Tisha Campbell's Husband Is Wrecking Jada And Will's Perfect Hetero Home
You might have had this rumor whispered into your eyes before since it's older than Jada Pinkett-Smith's favorite strap-on in her box of toys, but it made its way onto the cover of Star Magazine this week. Duane Martin, Tisha Campbell-Martin's husband, and Will Smith have been best bro friends for a million years and some say that they're so close that Duane's thighs have brushed up against Will's ears more than once. Star's source says that Will is spending so much time with Duane that it's making Jada lift her head up off of her side piece's crotch to reach for the divorce papers. Uh huh.
Duane and Will have gone on vacations to Miami, Trinidad and Las Vegas together, and another source basically said that if you want to know what Duane's ass smells like, just ask Will to breathe in your face. The source put it like this (via HSK):
"Jada can’t stand Will’s relationship with Duane. She feels like Will flaunts it in her face, hanging out with him every day and taking him on exotic vacations while she’s sitting home alone.Will and Jada’s marriage is completely fractured, and it’s only getting worse as Will spends more time away with Duane. I don’t know how much longer they can live this way. It’s only a matter of time until one of them makes the split official and files for divorce.”
HO, PLEASE. Any Scientology minister will tell you that the secret to a long-lasting marriage is to close your nostrils to the scent of wet butt sex coming from your husband's bedroom and vice versa. That is why I think the world will get a sequel to Woo (please let there be a sequel to Woo) before these two bitches get divorced. Will can frolic over yonder with Duane, Jada can frolic over yonder with her piece and when they need the publicity they'll frolic in front of the cameras together like one big happy married heterosexual couple. It's the perfect marriage. If the beard doesn't itch, why shave it off?


Shemar Moore IS hot: he and Paget Brewster are both on one of my fave shows - "Criminal Minds".
Interesting article, lawsuit to follow.
Its soooo good to know that I'm not the only one who has a soft gspot for Shemar Moore. I've loved him since Young and the Restless days. sigh.
I only need him for the first hour!
Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe
yucko: Will Smith is lying about his age. This likely dates back to the Fresh Prince days - not too unusual for young actors to skew themselves younger for a part. If you notice, childhood pal Jazzy Jeff is (at least officially) several years older than Smith....
Smith is in his late forties, which is why it looks like he's been aging poorly.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:53am.
Tisha Campbell Martin has sarcoidosis, the same disease that killed Bernie Mac.
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I knew she was battling a form of disease, but I didn't know this was it.
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OH MY GAWD, Will Smith is so gorgeous and what he sees in Jada (besides a manly pseudo-woman), I have no idea. There's no way he's gay but thanks for the fantasy.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:26am.
A rumour about 100% boring people can be lukewarm at most. Let's move on to something hotter please.
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why do you think we keep talking about shemar moore?
/sharpening blades
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:54pm. -- "sequels for I am Legend, I Robot, Hancock"
yep, world is definitely ending this year. definitely.
Submitted by Memyselfandirene on Thu, 03/08/2012 -2:18am.
Don't let you kids hang around this type of people
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Seminole-County-FL/Christine-Swa...
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Someone who is guilty of contempt of court? Really, if you're trying to blow somebody in, just say so, don't pretend it's some new kind of horrifying crime.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
My friend said to me the other day that Will Smith was aging poorly, and I disagreed with him. But now that I see this picture, I might have to change my mind. He's not wrinkly or anything, but he's kind of got "old man" skin, all splotchy.
We all wish he was gay but I think it's just wishfull thinking.
Tisha Campbell Martin has sarcoidosis, the same disease that killed Bernie Mac.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20464772,00.html
_Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 9:36pm.
Uhm. Is he the little boy who used to be on "Julia"?
Nope that was kid called Marc Coppage. I loved that show when I was a kid myself. The little boy was so adorable. Remember his best mate Earl J. Waggedorn???? I remember thinking how stunning Dianne Carroll was.
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Lalamaria, good to hear you survived the wrath of Nurse Ratched in one piece! The DL does that for a lot of people! Be well and let us know how you are doing! ;)
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
I knew Fresh Prince was a bum buddy with somebody... but I thought it would be Tommy Girl.
I'm very late jumping into this discussion, but am I correct to assume that the line forming to get at Shemar starts behind LaChaylo? Or is this like a take a number situation? :)
maybe tisha says this kinda shit to duane on the regular..and that makes him run to get that cock action from some who appreciates saggy ass balls...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wvnkkpv5AM
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Roseanne Barr
I wonder which one gives up the ass and which one is the top? Or maybe they flip flop?
Submitted by KA on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 1:03am.
Submitted by lastdiva on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:14am.
His nose needs Spanx.
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i just spit water all over my couch
Speaking of, I just bought my first pair of Spanx off Ebay. Just got them today. They are MUCH cheaper (USD48) than what I would have paid in my own country. They arrived last night, just in time too. Bought a boat load of fitting clothes this month. So excited!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
Yikes. Once again: dude, with all that dosh you couldn't go for a pretty young piece? Smith has got JLo-itis. Jeebus.
Neither Will nor Jada has been particularly circumspect about their marital arrangement. They've got kids, so why not stay together until they're in college and/or out of the house? It isn't as if their lives will change appreciably until then.
@ warmjuice/Thk u- hangin in there but high fevers are a beyotch..did I double post ? Confusion...
So basically you are telling me when Jada leans in for a kiss, she smells Duane Martin's cock breath.
the fresh prince of belair loves the cock...
