Lindsay Lohan Somehow Moves Her Face In SNL Promos
NBC should've gotten Elvira to introduce these promos for this weekend's Saturday Night Live, because Lindsay Lohan's face looks like the fire scene from House of Wax. The positive news is that LiLo showed up on time (I think), memorized her lines (I think) and didn't freebase hand soap in the bathroom (I think). The other news is: HER FACE. Lindsay Lohan's face is one thing in still pictures, but seeing it in motion is another. I don't know if she's storing crack rocks in her cheeks for the weekend or if she's trying to live within her means by injecting her face with Fix-A-Flat instead of Juvederm. Whatever it is she needs to hit the brakes on that shit.
I am also well aware that she's got a little coke bloat (or her face is going through changes as she downs meds to keep her off the bad shit), but she needs to stop fucking with her face, because her mug looks tighter than a butt virgin's b-hole. Wait. When LiLo gets a moment, can she pass me the name of her illegal back alley surgeon, because I have something that needs tightening.....
Here's a few pictures of LiLo leaving a restaurant in NYC last night. Is Lifetime sure about this Elizabeth Taylor thing? Because LiLo looks like she's ready to play current day Brigitte Bardot or current day Linda Hogan, but not La Liz.
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Oh my God. She has ruined herself. Unrecognizable as the LL that was. I watched the Matt Lauer interview, but came back to this one. It is astounding. Just like you said, MK. To see her in MOTION! It is another fascinating step into the horror that is her poor face. Somebody said "Joan Rivers" is what she will look like at 30.
But what really fascinates/horrifies me is the haywire, publicity-hungry, train-wreck of parenting she has had. Narcissists both, both not knowing they are narcissists, both blaming the Other Parent. If her mother had her way they would be riding a Kardashian-esque gravy train. HOW many times did she try to get a reality show off the ground?
Lindsay looks like she means it this time. She sounds good! Her voice sounds like shit, but her words are sincere and she seems bright and clear and genuine, I believe she is serious about working her program. She could'nt come up with a sobriety number because she has slipped too many times, may again soon, (lives above bar??) but that # of days sober should'nt be public fodder. Maybe when she's got a few years under her belt.
Problem is, her looks have been irrevocably altered. She could at least have better hair!!! Her cheeks are FRIGHTENING. FAKE THINGS ON A HUMAN BODY JUST LOOK FREAKISH. Her double chin, mesmerizing. She is trying AWFULLY hard to show Hollywood PLEAASSSSEEE LET ME BACK IN!!!!!
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"Carol Anne" or Heather Rourke died WHILE making the 3rd movie, actually. Sad.
Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:20pm.
Personally, I think Lohan is perfectly cast to play Liz. Lohan is just on a slightly faster track. Liz was a hot, bloated mess who's looks started deteriorating rapidly in her early 30's.
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Are you insane? Elizabeth Taylor didn't make Cleopatra until she was 31 and she was hardly losing her looks.
what the fuck happened to her face?
In the promo video her face looks all puffed up and the paps photos also shows her face is puffed up.
Hohan is a like a blowfish, she has been blowing too much on the weekend and all the cum has made her cum bloated.
She acts just like gay women I have known. Lesbian.
I think the crack ruined her voice. She does not sound the same. The face bloat could be from medication. She has ruined her mouth with filler. She was so naturally photogenic. It was god given. Now it's gone. Her smile is different too. Christ when I was 25 I was still a kid. She is like a 55 year old. She may ba I'll.
Submitted by vapidlush on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:30pm.
"Extension of self, no boundaries, codependent, Mommy's little slave etc and so forth. Needs of the child be damned in lieu of the needs of the parents since parents are #1. This is why a child could be anxiety ridden, feel inadequate, unlovable, depressed etc. If your fucking parents don't love you, then who will?"
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And to everything else you said in that post, dear Vapidplush, I say A-to-the-motherfuckn-MEN. Testifuckinfy.
