The Time Amber Tamblyn Pranked Tyrese's Ass
Amber Tamblyn's got a lot of spare time on her hands and thank EVERYTHING for that, because if she didn't then she never would've fucked with Tyrese in the kind of prank that self-proclaimed prank master George Clooney only dreams of busting on a trick. Amber writes on her Facebook page (via Street Carnage) that it all started when Tyrese saw her name cc'ed on an email that one of their mutual friends sent out. This shit was destined to be, because Amber Tamblyn's middle name is Rose and her email address is registered under Amber Rose. Tyrese thought Amber Rose was really hip hop concubine Amber Rose and emailed her hoping they can "work" on a music project together.
David Cross must be rubbing off on Amber Tamblyn in more ways than one, because she went all the way with that shit. Amber Tamblyn not only pretended to be Amber Rose, but she even sent Tyrese some priceless demos that "Amber Rose" is working on. Their entire conversation complete with the demos is after the jump. If you're hungover, it will soothe you right. If you're not hungover, it will still soothe you right. JUMP!
On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
On this new album it's whatever..
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 26, 2012, at 10:16 AM, Amber Rose T wrote:
lol u are so sweet boo I've been trying to get this album goin for so long u know how it is. Attached is the single demo I've been workin on... not finished yet but soon! Thanks to u boo lol. I will send you more demos soon. You will have demos comin out ur demos!! lol
A
On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 10:55 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
We can make it real .... I'm sitting on a lot of magic ... Let me know when ur in LA .. We can play until we customize AR
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:03 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
I like the way you think. The music is just temp tracks but the lyrics and songs are my babies. Attached is another one. I'm so happy you are feelin' these! God Bless lol Love 4Ever
On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:21 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
That song was not it ... Not even remotely .... Just keepin it real
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:29 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
Thank you so much for keepin it really real, T. That last one I was just messin around with. The first one I sent called Dancefloor Etiquette" is important to the feministical evolution and fourth wave movement of Woman-Beats and Girl-Music. Ya know? NEWayz, I will send more! Demos and demos lol....xA
On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Hit me now ... ***.***.****
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
Amber Rose Wrote:
Sorry boo I would but my neighbors is really into exotic animals and I promised I would go over and see their new baby Ball Python.
On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
What u on?
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Feb 29, 2012, at 12:43 PM, Amber Rose wrote:
Virgin America!
On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 12:47 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Hit me when u land Pluto lady .. I got some shit in the stash Hope I’m not wasting my time ..
I got 6 hot ones for u ***.***.****
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:23 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
Here listen to these 2 first…What do you think? Then we can talk. ON THE REAL talk.
On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:26 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool …
Good luck on your career … One
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:40 AM, Amber Rose wrote:
Wow…okay. Sorry you feel that way. To each his own I suppose. These do mean something to me. They are from my heart and I feel like there is an important message in each and every song. But okay, good luck on your career as well. OH AND BY THE WAY – For the record, this is really Amber.
Best,
Amber Rose Tamblyn
On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Didn’t sound like u on the songs
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:
Here’s something ONLY YOU would know … One night we left what party..? And u dropped me off where..??
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
On Mar 1, 2012, at 12:00 PM, Amber Rose wrote:
I don’t know what you’re talking about. What party?
Best,
Amber Rose Tamblyn
Tyrese Gibson ************* to me show details 12:20 PM (46 minutes ago)
Never-mind ..
Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson
Joan of LOL tried to kiss the "feel really fucking stupid" part on Tyrese's brain by adding this disclaimer:
Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beatufiul music together.
The only thing I have to add to this masterpiece prank is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! From now, whenever I feel stupid (which is 98% of the time), I'm just going to say "Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson" before walking away.
Oh, and I also have to add that Amber Rose Tamblyn needs to put out an album, because that shit is better than anything the other Amber Rose has put out. Splits on your unibrow!
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Just a thought, but I think Amber and Tina would work great together.
Who the hell is Tyrese? And for that matter who is this ho?
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I really like All in Favor! That is actually a pretty cool song about what is happening right now. The other ones are freakin hilarious, but All in Favor, FUCK YEAH!
You know Tyrese was probably trying to lick on Amber Rose's fish curtains and got caught.
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Brilliant. I think that now that this hilarious crap is out and we know that she can do comedy, she won't have to beg Lorne Michaels to let her host SNL.
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Don't really know who this Amber chick is, but love the joke, Tyrese (why is he a somewhat celeb)? always comes across as a major conceited douchebag.
I'm still dying over this the next day! I get her and David Cross now. He was hilarious on Mr. Show - just don't bother with the first season if you want to check it out, the skits were like musicals.
