Panty Creamer Of The Day: Lenny Kravitz In Interview Magazine
I really can't read a book (you can stop right there and that statement will till be 95% correct) unless its cover is splattered in leopard print and the words "Jackie" and "Collins" are somewhere on it, but my eyes ate up that Hunger Games shit like I was John Travolta and it was a Dominican man ass. There's not even any sex in that crap! If the first five pages of a book don't talk about "drops of sweat trickling down his plump nipples," I usually throw it in the recycling bin, but I got through the Hunger Games in record time.
Anyway, Lenny Kravitz plays Cinna in the movie and I never pictured him as that character. I pictured a cross between Mondo from Project Runway and the Filipino Power Ranger with a touch of Wilson Cruz. I watched some clip of Lenny in action last night and I still wasn't convinced. But if there's one thing that can convince me, it's Lenny flashing his shaved nipples over a skillet of scrambled eggs in Interview Magazine. You can't ever accuse me of not being easy.