Monday, March 12th 2012
Kim Kardashian Has A Few Words For Jon Hamm
You know how Jon Hamm called Kim Kardashian a "fucking idiot" and said she and Wonky McValtrex are rewarded by society for being stupid? Of course, Kim Kuntrashian responded to Jon on her Twitter today and tried to sound classy even though she wouldn't know classiness if it shot out of a professional athlete's dick. This is Kim's response to The Hamm:
I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, “stupid,” is in my opinion careless.
If you wipe the bull shit from that statement and run it through Google Translation (from "Whoreanese" to Truth Talk), here's what comes out:
I heard Jon Hamm's comment about me 3 milliseconds after he said it, because we have this satellite in space that sends a signal to the butt plug up my ass every time a famous person or member of the media says my name! I am a firm believer that everyone should talk about me as much as possible and that not everyone takes the same path in life. But you'd be stupid to not take the same piss-stained path I took, because I'm rich as shit! I don't work at all and I don't even respect myself. I don't run my own businesses, I can't even produce a shit without Ryan Seacrest's help, I don't know how to write, I don't know what the word "design" means and the only thing I've ever created is a new strain of herpes, but I'm still way more rich and famous than Jon Hamm. So Jon Hamm can call me "stupid" as long as he keeps saying my name!
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Gotta love Jon Hamm. Nice to hear a celeb who calls it like he sees it instead of giving the politically correct answer or trying to kiss hollywood's ass.
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Mr. Hamm = funnny/talented actor
Kim Kardashian = foreign scum
Michael K (writer of this article) = bad person for pointing out Kim's bilingual identity and casting it in a shameful light.
Get laid, sweetie, and I'll keep you in my prayers.
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As IF you fucking pray! yeah. hello. cuntifer.
Love his comment, even if it's blindingly obvious. Team Hamm!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
If I had a nickel for every time I've said this to a woman.... :P*****
Hahaha, jack you went "there"!!!
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 6:09pm.
lol girl have a seat. People laugh at my bitchy comments here from time to time. When does anybody here ever have a reaction to you except to fight with you every. fucking. day.? Get laid, sweetie, and I'll keep you in my prayers.
by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:58pm
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Yes, because you sit on these threads sounding so fucking intelligent. Please. Bitch, shut your hole. You're a snarky miserable rag, yet you seem to think that passes for funny or enlightened. Fuckin' delusion never ends.
I get the argument people make when they say why is it that only the women are targeted. But the thing is who is a male reality star with the cultural clout of Kardashian or Hilton? And Jon Hamm very specifically used gender-neutral language. He called them "fucking idiots" not "whores" or "sluts". Nothing Hamm or Daniel Craig said was misogynistic. They called out useless people who capitalize on their fame of doing absolutely nothing. If you cannot make this distinction you are not thinking properly.
I do however hold society responsible for creating a culture where women have the opportunity to sell themselves as sex objects instead of other professions. They build them up and tear them down.
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Trailer Trash.
Momma Pimp milking this for all the publicity they can get. Jon needs to pee on all of them, they love that shit and might STFU.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:58pm.
So, no I'm definitely not going to "go there" with an idiot who never shuts the fuck up.
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If I had a nickel for every time I've said this to a woman.... :P*****
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I think I just got banned from the Celebitchy comment section for not liking Jon Hamm. Oh well hahahahahaha
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It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... It sure beats doing it. - Jerri Blank
Hamm was right and that HAM should have kept her mouth shut like classy people do, because haters gonna hate and could not care less if it's careless.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Despite her looks, Kim's upbringing has been about as 'Housewives of _____' as you can get. She acts like a typical rich valley girl who only remembers she's half Armenian when it suits her interests. So this whole thing about how Jon Hamm is a racist for calling out talentless bimbos is bullshit. He also included Paris who is as phenotypically white as you can get! Are white men generally more privileged in this society: YES. Look at the people in positions of power and tell me that's not true. But that fact is not relevant to the discussion at hand. Remember the Snoop Dog video? I rest my case.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:41pm.This thread was about an actor speaking out against a skank. NOT whites & blacks. But some asshole has to throw out there.. " powerful white men picking on beautiful stupid money whores" .. to make a point which was meaningless.
... and yet you've spent your whole afternoon arguing said "meaningless" point.
