Afternoon Crumbs

"Stay trailing me, bitches. You're just here for background." - The Queen to that one and the other one ten seconds before this picture was taken - Lainey Gossip

The Hunger Games as seen through the eyes of every chichis lover - Celebitchy

You can't spell The Client List without TITS - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry's butt cleavage says "bonjour" to Paris - The Superficial

Are we sure this is not a skinny Bigfoot in disguise? - Hollywood Tuna

More gay for Glee - Towleroad

Kristen Stewart always has a look on her face like the authorities just found her in the forest after she had been living in the trunk of a tree for the past 20 years. Very Nell. - Popoholic

To shade or not to shade: the Hunger Games wedding - Popsugar

Amber Rose's gold digging game finally got her a ring - ICYDK

Slap your fingers, Mickey Rourke has never looked hotter - The Berry

Lana Del Rey or a bagger at Piggly Wiggly on a Tab and cigarette break? - Just Jared

Maybe we'll finally get the mash-up of Unbreak My Heart and Party All The Time we've been waiting for - Hollywood Rag

18 reasons why procreation should be illegal - Cityrag

Brad Pitt has no love for his memaw - I'm Not Obsessed

It's all fun and cake until a trick gets knocked out - The Daily What

Why do I have a feeling Kim Kuntrashian thought NeNe was Dennis Rodman? - Crunk + Disorderly

Katherine Heigl's husband buys a goldfish, because he needs another living thing in the house that doesn't give him the urge to fuck his ear holes with a hot curling iron - Moe Jackson

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:00am.

looks to me like camilla is doing some
serious queen-blocking there.

i still dont forgive her, never will, and i think it is traitorous of everyone to let her hang out with them.

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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.

Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 9:09am.

The reason Brad Pitt doesn't call his Memaw is that she said in an interview that she got to see him more when he was married to Jen. lol.

Whoops Memaw!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:35am.

Submitted by modelspiceboi on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:00am.
Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:46pm.
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Ditto.
Marry the Queen, I'd be 'king'- separate bedrooms of course!
Fuck Kate, I'd have to turn lez
Kill Camilla, hahahaha

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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:47pm.

I have to admit, I think Amber Rose is gorgeous and sort of endearing.

*ducks Kanye caps*

Submitted by modelspiceboi on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:30pm.

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:46pm.

about the pic, what is that game called? Marry, Fuck, Kill?
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Marry- The Queen (and demand that she be referred to as King so I can be Queen of Great Britain and the other 16 countries)

Fuck- Kate...she is pretty and I'm sure there is an element of freak beneath her English Rose facade.

Kill- Camilla. Diana should have arranged for this out of principle. Plus, Camilla just fucks up any group shot.

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:36pm.

Kate has great gams.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:31pm.

LOVE Kates coat. nice work bitch, you win...this time.

+1 for the ho-turned-royal.

-1 for me

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:57pm.

Sillykat, I hate that too. Winona Ryder is another one. Maybe she was blonde as a child. I have friends who were blonde as kids and have brown BROWN hair now.

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:30pm.

Lana Del Rey was caught wearing that ugly jacket before. I think it's supposed to be a Nascar jacket which is perfect for when you're drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, but god it doesn't work. It's FUG on it's own but worse is what it does to her "silhouette" (practicing to be a fashion "correspondent") is the real crime.

Burn that jacket Lana, or leave it near a shelter. It's a nice warm jacket and there are cold people. Soon you may be one of them if you keep this up. And she wore this shit in Hollywood? I saw her wearing it in New York, and I thought, okay, hipster irony, whatever, but I never thought I'd see it again. She's fucking RICH and she wears this? I guess it's part of her pretending to be a poor girl from a trailer park, but we all know that's a lie now so she needs to stop. Stars should be glamorous or stay home.

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:12pm.

THIS!
Hosiery on La Middleton, a nice girl keeping grama happy. Nothing wrong with that. imho.

Submitted by CindyBman on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 8:58pm.

Spaz de a W... thank you for that answer!

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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. -- Brick Tamaland

Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 8:16pm.

Queenie is Hot in that ensemble and puts the other two to shame. Poor Camilla, why Charles didn't just settle for keeping her in the stables and riding her on holidays is baffling.

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:14pm.

Hunger Games lots of kids read that book, They all talk about it.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 8:00pm.

the Queen....bwa hahaha ha! Too funny, MK! I have heard that Camilla and Kate are the best of friends.

I have to say I am so jealous of Toni Braxton's body....her thighs blow my mind! Congrats to them although it seems Eddie might be misery to live with.

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 8:00pm.

I see Camilla invisible in between, but all three look GENUINELY happy. Nice.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:59pm.

Fuck Justin Bieber. Fuck Bethany Frankel. Fuck Lana Del Rey. And fuck The Hunger Games.

(But don't actually fuck any of them lest reproduction occur.)

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:55pm.

Kate's knees look very nice also. Nice length.

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:56pm.

Love the Queens outfit love it!
Katy Perry's butt cheeks wearing exact shade

Submitted by mare1313 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:17pm.

Don't insult Piggly Wiggly. That is some straight up Food Lion shit.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:12pm.

Thank you Twatty! ;p

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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:08pm.

