Panty Creamer Of The Day: Lenny Kravitz In Interview Magazine
I really can't read a book (you can stop right there and that statement will till be 95% correct) unless its cover is splattered in leopard print and the words "Jackie" and "Collins" are somewhere on it, but my eyes ate up that Hunger Games shit like I was John Travolta and it was a Dominican man ass. There's not even any sex in that crap! If the first five pages of a book don't talk about "drops of sweat trickling down his plump nipples," I usually throw it in the recycling bin, but I got through the Hunger Games in record time.
Anyway, Lenny Kravitz plays Cinna in the movie and I never pictured him as that character. I pictured a cross between Mondo from Project Runway and the Filipino Power Ranger with a touch of Wilson Cruz. I watched some clip of Lenny in action last night and I still wasn't convinced. But if there's one thing that can convince me, it's Lenny flashing his shaved nipples over a skillet of scrambled eggs in Interview Magazine. You can't ever accuse me of not being easy.
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Lenny is said to be horse-hung.
Are there photos for verificatia?
Lenny Kravitz is the perfect casting choice...
for my COUCH!
I would hit that until it fell off.
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An his jeans look unzipped a bit in the front.... all ready to dig right into.
aaaaaawwwww. Andy Warhol is getting a boner in his grave.
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To quote the sexy and sassy Lafayette Reynolds:
"That boy is sex on a stiiick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is'.
He is beautiful! *sigh*
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he is veeeery playbi
I'm seeing him next week in concert. Zing! Dude has mojo.
WANT.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
My favorite character in Hunger Games is Finnick. I wish they'd cast Cillian Murphy for the role. I know he's 35 but he LOOKS 25 and has the light, sexy eyes. Alex Pettyfer might be good too.
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"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" - Patrick Bateman
Never did anything for me. Nice bod though, but he always seems like he's in a bad mood.
He makes my ladyparts quiver...he is so fucking hot.
What a waste! He's straight....and perfect.
oh god you all will throw stones at me, but he does nothing for me.
I could stare at him all day long. I love me some Lenny....
Yes, he's very hot...
....but he is sooooo not Cinna...I, like Helena who posted below and like Michael K, pictured someone entirely different...Lenny Kravitz does not in any way, shape or form channel the young fashion stylist, Cinna...Kravitz is "alternative/
rock star" & does not have give off that Fashion-boy vibe...Hell, I live right near FIT in NYC & Lenny is so not the Fashionista type...He's the quintessential East Village or Williamsburg alternative rocker stud who can get any woman to take her panties off in a nano-second...
My impression of Cinna is that of a slender, twinkie kind of guy and yet not flamboyant at all. He is very sophisticated and yet a down to earth humanist all in one...I for some reason pictured a handsome guy of Asian Indian descent...
I’d sprinkle some black pepper all over his eggs.
Seriously... how did this man stay so damn fiiiiiiiiiine? So many men are doing it wrong, but damn is he doing it oh so right!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 3:56pm.
He is very sexy, but his head is disproportionately large for his body. Like Prince.
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^^ This. And his no-neck. I'm 5'7 (BH is 6'1), so I'm not a giant, but it's not a matter of height. It's just that lack of proportion that I'll never like.
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Submitted by christine the hoff :
He is handsome, for sure, yet somehow he doesn't do it for me...
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Ditto.
He is very sexy, but his head is disproportionately large for his body. Like Prince.
5'8? Is that in Tom Cruise or Liam Neeson inches? Never been with a shorter man, I'm 5'9. Looking good for 47 though.
I totally pictured Cinna as an effeminate Asian fellow in his early thirties. But my husband—the one who got me to read The Hunger Games in the first place—seems to think that Lenny Kravitz is perfect casting, so I'll reserve judgment till I see the film. Also, I've never really found LK attractive, but he looks robo-hot here. I would in a heartbeat.
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Devil's advocate.
mmmm i love getting older grrrrr
Well for not being a reader, MK is an excellent writer. I've found that those two rarely go hand. Kudos MK! :-)
There is just something so undeniably hot about a man that knows his way around the kitchen.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Zoe Kravitz isn't as hot as her parents, but nowhere near as unfortunate as a Willis girl.
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Douchechill!
*fans self* He is one fine motherfucker.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
dude is 40 plus?? He's still lookin' foiiine.
I think I read the Hunger Games books in like three weeks and I will def be seeing the movie. He did a promo appearance on Chelsea Lately and he was looking GOOD. She was coming on to him hardcore the whole time and he finally threw her a bone and said he watches her on the tour bus and thinks she's pretty lol.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
He makes my skin crawl.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 2:16pm.
I've seen Lenny live.
HOT AS FUCK. That is all I have to say.
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You took the words out of my mouth :) Saw him as an opening act this summer and he was so burning hot, I wasn't the only one creaming my panties. I never cared for him before, but oh my my, even from my nosebleed seats, I found him magnetic. Yeah, he's short, but fuck it, it makes for perfect coital alignment.
oh god, MK me too. I just zipped through those books (loved the first 2, the last one not so much). Lenny Kravitz as Cinna is some hot casting. Too bad that he....um never mind.
No thank you...he was with that smelly hippy (and I like hippies!) Lisa Boner.
used to love him until he cut his dreads off
I'm with MK and other people I talked to who thought Cinna was Asianese, but I"m willing to give Lenny I try
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
He does bring out the sessy during his performances. Total turn on, however, he just doesn't do it for me. I mean, I could totally to his music but just not with his smelly pits.
Sorry. Double shit
He's good-looking but not my cup of tea.
There's a ModCloth dress on the sidebar that looks like someone got murdered in it.
wait, wait... i take back the fact that he got to nail Lisa Bonet(no, not really), and the fact that he's a rip off artist that has no original talent on the guitar(no, seriously.. not really)... i think that i don't like him because he puts forth this Bohemian shit stack that has nothing to do with the fact that he was, and always will be the privileged douchbag kid of Roxie Roker trying to play like he's actually run times in a bus to get where he is today...
sorry, all... you can commence panty creaming for this dipshit now, i'm done.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Minus his freaky navel, Kravitz is fiiione!!
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 2:37pm.
because you were so nice i'll take your sloppy Shemar seconds. however, the rest of you bitches are still getting cut.
That hot piece of ass has always been my #1 celebrity crush...I don't care that he's short or that he smells...I would do him until he was sore...
Well you know what my mama told me about short men?
When you're nose to nose, their toes are in it -
When you're toe to toe, their nose is in it.
double double
Lenny looks like he smells of B.O. covered over with patchouli oil. No thanks.
I don't think he is talented, he doesn't do much for me in terms of sexy times and his fucking nose ring needs to come out.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 03/08/2012 - 2:39pm.
Christine The Hoff
It was your suggestion :)
yeah, I remember.. LOL it's great!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOLOLLLL snowy is such a snob!
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Christine The Hoff
It was your suggestion :)