Sunday, March 4th 2012

Gabriel Aubry's House Isn't Fancy Enough For Nahla

Gabriel Aubry has made a lot of coins from flashing his nipples and beauty in ad campaigns for Charisma, Louis Vuitton and True Religion, but he still doesn't have enough money to give his daughter Nahla the fancy life she's accustomed to. Nahla's childhood will be scarred unless there's the roof of a mansion over her head and she's got a Blue Ivy-approved wardrobe in her solid gold dresser. Gabriel can't pay for that fancy shit himself, so he's asking a judge to force Halle Berry to fill his gold digger jar with enough money to rent a fancy house, buy Nahla fancy clothes and take her to visit his family in Canada on a fancy plane. Basically, Nahla is THAT fancy.

Gabriel wants a chunk load of money including $15,000 to $20,000 a month to rent a house. The judge was supposed to rule on this mess next week, but it's been pushed into April. Gabriel is in danger of losing his custody rights of Nahla, because of the whole "nanny accusing him of raging on her" thing, so the family law judge is waiting for a decision from the dependency judge before ruling on the money thing.

These crazy ass bitches have to get crazy over the tiniest things. You know, I barely visited my dad after my parents got divorced, but when I did I had to sleep on a pull-out polyester couch (again, a polyfuckingester couch) in the living room. That shit was busted and I think the springs in the janky mattress took my butt virginity way too soon. Did my dad ever drag my mom to court to get her to give him enough money so he could give me the life I was accustomed to by renting a glamorous 3 bedroom tract house complete with a bedroom set from Levitz? No, but he should've, because I had to go through his bedroom to get to the bathroom and one time I caught him getting down with my one-legged stepmother. I haven't been the same since. So I say, get that money, Gabriel!

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pixxxie's picture

i like his lawyers comments.. if halle doesn't find his house suitable perhaps she should pay to upgrade it to something of her liking.. and how can she say she is concerned about nahlas safety when he isn't even allowed to be with her alone? theres always someone there. I wish someone would have to supervise halle as she isn't all there in the head.. clearly

Maybe he's just busting her balls because of all the crap she's putting him through to see his own daughter. Whoever said Halle is just a beauty and has nothing else is correct. She can't act and she comes across as a bitch. Oliver Martinez, I'm sure, is attracted by her money and lifestyle also. He doesn't do anything so he can't have much of his own.

TheBreakdown's picture

Halle Berry is the perfect example of someone with nothing beyond the beauty. She just reeks as chronically insecure about everything. She latches on to men that treat her like shit, which leads to her treating herself like shit because that's the only thing she's ever known.

And now she finally meets a man that was willing to sire children with her crazy ass and now she wants to act the OPPOSITE of strong and the ignunt side of wrong?

TEAM GABRIEL.

Because he MIGHT be a bad father. He might be every bad thing that she's saying. But with her track record?

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Sookie's picture

Halle Berry is an ungreatful, mentally deficient ass-tard. The only person that deserves her as a mate is W.O. ... or Pimp Mamma Chris.

also - haha Nahla is ugly.

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Poopele's picture

If he cared at all about that child he wouldn't let her out of the house with those socks.

LMA618's picture

I'm just gonna put this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzM-O4BamM4

Halle going on and on about how Gabriel oozes integrity.

Daniee's picture

He isn't a gold digger at all. Halle makes a fuss to the judge that Gabriel's digs are "dangerous" and not gated enough and all of that crap, he cannot have the child for overnight visits anymore, his lawyer says well, if all that is needed for the place to not be "dangerous" then YOU pay for it. Then Halle's publicist, i.e TMZ turns around and tries to make him look bad once again. Predictable and too bad people are so gullible really.
And hasn't Halle publicly maligned EVERY single person she failed at a relationship with??

loopygorilla's picture

pretty models, regardless of male or female are gold diggers.

gabriel would be the same if he was a female model. he doesnt expect to work for the rest of his life now because he fucked a rich celeb and now wants to be on the gravy train for the rest of his life.

and who can blame these models, they only have their looks to go by, so they are trying to make the most out it before the looks fade and they are forgotten.

kndall44's picture

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This guy was always just a sperm donor for Halle.
Didn't she say as much on Oprah? That they had sex 43 times to conceive Nahla?

He probably doesn't even want 1/2 custody, neither does Nahla. He'd prefer a hefty check and be cut loose.

