Steve Martin Is My Hero

GOOPY Tweeted the picture above from the Oscars and then Steve Martin did God's work by Tweeting this:

I never thought I'd ever type this but, Steve Martin: I so would. Hell, I'd even print out Steve Martin's Tweet, roll it up and hit that.

via The Daily What (Thanks, Josie)

Posted by: Michael K

•

Submitted by Sprmcandy on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:39pm.

I am in love with Beautiful Gwyneth.

Submitted by fleabell on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:17pm.

He was being sarcastic. They were totally making fun of Julia Roberts' famous Oscars night line, "I love my life!" when she gave the best acting award to Denzel.

Submitted by happyface on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:47pm.

Do you guys think Steve was serious about this? I don't think he'd insult Martin Short. I'm wondering if this was his own way of saying that he's fortunate to know these people? Gawd, I hope he was serious but I want to be a realist.

Submitted by dreajanexoxo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:37pm.

It just has a poetic, unintended (maybe?) double-meaning that we praise for it's well placed ironic truth-i-ness? He's too great to stoop to knocking someone actually. But we appreciate the point, however it was won.

Submitted by dreajanexoxo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:25pm.

I was lucky enough to "meet" (dine in the same restaurant) as Steve Martin, years ago in NYC. Afterward, I stood outside with my dog, waiting for my ride. Steve Martin was standing right next to me and I was so buggered I couldn't even look at him & certainly didn't wanna risk saying anything.
He bent down, AND PATTED MY DOG.
True story!!
I also once shared breathing space inside the same 4 walls as GOOP. She is dour, unsmiling, on-stage-ish, (like she knows everyone is looking at her) and just pretentious seeming.
I also know somebody who acts just like her in real life, constantly blogging about her lovely, perfect life, kids, and husband. It's a "type".
I prefer the genius dog-petters to the pretentious phonies. Steve is nothing short of brilliant and I love him.

Submitted by missskitttin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 8:54am.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the opposite of 16 and Pregnant which is why most people hate her and the MTV show is one of the biggest successes MTV has had...

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:11am.

what a pussy, he retracted it.

i bet fishsticks parents and not to mention godfather steven spielberg called and left afew messages along the lines of "you will never work in this town again" because poor bitch was crying about how nobody likes her and blah blah blah.

Submitted by mrs_kootchie on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 3:57am.

Eh, he retracted

Tweeted:

Any website who thinks my tweet about Gwyneth was a dig at her is officially humorless.

BAH!

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:53am.

Steve is a self made man. Ginny is nepotism personified. Gwinny has an ugly neck. Time to buy some turtle necks.

Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:51am.

Steve Martin is perenially cool, though. Period.

Submitted by Snowblood on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:49am.

Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 6:00pm.
The only question left unanswered: Is Martin Short alive?

Yeah, Martin Short's alive and has aged into heights of excrutiating, homicidally-inspiring heights of irritation that you'd have to be a severely mentally handicappped or "I've given up on life" kind of person to be able to endure over 4 seconds of him speaking, at all, about anything, anywhere, ever. Talk about mentally, intellectually and egotiscically aging poorly.

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:28am.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:00pm.

Facetious is a great word.

^^^^^^^^^^^

It's the only word in the English language with all five vowels in order.

Damn dog! Droppin some fancy book learnin on us.

☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯
☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.

BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!

Submitted by KA on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:56am.

Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 6:51pm.

It's funny, but I'm guessing he's just joking. And of course she's at the Oscars lol. She won one and she's played Sylvia Plath ffs. But I do wonder what she's done in her life to face this kind of hate. By that I mean I wonder if it's karmic. Some ppl just pay for things. I'm one of them too. Just weird. Portman also irritates most ppl on blogs. Is it bc the press went overboard with the hype? Damn, I'm thinking too much. I need to eat...
-------------------------
shes a smug pretentious bitch. thats what she's done and thats what people dont like. i used to like her until she became this annoying person she is today. it makes me sad! i really did like her. she made a comment about being a celeb in hollywood was like being the cool kids, and i was immediately disenchanted. grow up, fishy.

i dont get the thing about portman, but ive seen it has to do with some rape comment she made. dont remember which one it was. she just seems a bit smug too. just me, i like famous people that are still real people and not these elevated above everyone else people.

Submitted by nurseysclone on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:51pm.

Brilliance!

Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:23pm.

LOLOL! I lurve Steve Martin so much. Now and forever. The Jerk and L.A. Story are two all time faves. He is still my future baby daddy. He looks like he's gritting his teeth and thinking, "If I have to hear about those fucking zucchini blossoms or hear the word 'magical' coming out of her stupid mouth hole one more time..."

Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:15pm.

Good for Steve Martin for taking this insufferably smug cunt down a peg. If he apologizes, that will ruin everything.

This reminds me of when Julia Roberts opened up the Best Actor envelope and screamed, "MY LIFE IS SO GOOD!" when Denzel Washington won. Then she draped herself all over DW as he accepted the thing--because of course, HIS rightful moment in the spotlight had to be all about HER. God that was painful to watch.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 7:53pm.

