Friday, March 9th 2012

Lindsay Lohan Goes Back To The Ginge

It looks like Debbie Harry's plan to get Lindsay Lohan off of her look by sending her a box of Samy Fat Foam (in shade: rust water) worked, because here she is sashaying around a parking lot in L.A. yesterday with a ginger mane spilling out of her head. LiLo hasn't been a ginger for a couple of years and many have said that if she went back to her original color she'd no longer look like Hatchet Face's grandma whose greatest achievement in life is making the cover of Faces of Meth Magazine: AARP Edition.

So did LiLo prove that the ginge cures everything? Sort of. Anything is better than that yeast infection hair color she had before this, but I still want to sprinkle salt on those lips to find out if my 2nd grade best friend was telling the truth when he said that a slug's greatest enemy is the Morton Salt Girl. LiLo's next stop on the comeback turnpike should be to go back to her original face. Rewind, bitch.

Posted by: Michael K


That's her color, it suits her so well. I never liked her dark hair looks. I wonder if she used black hair products to keep her color nice and shiny.

lcd's picture

Does anyone know what kind of sunglasses she's wearing ?? I want them

filthy cute's picture

She still looks like a bloated piece of shit!

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REDMOND's picture

Bitch should have done this years ago. Too little to late Hohan. Its over!

Freak Speely's picture

She's got a Ronnie Milsap type of face going on in those last two thumbnails.

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LL is just like lipstick on a pig

Remove the lipstick and what do you get?

Nothing but a phuking pig.

MizRo's picture

The colorist used Bloho's t-shirt as a color template.

Too bad her face will never "rewind" and frankly, there comes a time when you have to assess your life and maybe come up with a different game plan.

I LOVE red hair. I used to dye my hair (medium brown) red back when I was a youngin'. Actually I'd put a rinse (semi-permanent) in it, I didn't need to cover any grey hair back then. I'd go from almost fire engine red to a deep chestnut colour and everything inbetween. Those were the days, before I got old and grey lol.

Cake666's picture

Fucking finally, gingers should be proud of their pale skin & awesome hair..fuck blonde, dime a dozen.

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justincase's picture

If she has a puffy face it may be due to bulimia.

justincase's picture

My English gran used to delight in pouring salt on the slugs who dared to venture onto her garden pathway. I remember being horribly fascinated and always kept a side-eye on her after her exploits.

As for LiLo, I guess she heard the clarion cry for ginger. I think it is too late - she may be a redhead again but she is no longer a cute kid with passable acting skills.

Event Horizon's picture

Me and my cousin did the slug thing when we were kids, I think my Aunt told us about it.
Anyway we went outside with a canister of Morton's and that sidewalk was noting but green slime by the time we were through. I was either 4,5, or 6 at the time so I didn't fully understand the concept of death but I remember being greatly awed by it....

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TrashyWilma's picture

I did once sprinkle salt on a slug to see if it was true. The slug was serenely slithering across the concrete. He probably woke up that day and didn't suspect anything would be amiss in his slug-filled life.

I poured the salt on him and watched him curl up into a ball of dried up poop. Just like that, his little slug soul had departed. I felt like a psychopath, went to my bedroom, cried, and discovered America Online.

And this is why I don't go outside much anymore.

Bossy's picture

@yucko, the ombre look happened naturally for me during the summer too, fun look

yucko's picture

I like the color ok. Upon closer inspection, maybe it's kind of carroty and could do with a little more red, but I prefer the lighter color in general. I didn't like the really deep red. In general, I don't like it when people dye their hair really dark red. It doesn't look natural, or good in an intentionally-fake way. The only people who look good dyeing their hair deep red shades are ones who already have very dark hair. Regardless, the WHOLE look is a major improvement. While I'm sure easily deluded people like the Brangeloonie types will fall for this crap and see it as an immediate ascent towards career recovery, I think the rest of us are too smart to fall for that shit. So, you get a point, Lindsay, for looking OK. That's it.