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FreakGeek's picture

Thought Halle was engaged and moving to France with her latest piece...how does he expect to get any money for housing if bitch is taking his kid halfway around the world? I doubt he'll have Nahla with him very much if Halle moves to France. If he was halfway intelligent he'd ask for her to pay for an apt. in France and his airfare back and forth.

Something tells me this request is in response to Halle complaining to the judge about his earning power and living situation. For whatever reason, I suspect that my namesake is marketing her STAH-POWER as a top reason why Nahla is better off with her and he's like " well, heifa pay me then!" wait ....maybe he'd say "vache, pay me!"..Either way, this story makes me want to choke the be-jeesus outta these 2 selfish asshats. Like there should be a "You're AwfulAwfulPeopleHalleBerry & Gabriel" petition blog set up. And for everyone giving Aubry grief about his profession, um, I dunno, making $100K + is a respectable living for many people so, that's not gonna work. Maybe Halle is going to let loose a bigger, more legitimate scandal about this man but so far she's called him everything from a racist, to a pedophile and abuser. Why the eff did you make a child with him then and even talked about actively trying for another one, fool? Side note: have you noticed that even though Halle is supposed to be tight with her mom, said mom is no longer around ( in photos)? Maybe because she realized that she raised a bat-shot crazy lady.

Seems to me it's never about the child with this Hollywood crowd. Being a decent Dad, and teaching his daughter that life is not all about money would be the decent thing to do.

Now he's just teaching her to beware of male models who will knock you up, and expect a chuck of your earning for the rest of your life.

Whatever's picture

If this is a true story he and Halle deserve each other, both being bat shit crazy. I feel sorry for the child being caught up in two asshats trying to out do each other.

No wonder he was trying to date Kim K. - she's a millionaire.

This guy has no standards if he was willing to date a woman who authorized and profited from a video of her having sex with another man. Who did Kim K date after Gabriel? That basketball dude she married for tv ratings. That was probably supposed to he Gabriel.

The question is also: when will men provide 50% of the responsibility of a child's upbringing, provide 50% with household chores, including cooking and cleaning, provide equal pay to women in the workplace, etc., etc.

Stinks doesn't it ladies? Know you know how the guys feel when they get gold dug.

Kids don't give a shit about how much money you have, they really just need your love and attention.

Katieh's picture

Halle can't win with this crowd. I'm not a fan of hers but the guy is an ass, because there is so much hate for her it doesn't matter what he does, he's still a saint. Face it, two vain, fucked up people it's as simple as that.

PS- those Little Miss Matched socks are $9-$20. a pair . . .

the little pawn is being used by both parents

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

Anyway, as much as I have zero information or influence in the matter, I would love it if these fools could see how they have EVERYTHING they need to create a great family life for this little person who depends on them, and what they don't have they can surely beg, borrow or, most importantly BUY, and for that reason they should put their fucking ego issues aside and put Nahla front and center, where she is supposed to be.

If I could do it all over again with *their* money....man oh man......

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

Just looking at her - I think if she has a parent who keeps her feet on the ground she will probably turn out to be a very kick ass person.

Like a person who has seen it from both sides and knows how to actually live life.

She's no Suri.

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Terri's picture

I think Gabriel is a good dad and was good for Halle, but as her past behavior has shown, she doesn't like good guys. Hence the attraction to this tool.

Then why is he being investigated by the Dependency Court?

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Miami's picture

@Sans: Me too. Trust me. I was obsessed with the guy for a year after seeing him in that movie. But after hearing from Kylie's doctor that Olivier did in fact fuck her over, I am appalled by him. She's cool now and has a nice English boyfriend but that's not the point.

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Submitted by Miami on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 7:57pm.
This whole mess is sickening. I cannot help but blame Halle. If she behaved in a normal manner, I don't think Aubry would be asking for support. Surely he will get it as she is the bread winner.

Olivier was cheating on Kylie with an Israeli model, in Israel, while Kylie was undergoing chemo for breast cancer.

It seems like Halle and Olivier deserve one another.

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Olivier made me all hot and bothered in Unfaithful, but it seems he's a real dickbag in real life. I can only hope that he and Crazy Train Halle don't procreate, ever.

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Miami's picture

This whole mess is sickening. I cannot help but blame Halle. If she behaved in a normal manner, I don't think Aubry would be asking for support. Surely he will get it as she is the bread winner.

Olivier was cheating on Kylie with an Israeli model, in Israel, while Kylie was undergoing chemo for breast cancer.