That is all...
Sue the surgeon who put those boulders where her cheekbones used to be.
Lmao at:
"Whatever it is she needs to hit the brakes on that shit."
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Ya know, the scary physical appearance aside (let's take up a collection to get a plastic surgeon on call here) Lilo's voice is scary too. Her voice sounds just like Whitney's did in that Diane Sawyer interview with the deep crack/cigarette smoker's wheeze.
She suddenly looks like a post-menopausal matron.
warmjuice...
I agree 100%.
I think the scariest thing about this mess are the parents who think they OWN their kid and that this child is their property (Casey Anthony, for example). Extension of self, no boundaries, codependent, Mommy's little slave etc and so forth. Needs of the child be damned in lieu of the needs of the parents since parents are #1. This is why a child could be anxiety ridden, feel inadequate, unlovable, depressed etc. If your fucking parents don't love you, then who will? YEARS of therapy to undo such a cycle. (I always give a side eye to anyone who says "get over your childhood already and stop blaming your parents for everything" because honestly... it IS something a lot of us are struggling to get over and it's not that easy. Parents can mess you up more than anyone cares to admit.)
On a personal note (and perhaps that's why I have an axe to grind on this subject) My Mom once told me that any success I have should be directly attributed to her since she raised me and it's her DNA. Makes me want to become a prostitute, frankly... give her something to brag about. But yes... I was the product of narcissists, so I can spot this shit a mile away.
Lindsay's parents... I'd like to smack them around a bit. She needs to get as far away from them as she can if she is going to have any chance of turning her life around. So incredibly sad.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:44pm.
she looks like Wendy Williams in that main pic. :-P
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Holy shit -- CAROL ANN! "Go innnnnto the liiiiight!"
I don't think it's (only)fillers because she has one helluva double chin.
Serious question: could someone please explain to me why people get "coke bloat"? I keep hearing about it, but I'm curious: do you get it while you're doing coke, after you quit...and what is the physiological reason?
Also: I think she's just had really bad fillers. She'd be better wrinkly and gaunt than looking so puffy. People need to lay off that stuff. They all look like they've done a lot of prednisone!
WTF...... She looks so old and bloated!
Yeah, it is not funny anymore. I have seen some semi-decent sketches on SNL (Kristen Wiig playing the role of "Gilly", or "Dick in a box" w/Justin Timberlake). However, I just do not bother.
I agree that I hope she gets it going, simply because she is costing the court system some $$ with her antics. I just cannot get over how much older she looks. I do not think she looks hideous or anything, but she does look a bit odd. Maybe when she adjusts her medicine, she will look a bit better.
Let's face it instead of hosting with Jack White it will more like Jack Daniels...ugh that nasal voice!
This is some Shallow Hal shit!!!!!1
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I'm so rooting for Lindsay. If she can pocket the crazy, she has the goods to be a working actress and I hope she has finally gotten it together. Not for the public's sake but for her own. I don't think she looks bad, either...and I'm a bitchy queen!!!!
THISSSSS still walks around but Davy is gone. I can't with this fucked up world anymore. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh and LOLZ@Carol Anne
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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How the hell old is she?
SNL has not been worth watching for at least 20 years.. this should make it even less so. That aside, Linds is looking like a 40 year old cougar now.
I agree that it looks like what some "meds" do to people. I've had two friends that got that bloated look from antidepressants. Some doctor supposedly told some newspaper that it's clearly filler, but I suspect any doctor that would talk to a newspaper and diagnose someone he never met.
But the real issue for me is that I could not even watch those clips. When she came out with that pie I shut it off. I thought at first it was supposed to be a plate full of cocaine. Then it turned into something else and I don't care. Maybe she should "blame it on the black guy."
I haven't watched SNL since I saw a rerun of the Sinead episode where they chopped her Pope-ripping out. It's like the best thing that ever happened on that show and they are trying to edit it out of history? No. That made me hate them.
