Afternoon Crumbs

Lilo's face is tragic but idk if jwho got work done it looks like maybe she just gained some weight and is having a bad day or something

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Archie Comics CEO John Goldwater quickly issued a retort, saying, in part:

As I’ve said before, Riverdale is a safe, welcoming place that does not judge anyone. It’s an idealized version of America that will hopefully become reality someday. We’re sorry the American Family Association/OneMillionMoms.com feels so negatively about our product, but they have every right to their opinion, just like we have the right to stand by ours. Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people.

AWESOME. I love Archie comic people.

madonna versus the kid with the locks.

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I have never loved life so much.

I hate when celebrities give their kids WASP names. It takes all the fun out of explaining to bigots that their vision of a "normal name" is in reality a racist pile of shit.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:09pm.

Yes, yes and YES!!

Manimal, I was impressed by her in "Jolene". I thought the movie sucked but she was good in it!! And she was pretty brave to do all those nude scenes. Her body is beautiful.

Love those cute animals!

MK @chrisbrown LOL!

One million nosy dumbasses... point goes to Archie!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 8:35pm.

Did you see her in Jolene? Amazing.

Jessica Chastain looks a bit older than 30, but who cares...she's gorgeous and classy and that dress was ballin! I hope she's the new Hollywood It Girl.

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OK so Jessica Chastain is 35 instead of 30...she looks amazing and one can only imagine the horror of what Blohan would look like at 35.

Nicole Kidman's little ginger kids are absolutely adorable. The little one could duke it out with Harper Seven in the next Gerber Baby contest.

Jennifer Lawrence is pretty hot, and she seems sensible and down-to-earth too, knowing that she's living the dream and got little to complain about, unlike that ingrate Rooney Mara. I hope Hunger Games lives up to the hype...I thought the book was alright.

Boy, Katy Perry sure knows how to pick 'em in the menfolk department.

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<"MARGARITA MOUSSE??????!!!!!!???? How do I get that in me? -">

Stick a piece of cheessse up your bum.

Where have I been? I didn even know they still made Archie Comics.

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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK

Vanessa, Boy George called - he wants his hat back.

Sunday Roast looks more normal than Suri Cruise.

Samuel? bleh.

Aside from her parents, who would ever give one fucking thought about Vanessa Hudgens? That is one ok-looking, barely-talented girl but her appeal completely escapes me. And I'm brilliant.

Ah, so the word salad below has Caesar dressing on it. Wikipedia says that Julius needed a separate day to gather enough anchovies to last for the next four years, hence Leap Day.

Thanks, it's all cleared up now! 7-8-9-10!!

VHudge actually looks pretty here and not like a mouse/piglet hybrid. The outfit is horrendous, but, one step at a time.

Her piece isn't half bad either. (I must be ovulating.)
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The Caesar Salad was invented at the Hotel Caesar in Tijuana, Mexico. I have stayed there many times and that fact --- inventing the Caesar Salad, not me staying there --- is plastered all over their signage and matchbooks, etc.

http://i44.tinypic.com/20accbo.jpg

PS I created the above picture and it hangs in my kitchen .... although here it is upside down.

Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:41pm.

You mean there is no YouTube video of Jolie acting like a dick on the Oscar stage? I wouldn't have a bit of a problem with her, unless, like mentioned, she actually had a sense of humor. Lady, if you're gonna use Hollywood as your paycheck and all other endorsed and commercialized crap, you might wanna act human. The leg thing seemed robotic to me rather than human... even a little gross. As much as foolios JLO and Diaz acted about showing their ass on stage, they at leased laughed it off.

Every wonder why there are 12 months but they end in Sept/Oct/Nov/Dec or 7/8/9/10? Because they named two after Emperors.

What's this word salad?

What kills me is that half the idiots having a heart attack over gay marriage don't really give a shit about marriage in their own lives.

Yep. Hooray for the magical phenomenon of projection!

When can I hear this whiny ho's thoughts on Daylight Savings Time? - Videogum
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July was named after Julius Caesar and had 31 days.

August was named after Augustus Caesar and he wanted 31 days in his month just like Julius so they took one from February.

Every wonder why there are 12 months but they end in Sept/Oct/Nov/Dec or 7/8/9/10? Because they named two after Emperors.