Both of my sisters have relatively light hair color with red tones, and I have very dark brown hair--probably as dark as brown gets before actually being black. The youngest one has this kind of honey/strawberry/light-medium brown hair color that's kind of unique. Actually, mine was pretty reddish when I was a toddler, and then when I was a kid in old pictures I had this cool 'ombre' thing going on with medium brown hair at the top and blonder towards the ends. Wish I could get my hair like that now. Blah blah blaaaah...

loopygorilla's picture

oh lindsay's comeback is in the second phase.

she'll probably star in Mean Girls 3: The college years.

where Cady Heron ends up doing heroin, cocaine, xanax, ambien and elephant tranquilizers. sleeps her way through all the sororities, bangs the professors, hooks up with a lesbian "ipod shuffle" DJ, steal joolry, runs over a mother with pram, turns up in court, does community service, goes back to high school in Mean Girls 1, but she only ends up fucking the entire teaching staff and seduces Damien "who is too gay to function" during a drunk night at the local bar where the reminisce where Cady Heron's career was after Mean Girls 1 and how she fucked it up. Cady then cries on Damien's shoulder before seducing him and giving him a bj, the end.

WinterOwl22's picture

Well, well, well...

I've always wanted to dye my hair a shade of red. My sister doesn't want to do it cuz she says that my hair would have to be bleached and when it's dyed, the red washes out quickly. I'm so disappointed. Ladies, if you are a natural redhead, please keep it. It is so unique and beautiful.

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Scott in NYC's picture

One of her better decisions! Lindsay is so much better with her real color.

johnnysgirl's picture

"Rewind, bitch."

HAHAHA! Love you MK

oh dave's picture

Wig out? The last two pictures look like there is a whole lot of forehead going on. It's a big improvement and I can't even hate the shade. She could have picked one of Rihanna's castoff colors.

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I've been waiting for the return of the old fire crotch! Yes!!!! It really does look GREAT. I hope she leaves it this way fahevah!

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I Did not even read MKs poetry. I actually gasped and said Oh My God. IS Blohan on the upswing? we all snark and straight out hate on her.

Hmmmmmmm . . . .

Every frakkin time I ignore this bitch, she finds a way to compell me to comment.

Filthy Nasty Pig Skank, no matter what color her hair.

SANS FARDS's picture

It's too little too late. She'll always be a frizzled out bottle blonde to me.

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LMA618's picture

She was a self hating ginge for long time. Red hair is nothing to be ashamed of, it's gorg. She destroyed herself denying who she was. Allotta like MJ.

SoulTaker's picture

A few years ago, she briefly went back to red hair -- a really gorgeous red, imo. But, of course, the idiot dyed it black or went blonde again (I can't remember) only a few weeks later.

Hope she stays red this time AND goes back to that rich, darker red she used to have. (bet she won't though)

SO much better.

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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 4:07pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:57pm.
FINALLY. And I don't understand ginger hate- why wouldn't you want someone with unique hair? Red hair is breathtaking to me. To have that naturally is amazing, imo.
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I agree. All three of my sisters have red hair. Mine is dark brown. I was so envious of their hair colour when I was growing up.
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Kiddo is a ginger with green eyes; everything this brown-eyed, brown-haired girl wished for when I was little. Her color is so stunning that strangers used to ask for locks of it so they could take it to their colorist. (People are nuts.)

SavageLettuce's picture

I read this as "Lindsay Lohan Goes Back To The Minge." And I didn't bat an eyelash.

that is NOT a look for Spring you fool

FreakGeek's picture

FINALLY she does something to make herself look less like a used up, trailer park meemaw. Now, if she'd just lay off the lip injections, she'd look halfway like she used to. And she looks noticeably paler than usual, so maybe she's getting the picture that the fake orange tans aren't doing her any favors either.

But, knowing Lilo has shit for brains, she'll probably be back to blonde in a month or so.

CheeryBitch's picture

A quick glance at the banner pic and I thought that was Khloe Kardashian. Anyone else see it?

