Friday, March 2nd 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Some Footballer-On-Footballer Action
During a football game in Germany on Wednesday night, Mathieu Debuchy and Olivier Giroud scored a goal together and celebrated by having a beautiful Notebook-ish moment on the field. Queerty says that it set loins on fire and #Debuchy (side note: debuchy sounds like a fancy name for getting your pube bush trimmed) trended on Twitter for hours after it happened. In Europe, they don't even blink their eyes or reach for the lube when shit like this happens. But in America, we pull down the shades, bring out the economy-sized lotion, play this clip in slow motion on a loop and blast Echo & The Bunnyman. Let us frigid-faced prude bitch Americans have our fap fun!
After watching SNL, all I have to say is thank goodness for Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig. I don't get why they didn't give Linds the role of Cinderella. Also, Fred Armisen in drag has been the gift that keeps giving.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 2:23am.
trying to stay one step ahead, Sweets!... *smooch*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl4dEAtxo0M
now, if the world would just grant me a moment of pause, i might just catch up!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE♥ with the Iron Maiden!! Wasted Years... perfect as always. How are you??
well, this is gonna take longer than i thought...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xLK8eqr8k
be good, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by undinespragg on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 11:03pm.
One of the "newbie-ish" if you don't mind me answering your question... On a public forum (hehe):
The River is quite good. Some actors, like the mother are a tad.. Soap Opera-ish, but there were some scary moments, well made, and they suck you in. Can't see this going though for more than one season.
Sure ESE, go see a man about a dog then... hahaha
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
hold on to this for me, gotta go see about a thing... back in a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR8D4Uybtzs
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by undinespragg on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:47pm.
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I slept three hours and woke up hangover-free, although I will be skipping the alcohol tonight (which is probably for the best anyway since y'all know how I get when I have the drunks.)
^^^ So we'll be seeing you later, then? lol
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Well, I am back, but sober.
Am so releaved b/c I am now 99.9% sure my married mom friend is NOT trying to hit on me, or even interested in ladies. I mentioned one of the local gay hot spots that has drag shows and she seemed so curious, like she'd never been in a gay bar.
Is anybody still around? I'm thinking of watching The River. Has anybody seen it?
don't mind this... it just needs to be placed here at this particular moment... avert your ears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quBCjo2rUZg
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by undinespragg on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:47pm.
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I slept three hours and woke up hangover-free, although I will be skipping the alcohol tonight (which is probably for the best anyway since y'all know how I get when I have the drunks.)
^^^ So we'll be seeing you later, then? lol
I made Gyros with Tzatziki in Pita-Bread for Dinner. *burps Garlic Burps at people*
That shit is strictly weekend food, where i dont have to breathe on people.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Bjorkie, I'm going out for Messicun. Gonna be LUNAcy!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Within, mon amie! That pretty avie of yours can put ideas in people's head.
Owl, did you save us some leftovers? I rarely crave a midnight snack, except after alcoholic intake. The human body is a complex thing.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I have a nice buzz going...
Any music anyone? What are folks listening to?
LMFAO Breaky! *tries not to look guilty*
Why are all y'all showing up when I have to leave. *humf*
Wowlie - I know! Stephen would not approve.
*shameface*
@Chaylo, clear gloss?!
*shock face*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as ¡Búho Del Invierno!
Hi UBF! I carelessly let my hair down tonight and broke my curfew. Always good to read you.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Hey Mickey!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Hola Owl! Gurrl, it's time to go cruisin' to the oldies now, lol!
That reminds me, in HS my bf and I were pretty sheltered and I only got to go out with her and her mom. We'd go eat at Olive Garden on Saturday nights and my friend would put the radio on to old school freestyle, like Lil' Suzy. We wished of the days when we'd grow up and be all bad ass going out wearing our maroon and brown lipsticks.
My plans tonight - hopefully some wine and a night in wearing some clear gloss. LOL
Bon soir, chère Mickey! Ça va?
