Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree.
First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children, and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule, she doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behaviour. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the shit he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway.
It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? Nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, non? Totally encourages loyalty.
As you expect, bosses like this always play favourites. Her favourite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation ...even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now.
It’s not Gwyneth Paltrow. (Lainey Gossip)
Let's do the math:Takes a 5 minute break from the ho stroll to throw Arby's at her chirruns for dinnertimes before getting back to the ho stroll +
Is paranoid that her nannies will document her foolery on their cell phones and sell it to Radar for a quick check +
Thinks she's the Whitney to her bodyguard's Kevin Costner +
Totally has her head stuck up fame's asshole -
GOOP = Hmmm. I'm still not sure yet. Wait, if I carry the cunt, I get KATE GOSSELIN?
Which reality show star was spotted acting erratically on a recent flight from New York to LAX? Yes, this person made at least 20 visits to the bathroom on this nearly 6 hours flight, and our spy says that during one of those visits, was spotted reaching into the back of his pants and pulling something out before fully closing the door. And in between these visits? Well our star was just chatting everybody up: From fellow first-class passengers, even making his way past the fabled curtain to shmooze the plebes sitting in coach. Nope, no naps for this guy. Just an apparent bladder problem and lots of talking. He also apparently kept throwing napkins into the aisle, which were quickly cleared by the patient flight attendants. (Best Week Ever)
The Situation? It isn't what you think, though. Bitch probably keeps a tube of self-tanner up his Jersey Turnpike, because he thinks his tan will fade on a 5 hour flight and he always needs to keep his shit poppin.
So, this very solid A list movie actor who has rocketed to almost A+ status in the past year has had a series of gorgeous girlfriends. Back to back to back they have been B+ or A list actresses. Anyway, it seems that our actor is not above getting a little male action on the side. Never a main course, but always on the side. He also prefers them younger than him. Our actor has been sending e-mails to a brand new A list actor who is just getting started with his own franchise. The two actors have been communicating, and even gone out once or twice, but so far the young actor is resisting the advances of the A lister. (CDAN)
In the deepest part of my wet dreams, I want this to be Ryan Gosling, because it's really time for a "Hey boy..." meme. But I'll say Bradley Cooper and that Liam Hemsworth dude?
He used be a genuinely nice guy. Serious about his music, surrounded by people who cared about him, kind to his fans, grateful for his good fortune.
Then he surrounded himself with an entourage of users and hangers-on and everything changed. The members of this entourage are very versatile. His drummer is also his drug dealer. His bodyguard parties with him and engages in Twitter wars for him. The models double as escorts. The rest of the party crowd uses his name to hawk their wares, everything from jewelry to drugs. He doesn’t mind. It makes him feel popular. Then there’s the slimy actor pal who has quite the impressive track record of ruining young lives (and is about to add one more to the list).
Thanks to his choice of friends, the formerly wholesome singer started doing drugs last year… and hasn’t stopped since. He now drinks every day and parties every night. The party usually starts around 4 PM, the shots of Patron start at 8 PM, and then it’s constant drinking and smoking cigars and drugs until 4 or 5 or 6 AM, even when he’s scheduled to work the next day. As he gets more and more loaded throughout the night, he likes to rail about how much he hates his life, how much he hates his family, and about how he’s the one who really deserves the success one of his band mates is now experiencing.
He’s going downhill fast. He’s been blowing off writing sessions and missing rehearsals. The rest of his group (who genuinely do care about him) make excuses for him and reschedule rehearsals again and again. He doesn’t seem to care about anything except the alcohol and the drugs and being the king of his party entourage. He even ditched a charity event last week because he decided that he would rather go party in Miami. He has nothing but contempt for his fans (he makes fun of them and tells them to “get a life”). And all that smoking has completely ruined his voice.
Yes, he used to be a genuinely nice guy. Now he’s just an ungrateful, jealous, bitter alcoholic with a smoke-ruined voice, surrounded by users and losers, hating his fans, hating his life.
We know you’re reading this. Get help, dude. (Blind Gossip)
Joe Jonas and Wilmer Valderrama? And maybe it's because I'm an awful person, but booze and drugs sounds more fun to me than purity rings and Disney songs.
its bruce bitch...The blind iTems are most definitely real...Kristen cavalleri was one and so was snooki....
I think the first one is an actress, most likely Jolie because the 'It's not GP' hint. Why name an actress if the solution weren't an actress? If I really wanted to read into it, GP might have been picked for a very specific reason, e.g. she pretty famous, she's an Oscar winner, she involved in several aspects of the entertainment industry (acting, singing, GOOPing) and quite possibly because she's BP's ex. I'd think if it were a reality person the hint would be another reality person, i.e. 'It's not Michelle Duggar'. Or whomever. My official guess is A. Jolie, but I could buy it being Jennifer Lopez (more likely) or Nicole Kidman (less likely).
