ASkars And Charlize Theron Found Love In A Gay Bar
The literary beacon of truth that is The National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) has put ASkars, Charlize Theron and a gay bar in the same story, and have given me the beautiful image of those two blond giants eye fucking each other as a go-go boy's ass cheeks wiggle in the background. ASkars has backed away from an Olsen and fallen right into the golden crotch on Charlize Theron. Some source says that Charlize and ASkars strolled into GYM Sportsbar in West Hollywood, ordered two beers and then found love in a homo place. The source said this about Charlize and ASkars' time together:
“They ordered two beers and went to sit on the patio. I realized it was Charlize and her date was Alexander Skarsgard. It was clear they were a couple, holding hands and staring into each other’s eyes.People said hello, and they were really nice. After about 45 minutes, they left with their arms around each other and drove off in the same care.
Another source said that Charlize is busting nuts on the inside over ASkars and they went to a gay bar, because they didn't think anyone would recognize them there. Um, is GYM one of those "in the dark" bars or is 99.99% of its clientele completely blind, because what self-respecting gay dude would not recognize ASkars? I could be blindfolded in the basement of GYM and I'd know ASkars walked through the front door, because my asshole would start blowing out the melody to a Swedish Viking song.
Anyway, can you imagine watching these two fuck? It would be all legs and all blond hair. If you want to know what it looks like, pull off the legs from a Ken Doll, pull off the legs from a Barbie, grab a blond weave track, dip all of them into lube, throw them into the dryer and press "air dry" before fapping away.
• 
Happy to I Love You Quotes
knew about another love story,I'm hoping they will going on and mu best which-es for both of them,nice to read this site.
wow. this is like hitler's wet dream...
too far?
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
It's obvious he took her to his favorite gay bar, there is a blind item about him that he likes to be tied up to a bed and have random men take turns with him.
askars certainly has a type.
I can get behind this coupling. They would make the most beautiful babies ever.
Now that is a sex tape I'd watch.
Beautiful couple: I have always loved Theron.
I've seen her interviewed several times and find her intelligent, sexy and humble. Gotta love her.
Wow- I would love to see these two going at it.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:18pm.
re: gay bars - great places to pick up straight chicks, ba-buttons has scored there more than once. Their guard is down and gay bars lack that predatory, meat market feel straight clubs have.
*************************************
I miss that about gay bars. Ever since the internet caught on, there are hardly any more predatory brick'n'mortar meatmarkets anymore. The fact that straight men can and do go in them without feeling uncomfortable with the xray cruise stares is a testament to how the gay scene has degenerated. Sic transit gloria.
As for ASkars, his body is to die for, buthisface.. He'd be handsome in an unremarkable way, if it wasn't for those nasty huge ass bags and dark circles under his eyes. Those are seriously the biggest undereye bags I have ever seen on anyone under 50. They remind me of scrotums, and not in the good way.
That's one good looking couple. To everyone saying he isnt hot enough, pshh to each their own I guess. He is hot, and better looking than any of her exes. if they are in fact dating, it's a major upgrade for the BOTH of them.
she was bearding for him that night ... he was there to meet me.
-------------------------------------
Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
How could I have forgotten this earlier? Here are the Viking Kittens singing Electric Six's "Gay Bar." So appropriate!
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar
-----------------------------
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Huh. I thought she was a lot older than him but she's only a year older.
I think she's a vast improvement over the skeleton-like Kate Bosworth (and I've lost all respect for Michael Polish now that he's become Bosworth's last-ditch rebound chump). Skarsgard has really traded up if he's with Theron now. Hope it's true - they can only do each other good (and yeah, they'd have some fine looking babies for sure).
Not like it matters, but she kinda socializes and drinks with just about EVERYbody, so it does not exactly mean they are humping.
On related note...I hate it when guys try to hit on me in gay clubs. I am there to dance and not hook up. Plus, they always have to make some lame point about how they are certainly not gay. I DON'T CARE.
If this is true they are both bearding for one another. Akars is gay
Anyway, can you imagine watching these two fuck? It would be all legs and all blond hair. If you want to know what it looks like, pull off the legs from a Ken Doll, pull off the legs from a Barbie, grab a blond weave track, dip all of them into lube, throw them into the dryer and press "air dry" before fapping away.
Thats fuckin gold right there people.
________________________________________
America.. fuck yeah!
I can't stand Charlize! Askars makes my gaydar PING!
random thought: she probably went to a gay bar because she likes it up the butt and gets to be seen with a hot guy. win -win.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 5:28pm.
Haribo, yes!! A candid shot from a telephoto lens. I agree, she was always cute but she just seems to be getting hotter with age. *fans self*
____________________
hahah nice! and yep, very true. she's actually one of the hottest actresses ever imo. beautiful face, body and she's also smart.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I want to her with someone tall, dark and handsome.
Haha urmomma, brilliant! Where'd I put my kevlar?
I really can't picture these two together for some reason. They look totally mismatched.
_______________________________________________
"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Submitted by urmomma :
*whispers* This could get serious. You might need to bring back up.
I could hang out with the pink viking while y'all wrassled with Charlize.
NOW THAT IS A PLAN! Let's make that happen.*gets camera*
**********************************************
*sharpens shank* Ahem. :-P
Too...much....nordic....blonde....perfection.....
