Everybody's Titty Pictures Are Leaking!
And by "everybody" I mean Christina Hendricks (who is EVERYTHING) and that Olivia Munn person. You might have been wondering why every chichis-lover with internet connection in your life locked themselves in their bedrooms today and stuffed a towel at the bottom of the door so their musky fap fumes don't get out. Now you know why. Cell phones pictures allegedly of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn with their titty balls out somehow made their way onto internet this holy day and I fully expect both of them to pull a Blake Lively by saying, in their best Shaggy voices, that it isn't them.
For real, though, some of those pictures might not be them. The picture of Christina's magnificent chichis in their nipplelicious glory could almost be anyone. It could also be a rare picture of the fluffy clouds in heaven since I'm pretty sure that's what the landscape in heaven looks like. You can judge for yourself by grabbing your Detective La Toya kit before clicking on this NSFW link (via ONTD).
And those captions to Chris Pine on Olivia's pictures are all kinds of hilarious. I need her to write my Craigslist ads! If Olivia wrote that shit, she should really quit everything she's doing and write comic book porn full time. And about that "big, long dick" thing, we all need to see that receipt, in high-res and laminated form preferably.
UPDATE: TMZ is saying that a few sources close to Olivia Munn claim that the pictures without her face fully showing are not of her. Olivia has posted those other pictures on her Twitter before. So there's nipples in the pictures, but the nipples in the pictures do not belong to Olivia Munn.
SECOND UPDATE: Christina Hendricks' rep tells TMZ she was hacked and all those pictures are of her except the full nipple one. So just like Olivia, the nipples ain't hers.
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Christina probably got hacked. Olivia Munn leaked that shit herself because she is a desperate famewhore standing on the wrong side of thirty.
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Submitted by Hellraiser on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 6:00pm.
I disagree. Christina's body is far from average.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:56pm.
Team Christina!!! I don't even like her that much, but hers are kinda casual and have that amateur thing that I always find hot.
Olivia Munn trying WAY too hard. That is not sexy, no matter what you look like.
I agree on all points, except to say that I love Christina. Her shots have a fun sexiness to them. Yes, it's awfully coincidental that these "leaked" two weeks before the Mad Men premier, but I don't care. She looks awesome and in my next life I want to be her.
Olivia Munn...just stop. I have second-hand embarrassment for you. "Note the zipper..." Wow. Note the eyes rolling and the scent of desperation.
The pics of Olivia are old. I remember her posting them when she was on G3
Lick my tight asshole? Slap my pussy?
What fresh hell is this?
I'm out.
Ugh, I love Christina so much.
Wish I didn't have to see that ugly Munn thing.
Not hot. Too much.
On the other hand, Jack with have a coronary when he sees them.
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Whoever Olivia Mumm is, I read on Wiki she's 31. That's one foot inside of an Assisted Living Home in Hollywood years.
By Hollywood standards, she is fat. But to me, she is just fine and everyone is just jealous of her titty balls. If I had a set like that, I'd 'leak' every other goddamn day!
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Why are people so hot for Christina Hendricks' or Olivia Munn's chichis? One has a big set and one has a small set. Both of their faces are fug. Olivia Munn's stomach is fantastic and flat. Christina's figure overall is similar to every average chick I know though she does have lovely skin. These are the facts as I see them. I am trying to think of whose nekkid body I'd really like to see....hmmm...
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She's not fat. Although I'm rather skeptical on the authenticity of a couple things. I'm laughing at the lazy boob shot. It's one of those ' He wants to see my tits but I don't feel like taking my bra off' moments.
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Team Christina!!! I don't even like her that much, but hers are kinda casual and have that amateur thing that I always find hot.
Olivia Munn trying WAY too hard. That is not sexy, no matter what you look like.
MK, Holy Sheiße! Would have been awesome, if she'd pulled a Scarjo but still milky hawt! :P
Pasta sauce nipple covers?!? hahahahahahahaha
ETA: Chichi salsa, LOVE IT!!!
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Those boobs look like a giant ass with two boils on it. Put them away, for the love of God.
HOT.
In and out before all the women come in to call her fat.
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