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If you don't like Blind Items, don't visit this site. That being said, C-Dan's BI's are torturous. Once again, shitty parents/employers should get reported if it is actual abuse & neglect. Not easy, I know, but it can be done.
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 2:01pm.
Bradley Cooper has been nominated for a Golden Globe and multiple awards in the past year????
Where was I hiding??
Oh yeah, under my Ryan Gosling hologram.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:15am.
GOOP/Jello... *snicker* and *snort/laugh*.
Submitted by Capella :
I think the third one is Ryan Gosling... I really don't see what "sexiest man alive" had done anything of note in the past year to catapult him to A+.
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He's been nominated several times for a Golden Globe and once for an Academy Award.
If it's not the GOOP, then I like Jello for #1... ;D
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i think all blind items are made up. wastes of time.
There are multiple pictures of Brangelina spawn with chips and other kinds of junk food.
Please say it isn't so, Heidi Klum. She has a ton of nannies and her bodyguard is hot. Also, no one cares about Kate Gosselin.
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first one is definitely and positively Jennifer Lopez.
JeLo seems like a great choice for the first one, but one thing bugs me: no mention of her boytoy when talking about the bodyguard.
I'll call St. Angie, since there have been rumors about the twins being delayed, she clearly has no qualms with junk food, and she's famous enough to be "Not Gwyneth Paltrow." The only problem is no mention of their father.
Heidi Klum also seems like a possibility, but she seems to be much more hands-on than the two above. Also, never heard rumors of developmental delays for any of her kids.
And Shitney would be PERFECT for this BI... except I don't think anyone sees her as a doting mother. Her ex still has custody, doesn't he?
What other prominent Hollywooders who aren't Gwyneth Paltrow have a bodyguard AND more than one sprog?
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"All Good Things" was a really good movie. Totally LOVED it, it was right up my alley. Too bad it was overlooked, because everyone gave a good performance.
JLo for #1 is a good guess.
But I have one quibble. Most of the moms with nannies -- especially if they are too busy to be bothered with the kids -- leave the food shopping and kid feeding to the nannies. If a kid is on a special diet, you tell the nanny "X isn't allowed to have any sugar or processed foods because they aggravate his hyperactivity" and they don't give the kids any sugar or processed foods. Maybe the mom gives them junk food to get on their good side.
My sister nannies and she doesn't let her kids eat any crap on her watch. I think there was an issue early on, where the kids complained and my sister said "Well what kind of kids do you want when I leave? Hyper or calm?" It's hard to argue with that logic.
If you watched Ryan Gosling on The Mickey Mouse Club the way I did back in 1994, you wouldn't find him attractive either! He's still a little boy in my eyes!
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#1 is JHO Bag. She is never seen with her kids, and always getting her picture taken. She refers to her kids as coconuts and is ashamed that they are not as pretty as she thinks they should be. She is a rotten absentee mother and uses these kids for photo opps.
She Stinks!
http://enriqueiglesias.com/forum/topics/the-most-ridiculous-hilarious?co...
I truly feel bad for all the children of celebrities - they are fashion accessories just like those poor little purse dogs. I didn't grow up rich & privileged, but at least my parents loved me and paid attention to me - probably why I didn't end up on the pole.
AndI am dead serious here - please explain why anyone thinks Ryan Gosling is hot? He is sooooooo unattractive! NOTHING about him is sexy AT ALL! What am I missing here? And I started watching Blue Valentine and shut it off - it was HORRIBLE! I wanted to slit my wrists it was so painful!
Sorry to all you Gosling lovers....I'll go back to creaming my panties over Ian Somerhalder....sigh
I still don't understand why Kate Gosselin needs a body guard. It's not like anyone wants to rape her blown out pussy(ok, that's not fair) or even get her autograph.
I wouldn't fuck her with Michael K's dick.
Is this really a multiple choice question? When do we hear the answer?
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Don't know about Kate not doing fast food. I just recently saw a clip of Kate on a road trip where she's giving hell to the nanny for not keeping some of the kids' pizza for the bodyguard. Or was that perhaps home-made pizza?
The not Gwyneth thing should point to someone of equal status I'd have thought, so Angie for that. The 'non' thing is just one of Lainey's affectations.
This is St. Angie Jo. I have never seen a pic of another celeb getting food for her kid(s) at MacDonald's. Yet, I have seen several pics of St. Ang doing so over the years.