I guess if you sign off 'respectfully yours' it's harder to email rape someone.
"I got curlers in my hair" didn't give it away for you Tyrese?
I hope him and Amber Rose have a good sense of humor about it. If not they will look really stupid.
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Amber Tamblyn...this is so awesome. Killer rhymes.
And I doubt Tyrese thought this was funny.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:10pm.
What's not to love about Amber when her dad is this
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Thanks for the link; enjoyed watching it.
(And he is funny as Todd Margaret's dad on Cross's IFC show, "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret." [And Amber played Margaret's one night stand who dumped him.])
The bald amber would have never recorded songs like that. Tyrese is an idiot lmao! And I've heard from more than one person that he is a conceited asshole.
I like Amber Tamblyn. First off, her dad is Russ fucking Tamblyn. And second, even though I didn't dig that Joan of Arcadia shit, I think she's smart. Good for her! (Is she a dlister?)
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:45pm.
Seems like an awful lot of work.
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It probably wasn't that much work. Since she writes poetry books/does readings or slams or whatever, she probably had all this shit together for something like that kind of performance and just put it to use here.
I remember seeing Amber on Jimmy Fallon promoting her book of poetry. I thought, "Wow, this is one loud, arrogant bitch." But now she's kind of all right with me.
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Silly rabbit.
Tyrese is such a tool, he was just trying to hit that, plain and simple. And I'm more amused that someone effed with his huge unnecessary ego. This is the same man who proclaims on Twitter that he believes it is the "will of God" that he play Martin Luther King Jr. in a biopic. Um, NO. ____________________________________
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I'm sure this is funny, I just can't be bothered to read all that shit today.
Amber Tamblyn is my new hero. Way to prank the fuck outta someone!
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All in Favor is my new heart song! I needed it yesterday when I was ranting about that asshole Rash Limpdick.
It occurred to me when I was done LOL'ing that this was an odd way to approach someone. I thought in ho-wood people just had their agents contact the other person's agent.
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Okay...so "All In Favor" absolutely had me on the floor.I don't know who this Amber is...but I dig her now.She should release an album / video on Funny or Die. :-) Tyrese is Tyrese. Nobody cares about the other Amber...except closeted hip-hoppers and brothas lookin' for somethin' thick to pound on.
People are so stupid assuming Amber Rose is the only Amber Rose, much respect forAmber T. love David Cross, this couple I actually like.
still better than paris hilton's
"spoken word song" from last week.
This is truly awesome.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 5:51pm.
I was just gonna say I never go that relationship til now. They're both hilarious. I'm officially a fan.
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OMG Now I understand why she is with David Cross. Both have the same sense of humor.
Brilliant!
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This NEEDS to be an album...LMFAO!
"I'm sitting on a lot of magic" bwahaha what a dumb fuck!
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Dude, this is awesome. David would be proud.
Splits on your unibrow!
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my. I never gave this girl much thought, but I sort of love her now.
Amber Rose Tamblyn rules. I want to be her friend.
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All in Favor is hot. I want that track for real.
I'd buy her album.
I am more amused by this than any acting I've seen Tamblyn do...lol.
Ahahahaha! Bitch is hilarious.
That fruit would fuck anybody for studio time and product made. Work of genius artifact at that. The real Amber Rose is happy for the extra 8 seconds and is getting a 9.99 Casio and a 12.99 can of Crisco right at this moment. They should make something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjN2mQ6IYQY Isn’t Amber Rose the one the lovely Khia accused of as she calls it “sucking clits” (S!) from age 9 off the stripper pole?
Bitch got trolled!
This nonsense went on for 5 days? Whatever happened to just picking up the phone and talking to someone?
Also - "clam hamper"?!
Why would someone send Tyrese music anyway? Is he a producer now?
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Seems like an awful lot of work.
Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Tyrese been indulging in a lot too much fine dining. Bitch is F-A-T!
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Don't like Tyrese don't like the whore that is Amber!
Hahaha!! That was awesome!
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Dude. Seriously. I love Amber Tamblyn.
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*sticks out leg*
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Somewhere Paris is jealous... ;D
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Can't wait for this to be on the documentary "Beef 4"'
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Now this chick should host SNL. Where can I download splits? Shit's bangin'.
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Can I be her sister Lisa Rose then?!!
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I love how he signed off on every email as 'respectfully'. Like he just took an email etiquette writing class! I guess I shouldn't complain, though. I read a Shaquille O'neal email and feeling stupider after reading it doesn't even begin to describe it. He's like a barely, functional literate human being.
ROTFLMAO...love the other amber rose <3
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