I thought the Archie couple were adorable. What kills me is that half the idiots having a heart attack over gay marriage don't really give a shit about marriage in their own lives. One million moms are probably at least 500,000 baby mamas. Like the Bible says ok for heteros to fornicate and ho around but homos can't commit to one another before their families, God, and most importantly, the government. GTFOH. Frankly, its fine for folks to chose to marry, or not to marry, but it should their choice. I do think its easier rising kids with two parents in the household, no matter the gender.

I think Kidman's kids are mad fugly. I'm pretty sure she borrowed a womb for both, but maybe they are someone's else DNA as well. Although I sat near Kidman and Urban at a theater last year and they looked awful in person.

Awww, those animal photos! The photography itself is lovely. Thanks for the link!

People are talking like this is the first time Angelina has made a skank fool of herself and thought she was so cool. Isn't that really her thing?

I'll admit that I really like how daintily Nicole dresses her little girls.

Damn, Jennifer Lawrence is gorgeous. She was amazing in winter's bone. Her body is perfect.

I think Nicole Kidman's style for her kid is adorable. So girly!

Omg that Chris Brown mk quote! Lol!

It looks like Nicole forgot to put her pinny on under her dress.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a healthy young woman. I wonder how long it will take her to become a Hollyweird bubblehead.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

That's some Karma Chameleon shit Vanessa Hudgens has on.

Lol@ MK's Chris Brown tweet!
"Who dis GAY nigga Michal K? O YOU THINK YOU FUNY BITCH!!!" - @chrisbrown

I don't really have a problem with Jolie, I mostly like her just fine, but the leg-thing wouldn't have been such a big deal if she didn't take herself so seriously and had a sense of humor.

Humans do crazy/weird/desperate/out-of-character things all the time, everyone does this. It only becomes a big joke and a big deal when you can't laugh at yourself and the fact that, yes, you are human, too.

I knew Archie had a gay character now, but they really went all out putting him in military uniform and making the marriage interracial. Those one million moms need to deal with their issues in private. There are so many things in our culture that really are destructive... but that's not the point anyway. It's more that I don't need one million moms to decide what is acceptable. If they tried to ban Chris Brown I'd be sympathetic but still couldn't support them.

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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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But for why is Jaime Pressly's son dressed like my vato cousin going to Tommy's Burgers? - Hollywood Tuna
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Ahhhhh.. . . MK ! ! You got me craving a double Tommy burger and a can of soda. Too bad the nearest Tommy's to me is in Vegas.

Am I the only one that saw the interracial gay couple for the Archie comic book and cheered? Of course A Million Moms who've clearly forgotten how they became moms, have a problem with this. Suck a dick. Then hopefully, you won't wind up being some innocent, unsuspecting baby's mother.

Holy yikes that Leap Year girl!

"This is what society has come to!!"

Lol, bitch, YOU are what society has come to. Keep on trying-harding your yes-i'm-gonna-pretend-i'm a-tough-bitch-and-proud-of-it indignation because it fucking rocks.

I really think Jolie's Leg Incident or whatever the fuck we're calling it is a lot like Tom Cruise's Oprah couch meltdown. In just one day a world famous star became a punchline because they did something really weird and desperate in public. Off came the veneer of composure and down went the image that they spent years carefully crafting for unsuspecting consumers. Jolie and Cruise just seemed off their fucking rockers while pulling this crazy shit in front of millions of people.

Both times I was creeped out. And both times I laughed my fucking ass off. One can only hope she'll take years to recover like he did, but given the fact that her people have already had the video of her onstage taken off the internet, something tells me she's a lot better at PR than he is. It took her less than a day to roll out the twins and poor Jane Pitt, so you know she's a pro. Now it's time to cue the starving orphans.

The animal pics are sooooooo damn cute!

I thought the picture was of Macaulay Culkin and was hoping he had gained some weight.

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

JFC J Woww. WHY do these girls want to look so much older??
Don;t they realize when Meg Ryan and Sandy Bullock did it, it was to look younger?

She and Lilo have ruined their faces.

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I've done my sentence, but committed no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
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Is that Ben Savage's annoying best friend in Boy Meets World with Vanessa? LOL
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