Heidi's relationship with her bodyguard was overanalyzed on a blog or two like this one http://www.paparazzidiaries.com/2012/01/aspen-co-its-blindly-bright-day-....
If you google Heidi Klum and bodyguard, you will get quite a few pics of the two of them together.
http://modelcandids.com/2011/12/heidi-klum-and-her-bodyguard-grabbed-som...
http://worddork.blogspot.com/2009/04/even-celebrity-kids-throw-tantrums....
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/fzZP0lC9p77/Heidi+takes+kids+McDonald/693...
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.celebritybrands.net/wp-con...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1371889/Heidi-Klum-takes-ch...
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:47pm.
If you need another reason to watch, he does some drag in 'All Good Things'.
Somehow, #1 does not sound like Kate, but whoever it is sounds horrible. Heidi Klum??
All of them but the separated thing fits AngieJo in #1. But who knows, there have been rumors that Brangelina isn't as solid a couple as they'd like everyone to think they are...
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Wow, followed all the links and photos posted on Blind Gossip and the evidence does seem to indicate Joe Jonas. Which I loveeeee.
And the obvious clue (besides the sleazy friend)
"he’s the one who really deserves the success one of his band mates is now experiencing" His brother is on Broadway staring "How to Succeed in Business...".
Plenty of photos of him partying it up in Miami with Fez while his brothers attended a charity golf tournament he pulled out of.
miz cynical & Capella -- miz, the movie you're talking about is "All Good Things." I DVR'd it and haven't watched it yet. I, too, HATED "The Notebook" but loved "Blue Valentine." (I hate sappy chick movies.)
@Capella and Twat Muffin - I didn't get the Ryan Gosling thing in the Notebook. I HATED that movie and I apologize in advance to anyone who loved it. However, after I saw Blue Valentine, I,too, could see his appeal. I'm such a cynic. The love story movie I hated, the anti-love story movie I loved :).
A few months ago, either Showtime or HBO was playing some indie movie that he did with Kristen Dunst that was based on a true story. He was this 80s cokehead, abuser that was accused of killing his wife (Dunst). I don't know the name of it right now, I'll have to look it up on IMDB. I should be taking my ass to bed right now! Anyway, that was a good movie, too. Sounds like I have to see Drive!
#4 can't be anyone from KOL. Believe it or not, they've been around longer than 10 years and are no strangers to drugs and booze. I heard an interview with them a long time ago and they admitted that the album 'Aha Shake Heartbreak' was heavily influenced by cocaine. This is someone with a cleaner image.
A bit OT... But is anyone following the Super Tuesday..?
I'm gonna start biting my nails in a second.
It's not Kate. She'd rather die than give her kids junk food. Everything has to be organic and healthy. I'm not ashamed to admit that I used to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8 so I know this stuff.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:12pm.
Let us redo BI#3 in the style of Stephen King
Hahaha, I love it!
But you forgot to add that the central character is ALWAYS A WRITER, and a relentless babe-magnet... although I don't know how the latter description fits in with John Travolta.
@MissJaneTexas: Maybe this?
http://www.contactmusic.com/news/jared-followill-dating-beauty-patterson...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:02pm.
Is there really a need for these fucking blind items to be the length of a Stephen King ego-trip novel? Oh that's right - they're all made up lies, so no wonder they're all fucking long-winded and tedious.
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Let us redo BI#3 in the style of Stephen King:
"He used be a genuinely nice guy. Serious about his music, surrounded by people who cared about him, kind to his fans, grateful for his good fortune...
Then, he surrounded himself with an entourage of users and hangers-on and everything changed. He turned into a sadistic killer clown ("It") and went crazy on a remote island in Maine.
(The answer, of course, is John Travolta. It's always John Travolta.)
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:05pm.
LOL, Sorry! I hear Victoria's Secret is on sale??? so stock-up!
Capella -- I'm already wringing my panties out -- LOL!!!
Is there really a need for these fucking blind items to be the length of a Stephen King ego-trip novel? Oh that's right - they're all made up lies, so no wonder they're all fucking long-winded and tedious.
Gonna guess Angelina for #1, as I don't think anyone could ever accuse K8 of being a "doting mother". Hasn't K8 been caught slapping her kids?
tl;dr to the rest of them.
I'm not an Angelina hater by any means, but her name came to mind for the first one. The use of 'non?' made me wonder, since they hang at a chateau, and her name is French. Also, I'd read buzz about her son Knox possibly having some issues, not sure what sort.
Her bodyguard, if it's still him, is not hard on the eyes.