Don't worry I'm not going "there" with a motherfucking ignoramus like you. You are brain dead. And a huge fucking imbecile. You are known for these mindless, endless rants of yours on Dlisted day after day after day.
So, no I'm definitely not going to "go there" with an idiot who never shuts the fuck up.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:59am.
I realize that, too. Just some little sad troll. Let's ignore it and it will go away.
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No - wont go away. Been coming here for 3yrs and counting ... ironically, have NEVER seen you. TROLL.
I honestly hope you're not as fucking stupid as you've made yourself look with this moronic comment and its insinuations.
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Dont go there. I'm sick and tired of hearing the "white" banter! FUCK OFF. Blacks can hate on whites and I'm suppose to believe that it's not racist because WHITES hold all the power?! Again, FUCK YOU. There's a black President in office but apparently that's still not enough to make some believe there has been a shift in thinking. Our country has come a long way. Be proud.
This thread was about an actor speaking out against a skank. NOT whites & blacks. But some asshole has to throw out there.. " powerful white men picking on beautiful stupid money whores" .. to make a point which was meaningless.
He's just an actor, and it's not like it's the world's hardest job. Most people work their asses off their whole lives and never see fame for it. Why are we giving this guy so much credit for the same shit almost everyone else does?
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No, it's not the worlds hardest job ... but how can you compare him to a dirty hole like KK ... he's actually intelligent, hard-working AND good at what he does ..acting wise. Sounds like the guy has a Moral Compass!
It's nice to actually hear an actor speak out about this reality bullshit. Makes me believe there are still people with integrity in Hollywood. He doesnt need to kiss up to her - he's telling it like it is. It's refreshing!
I think most actors are over rated - believe me. But I find it more disturbing that people such as Kim or Paris fall into fame by spreading their legs and the public buys into that bullshit.Lets face it - neither one of them needed to do that in order to make a living. They both come from upper crust families.
Our society is going down hill without brakes if we continue to praise these dipshits, along with the Housewives phonies.
Hamm speaks for many !!!
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:28am.
WHO holds the power? Uh, right now, in the US -- that would be our President - who is black.
I honestly hope you're not as fucking stupid as you've made yourself look with this moronic comment and its insinuations.
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:59am.
I realize that, too. Just some little sad troll. Let's ignore it and it will go away.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
"Whoever said that Jon Hamm does only read lines of a paper is right, being an actor is not harder than what Kim does."
And, yet, there's no way she could do it successfully.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:59am.
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Hey cuntrag! I purposely ignored you, knew it wouldnt take long for you to open that trap of yours (regarding a post that doesnt pertain to you). You just cant help yourself b/c your so hard up for attention. Although on this site it's usually just negative.
Have fun spewing the SAME rant you always do ... "K2 is a racist, she calls me a foreigner" poo hoo. That's right, bitch. Cause you are ONE!
you guys, SHOPPING and POSING for pictures is HARD WORK.
please respect it.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:14am.
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K2 is a racist, she has told me before that she doesnt take me serious because of something or other and because I am a foreigner. She has called me a foreigner in a derogatory way many times, so yeah thats K2, someone who thinks foreigners are lesser people. She has said other racist things in the past and I am sure she would say more of this site wouldnt be anti-racist.
Someone gave me good advice and that was to ignore her.
Anyone who doesnt acknowledge that white men are the most privileged beings on earth is deluded.
Whoever said that Jon Hamm does only read lines of a paper is right, being an actor is not harder than what Kim does.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by absouthern on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:35am.
I understand how you feel about knowing too much but Mad Men is a great show...the story lines will make you forget about what douchebags the actors can be.
I can't believe anyone here will defend her. About anything.
She is nauseating.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:24am.
Privileged white men = men they have worked hard, auditioned, havent sold out their families or their soul for money, juggled crap jobs to earn a living while perfecting their craft and didnt gain fame until their late 30's ... yes, those silver spoon fed motherfuckers!
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He's just an actor, and it's not like it's the world's hardest job. Most people work their asses off their whole lives and never see fame for it. Why are we giving this guy so much credit for the same shit almost everyone else does?
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It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... It sure beats doing it. - Jerri Blank
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:20am.
TEAM SKINNY BLOND POON!
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WOOT! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Also... sometimes I wish I wasn't addicted to celebrity gossip and interviews, because knowing too much about these people takes the fun out of TV/movies. For example, I keep hearing how great Mad Men is.... but after reading so many interviews I hate the whole fucking cast. How can I enjoy the show now? :( I would watch it but wouldn't be able to stop thinking about what jackasses they all are.
