi Moore. It all started when Kim Kardashian's useless ass Tweeted that she was out "big pimpin" with her girlfriends. Now, Pimp Mama Kris should've been the one who pimp slapped that trick for not knowing her place as a common ho. But it was Demi Moore who dragged Kim to the classroom and tried to school her on the meaning of "pimp."
Demi tried to get it through Kim's vapid head that her use of the word "pimp" was glamorizing sex slavery. It was seriously a meeting of the stupids and I completely forget about it. Well, Kim didn't forget about it and Janet Charleton (via Jezebel) says that she dedicated a special song to whippit-loving Demi at Elton John's Oscar party:
At Elton John’s party Kim was heard making fun of the fact that Demi was caught doing drugs with much younger friends -“she called ME immature!” Kim laughingly requested a song “dedicated to Demi” – the song was Devo’s “Whip It!”
And during karaoke night in rehab tonight (please tell me they have karaoke night in rehab), Demi will dedicate the following songs to Urinal Kim: "Splish Splash," "Yellow" by Coldplay, "What the Water Gave Me," "Raindrops Falling On My Head" and David Chappelle's "Piss on You."
I have trouble believing KK is that clever. Must have been somebody else's joke.
Well, I think that Demi was right to "school" her on what the word means and for some reason Kim seems to be a bit out of control. I mean did she not just have a major scandal herself and she is going around making fun of others.
It seems that cat fights among actresses, or wanna be actresses like Benjamin, are fairly common and when the snide remarks get out it can be a little funny.
Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:36pm.
yeah but they have a hysterical story about Bristol Palin chumming Craigslist for "friends" to buy her new book. Apparently her book tour is a crowning bag of nothing. No one is showing up at book signings. AHAHAHAHAHA!
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Jezebel has become way too feminazi lately for me to take them serious, both Kim and Demi are fucktarded cuntbags filled with useless and vapid brain "activity"....In other words: YAWN.
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For your health.
Brutal / well done, MK.
Add a double shot of CCR to that playlist:
Who'll Stop The Rain?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIPan-rEQJA
Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ
So says a pissed-upon-amateur-porn-star driving in the express lane to irrelevancy. Demi's a mess but Kim's only hatin' because she knows that at Demi's age she won't even make it into the back section of a supermarket tabloid! Someone needs to play this song at full blast when that bitch walks in the door: http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/12/21/2697239/youright.mp3
Waiting for the STDs, or a vigilante, to take her out
Sorry Elton John.
But Madge's party wins cuz you invited this no talent whore.
Elton John is the fucking biggest hypocrite queen, on the one hand he has throws big parties which basically is an orgy fuckfest similar to the playboy mansion, and on the one hand he talks about parenting and doing the best to bring up his test tube babies.
no thanks Elton, the gays don't need you to be the advocate, because whenever some straight homophobe needs an example of why gays shouldnt get married, adopt, have kids, they can turn to Elton.
If this one is part of the "A List" invited to Sir Elton's bash, then I guess Madge wins hands down *again*. Why didn't he just give out free invitations in a pennysaver along with coupons for Jif and Renuzit? he would have attracted a better class of guest.
Regarding the whole sex tape peeing-I read on TWOP that someone had seen it. It was on the internet for possibly a day before the official release. I think Kim made a deal with Vivid that she would agree to cooperate with the sex tape's release if that scene was cut out. Good luck trying to find it.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 6:29pm.
It's all over the internets. Try tnaflix, pornhub, one of those and search for it.
*hides in shame for knowing this*
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Nassirah on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 3:30pm.
WHOOOOAA! Calm down honey, you need to re-direct the hate over to the dirty slut bag thats making Armenians look bad.. the one that claims to be Armenia EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS! What MK said wasnt even offensive, be offended at the fact that the only famous Armenian is KIM FUCKIN KARDASHIAN.. that is an abomination in itself... seriously!! Be mad at that bitch and throw shade at her NOT MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NUH UH! Cher is Armenian!
I've never seen the tape, either. Does she get pissed on her face, her ass, or what? I have noidea what this bitch is truly famous for.
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trashy tramp kicking someone when they're down
Submitted by D-vine : "QUESTION: Where would one find the full kim sex tape that shows her getting pissed on, cause my brother doesnt believe that it happened, and he cant find it anywhere, and now I cant find it either (believe me, I dont wanna see it again, just tryna prove a point..)"
I have no idea, but someone on Gawker said there is a sex tape, but nothing that shows her being peed on.
I haven't seen any of it, so I don't know.
It crossed my mind that she has a team working full-time to quash it anytime it gets on the internet, and then they have people claiming it never happened.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 3:58pm.
beige trash!
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Haha! Me, Derek Jeter, Mariah, and Halle are coming over there. Where is that beer can igloo anyway?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 4:44pm.
I wouldn't piss on this whore if she was on fire.
HAHAHAHA... best shit ive read!! You guys are KILLING it today im in tears over here laughing so hard!!!!! Good shit!!
