Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest bitch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, "I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose."

How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. "Oops. I did not know you were here." Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses' trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other. (CDAN)

The former size queen tween bitch: Amanda Bynes?
The goody goody diva bitch: Jennie Garth?
The show: What I Like About You?

If "RDJ" says it's so, then it's so!

I just wish the producers of that mess turned the cameras around, because obviously the real show was going on behind-the-scenes. Who knew that there would actually come a time when we would all slow clap for Amanda Bynes' ho shit antics.

This B- list foreign born always movie actor just recently got engaged to a very high profile actress. Doe she know about the two employees he is sleeping with whenever he comes to town? (CDAN)

Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry? Halle should only be shocked if Olivier Martinez actually kept his crotch baguette in his pants, because that would be a first.

Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will be a wedding.

They want to hold off on the announcement of the pregnancy until April even though she will probably be showing before then. In the meantime, they’re going to have to rewrite that song: First comes PR… then comes baby in a baby carriage… then comes marriage. OK, maybe the song won’t be a hit… but the baby will sure be cute! (Blind Gossip)

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake? Can't doctors somehow find a way to transfer the TimberBiel fetus to Justin Timberlake, because I'd much rather see a million staged photo-ops of a knocked up Justin Timberlake than a knocked up Jessica Biel.