Halle Berry's Engagement Ring Tells A Beautiful Story. Barf.
Olivier Martinez made it clear that he's riding shotgun without a helmet on the crazy train by confirming to reporters at the opening of his restaurant in Miami that he's engaged to Halle "I Will Never Get Married Again" Berry. Olivier should've given Halle a suicide pill ring, so that when she's choking him out during one of their many fights, he can end his misery by leaning over to chew his way to a quick death. But instead, Olivier gave Halle an emerald ring he made with jooree designer Robert Mazlo.
A source type tells UsWeekly that Olivier wanted to give Halle the "most beautiful ring ever made" and also wanted it mean something. Olivier took some ancient mystical quiz called the "Alchemy Test," which is made up of several questions asking for Halle's favorite colors, numbers and shapes. Robert Mazlo decoded the answers to design the perfect emerald ring which tells Halle and Oliver's story.
Isn't that special? I'm guessing that the emerald represents the color Halle will turn when she busts into a jealous rage after watching Olivier innocently talk to another trick. The diamond represents the maniacal twinkle in Halle's eye. The yellow gold represents the jaundice Olivier and Halle will suffer from after they suck the life out of each other. Robert Mazlo is right! That ring is perfect.
The source says that the ring is one-of-a-kind and I say that it's something you can get at QVC for just 4 easy payments of $29.99.
Speaking of precious gems, here's rare crazy diamond Victoria Silvstedt at the opening of Olivier's new restaurant in Miami over the weekend.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 1:21pm.
The ability of some to flit from romantic relationship to romantic relationship boggles my mind.
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I concur... one minute 'i'm so heartbroken I need my space...i'm just soul searching now...' next minute 'He's Hot we're getting married!'
I have an aunt who does that alot, and she wonders why she's ALWAYS depressed! *sigh*
Silvstedt was born in 1974?????? I simply cannot believe that! Jane Fonda looks younger! hahaha ;D
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫
wow olivier martinez is looking beat!!!
I'll pass on Kylie Minogue's seconds.
Anyway KYlie is with another french hottie piece now, damn there are soo many french hotties!! imma move my ass to paris and start bar hopping.
I remember reading awhile back that Gabriel had a cool restaurant in NYC and guess what? She screwed that up for him too.
I think absolutely everything she does is to get to Gabriel (or whomever is currently on her hitlist - classic borderline personality stuff) and I doubt if she even experiences feelings of love.
Sorry for DP!!
Ah, these two deserve one another....he doesn't have many friends either.
Whether he is an unbalanced, vindictive psycho-cunt though, I have no idea.
I don't beleive anything Halle has said about ANY and MANY of her exes. She doesn't even care at all that her latest one had a child with her.....to her it is the same as everyone else.
I knew she was going to marry him. It's her MO. She only married Eric after she ran down that family of 4 and left the scene. And showed up with that little band aid on her forehead. And told anyone who would listen she "blacked out". Everybody was making fun of her azz. And she thought her career was over. Eric was there to pet her ego. And tell her the run over will blow over. I'm sure Oliver is there making her feel like they can beat the Canadian hottie. And flee the country with sole custody.
Kylie Monogue has to be laughing her ass off. She got him when he was somewhat hot. She can watch this fuckery from afar.
Every time I hear about this Halle Gabby daddy dramz, I watch this and just laugh. Crazy doesn't just show up, there's always signs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzM-O4BamM4
I know he looks ill to me. He is not that old and he was so hot not that long ago. Cigarettes will do that. Heavy smoker?
Wow. What the fuck happened to him?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
"She-Bitch is rushing into marriage with Olivier because she wants to present herself as a happy family to the courts so she can get full custody of Nahla in a move to France."
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: her poor little girl. Ugh.
"Cuntmatized? Titmatized? (It's certainly not her ass)"
According to Al Sweregen, the proper term is 'cuntstruck'. You're welcome.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
She-Bitch is rushing into marriage with Olivier because she wants to present herself as a happy family to the courts so she can get full custody of Nahla in a move to France. She'll toss Olivier over as soon as she's gotten everything she wants. Olivier's dick has never known a lonely night so he'll be fine. Aubry, on the other hand, will be axed out of Nahla's life.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Just watched The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone - Olivier was beautiful back then.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:13pm.
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Haha Deb, I see you are a language lover too! ;)
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫
"About 20 years ago I remember seeing her in a restaurant in Chicago. She has definitely gotten prettier with time. She was cute but not as lovely as she is now. Its amazing what a new nose, haircut and eyebrow grooming can do."
AGREED!!!
http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=halle+berry+1992&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox...
http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=halle+berry+boomerang&hl=en&client=firefox...
"I thought emeralds were supposed to be "unlucky" for engagement rings. They're very soft gems that are easily scratched. That doesn't lend well to symbolism, and what not..." Yeah, like Datura stated, you shouldn't pick emeralds for an engagement ring - or, any item of jewellery you plan to wear daily - since it's a (gorgeous but) very soft stone that scratches & chips easily... just like their relationship will!
I don't think they'll end up getting married. Olivier wanted free press - note how he Klassily announced their engagement to publicize his restaurant opening - and Halle wants to sway the judge to let her take Nahla away from Gabriel to France.
Why do so many minor celebs open restaurants. As one of my friends stated, "It's a great way to make a small fortune. Out of a big fortune." Which celeb restaurants have actually succeeded? Expensive vanity projects, almost all of them.