I don't think the first one is Kate Gosselin. She isn't separated - she's divorced. She's also been very picky from the beginning about what she feeds her kids. If one of her kids needed a special diet, I would bet good money she would be sure to make sure that kid got his special diet. I'm almost inclined to say Michelle Duggar. I mean, she barely has time for her kids, and when she does, it's because she has scheduled that time in. She can't handle her kids on her own. And we have seen them on countless occasions eating "junk" snack foods and other less than healthy meals. The only part that doesn't fit is the bodyguard giving her foot rubs.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:54pm.
Oh my, that image is nothing compared to the real thing in calm, contained, wet-your-panties, motion.
Just watch the movie from start to finish... And come back here yelling at me about the elevator scene... But don't jump the gun! you need to watch the whole thing, and build towards the elevator scene.
Remember, it's a bit of a quiet movie in the beginning, that builds towards a very sensual violent end.
Capella -- I know, I've been wanting to see "Drive." I've seen pictures of him in that scorpion jacket -- wow.
@oh dave, Hollywood Babylon is a work of fiction, they had a disclaimer on their site stating so... I was disappointed at first, but then relieved, because honestly, some of the dead ones needed arresting and public lynching.
8 points to Octomom as much as K8, I jsut realized. okay I give up.
btw, are blind items always true? hahaha. I was reading Hollywood Babylon yesterday and it talks about how all of these starlets would be arrested and then "the names withheld" and a description given that purposely pointed to the top stars of the day. Most of the readers never heard of the people that the items were actually about.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:12pm.
Hope you saw Drive. Because if you fell in love with him after Blue Valentine, you will definitely lust after him after watching Drive!
#1 sounds just like Angie Ho. We've seen her feed the kids constant shit fast food. She's MUCH busier than Kate Gosselin , as far as schedules go. She has a ton of kids with a shitload of nannies. Certainly one to protect her privacy - so I can see her confiscating cell phones. Plus she has a ton of hired help (bodyguards, chauffeurs, peasants ) to rub her feet.
Does Kate even have THAT many nannies now that her show is cancelled and she cant afford them?
The "separation" may not fit Jolie. But we dont know what goes on behind closed doors ... for all you know, her and Pitt live in different wings of the mansion.
Britney is a better guess that St Angie. I can't imagine that Angie feeds her kids junk food regularly despite that paid photo op she did the other day for MacDonald's. Britney has bodyguard stories floating, but Kate is most associated with her bodyguard. The thing is when they say "It's not Gwyneth Paltrow" it makes you think it's someone pretty big and not a reality show freak. I don't remember Britney being separated... hmmmm. Madonna? No.
I never thought about J-Low or Nicole Kidman. I don't know.
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These stupid blind items just get more cryptic all the time. Now that "celebrities" aren't like they were ten years ago, where we mostly focus on the big-names, it's impossible to figure out any of these but the super obvious ones.
Also, I don't think #3 is Ryan Gosling. Eva Mendes isn't exactly B+ or A list.
As far as #1 goes, even if Kate says she never gives her kids fast food, she might feed them junk. Not saying it's necessarily her--I wouldn't know. But sadly feeding kids trash isn't necessarily "unique" these days.
No way would Joe Jonas smoke a cigar, nor is there a "Jonas Brother drummer". Has to be some group as others have said Kings of Leon. I wish someone would say the reality star ISN'T The Situation and there's a clue in there (naps-napkin) but I think it is him and there isn't.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:00pm.
But which other Kings of Leon is having success right now? Serious question cause I really am clueless.Plus I ran into squeaky voice at a bar over a year ago...and while he was SO nice (probably because I didn't recognize him at first) he was clearly intoxicated. Hmmmmmm...
I wanna know this one....
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Well #1 sounds like Kate - but is she actually still working/doing stuff?
#2 - one of those jersey shore kids
#3 - Ryan Gosling. I have NO idea why cause I normally don't but I find this slightly hot.
#4 - This one made my brain hurt. I have never seen Joe Jonas in a Twitter war...not that i care about a Jonas or have twitter. And he is the most successful of his band members? Or no?
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I thought Kate, too, but comments have made me doubt. I didn't see the clues in the second and third, but "king of the party" is a good catch! @flawsmosis's
Re-read the first and it does say separation, but says the separation was a while ago. I'm thinking the line "Nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8" might point to Kate or why name the time? We know about her and the bodyguard. Whether it's her or Octomom, it's believable either way, and probably true enough either way.
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@Spoiled - thanks for the link. There are others on that blog saying it's St. Angie as well. I like the Nicole Kidman guess too on that page.