WithinReason -- I believe it is semi-permanent. Like I said, the blonde was disastrous, but the red is fabulous. But remember, red covers a huge spectrum, from orange to pure red to purple red. Except for a rare few, orange is a very difficult shade to pull off and you should stay away from, but if you want to do that, leave it to the professionals. A regular or darker red I think can easily be done at home. And this is coming from someone who has never done her hair at home until this past year. And tell your stylist to fuck off -- your paying her to do what you want! Wishing you luck!!!

Submitted by Slipknot on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:54pm.

Michael K nailed it on the Bethanney Frankel picture. Her stride looks EXACTLY like that famous Bigfoot photo!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:44pm.

Twat, is that semi-permanent stuff? I could, but don't know if I'd trust myself not to screw it up and turn it green (hello Anne of Green Gables) but I'll look into it. Thanks for the suggestion! ;)

OT: Katy's getting awfully bold with those Gaga pants! Next she'll forget to wear any. lol

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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:37pm.

Coffy73 -- Oh, you know when his time is up or when a bigger name comes around, Amber will be out the door in a second. Honestly, I don't know who Wiz, not that I know anything about rappers at all. He looks pretty skeevey to me.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:34pm.

WithinReason -- This is what happened. I'd been blonde my whole life. Last year, for budget reasons, I tried to highlight my hair out of the box. It was a disaster and turned bright orange -- it was heinous!!! I tried a light brown with a reddish tinge and it looked pretty nice. Eventually I got bold and tried a bright red color, a L'Oreal Superior Preference color. Yeah, it fades easily, but I only wash 2-3 times a week, and use shampoo & conditioner for colored hair. Why don't you try it?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:35pm.

The sound you hear is Kunty Karl now permanently crossing Lana Del Ray off his "like" list.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:33pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:45pm.

I'm surprised Amber Rose is engaged. I thought she was basically a pass around type of gal for the rapper crowd.
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Amber IS a pass around gal, she just found a sucker to fully sponsor her for a while and decided, why not? You can bet when Wizs' time is up, Amber's gonna scram!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:17pm.

That hot Twat, I've always wanted to try red, but my stylist TELLS me what I WANT, not the other way around, if you can believe it! hahaha

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Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:16pm.

about the pic, what is that game called? Marry, Fuck, Kill?

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:16pm.

I really love the Queen. Those other 2 hos who just spread their legs to get into the Royal Fambly, not so much.

Trivia: Fortnum & Mason is owned by a Canayjun fambly. It was a scandal in the 50s when a colonial bought it... kinda as shocking back then as when Dodi Fayed bought Harrods 40ish years later.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:11pm.

WithinReason -- tell me about it. Now I'm rocking a Christina Hendricks type red.

Deb -- I really want to try that vodka. I have a feeling it would probably tasty pretty pukey.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:05pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 7:25pm.
Hahaha Twat, but I DO reserve the right to have my hair in any shade I want! So long as it doesn't look hideous of course! ;P

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:04pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:45pm.

I'm surprised Amber Rose is engaged. I thought she was basically a pass around type of gal for the rapper crowd.
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Right? But her commercials for cotton candy flavored "vokka" are soooo classy.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:59pm.

Fucking LOL at the birthday vid, that was hilarious!!!! I'm going straight to hell for laughing but that shit was funny.

And shame on Brad Pitt for not calling his memaw!!!

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:55pm.

sillykat -- I hate it when I hear Katy say that. You know who else says that? Sofia Vergara! She's South American and has dark eyes -- there's no way she's a natural blonde! And like you said, if it is a blonde, it's so dark it's practically brown. I'm naturally blonde & blue-eyed, really pale, too, but my blonde is so dark it's almost brown. Shit up, bitch, right?

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:47pm.

Those comments on crunk&disorderly are hilarious. "Kim just thought nene was one of the Falcons" lmao!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:34pm.

Holy shit, bitch in the poncho is a ROUGHHOUSE! The way she pulls on that hair, Birthday Knockout was lucky if she didn't lose some teeth! MF!

*laughed and laughed, so wrong* :]

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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by CindyBman on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 6:53pm.

Why does Kate M always wear pantyhose? Is it a Royal rule or something?
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http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/kate-middleton-brings-back-pantyhose-bare...
"But skeptics say Kate's hosed-up look has less to do with her own invention and more to do with protocol. It's an unwritten rule that royal ambassadors and guests attend events dressed to make the queen proud: closed-toed shoes, mid-length skirts and pantyhose. "

Submitted by CindyBman on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:23pm.

Why does Kate M always wear pantyhose? Is it a Royal rule or something? I'm not against pantyhose (especially footless spanx) but when it comes to flesh tones -- if you have the gams, why wear the hose? It's not 1980 anymore.

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Submitted by sillykat on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:18pm.

Sorry, ridic rant coming, but it irks me that Katy used to say shit like "My real hair is blonde isn't it cray that I die it black?" Your real hair is brown, bitch. Maybe it's dark blonde or some shit like that, but it's not blonde.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:15pm.

I'm surprised Amber Rose is engaged. I thought she was basically a pass around type of gal for the rapper crowd. And that Bethenny Frankel is fucking ugly. Even that huge hat can't hide that ugly face & square jaw of hers.