I'm So Excited! I'm So Excited! I'm So Excited...That Nomi Malone Is Knocked Up
Not since Jessie Spano overdosed on meth pills has her insides been this EXCITED!!! about anything. Elizabeth Berkley told TMZ yesterday that sometime this summer she's going to thrust thrust thrust out her first baby with her artist husband Greg Lauren. Yes, Greg Lauren is the romance novel cover beauty in the picture above. The wind is always blowing in Greg's luscious mane, his eyes are always sparkling like he can see the sun setting in your eyes and it's always 5 o'clock on his beard area. Nomi chose well.
Nomi's mouth birthed out this block of cheese about her baby news:
"In life there are moments you cherish forever and this is one of them. We are so excited to share this moment and special news! The baby is due this summer"
If Nomi doesn't name her kid "Versacye," I will never forgive her. I will also never forgive her if she doesn't have a pool birth and get Kyle McLachlan to be her lamaze partner, so they can recreate the pool flopping scene from Showgirls. AKA the greatest scene in the history of fine cinema.
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OMG! Her husband is dreamy, beautiful eyes, and nice dark hair. He reminds me of a Disney Prince.
My gosh he is a beautiful man. His blue eyes keep me from panty tingles (blue eyes freak me out), but he does look like he should be on the cover of a bodice ripper.
As far as a pretty baby, that's still iffy. I know plenty of pretty people with oogly children.
She's preeeetttty. And he's preeeetttty. But Kyle MacLachlan nude and fucking in a pool is beeeyooootifu1ll!!!________________________________________________
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It's easy for me to imagine the two of them fucking.
This dude looks like Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid. Congrats to these two people.
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Yes, she was gorge in that movie. I think she was only like 19 when they shot that. And I seriously don't think her husband is that short, because she is VERY tall. Almost six feet tall.
As for the movie 'Showgirls', that movie was just badly written and Joe Eszterhas basically threw that shit out there to keep his name in the paper following 'Basic Instinct'. Although marketed as a drama, if you watch it with a campy perspective, it's fun.
That baby will be gorgeous. Congrats to the couple.
And Lark Voorhies looks like she ran into Ronald McDonald...and he won!
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Say what you want about that piece of shite movie 'Showgirls', Elizabeth was exquisitely beautiful in it. Too bad it was such an exploitive movie which doomed her career forever. She still is very beautiful if this is a recent picture.
And you are right about her husband, he is so "dreamy" looking, its as if he is listening to distant bird songs which is only audible to him, ha ha.
I bet their baby will be insanely good looking.
Actually, her husband is Ralph Lauren's nephew, not his son, but he's still wealthy...and gorgeous. He had a memorable cameo wearing a speedo in "Boogie Nights."
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:11pm.
squiggles and skabazzle
get off the D and go rent this craptacular achievement in film NOW!!!! You won't be sorry.
Haha @MigraineSally, I'll have to Netflix stream it and watch it one night this week.
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I don't have Netflix but I think this may push me over the edge to get it (I also wanna watch ohhh, past season one of Dexter).
Don't be like me and pay for it but never ever use it and be too lazy to discontinue it... I swear, once I'm done working 60-hour weeks I'll catch up on my queue haha.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
The baby will have pretty eyes. I have no clue who these two are though.
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Breaky, Lark Voorhies hit the wall...HARD. O_o
http://livelyindepthmusicent.com/2011/07/05/new-music-lark-voorhies-roll...
I am reading these posts and I must declare some of you some uninformed sluts!
Shame on you! This is the woman who brought us the epic movie history that is 'Showgirls'!
She has always had eye discoloration, just like that trick Kate Bosworth...except with meat on her bones! She's not a has-been!
Where are those other tricks!
Where is Lark Voorhies?! Somewhere on the corner asking for spare change?
Where is that trick with the hyphenate name? Tiffani-Amber Theaseme?! Gone!
Mario Lopez?!
Enough said!
Elizabeth Berkley is a star, the shit of all shits and you sluts stand corrected!!!
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*puff*
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Wow he's cute.
Cult movie, no drug or booze addiction, married Laurens son and is having his baby. It’s strange out of everyone from the old cast- she wins. Yes there are other measures of success but she is doing a lot better than one would expect.
It would be funny though if lauren married her because he is THAT GAY, doubtful but you never know.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:11pm.
squiggles and skabazzle
get off the D and go rent this craptacular achievement in film NOW!!!! You won't be sorry.
Haha @MigraineSally, I'll have to Netflix stream it and watch it one night this week.
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I don't have Netflix but I think this may push me over the edge to get it (I also wanna watch ohhh, past season one of Dexter).
best movie evah.
me likes the scene with ice cube on tits.
name the kid krystal connor.
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The baby's going to have a head like Quagmire's
Gigidy gigidy gigidy
Oh my God, what a truly exploitative, cheesy and unrealistic love-making scene. This belongs in the Vivid Studio collection!
It's no surprise her career never recovered from that movie.
He doesn't appear to be very tall but he's definitely got the Jim Morrison jawline.