*esplodes*
►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄
Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
The image of them fucking like Ken and Barbie with a blonde wig on Ken is why Michael K is the most fabulous blogger on the planet.
All other pale before him.
All other wish they were him.
All hail Michael K!
______________________________________________________________
Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I should be offended by this, but I"m not.
This is a coupling that doesn't bother me.
She hit the sheets with Ryan Reynolds for a while, but O Canada wasn't cutting it. Too busy enthralled by BlakeBush. His loss.
I can see them together because, honestly, they are both foreign national and have a different sensibility than Americans. So this might be good.
At least he's with a mature woman and not these daffy ass, insecure little twits like Bosworth and Bad-Nose-Job Olsen.
______________________________________________________________
Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Haribo, yes!! A candid shot from a telephoto lens. I agree, she was always cute but she just seems to be getting hotter with age. *fans self*
GYM Bar is NOT one of those dark gay bars...at all. It is very bright and open, the patio is right off the sidewalk on Santa Monica blvd. The bar itself is pretty mall, and the whole front is made of glass. There is no dance floor or vip area. You can see into the bar or patio from the street or sidewalk.
sweetass, isn't that lady in ur avie charlize?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
the guy isn't my type.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
They would have an invisible child
charlize is damn gorgeous, however i've seen some pics of her from back in the day and she was nowhere near as hot as she is today.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She is smoking hot. He better play his cards right.
-----------------
"Bye, Whore" -MK
Oh poor Sweetas' predicament! *very sad* Maybe they won't last... and you can be there to pick up the pieces Sweets. hahaha
On a serious note, he seems really laid back and cool which is right up her alley. And doesn't he love down-to-earth hot blondes, well there you go. ;)
And Papa Askaars is smokin' *fans self*
♥---♥---♥
"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Submitted by grommet on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:23pm.
? I really don't care, they would be great on the red carpet and they'd surely give Brad and his hag a run for their money.
------------------
I agree. They would look soo incredible arm in arm at events. I'm so tired of Bland Pitt and Angelina No-lie. And thsi coming from someone who used to L-U-V Brad once upon a dream.
I see why people say he is hot, but ASSkars is not hot to me. Sure, he has attractive features, but he doesn't emit any HEAT. And there's something about him that I cannot exactly put my finger on that does not gel well with me.
And he's Swedish, so he's gay anyway by default.
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals©
Oh, please let these two skip off into the sunset together and de-throne the mighty Brangelina. May they have litters of towheaded puppies together.
Now what moniker shall we assign this pairing?
------------------------------
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I wouldn't mind seeing that sextape!
I think Charlize is smokin' hot and adore her the same way some gay men adore Cher. She is a goddess!
I love ASkars as well, however I do get other people's distaste for him. I didn't get it either when I only saw him in pictures. Even though he was a model, I don't think he photographs well. I don't like the way he looks in pics. However he has a certain je ne sais quoi about him in his physical interactions that attracts and draws me into him, and lanky and pale blonde is not at all my type. But I sooo would with Askars.
And I love these two as a couple. I love Askars enough to know that when a fine woman like Charlize comes along, he needs to jump on that.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:28pm.
I don't think vampire dude is hot.
Charlize though, I'd have to fight Sweetas for a lick.
*****
*whispers* This could get serious. You might need to bring back up.
I could hang out with the pink viking while y'all wrassled with Charlize.
NOW THAT IS A PLAN! Let's make that happen.*gets camera*
*********************
I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
*drunk dials* Charlize baby I LOVE lYOU SO MUCH1!! I'Ll CHANdGE BABY! JUSST COME HOM3
Um, sounds like any other night in the gayberhood for me and my gays...
I don't think vampire dude is hot.
Charlize though, I'd have to fight Sweetas for a lick.
MJT: I will stand strong as the lone Rianna loonie but i will call on you for back up when necessary!
***************************
"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
A reason why Charlize Theron is not as much tabloid fodder for the media is because she mostly keeps her private life private and she is not known as a man-stealer/eater.
Or maybe she keeps her shit private because she's lickin' on Sapphic Sundaes every chance she can get?
If I were a woman, I'd go gay for her, just for the bragging rights alone!
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals©
She could do better!
------------------------------------------------
I have never loved life so much.
ASkars gives the illusion of being a hottie, but after careful consideration I dare call him a 'nottie'.
------------------------------------------------------
"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Now that I'm really thinking about this, I have always heard whispers about her so that's making me think maybe he isn't straight? I really don't care, they would be great on the red carpet and they'd surely give Brad and his hag a run for their money.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:18pm.
Ugh, yes and as much as I want to hate Rhianna as much as everyone here her album is actually good. I've heard so many great dance remixes..and I love the Love In a hopeless place song. Outside of that I think she is an idiot....but whatever.
Ontopic: Charlize is hot.
**************************************************************
#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Charlize can do no wrong in my book, so if they're happy together then I wish them all the best. They'll make beautiful babies for sure.
Charlize is simply divine.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:17pm.
Yes, I saw it. She was perfection in that white dress. Not only is she hot but she looks like she would be a LOT of fun.
**************************************************************
#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
MJT: i was just about to post that , I am singing it in my head now
DAMN YOU MK!
***************************
"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky