Wednesday, March 7th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Vanessa, the Dutch Olivia Newton-John who in 1982 slathered the music charts with green sequins, polyester bulges, feathered hair and glistening man grease. Before there was such a thing as Dramamine, Vanessa made dizzy hos vomit sequins into their Gold's Gym tank with her song Upside/Down. What more could your ass want from a video? You've got kelly green lamé shorts, sweaty hot pieces with dead eyes who don't speak and Vanessa even makes counting ceiling tiles (1:11 mark) look like a party. This is a Richard Simmons cameo away from being exactly what you'd see when you look at a single sequins under a microscope.
(For Mariana)
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That was before she married her rich husband. After she met him she quit this shit and became "classy".
Got to love the 80's... except for this!
(973) Jersey Strong
I just read all the comments and they're WINNERS everyone! Lol feels good.
Mmmmmm, dutchie TimBits.
that is VISUAL SORBET after viewing those preggy wonk-ass bitches
This is what I'd imagine the early years of Rose Nylon to be like. Hilarious, but I just couldn't keep going after the 1:15 mark. This shit's gotta be like The Ring.
OH GOD I remember her! (Dutch mum, so I was raised having to listen to this on holidays back there). Uhm. She doesn't look like that anymore. And the men in the gym.. Amazing!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 12:39pm.
Thank you for giving me a reason to squeeze in my word of the week: scrumptious. That doughnut looks scrumptiously delicious. Me want!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Hehehe Mickey, when you said Dutchie, I thought of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutchie_%28pastry%29
LOL! Now I'm hongray!!! :D
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:55am.
(Just so you know we are not all complete idiots over here.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ne-XpcZaZ4
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Thanks Mickey, I just listened to the entire song and now have IT stuck in my head.
It's kinda catchy actually lol
can I get there by candle LIGHT..
@Mokum
I'm so happy to see another Dutchie on here! Welkom!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Thank you for posting this video!
Vanessa (aka Connie Bruekhoven) went on to marry a rich guy, got even richer from the divorce and had so much plastic surgery that she looks like a different person now.
She is Holland's number one DIVA
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Breukhoven
Oh yeah, forgot about this: rumor has it she was a prostitute in the The Hague red light district before she started her music 'career'.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
For those of you who can't get enough, here's Vanessa's rendition of "Can I Get There by Candlelight?" It had me in stitches. For the record, her then-husband owns a chain of record stores and has a say so in the Dutch music industry.
(Just so you know we are not all complete idiots over here.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ne-XpcZaZ4
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:32am.
HI!!!! How are ya? :)))))
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I cannot stop watching this. Why?
And on that note, God bless Europe. America is the land where pop star dreams go to die. In Europe, pop star dreams are born and treasured.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:27am.
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LMFAO I've never seen or heard that before!
LITERAL version of Safety Dance while on LSD lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
For once, it's on topic. Legit, cheesy 80's music!
I did love his voice. We had the cassette.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I'm going down memory lane here. Simply the coolest glasses EVER lol!
http://www.vintagesunglassesshop.com/ray-ban%20wayfarer%202%20sunglasses...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0&ob=av2n
From my man David..or as I like to call him Dave when we're hangin out.
Jack's dream girl
Uvy, your link made me LOL thinking about him being on "The Voice". Imagine that soulful black man's voice and the judges getting all excited and then they turn around and see gingey dork. AH HA HAHAHAHAHAH!
She's supposed to be naughty but she looks like a televangelist's wife.
I like the song, though. I have a thing for bubblegum pop.
Uvy!!!! Ahahahahaha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The nonsense lyrics make a Britney song sound deep. Why doesn't she try a language she knows, like Dutch?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
ALL HAIL THE NATIONAL TREASURE OF THE NETHERLANDS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&feature=related
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:06am.
LOL! Shiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt....
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 10:34am.
Hahahahahaa the 80's were so fucking lame it's awesome!!!! THOSE SHORTS the guys were wearing LOL
lolololll!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:00am.
Let's Get Physical
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OMG.... Ass.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Paris Hilton THIS is how it's done.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This looked like the intro to a very bad musical porno. Just BAD, and not in a Michael Jackson "Beat It" sort of way.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 10:50am.
I'm just crakin After the Fire's version right now.
and you're right Jake, I've got it stuck in head too.lol!
Ahh the 80's..I'm a big New Wave fan actually and I LOVE the Talking Heads so I thought I'd tag this on because it's an awesome version and this whole show was EPIC!!
What a brilliant way to start a concert, just one guy walking out on stage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pCZ5E5tn4I
Yes, I won't be watching this. I already have Let's Get Physical stuck in my head just from the picture alone.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
omg, i'm so glad i wasn't gay in the 80s. it would be so much more difficult to get turned on from the men in the gym
I love how all the male models are giggling. I hope they at least pulled down enough of a paycheck to buy lunch.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
@ Whamo Another 80's classic...
der kommissar
And there were so many versions of it - Falco, After the Fire, and even some chick sang it. Couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting it on the radio, lol
Whamo - a very good one... I will be singing that shit all day now.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
This tune will be stuck in my head all day. I should probably call in sick to work so I don't kill my coworkers with such musical genius.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 10:34am.
Ewnt 99 red luft balloons!!!
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Another 80's classic...
der kommissar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw
Are the guys always laughing because they can't believe they're a part of something so cheesy?
Everything about this PLUS "sweaty hot pieces with dead eyes who don't speak" - YESSSSS! #onmute ;)
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
"Dizzy but okay" is what I'm going to say when people ask me how I'm doing today.
Hahahahahaa the 80's were so fucking lame it's awesome!!!! THOSE SHORTS the guys were wearing LOL
Ewnt 99 red luft balloons!!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
this is magnificent with the sound off...at the 1:44 mark, i soaked through my pantyshield...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Such a terrible song, excuse while I got poke out my eardrums.
I hung in there for 40 seconds but has to stop when I noticed my brain sliding out my ears.
All I can say is nice tittys.
She looks like the cracked out version of Krissy Snow!
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