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It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... It sure beats doing it. - Jerri Blank
I'm sure the women would love some Hamm and eggs.
Don't discuss things you don't have a clue about
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pot meet kettle.
You cannot be racist against white people since it's white people who hold the power in this world, with white heterosexual men being the most powerful human being in the world.
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STFU . WHO holds the power? Uh, right now, in the US -- that would be our President - who is black. So, with that said, maybe you should get back on your shelf!
If the Kardashian's were nice girls I think there would be a lot less hate. But they are low class skank whores who will SAY ANYTHING in front of America's children. They are damaging this country just as much as Rush FatA*s.
REALLY? Are we going there? WHITE MEN SHAME WOMEN PUBLICLY? Now there's a racist statement.
This comment alone shows that you don't have a single clue about what racism is. You cannot be racist against white people since it's white people who hold the power in this world, with white heterosexual men being the most powerful human being in the world. I don't say that these people cannot come from a poor background, but it's a fact that, unlike all other people in the world, white heterosexual men are not being discriminated against because of their skin color, sexual orientation and sex.
Don't discuss things you don't have a clue about.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
"Sheesh, Jon Hamm sounds really low class and jealous for berating another actor//TV personality he's probably never even met or worked with. What did he ever do before Mad Men? Not a whole lot."
1. KK et al. opened up their lives for a reality show. Does one really need to work closely with them to deem them moronic?
2. As somebody pointed out, Hamm taught school before Mad Men. I'll also add that it's extremely difficult to get a gig like what he has in Mad Men, particularly if you're not connected (like KK).
Sarah Smile
TEAM SKINNY BLOND POON!
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"My name is Fuck You… capital F u c k capital Y o u… FUCK. YOU." ~ Ron White
Fuck Jon Hamm, that smug motherfucker. You're an ACTOR, dicklick. You read lines off a piece of paper, you don't fucking cure cancer or build rockets.
Worst part of the interview is when he starts talking bullshit about how awful our society is for thinking skinny blonde women are more attractive than someone like Christina Hendricks. So skinny blonde chicks should be ashamed of themselves according to this fucker? Whatever. For the record, I'm a woman who LIKES skinny blonde poon more than fat redhead poon and if Jon Hamm has a problem with that then he's welcome to go fuck himself with a pineapple.
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It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... It sure beats doing it. - Jerri Blank
Oh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It IS entire possible for someone to dislike another person based on their merits (or lackethereof) without being jealous, unfair or wrong. If having no substance other than money and superficial fame (also known as being well known but not respected) was a sustainable and highly thought of "career", Paris would still be cared about. The Kardashians think they're the exception to the vapid and shallow rule and it's pathetic how hard they fight to stick their fingers in every single pie they can knowing they could lose the eating contest tomorrow.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 9:12am.
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Yeah sadly it happens on this site too, I am really annoyed at how many women buy this shit where a woman is a whore if she fucks around, but the guy who fucks around is a "player". I call men whores too in my attempt to stop this scrutinity. Needless to say they are always flattered...
Somehow I have higher expectations on this site than on other sites, but some time ago one of the users here, said that there is just something wrong when a woman goes out with a man more attractive than her...I think this sums up the problem.
We are raised to believe that we need to be beautiful, "good girls" and generally tolerate more shit from men because " men are men and they cant help themselfs" This excuse I hate particulary because it makes it out like men are treating women like shit because thats how they are genetically constructed.
Obviuosly this is bullshit, most male and female behaviour is learned and instinctive and we women by being so forgiving and submissive let men be the patricarchal nightmares they are today.
Also another saying is that men age like wine, no they dont they dont get better with age at all. God forbid an older woman over 40 has long hair and a young toyboy she will be shred to pieces and be branded as desperate like Demi Moore for example, cant beieve how many blamed her age for the split.
However I have dissed Kim too, because I really think that the peeing on she done because she wanted to please Ray J, and not because she liked it. I know I should have blamed the game in this not the player but yeah. Kim is unfortunately really submissive and for that I feel sorry for her.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
It's always easy for privileged white men to shame women publicly because there are a lot of self-loathing women applauding them for it as you can see on this site.