I know someone who's husband spends all his vacations abroad with his 'best buddy' and none with his family. However, she insists that they are no more than friends. I've told her to call their hotel to check if they are sharing a room, but she's too nice for that.
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aw please keep everyone posted lalamaria
@warmjuice- thank u! So far the cocktail of meds are helping a tiny bit...although Those high fevers are a beyotch
"If the beard doesn't itch, why shave it off?"-MK
A jaw breaking punchline.:-)
Man, Scientology = Gay w/ Beard. Either you come into the fold that way, or you are bent that way later. I can only assume they have reached the highest Thetan level.
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
Will Smith
I bet poor unfortunate Sonny Bono never got that high. He must have been to straight to bend.
Don't let you kids hang around this type of people
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Seminole-County-FL/Christine-Swa...
" Money is not everything, but it might be everything you need "
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 9:37pm.
Maybe if a gay man fantasized about a man, he could. Or maybe a handjob could get him up to the point of an erection?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
A rumour about 100% boring people can be lukewarm at most. Let's move on to something hotter please.
Oh my god, the imagery of the line, "If you want to know what to know what Duane's ass smells like, just ask Will to breathe in your face". Gross, but hilarious.
Jada definitely has her own pieces on the side, as well.
I have met Duane Martin and I didn't find him to be a very nice person. This a long time ago but I have never forgotten what a douche he was. Funny thing too because I was at the mall recently in Sherman Oaks grabbing a bite to eat and noticed that the lady in front of me in line had a really, really dirty diaper bag. Like a filthy, never-in-it's-life-been-washed diaper bag and I remember thinking how disgusting it was. The lady turns around and it's Duane Martin's wife Tisha Campbell. Such a shame to have all that high and mightiness when you're really just nasty people in every sense of the word. If this story is true...Will Smith could do way better.
Submitted by Capella on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:13am.
Hmm, I really don't mind if you ladies and gents wanna have a go first at Shemar...
The boy obviously needs the practice before getting to someone of my... appetite and expertise
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Fine, I'll take him. Clearly "I saw him first" does not apply to all these BOLD bitches up in here. Lachaylo, I hear Kanyeezy is free.
Submitted by lastdiva on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 12:14am.
His nose needs Spanx.
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i just spit water all over my couch
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Just wanna say all you in this forum
Helped me survive my horrendous night in the ER with 105 fever and my pancreas falling out- your comments helped me forgt that my lovely nurse kept morphing into Casey Anthony
On topic thinking of tv to do list and Shemar....hot but i wanna do Grissom in the rainforest in costa rica...mmmm
La Chaylo hilarious video Holy hell American women..."stay away from me"...! Send them out to fight ha ha!
*Will moves into bachelor pad*
Why is it always a "bachelor pad"... why is it not just an apartment or condo, or whatever??
He's not cute enough for Will.
His nose needs Spanx.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Hmm, I really don't mind if you ladies and gents wanna have a go first at Shemar...
The boy obviously needs the practice before getting to someone of my... appetite and expertise.
*Do I hear Limbaugh calling me a slut and prostitute?*
I know you guys are all talking about getting on Shemar first but he belongs to me. We have something special between us I swear.
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Within Reason, thank you! I have to fight for my man Shemar Moore's honor and package!
interesting...hmmm. I recall hearing rumbles about tisha & duane bearding each other years ago, so this isn't too surprising.
whatever, they are all boring anyway.
Oh, oh, SHIT just got REAL!
LaChaylo, backup has arrived! LOL!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
*takes earrings off and puts clean underwear on*
Ladies, let's keep it classy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Djrh2yNPPg
NDN - indeed!!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 10:56pm.
Hold up! Let's leave the hotness that is Shemar Moore out of this! He's on my to-do list, tyvm!
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settle yourself!... some people don't have the time to browse such a looong list.. heeheee!
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hahahahahaha. . Bazinga ! !
oh dave, MIB 3 is supposed to be released in May. And Smith has a shitload of projects listed on his imdb (including sequels for I am Legend, I Robot, Hancock).
I think $cientology *would* leak this stuff, to put the fear of Xenu in Smith and any other gays. Leaking stuff via blinds might be Miscavige's way of putting the tip in, so to speak.
Martin was a funny show. Anyway, I don't think Scientology would drop gay bombs on celebrities. I read that there is pressure on Will to do a new film. I don't remember the numbers, but in just a few years films he starred in earned a LOT of money, enough that when he relaxed his schedule it hurt. Those producers and the companies behind them are the most powerful people in the business. Maybe stories like this are part of their negotiation tactics. Maybe he is asking too much money to do a new film or something.
It's not Scientology because they wouldn't risk alienating the other gay stars in their organization, in my opinion.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
i'll cut a bitch over Shemar
The line to bone Shemar Moore starts behind me.
This is some old gossip. Apparently several years ago, Will bought him an expensive ass car and everybody raised an eyebrow.
http://www.bvnewswire.com/2007/09/11/duane-martin-finally-coming-out-and...
Will and Jada also produced Duane's crappy UPN show "All of Us". I think the Smiths are both bisexual.
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Say what? They want to breakup? MK's right, these two should just keep the good beard-game going as long as they can...
"if you want to know what Duane's ass smells like, just ask Will to breathe in your face" - Oh MK, please stop... ROFLMAO!!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
You all may have mentioned him first, but Shemar is mine. He is just beyond yummy.