Tuesday, March 6th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Now we all know what's shoved up the "softer side" of Sears. Sears has always been known as the place to get a Frigidaire and your picture taken in a glamorous portrait studio session, but now it's the only place to go in the mall when you need the perfect t-shirt to tell the world that your heart (and other parts) belong to butt plugs. Sears pulled this "I Heart Butt Plugs" t-shirt out of the b-hole on their site yesterday, but you can still see it on Google. I'm sure Sears will relaunch it soon with their "I Heart Anal Beads" ass bib and their "I Heart Sears" butt plug. Take note, JCP, because this is how you really burn the ass lips on the anti-gay Christian moms of America.
via Gawker (Thanks, Jocelyn)
i want one
I honestly thought that the offensive/funny thing about this was that they wanted you to spend $350 at Sears, and that they think 10% off is good.
If I ever saw anybody brave enough to rock an "I <3 Butt Plugs" tee in public, I'd give them a hug.
So Mikey, got one in every color did you?
I wonder how that slipped through their marketing department?? ...LOL
Someone obviously played a prank on Sears, probably thinking that not in a Million years would they not notice... 'butt' here we are..GREAT!
HAHAHAHAhahhaha... too funny! ;o)
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:21am.
That must have been a difficult brown decision for them!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that comment is made of yes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
How on earth did that happen? AHAHAHAA!
Hot Slut of the Day is any Kenmore appliance, because they fucking last and last.
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*chuckles*
@texn...we had the copper colored one. My grammy's fridge was a white fridgidaire that lasted almost 50 yrs! The one she had in the basement was the one door model with a freezer she had to defrost.
& that was where she kept her beer...always a six pack of miller in the gold cans. Lol. *good memories*
& & & some of my first memories of her were of the milk man dropping off her dairy products & the charlie chip delivery guy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Is this part of the Kardashian Collection??!!!
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Not surprised. When I worked at Sears as a young buck, all the female employees were players.
Of course, for us mutants in shipping, the women working in the perfume department were the prize. The shoe department girls weren't as hot but were way easier. And kinkier.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
This reminds me I keep meaning to buy a Dlisted t-shirt. I'm going to get "Hot Slut of the Day" and wear it to the grocery store.
The Sears Frigidaire should be the Hot Slut. I'm thinking Harvest Gold or Avocado Green (my mom's choice). Maybe that big rust brown colored one. Now everything is silver or white. Soon 70s-retro will be BACK and my grammy's kitchen will be a showplace worth a fortune.
They only stopped selling them because Tommy girl bought them all to give as Christmas presents.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
For moment there, I thought Sears might sell something interesting! I wonder if they have a hidden "sexual health" section like other stores! Probably not! Basically, if it ships, it can have one, but you'd never know it from their home page! Heheh ;)
" "I Heart Anal Beads" ass bib and their "I Heart Sears" butt plug." - MK you can't make this up, or can you?! LOL!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Thanks to you Michael K I am glad I am not an anti-gay christian mom of America.
I used to think if this hateful god they are taking about hates gays then why are they so talented?
Lol! I had Sears pegged (hehe) incorrectly. I thought it was where you went for a new fridge and some home work-out equipment. Didn't realize it was butt-plug central!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
That must have been a difficult brown decision for them!