Wowl, that sounds amazing! mmm mmm mmm
I am getting a little WOOZY from Sweetas' spliff y'all!
*looks around* "Noboby better hump me!"
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
La Chaylo!!!
You ran out of stock? Maybe that's for the best. Chances are I will be feeling far less chipper in the morning.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Hey, Mickey, Gouda-Queen extraordinaire!
You`re up late!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Chaylo!
*shaves eyebrows and draws them in with burgundy pencil so I look good*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as ¡Búho Del Invierno!
Mickey love ((hugs))
I'll be happy to partake in the drinking if I ever get out of the house for alcohol!
Sweetas!
You better stop handing out so many of your coochie coupons!
How do you think this recession got started in the first place?!
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*sings "Ebony and Ivory" in the wrong key*
Blame it on the gin. Salut les gars! Comment allez-vous?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Breaky, yes, that's true, but I got $100!
*humps Sweetas' leg. Get's Slurpee cup*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Withinreason, yes, lots of eating! Luckily, most of the food I ate was super fresh. Fresh cheese, handmade tortillas and bread, even the beans taste better there (though that might be because I have to eat what's available)! I don't feel guilty for having eaten all that food!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known
Sweetas, YES!
*very deeply inhales*
Don't mind if I do!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Lol Breaky, please sexy mofo, give us a frebie of your stuff. Plllleeease...*promises sexual favors, duh*
UBF, I could never get even my eyebrowns to be as sexy as Stephens. And I'd give anything for his eyeroll game, lol!
But thank you, my fellow sexy Texas dweller. ♥
Within PURPLE KUSH!! You in??? (Please say yes)
Leenie!! *lets you, doesn't even pretend shock*
FINALLY SOME ACKSHUN ROUND HURR
Funny.
I humped Leenie's leg and all I got was a used Starbuck's cup.
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Hola, Chay, you sexy bitch! If we ever met, i will be disappointed if you dont look like Stephen!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
ESE - good vibrations to you!!
Holla to Bjorkie and Wowlie!!
And amen to UBF :-)
It's a nice, mild day in DFW, and I need some wine STAT.
Wait...I have an entourage? You are both welcome to move in with me and we'll live like "Entourage" after UBF gets famous for her pron movies!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
*grabs Sweetas and pulls her pants down*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
I wanna be in Leenie`s entourage!!! *humps leg*
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
(((ESE)))
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as ¡Búho Del Invierno!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:26pm.
Angela, just quit it. Your fucking " i am black" shtick is just as boring as schlongs : "i am a ladys man and want to eat your pussies" or warmjuices: "i am the handsome successful gay guy" bullshit. There is not one single black person that would use the word DARKY (as your dumb ass did just a few posts back). So please stick with the apalacian mountain phrases you grew up with and love and quit pretending you had any contact with black people aside from watching an episode of Oprah.
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Brilliant!
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Co-sign!
Well, I would sit my gay ass down and stay for awhile, but I have to get in the shower. I'm having dinner with a mom friend. (The one that I think is possibly hitting on me, but I really hope not.)
I slept three hours and woke up hangover-free, although I will be skipping the alcohol tonight (which is probably for the best anyway since y'all know how I get when I have the drunks.)
Sweetas, a joint of what? Sounds good whatever it is! :D
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Haha ESE, see what everyone gets up to while you're off on your plane ride? Hope you're happy! *runs off*
Good to hear from you though! wink-wink ;)
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
ESE!!! I curr. ♥ So much. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIjkW6iyXNo
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*passes around a joint of the kgb and sings* Kumbayaaaaaah, m'lord, kumbayaaaaaaaa
so... SSOO!!... this is what you all are doing today, huh?
call me when you want to play "Candy Land"... no?... "Hungry Hungry Hippos"?... perhaps some "Chutes and Ladders"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCeD_6Y3GQc
i made it off the plane safely, thank you for asking!
see ya all in the night time!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Leenie you are a complete HOR!! *tackles you and begs to be part of your entourage*