It seems like Halle and Olivier deserve one another.

cattitude's picture

At first glance I thought "Why is Brad Pitt carrying Nahla around; are the Brange kidnapping her!?"
seriously.

tornadolie's picture

harvey levin always brings up that halle's ex boyfriends call her "halle scary" (get it?) and always makes a point that bitch is a cunt.

team gabriel

Lily85's picture

Halle Berry is such a cunt!
Go Gabriel!!!

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ScarfnBarf's picture

One legged bitches get all the action.

I may be projecting here because of my own baby daddy issues, but I don't see how Gabriel is in the wrong in any way. This man has fought longer and harder than most men would when faced with someone like Halle. Some men wouldn't have fought at all.

The money is not the main issue for him...he just wants to be a father.

I feel for him, and for Nahla.

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suzanita's picture

its bruce bitch...My question is...how long does this girl need to be CARRIED????she's like 4!!! Let her walk!!!!

SANS FARDS's picture

I love how Nahla's rocking the mismatched socks.

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MizRo's picture

*singing jingle* "You'll love it at Levitz".

mike's picture

She chose him because she thought he would make a pretty kid, and he chose her because he saw another income. They both suck.

jelliebean's picture

MK you should have ordered a Jennifer sofa bed, in leather and charged it to his credit card, they have same day delivery.

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Lllololol @ Levitz! *dies* the old Levitz store turned into Room Store which went into bankruptcy & had a liquidation sale not too long ago.

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MizRo's picture

It is a well-known fact that Berry is touched in the head: it shocks me that people revere her as "beautiful" and "talented" when the reality is she is neither.

Now she's marrying the man who deserted Minogue when she got sick and she really believes he'll be fidelitous and steadfast. How delusional.

Team Aubry - I wish all fathers would fight to be with their children.

Naughychimp's picture

I liked him more when he didn't want any of Halle's money but I think she kind of pushed him to this with all her horrid behavior. Apparently, near the end of their relationship, she used to taunt him for "only" making about $100,000/ year and told him he was a loser. So, while I usually despise gold-diggers, in this case I feel as though Crazy Halle almost deserves it.

And yeah, I totally agree that kids don't need huge houses but the legal system seems to think that they need to live at the same level with each parent and ex-wives have been forcing men to pay for mansions "for the children" for decades.

Team Sperm Bank.

kinseyholley's picture

Michael K: Your dad was/is an asshole, and I'm sorry he dropped out of your life because he's missing an awesome son. I bet your mom thinks you're a hell of a lot of fun.

I don't know if Gabriel is really a rager or not - I kind of assume Halle just wants her kid all to herself and to make the French guy the new daddy. Then again, Halle picks loser abusers so maybe Gabby really is scary.

It's unlikely Hubs and I would divorce - but Diva is a Daddy's girl, and Hubs adores her, so if we ever split up, I wouldn't have the option of cutting him out of her life, even if I wanted to. Which I wouldn't, because I love my child and I know that her relationship with her father is way more important than any issues I might have with him. Bitch, let your daughter spend time with her daddy - otherwise you're fucking her up.

These people are so immature. Poor Nahla for having to grow up amidst that mess.

madamejc's picture

Forget these Hollywood assholes. All I read was Levitz..... damn MK

"You'll love it at Levitz...."

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wow, disappointing!

& MK is so funny. Half the time I don't even know who these stories are about (the "celebs") but I read anyway because his prose is just so damn hysterical.

WinterOwl22's picture

Lmao @the last paragraph!

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CokeyBloke's picture

I couldn't give 2 fucks for these creeps, but I'm getting a serious Sawyer vibe from the photo above, and anything LOST related pleases me greatly.

LA's picture

That last paragraph will keep me in guffaws for the next week.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"They don't even need a bunch of toys. My kids have a room FULL of toys but they'd rather cut up empty cereal boxes and paper towel tubes . Any parent can attest to that."

OMG isn't that the truth. I got my nephews a bunch of toys, coloring books, crayons, etc when they first came to visit me. Those little boogers found the boxes I had left over from my recent move and they decorated them with crayons and played with them for HOURS.

I feel so bad for this little girl. Her parents are awful and have no qualms about using her a pawn.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

I believe Halle is cra-zay, but I think Gabriel's pretty shady himself. But right is right, so pay up Halle. She should make sure that the bulk of the money is being used for what he says it is for. Let's see if he chooses to work or lounges about as a "kept" man. If he does, he better save his pennies because time flies and Nahla will be 18 before you know it, and 50 is a hell of an age to try to recapture a modeling career.

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