Ok so you want to haf the chip kek.

Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 7:37pm.

*dusts chocolate Oscar statuette on altar* Oh Oscar Gods thank you again for all of the generosity you have bestowed upon us this year. Your generosity in smiting Gaycrest, Clooney, Legalina Joleg, and finally Fishsticks is truly a beautiful thing.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 6:39pm.

Smug bitch. Good for you Navin. His nose is getter ickier as is his insistence on making unwatchable remakes.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 6:16pm.

I have to agree with whoever wrote this post - Steve Martin has just become infinitely more attractive to me. His tweet is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!!! You know Gwynie proudly announced to her staff that she called someone "dude." She's so street...especially when wearing a pointless fucking cape.

Submitted by MundoLoco on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:58pm.

aahahahahahahhahahaha BEST CAPTION EVER! love steve martin, always have, always will. The three amigos captured my heart xoxo

Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:08pm.
**************************************
hope that means you won't like my 'fro. *sad face*
________________________________________________

Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:26pm.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:17pm.

It's funny how her husband never attends these award shows with her. He was probably at home throwing a wild party with people he can stand being around.
==========================================================

He was there. His band performed shittily at Kimmel's after-show.

Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:21pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:12pm.

Omg lovemesomeblackdick lol- best username ever, esp with that pic ;)

Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:05pm.

Yes Chris Martin concurs, his absence speaks volumes.

When does Chris do anything with Gwyn?

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:57pm.

He's just putting to tweet what Chris Martin thinks every day and night of his sad, trapped life.

-------------------------------------
Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.

Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:55pm.

That's the funniest he has been in a long time

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:43pm.

Steve Martin, FTW!

--------------------------------------------
"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:30pm.

The only question left unanswered: Is Martin Short alive?

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:28pm.

Dude?? Dude!?
Steve Martin- so cute!

Submitted by britmachine on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:18pm.

i fucking love this but i know the love is fleeting because he will apologize obviously. right?! if he doesnt apologize, he is my hero.

Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:17pm.

Was thinking how Mitt Romney and Gwyn are so alike in their hard-to-connect, phony rich-kid way.

A perfect big donor to hitup.

Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:07pm.

Funny when big-egos like Gwyn use the term 'Dude' thinking they're so hip and ironic.
Always the opposite.

That pic's screaming for a wtf side-eye.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:59pm.

I fucking love this.

***********************************************
I've paid my dues, time after time
I've done my sentence, but committed no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:59pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees: "You know she called him "Steven.""

HA HA HAHA! Nailed it. You know she did.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:58pm.

I'd laugh even harder if Steve wasn't a comedian. He's hilariously sarcastic but not serious which would be SO MUCH BETTER!! Oh well, love Martin Short, 'The Three Amigos' was the bomb!

El Guapo: "Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?" hahahahahahahaa

♥---♥---♥
"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK

Submitted by Gem on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:54pm.

Steve Martin is very cool, someting Gwinnie will never be....not everyone is Hollyweird can be in love with her, there is always a possibility that he knows what a stuck-on-herself POS she is, and that this "joke" is something that he really means!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:53pm.

Oh, dude, everyone hates you. Publically.

►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄
Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:47pm.

It's funny how her husband never attends these award shows with her. He was probably at home throwing a wild party with people he can stand being around.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:45pm.

OMG STEVE HAS ME IN TEARS

=========
Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:34pm.

I'm sure her douchey husband, absent as usual, would concur - quietly, but yet concur.

Submitted by LMA618 on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:31pm.

Wait. She says dude? egh.

http://i53.tinypic.com/opzn9l.gif

Submitted by RoHoCaliente on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:30pm.

Someone as old as she is using the word "dude" is hysterical and sad at the same time. What a cool chick. Ha! Only in her mind. Try again milquetoast.

Submitted by undinespragg on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:27pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:10pm.

Submitted by MedusaChrist on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:08pm.

Calm down people, don't orgasm just yet.
------------------

*looks down at crunchy sock*

--------

LMAO at Jack.

Yes, this was a joke. But Fishsticks is a pretentious cunt with a huge ego and no sense of humor. Just like St. Angie is freaked that everybody is mocking her for her weird leg pose, Goopy cannot handle people laughing at her expense.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:21pm.

ROTFL!! Steve Martin for Hot Slut of the Year.

Submitted by soapopera4cam on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:20pm.

genius, sorta...it's still a backhanded comp

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://tinyurl.com/69rcrqy

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:25pm

Come on. Can you imagine living with that? You'd have to do everything on HER terms. Your opinion wouldn't count at all. You have to do what she likes and not what you like. Shit, Whamo, you might as well be Brad Pitt!
==============================================
I'd never let it get to that, you nip that shit in the bud and never let it get to the point of being whipped like Pitt. Don't get me wrong it's not a "my way or the highway" thing but you never let your spine be taken from you!

Pitt lost his years ago!

*says the unmarried guy* lol!