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REALLY? Are we going there? WHITE MEN SHAME WOMEN PUBLICLY? Now there's a racist statement. Oh then I guess it's only the black men like Chris Brown that beat their girlfriends senseless, huh? Well, then maybe you should include Montel Williams in that group considering he was just interviewed recently and expressed his disdain for "reality" television. Then again, he's a republican , so his opinion shouldnt count anyway. pfft.
Privileged white men = men they have worked hard, auditioned, havent sold out their families or their soul for money, juggled crap jobs to earn a living while perfecting their craft and didnt gain fame until their late 30's ... yes, those silver spoon fed motherfuckers!
And I also agree that there alot of selth loathing women who are mean to other women, because we are raised to believe that we "NEED" to be fuckable and therefor of course we see everyone as competition.
Exactly. There's nothing worse for a woman than to be perceived as unfuckable.
It's so funny when you think about all these women (especially on this site) wanting to appear as sexually progressive and confident, but yet feel the need to ostracize other women for being 'whores'.
It's always the good woman vs. whore mentality. In order to appear as the good woman who will be seen as beneficial to a man's public reputation and thus chosen as a wife, many women feel the need to shame other women as 'that whore' who is not trustworthy and will only fuck around and most likely also fuck with that man's best friend, make a fool out of him and destroy his reputation.
Nothing has really changed. It's still a witch hunt. The only difference is that men don't have to do anything to keep women down anymore. The women do it themselves. Men only stand at the sidelines laughing their asses off watching us tear each other apart over who is the most submissive of all.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Memo to Kim Lardass:
The truth hurts.
Now pack up your bags, grab your moronic family and throw yourselves in front of a train.
From,
Stocky
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 8:31am.
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Yeah thats really true, or for that matter they dont go after Chris Brown who deserves it more than Kim or Paris.
And I also agree that there alot of self loathing women who are mean to other women, because we are raised to believe that we "NEED" to be fuckable and therefor of course we see everyone as competition.
Whenever I loose hope about this site, another fellow feminist comes along....:)
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
I'm just wondering why those men like Daniel Craig or Jon Hamm only have the guts to go after female reality tv personalities? What about the male ones? At least, you've never heard Kim Kardashian say any homophobic remarks like the male trash from Jersey Shore. Where's the outrage there? It's always easy for privileged white men to shame women publicly because there are a lot of self-loathing women applauding them for it as you can see on this site.
Edit: And how can that woman be stupid? She makes millions of dollars out of the stupidity of other people. I would like to be as stupid as her for just one month. I'd be set for life.
She only uses what the patriarchal society expects of women for her own gain. Namely, being a sex object which doesn't come off as too smart as to not scare away limp dicked men who only want to deal with women they can deem as inferior.
I hate to use that phrase, but "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Hey Kim, he's not the only one who not only thinks but KNOWS you're dumber than dumb.
As for running a business, let's see your credentials, business degrees etc.. oh that's right you don't have any, so sit down and STFU, whore.
Yes, Key Lime! Being a human urinal in an amateur porn is quite an accomplishment!
Hamm's Emmy pales in comparison!
Submitted by KeyLimePie on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:07am.
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Bitch please, you aren't seriously sticking up for some dumb whore whose daddy defended a killer and who fucked her way into reality stardom over a serious actor on a great tv show? Cos if you are then you really are too dumb to bother with.
And wtf? You stick up for someone who married for publicity and divorced within 72 days and yet you slate someone who has been in a loving and committed relationship for 15 years because he didn't go out and get a useless piece of paper to prove to the law that he loves his GF>
Seriously I am in too bad a mood to be dealing with morons today.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:41am.
Loopy, as you can see you'll need to go Gladiator-style to standout with Jon. There are many dlisted folk you'll need to battle before you get at his bulge! HAHAHA at least you've not lost sight of the prize while the ninja fighting is going on! ;p
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Yes i never thought that many dlisters are into abit of Hamm or Salami in his case....
But i can just picture Jon sitting on his emperor Caesar throne, whilst all of us are in the arena fighting to just grab that bulge!!! YES Jon HAmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It might be careless Kim but it still doesn't change the fact that you're still a fucking idiot.
"We’re all working hard ...".
If I hear a better joke today I swear I'll eat my left shoe.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Keylime, Kardashian is NOT 'another actor'. She is not fit to eat Jon Hamm's toe jam.
Glad Hamm called out this useless whore.