Hot Slut Of The Day!
Hank, the cat who has hacked up a hairball into the ring for the Virginia Senate seat! Hank is 9-years-old, can lick his own asshole, will bring you a gift of a mouse head he found in the garden, is box-trained, has the common courtesy to sleep with his eyes open instead of closed while people are talking (a priceless skill for Senate meetings), won't disagree with you when you call him a pussy and was born with the inability to produce a fuck, so he's already much more qualified for politics than his competitors George Allen (R) and Tim Kane (D). Hank is running as an Independent and has released this statement directly from his office in the bathroom sink:
From the very first day, Hank has been a fighter. Born to a single mother living on the streets, Hank, his mother, and his siblings were taken to an animal shelter and sat on death row. Shortly before their execution, Hank and the rest of his family were saved by an animal rescue group called Animal Allies. Hank was adopted to a loving family, and was raised by his adopted brother Sammy.Being from the streets and having nothing, Hank learned the value of hard work. Putting himself through school while working, Hank was simply too stubborn and driven to let his disadvantages dictate his future. After graduating with honors, Hank quickly entered the business world and brought himself up to start and run a number of successful local companies.
Hank’s story and dedication have inspired all who know him, and he realized that his ideas and unique life experiences could help his community, his state, and his country. After much encouragement, Hank decided to enter the race for US Senate.
If that doesn't convince you non-Virginians to move to Virginia just so you can drop one in the box for Hank, then this video will. (Note: Don't let that freeze frame fool your ass. Hank's campaign video isn't a reenactment of the Full House opening. But this definitely needs more Kimmy Gibbler.)
Meow, we can! And nobody tell George Allen and Tim Kane that they can make Hank freeze up during debates by tying a sock around his body.
via MSNBC
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Oh god, I have that tie.
As a lifelong Virginian, I can tell you Hank would make a much better senator than George Allen.
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"So Eli Manning didn't own Tom Brady, God did when he hit the 'return to sender' button on all those prayers."
reminds me of mickey rourke in spun (nsfw): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtJKY_i6_w
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:12am.
Hank graduated from school with honors? Elitist!
agreed - he's so out of touch from his ivory tower. haha.
Hank looks like a male version of my adorable kitteah!
Submitted by Whamo :
My cat's better, he actually fetches a ball of paper wrapped up in packing tape, he won't return it if it's wrapped in masking tape or duct tape only the clear stuff. I have no clue why but it's always funny freaking people out when I play fetch with him and he brings his "ball" back.
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When I was little my mom taught a Siamese we had to fetch tinfoil balls. TINFOIL! smh
I love cats. Fat, skinny, hairless doesn't matter. They are the best.
BANGO! Just got back on and read your response. With all due respect to SFRB and to the best of my knowledge, ammonia will attract, not repel some cats! A cat's urine is ammonia-based, so it may encourage a cat where an elimination spot is and they will continue to go where they smell the odor. (Just as some cats don't care for catnip, I think it all depends on the cat.) HTH
His website crashed Monday. It's been hard to get into since. I want a yard sign.
You know cats are so smart, wily and just freaking adorable. My boy cats follow me everywhere, my angel boy Chewbaca even gave me a kitty massage last night, he did biscuits on my back, damn good job. I ended up rescuing strays and pregnant cats, yeah I have WAY too many but I never get tired of them, I guess I am now a "crazy cat lady" but fuck it, to me they are worth it! Hank for Senate, and Chewbaca my sexy boy fornCongress in Cali.
Hany looks like my Kenny! What a gorgeous boy.
Thanks Spoiled and SFRB, I'm trying crushed pepper (bought cheaply in bulk) right now... Many of the options I see online are either not realistic, not possible, or further punish the non cat-owner.
We have a huge cat problem in my neighborhood, and people are beginning to take drastic measures... Leaving loose mothballs, mousetraps, etcetra...
But I'll try the can/bottled ammonia/mothball trick next.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:18am.
Votes for Whamo's kitteh instead!
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LOL, I'll be sure to tell him when I get home guest, he'll be most happy with that:)
I like that he is wearing a tie. I would vote for him if I lived there.
vote for hank...the pussy who can lick them all...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:19am.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Ass ;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
"won't disagree with you when you call him a pussy and was born with the inability to produce a fuck"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That got me.