Datura's picture

Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 2:32pm.
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If she is on anti-psychotic and that's making her face bloat than there's really nothing to be done about that right now except keep trying different meds but her mental health is more important in the long run.
Then she needs to stop being such an asshole. The end
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I hadn't thought about anti-psychotics being a cause for the bloat. That's a very good theory. (I think that's what made poor Sinead O'Connor gain so much weight all of a sudden).

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Autumn colors look good on her. I hope she sticks with it, or plays around with different shades of red, that whole "ginger in denial" blonde was just awful.

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Datura's picture

Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 3:57pm.
FINALLY. And I don't understand ginger hate- why wouldn't you want someone with unique hair? Red hair is breathtaking to me. To have that naturally is amazing, imo.
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I agree. All three of my sisters have red hair. Mine is dark brown. I was so envious of their hair colour when I was growing up.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb

FINALLY. And I don't understand ginger hate- why wouldn't you want someone with unique hair? Red hair is breathtaking to me. To have that naturally is amazing, imo.

crazyinjapan's picture

Well, it's a step in the right direction, but she should have listened to people when they told her she was naturally beautiful. Now I'm afraid she can't go back.

cprincess's picture

well thats an improvement!
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guruXen's picture

I agree that it's the wrong shade of red, but still sooo much better than the white blonde shade of death she had before.

I was also wondering about the bloated face. I thought maybe she was actually fat, but had just had a bunch of lipo treatments. Bulimia sounds more plausible though.

Thank u Freshfacestripper- yeah being bulimic was not a good time lol glad it's over.

U r sweet. xoxo

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dirty sancho's picture

This is infinitely better than platinum blonde but nowhere near as good as she looked eight years ago.

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It's about damn time. She already looks closer to her age.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 1:33pm.
Wish someone had run past and shouted, "NICE WIG!"
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LMFAO....then she tweets that everyone loves her new look

freshfacestripper's picture

Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 03/09/2012 - 2:27pm.
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Also her face is bloated because she is bulimic, trust me, I was for many years and my body was pretty thin but my face was "pretty" but puffy looking. Looking back at pictures I looked like shit but I literally couldn't see it at the time.

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well, shit...im happy to hear you are not bulimic anymore :) bless you ,baby xoxo

She needs to go a little darker red, keep her gdamn roots in check- she just got it done for gods sake, and she needs to lay off the gdamn extentions. They age her and don't look good at all.
Then she needs to not get so much shit in her lips - about half would look good.
Then get a better wardrobe- no more fucking open toed gladiator shoes and tit sagging dresses.
Then she needs to take care of her fucking nails and teeth.
If she is on anti-psychotic and that's making her face bloat than there's really nothing to be done about that right now except keep trying different meds but her mental health is more important in the long run.
Then she needs to stop being such an asshole. The end.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

Her hair looks like the color you would shit if you were really sick in a strange and foreign country with no hope of medical attention.
Also her face is bloated because she is bulimic, trust me, I was for many years and my body was pretty thin but my face was "pretty" but puffy looking. Looking back at pictures I looked like shit but I literally couldn't see it at the time.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

Fujicat's picture

"why is her face so bloated? it's like celeb freak drug death's do not scare the bee jee sus out of these starfucker's. and, that whole terry richardson story is sad. this girl is in serious need of a real love."
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Stripper,I think she's on a boatload of anti-psychotic/anti-depressant meds, which will bloat the face.

I also suspect all the facial implants aren't holding up well under the pressure of being inside of someone who has abused their body with drugs and alcohol for years, hence her face falling at only 25.

The dye job looks better, but doesn't look natural.

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letinstar's picture

last thumbnail...the wig is about to take flight...
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LOVE IT!!!! Hooray! I was looking at a picture of her platinum hair earlier this week and thinking she would look better with more color. This is nice with her skin tone, so much more flattering. A good sign she is making a wise choice!

LOVE IT!!!! Hooray! I was looking at a picture of her platinum hair earlier this week and thinking she would look better with more color. This is nice with her skin tone, so much more flattering. A good sign she is making a wise choice!