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She looks like Pete Burns.
AAHAHAHAH Love the tags.
Your hair scares me!
Your ass scares me!
Your double-chin scares me!
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yikes! is there such a thing as full-face implant?
Vapidlush its fucking everywhere! But you cant criticize it because most people are guilty of it. Lets face facts- no matter who the person is most people should not have children and yet most do, that’s just the way it seems to be. American test scores (and that’s just one measure of worth) prove parents have sucked for a little while now but god forbid you call people out on it.
Lohan is typical of her generation- having parents that choose selfish musings over being parents.
Warmjuice...
THIS.
SO true.
Holy shit she looks bad.
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When someone asks you how long you've been clean for and you can't answer, you ain't doing it right.
Did anybody notice how huge and square Bethenny Frankel's head got when she was pregnant? Like a Lego-man. Same thing is happening right above LiLohan's neck!!! Big-headed bitch, lookin like a pit bull puppy!
SNL must be desperate for people to appear on the show.
She is gonna look like Joan Rivers by the time she is 30. I wonder where did she get the Michelin cheek implants?
Current day Linda Hogan ....LMAO
Normally, an under-appreciated genius of her craft who is on the cusp of her umpteen-hundredth comeback would never be soundly and effortlessly out-acted by one of the kids from "Good Burger" who's there only because he was on the schedule to do the stupid promo spots for the first week of March.
And yet... .
Lohan is typical of her generation- having parents that choose selfish musings over being parents.
Whenever I see her there's only one thought that pops into my mind-"Release the Cracken!".
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by TEE on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:18pm.
I GOT IT! I couldnt put my finger on it but she looks like and i hate to say and compare her to the little girl from Poltergeist But she looks like Carol Ann in the 3rd movie!
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YES exactly! and she died soon after, right?
http://library.heatherorourke.net/albums/userpics/10004/normal_H%20T%203...
Now don't you go getting my hopes up TEE... ; )hehehe
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DO NOT INSULT CAROL ANN!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, she died shortly after making the 3rd movie.
Goodness! Carol Ann? You bitches are too funny! MK read my mind when he said it's one thing to look at her pics, but a new kind of horror to see her in motion. It almost gives me the sads...almost.
Why did she get cheek implants? She was a pretty girl.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Her face looks like the same thing that happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's face. Ick.
she looks like Wendy Williams in that main pic. :-P
Prescription antidepressants and/or anti anxiety meds is my guess. I had a friend who was in and out of a nuthouse (One of her therapists was Dr. Drew actually) and after a few months of electroshock therapy and several drug cocktails, she came out a size 2 and her face was a size 24. Had the Lindsay voice slur as well. She was super pale and gorgeous, too. 'Twas a shame. This is a shame, too... but in a different way.
She's just such trash. No bra and her tired breasts sagging in the v-neck, skirt pulled way up to show jiggly, old lady legs, and gravelly chainsmoker's voice.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:26pm.
LOL!
Yes thats the one. hahaha
Submitted by TEE on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:18pm.
I GOT IT! I couldnt put my finger on it but she looks like and i hate to say and compare her to the little girl from Poltergeist But she looks like Carol Ann in the 3rd movie!
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YES exactly! and she died soon after, right?
http://library.heatherorourke.net/albums/userpics/10004/normal_H%20T%203...
Now don't you go getting my hopes up TEE... ; )hehehe
How bizarre: I thought of current day Bardot looking at Blohan too. But Brigitte has about a million years on Lohan and was gorgeous most of her life. Lindsay is a few months younger than me, and I look like a newborn next to that.
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Personally, I think Lohan is perfectly cast to play Liz. Lohan is just on a slightly faster track. Liz was a hot, bloated mess who's looks started deteriorating rapidly in her early 30's. As for her personal life, well, 8 marriages and let's not forget that wild ride with Brando and Michael Jackson. Besides- Sam Ro would make the perfect Larry Fortansky.