Yum Yum
http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_500007349_1_434_593_0_/elizabeth-berkley...
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http://beaumovies.com/gallery/2011/10/Friends-and-Family-starring-Greg-L...
I predict this will be an attractive, albeit potentially diminutive, baby. Maybe she/he will inherit mom's tall genes. I hope they don't give the baby an obnoxious name. Her name is Elizabeth and his name is Greg, they better not name the baby Blue Moss.
And indeed, Nomi is aging remarkably well. Not that 39 is old, but she has been in the spotlight since her teens, after all.
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Greg's got the Brian Bloom dark hair and blue eyes 90's look, or was it Mark Harmon 80's look? There were a bunch of them in the day, Rob Lowe, Jason Patrick...! ;)
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Has half of her eye always been brown? I feel like I would have know that about Jesse Spano.
I wonder if she tried that latisse stuff that Clair Danes and Brooke Shields are always hawking...one of the side effects is "darkening of the eye color which is irreversible"
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 1:29pm.
the 'father' is an attractive homosexual.
HAHAHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Also I'm getting a Patrick Bateman vibe from the husband
I watched Showgirls for the first time when I was attending a conference in Boston. It was snowing like mad outside so the hotel shuttle stopped for the evening. I rented it from the hotel PPV and I swear, I kept calling Mr. Sally back home in Nevada cracking up at how awful it was and for him to go out and rent it ASAP so we could dish on it.
Jackie was it the movie about the photographer lady who's investigating Elizabeth Berkeley's femme fatale charaacter? I was watching that!! I fucking LOVE those cheesy movies!
mmmmmm Show girls......*pushes a bitch down the stairs*
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 1:31pm.
He looks like the 1980-90's idea of a handsome man, he's perfect for her.
^^^HAHA! Word.
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Just so you know, Showgirls is an epic. It seems like it's 5 hours long when it's like 2.
He looks like the 1980-90's idea of a handsome man, he's perfect for her.
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I love her!!! She could have easily gone down the road of becoming an annoying reality star...
the 'father' is an attractive homosexual.
Wasn't MacLachlan on Desperate Housewives?!
I remember the buzz around Showgirls. All the boys wanted to watch but couldn't cos they were underage.
I watched it a few years ago and it's a masterpiece.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:11pm.
squiggles and skabazzle
get off the D and go rent this craptacular achievement in film NOW!!!! You won't be sorry.
Haha @MigraineSally, I'll have to Netflix stream it and watch it one night this week. I'm usually getting home at ten or so so I might pass out before I get to watch it all the way through. I will bust up on OP and let you all know once I've watched this cinematic masterpiece, though! Bahahaha
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Her hubby is fucking hot!
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:04pm.
LOL tojo, I tried to look at his nose or mouth. My friend is one of the sweetest guys ever, and I would never want to make him uncomfortable or self-conscious.
I just watched her in some corny lifetime movie. All lifetime movies should be watched while high fyi. I like Jessie though, she is pretty and seems really nice, and she is looking good after all this time.. Congrats on the baby.
OK, so my post was totally off base. Girlfriend has been working steadily all this time AND managed to stay out of the headlines, AND landed a looker husband with family mojo AND will be birthing the god/goddess of love and beauty whom will save us all.
Awww congrats Jessie!
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I'd totally forgotten about that craptastic sex scene.
Yowza, they are both stunning. Plus bonus points to any actress (working or not) who has been around for a few decades and has stayed out of the rehab/reality TV headlines.
Can't hate anyone who starred in Showgirls. Good for them! The hub looks better than Fabio did in his last "old spice" commercial!
I'm still partial to the emotional french fry scene myself, lol Wonder what hot lips Gershon and MacLachlan are doing these days? ;)
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Yes, he's a little guy. The only man I had the hots for that was shorter than me was Davy Jones.
As the nephew of the former Ralph Lifshitz and being married to Princess Nomi, must be a charmed life indeed.
Lets hope the kid inherits their looks and doesn't get the Willis curse (good looking parents fugly kids)
Tojo,I agree about the wall-eyeed. I had a teacher like this. At the beginning of the year before she knew our names it was really funny. She would look at the students and call on us. We never knew who she was looking at so we would all answer.
Is that a leather jacket she's wearing? She dresses in lettuce leaves for PETA but wears leather?
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Is she still working?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:12pm.
Like Bowie in your avatar!
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Actually Bowie's eyes are green it's just that his left eye pupil is frozen open from a fight he had as a child, they saved his eye but the black part stays the same size giving the appearance of different colours.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:15pm.
That's where i've seen him! The Wedding Planner as JHo's ex! Can't forget a face like his.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:12pm.
I saw them together once. He's kinda short -- like, 5'7 or so -- which kills any possible hot, for me. She seemed really, um, opposite of smart. His birth name is Greg Lauren Smith but he knocked off the Smith part.
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Maybe he's short by comparison? Because she's tall as fuck, yo! 5' 10" (1.78 m)
Looking at her recent pics at imdb.com, I gotta say... Nomi is aging fantastically well!
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