Believe it or not, Victoria Silvstedt used to be very pretty... about 200 surgeries ago:
http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=victoria+silvstedt+1992&um=1&hl=en&client=...
Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 4:49pm.
Amen. She needs her daddy in her life for that at least - otherwise she'll have no stability at all, with mommy trotting new "daddies" in and out of her life all the time.
Submitted by ripvannikki on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 3:47pm.
I gotta remember that phrase. Sort of the vampire vamp, huh?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That poor Nahala she will have so many "daddies" in her life.
France doesn't want this bitch - they have enough problems. Who does she think she is, one of the Coneheads? And Olivier better retain an attorney now... It never ends well with this drama queen. She will accuse him of some unspeakable act also. Run! Fake your death! Anything, just GET OUT NOW!
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
Wait a minute. Martinez is opening a restaurant? Is he a chef? Where'd he get the money? You know it's crap.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 1:21pm.
The ability of some to flit from romantic relationship to romantic relationship boggles my mind.
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But that's the Hollyweird way. The only one I can think of who really mourned the end of a relationship is Jennifer Aniston. The rest seem to find another significant other in about a week.
Olivier used to be hot but he's not aging well. The graying hair isn't helping.
my roommate is honduran and she told me they have a term there that trnaslates to white liver (higado blanco) and it basically refers to women that cannot be satisfied be it sexually or otherwise and these crazy mujers end up sucking the life out of their lovers.
Halle is a higado blanco and she has stolen all of olivier's hot.
She will end up having more husbands than Elizabeth Taylor.
Am i the only one who is suffering from Lindsay abstinence today? :(
Fake engagment. Totally PR arrangement. Martinez's real current girlfriend is a young blonde woman and they've been spotted together.
Am i the only one who is suffering from Lindsay abstinence today? :(
This man has aged terribly and needs to get his hands out of his friggin pockets when posing. He was hotter than hell in Unfaithful and now looks a 63 year old with eating and meth disorders.
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Dark-sided!
He better buckle his seat belt and get ready for a wild fucking ride with her! She is nuts.
fugly ring imo.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 2:41pm.
Whamno - Halle is batshit fucking crazy with severe daddy issues.
Every break up she's ever had she's accused those men of deplorable things.
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She's that bad eh! I know she's said some pretty crazy things about her ex but I never realized she was that batty! It's a shame she's that pretty AND that crazy I guess.
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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Whamo : Don't know who the blonde chick is but DAMN she looks like a pre-op tranny with that busted look she's got going on.
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She's a tacky, busted ho who let some balding, rat-faced guy go downstairs on her in broad daylight on a public dock. I don't know what she's "famous" for either though and don't care enough to find out.
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In broad daylight! LOL, well then, she kinda went up a few points for THAT slutty move.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 2:01pm.
Sit your PUTTANA ass down, you PUTTANA!
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BRAVA, withinReason! BRAVA! Te capiche, eh?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Next!
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Next!
The worst thing is that this whore is never challenged or called out on her bullshit in any area of her life. She's so fucking delusional.
While I concede that crazy is good to a certain degree, once you start dragging children into it IMO you deserve to be fucking shot. And I'm not even a parent.
Submitted by Whamo : Don't know who the blonde chick is but DAMN she looks like a pre-op tranny with that busted look she's got going on.
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She's a tacky, busted ho who let some balding, rat-faced guy go downstairs on her in broad daylight on a public dock. I don't know what she's "famous" for either though and don't care enough to find out.
Doesn't that blonde "date" rich old guys for a living?
Hmmph! I think a black diamond would have been a better choice to match her cold, hard, black heart. Non?
That green does nothing for her skin tone anyway.
When someone's been married twice, I dunno, that is NOT a good sign. Why are people so fucking stupid?
Whamno - Halle is batshit fucking crazy with severe daddy issues.
Every break up she's ever had she's accused those men of deplorable things.
I wonder what's wrong with him? cause Ms. Berry never seems to attract normal.
He'd better get Keerazy a mood ring too so he knows when she's gone from looney tunes to bat shit to outright kill-a-bitch.
You can totally see where Kim K is losing her hair in the photo where she's ducklipping and holding her sunglasses.
When you have naturally thick hair like she does, why would you risk losing it to make it look a little fuller? I don't get it. Stupid whore. It seems that no matter what you do to "enhance" your looks, you wind up ruining what you set out to enhance. Extensions rip out your natural hair, for veneers, they grind down your natural teeth (!!?!?), etc.
Ooo, I didn't read the whole post. She bought him a new restaurant. Didn't she buy one for Aubrey too?
I've been hearing about how crazy she is for the last 20 years. About 20 years ago I remember seeing her in a restaurant in Chicago. She has definitely gotten prettier with time. She was cute but not as lovely as she is now. Its amazing what a new nose, haircut and eyebrow grooming can do.
Don't know who the blonde chick is but DAMN she looks like a pre-op tranny with that busted look she's got going on.
I don't know much about Halle's ex but is it possible he's a dbag like Halle says he or is Halle really that whacked out?
He used to be really hot. She has already ruined him.
Aw man, she said she was never getting married again and I, like a dumb bitch, believed her. Marriage and crazy don't mix too well.
Why is she even bothering? I know he has to eat but I don't see the upside for her.
So we have the pairing of a well known womanizer, with a well known kray-kray carrier.
Now, she's moving to France? Halle Berry, you are NOT Josephine Baker!
aside: Nahla might be truly fucked in the game!
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anyway what the fuck ever Halle go have a can of Glucerna and sit the fuck down.