Friday, March 2nd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 1st!
You know you're skeevy when the skankiness starts to crystalize. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Looks like someone has finally resorted to ultra-drastic measures to keep those last 23 brain cells in. - dianamarie21
This aint the first time studs have covered her face. - El Bastardo
John Travolta must be in a hotspot, his e-meter is getting 7 bars. - Provolone
Satan's daughter forwent the three sixes for a more glamorous mark of the beast. - jackie
via @keshasuxx
to be honest, this has been the best picture I've ever seen of her lol
These were ALL f-ing fabulous!!! Very nicely done, hookers!!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Hooray, hurrah for the winners! Lol!
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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK
Congrats to all the winners, and especially MissC!! I was late to the show, and yours made me laugh the most!! Good job guys!!!
SPOT ON Slookers!
*Rubs The Fab Miss C and El Bits Nalgas for good luck*
Provy yours killed me!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Some of my favorite people up there - congrats!!! And lmfao! xoxoOurMissC ElBxoxo
congrats to Miss C♥ ElB♥ and Provy♥ and all the winners
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
nice, congrats to all the funny winners!
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I have never loved life so much.
Congrats all - funny stuff!!!!!!!
Yay!
Thanks MK! There were so many good captions! Congrats RU's!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Those were some good ones guys! congrats
Congrats funny winners. But some clever poster's "headlice planning to stay: setting up camp in little tents" should have placed. I LOL'd.
Congrats to all! WTG, OurMissC, dianamarie21, ElB, Provy, and jackie!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It says EMPTY in braille.
I'm getting the faint scent of epoxy and Sally Beauty Supply. Ke¢ha? Ke¢ha?
It's a good thing you can now buy brain cells at Radio Shack™.
I'd hit it. I'd hit it with a six-foot magnet right upside the head!!!!
The proud inventor of the world's first solar self-tanner!!
Specklehead.
wasn't so funny when she realized they were magnetic..
I have tho$e $ame $tud$ on my $hoe$.
Burning your scalp with the curling iron is in style now? If only I were in the 4th grade again...
Damn! This girl has got it all! She's got the talent of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian rolled into one and still manages to create an image that celebrates the fashion icon of Lil' Kim and a dirty old PBR can.
Eager to fit in, Margo took the term "getting stoned" too literally.
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This drunk spring break slut took "resistence is futile" way too far...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
At least when she falls down and passes out in front of the Piggly Wiggly, the speed bumps on her head will keep her cart from rolling into someone's poor car.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
O hell! what have we here?
A carrion Death, within whose empty eye
There is a written scroll! I'll read the writing.
All that glitters is not gold.
This is the fallout from all the shade Angie's right leg threw Sunday night.... that plus meth.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
Kesha, they were Cyborgs. Not Cyborings or Cybitches. Go home.
George Takei
A little more to the left guys, I can still see her face.
Everytime Katy Perry gets a number one...wham...Ketchup gets another pyramid.
Leave it to Ke$ha to accessorize nits.
Somehow metal pyramids hot glued to your head...really accentuates your eyes.
Oh hey, look! It's the head lice version-Occupy Skank Street!
"No srsly guyz, does this maek me look stoopid?"
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I thought retards try to hide the metal plates in their heads??
Chrissy Crocker models the vagriddled look.
Have fun picking your face up off the floor all night long stupid
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
In an attenpt to diaguise her warts, she beddazzled them.
The Brazilian blowout is so yesterday. Welcome the Mayan end o' the world weave.
The natural migration habits of genital warts.
Does my nose ring look stupid?
Forced out by overcrowding and rank humidity, a cohort of Kesha's genital warts marched northward in orderly fashion.
Satan's daughter forwent the three sixes for a more glamorous mark of the beast.
Meth is a helluva drug.
Kelly let John get vajazzled? That's sweet.
When John Travolta finally took the leap into womanhood, his toupee removal was the toughest part.
After getting pounded by every piece of homeless trash, her head is turning into a meat tenderizer.
"All I did was suck Mitt Romney off once, then these started popping up!"