QUESTION: Where would one find the full kim sex tape that shows her getting pissed on, cause my brother doesnt believe that it happened, and he cant find it anywhere, and now I cant find it either (believe me, I dont wanna see it again, just tryna prove a point..)
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Dr Drew already called Angelina a heroin addict and said that her relationship with Brad would fail because blah blah blah. He is a WHORE. Some doctors are the worst people in the world, and I wouldn't put him in that category exactly, but he needs to shut up. I'm going to starve myself today in his honor.
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Team Demi. Kim will get hers. Every step of her decent into the aging process will be enjoyed by the entire world.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 3:44pm.
I say we all make a fake twitter and lay the twitter smack down on this good for nothing urinal till she commits suzys eye!
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i'm all for it. she needs to be slapped just for this pose. why the fuck was she invited to an oscars party, let alone elton john's? why are people still glorifying this good for nothing slut?
i just can't with the kartrashians. i just can't.
Gee, Kim sounds like quite the empathetic one. And not the least bit petty!
Yeah, the brain dead loons are calling for Dr.Drew's head because he said she has either an eating disorder or drug problem or some shit. No other celebrity has such insane fans that foam at the mouth over any and all negative press.
Most normal people would be humiliated at having a sex tape released being pissed on and being exposed for having a fake marriage for attention. This slut should not being saying crap about anyone.
M.E. ~ It blows my mind! Do they actually think that CNN/HLN is going to pull Dr, Drew OFF the air because he hurt their feelings? Seriously, these people need help. They live, eat and breathe St. Angie...
Disturbing!
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 4:39pm.
Just stepped over to see if the ass kissing loons at JJ were still blaming Aniston for "leg-gate"! Oh my.... It seems as though Dr. Drew has said some negative things about poor St. Angie, and the loons heads are exploding! Hell, they are even calling/emailing Dr. Drew's attorney's and sponsors. Good gawd, get a life loons.....
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Why the fuck do they care so much? JEBUS!
Yeah. Because Kim would really know who Devo are.
she is a true prostitute, plain and simple
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Few more people who should sue this slag:
Armenians
Urinal cake manufacturers (for cheapening the image of their product)
Sally Struthers (I don't not why lingists are giving this b!tch credit for the 'vocal fry' when it's Sally S who actually started and perfected the dumb, though popular trend)
Oh, and anyone with an IQ over 95 (she makes their head hurt)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Well at lest you know when Kim's at a party, there's no waiting in line to piss. How's it feel to share the same fan base as Chris Brown Kim? uh oh 'google alerts' lol
Dallas: well, I usually hate Dr Drew and his dramatic bs, but anything to make the loons go crazy!!!
"He noted, "As you look at Angelina last night at the Oscars - when you see that she has temporal muscle wasting - [it is] a hallmark sign of malnutrition. I’m only sharing this because I don’t want to see another celebrity go down and sit by and see what happens.”
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Here is the link, Stoney: I agree 100% with Dr. Drew, but it is sending the loons over the edge!
http://drdrew.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/27/dr-drew-on-angelina-jolie-i-see-m...
Childish.
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I wouldn't piss on this whore if she was on fire.
What did dr drew say?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Just stepped over to see if the ass kissing loons at JJ were still blaming Aniston for "leg-gate"! Oh my.... It seems as though Dr. Drew has said some negative things about poor St. Angie, and the loons heads are exploding! Hell, they are even calling/emailing Dr. Drew's attorney's and sponsors. Good gawd, get a life loons.....
If I were part of the Calabasas Chamber of Commer, I'd sue!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/28/2012 -
If I recall, Pimp Mama was dragging Kim's arse around trying to find her an Armenian man. In Calabassas.
Yes! & she told Kourtney is was their homeland...lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 4:20pm.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
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Yeah I already acknowleded that Christine the Hoff but thanks for taking the time to point out the obvious. And no need to be so insulting idiot.
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If Elton loves him some dragqueens then why didn't he invite Pammy Anderson???
"Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 2:53pm.
What was she even doing at Elton John's party?
She is totally worthless".
Elton loves drag queens.
*sits in redneck igloo made out of beer cans*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Hate em all...
Lemme see the choice of who i'd rather be..Whip-it head Demi, or flappy azz and tits kardashian? Being bobby brown!!
Can someone please tell my why the Kwhores are always found roaming Calabasas?
IT'S INUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sum peeple needs to figure out how the interwebs work.
charlie repopsted. dumbfuck.
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LMFAO at stoney. All white bitches are LIARS!
This pic reminds me of Snookitina...
which also reminds me...
why hasn't MK done a post on Star magazine's cover of Snookitina????
http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/02/23/237945-star-magaz...
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 4:01pm.
Stoneys a Honkimo.
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ROTFLMMFAO *but why does this make me want a fucking ice cream*
I feel the need to clarify that my grandfather was not really eskimo.
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