TEAM HANK!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
BangoSkank: fill some cups with ammonia and leave it out. Don't worry - they won't even attempt to drink it. :-) That's how I kept the fucking irresponsible neighbor's god damn mongrels from leaving me a trash can mess in the morning.
Edit: I found this:
http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-keep-cats-away.html
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Votes for Whamo's kitteh instead!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hank graduated from school with honors? Elitist!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
I remember when Morris the Cat ran for president on the independent ticket. It must have been 1980 because I was in high school. My friend and I snuck away from a high school field trip to see his press conference a few blocks away. He arrived in a limo. The former spokesperson for Chicago mayor Jane Byrne was there.
Of course it wasn't the original Morris, it was his replacement, but still, a brush with fame.
edited - it was Byrne's press aide, not spokesperson.
http://www.wgnradio.com/news/staffbios/wgnam-news-badesch-story,0,862839...
Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:52am.
Well, we hate chewing on it, so there you go.
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Not a cat person but this pussy is gorgeous! He's overqualified but I'd vote for him! ;)
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Jack, IKR, OPPRESS THAT PUSSY!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Bango,
There seems to be a lot of info out there for your problem. Here's one article:
http://landscaping.about.com/od/pestcontrol/a/cat_repellents.htm
I think #4 and #6 look OK to use on porches.
Anyone know how I can keep the neighborhood cats off my front porch.
They're pissing all over the place, and my wife is allergic to the hair.
I love animals, but I want to kill every single one of them.
Not entirely off-topic, is it?
Maybe I'll stop back for the open post, and ask again.
That was a smart party kitty, Dog! Yes, I love my shelter boys. I actually wanted girls, but didn't have a choice. They're great, though and we're really happy. They purr like maniacs whenever they see a human, so at least I can assume they weren't abused.
RE: Tinfoil - I guess cats hate the feel, so as soon as their paws touch it, they'll bolt. You can put in on counters or furniture. I hear they also refuse to spray on it because they hate the sound.
snowy - my thoughts exactly... waste of time and money. Plus, we are allergic.
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LOL Jack
this is stupid
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Spoiled, you got shelter kitties? YAY! Good for you!
Ugh. Yeah, the counter thing is a no-no. We got ours to stop by yelling like banshees but you just know they wait until we're all out of the house and get up there. I never heard of the tinfoil thing. What is that supposed to do?
A few weeks ago a friend and I went to another friend's house while they were out and set up a whole surprise party. They have three cats and the one who is the ballsiest was everywhere. In the boxes, in the bags, up on the counter, running around like a maniac, and do you know that damn cat did all those things because he knew his people weren't home? As soon as they came back, he acted like the good, obediant little angel.
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His expression is priceless.
Hank's a hunk. I'm not an animal person normally but Hank is adorable!
How does he feel about Transvaginal ultrasounds?
Hank is GOYGEOUS. I trust cats more than people so dude's got my vote.
He can't do any worse that the idiots we have in there now. VOTE FOR HANK
Dog,
I just got two new kitties from the shelter and one of them has a sock fetish, too! Will grab it and attack, treats it like prey and "kills" it. Had my last cat for 19 years, so it's fun seeing new and different behaviors for once. But the other one has been caught on the counter. I've heard I have to spread out some tinfoil for that to stop, otherwise my husband will be punting that little guy across the kitchen.
Happy Slut Day, Hank!
Hank is very handsome!
Tim KAINE. Anyway, speaking of politics: Andrew Breitbart died last night. Wow, that's like Drudge kicking the bucket in Internet land.
One of our cats loves dirty socks. If she can get hold of one, she will carry it around the house, meowing the whole way, until she finds someone. Once she drops it at your feet, you must thank her or she will take it and leave it on your pillow.
And that's about all I got.
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My cat's better, he actually fetches a ball of paper wrapped up in packing tape, he won't return it if it's wrapped in masking tape or duct tape only the clear stuff. I have no clue why but it's always funny freaking people out when I play fetch with him and he brings his "ball" back.
Anyway, that's all I got on this one.
Why not just go directly to the top Hank, tor President! You are better looking, smarter, and can lick your balls in public, you have my vote HANK FOR EVERYTHING!!!
Vote for Hank!!!! It is time to stop the oppression on pussy!!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck