"It's Time To Play The Music, It's Time To Rape Kurt C"
Stop me if you've heard this before, crazy bitch of all crazy bitches Courtney Love is freaking out over absolutely nothing again. The Muppets do a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in their newest movie and they paid for that shit as well as getting permission from Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. But the flaming hobo trash can in Courtney's head has sparked out the idea that The Muppets have "raped" the memory of Kurt Cobain by bastardizing one of his songs without getting her permission. Looks like Courtney is doing big things with that certificate she got from Kim Novak's Night School of Overreacting.
TMZ says that smoking wallpaper glue out of an incense holder must have burned the memory box in Courtney's brain, because she gave a music company called Primary Wave the exclusive rights to distribute all of Nirvana's catalog. The producers of The Muppets paid Primary Wave who dropped a percentage into Courtney and Frances Bean's hands.
Beaker is a meth head who desperately needs some Frizze Ease in his life, but a rapist he is not. Courtney better watch it. The Muppets are highly trained detectives and I doubt she wants them sniffing into the mysterious death of Kurt Cobain. If Courtney truly cares about crimes against Nirvanity, she'd watch last night's The Voice. Two "hyena in heat" impersonators dragged "Heart-Shaped Box" out into the alley and slowly strangled the life out of it with the ropes of shit that came out of their mouths. Call the WAHMBULANCE on that, Court!
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Kurt had attempted suicide before. She didn't have him killed. It's possible that he was afraid of facing her in divorce court but that's as far as it goes. If there was really a case she would never have gotten away with it. There are people that would benefit greatly from pinning it on her and I'm sure there have been unofficial investigations. I saw that movie and there's nothing in it but shady people who want to be on camera, or have a grudge against her.
All I could say against her is that I don't understand why she sold the rights to his work and published his journals, because she could make a lot of money off of Nirvana's own records without putting us through video games and Muppets. She was on drugs at the time though.
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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:28pm.
I loved the muppets...until I found out they were just fancy socks with grown men making them talk thru their sock anuses. Sick bastards.
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Just got the weirdest ladyboner right now...Isn't Gonzo a porn term...just sayin...
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I dare you to not think of Donatella Versace whenever you look at Janice (the blond-haired guitar playing muppet)!!!!
I keep my spouse drugged up to make her more pliable too, but just on the weekends....
Her brain is so fried that nobody takes her rants seriously. As Tim Gunn would say, "Carry on."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "I'd marry Sam the Eagle, let's be real."
Peter Boyle looked like Sam the Eagle.
IMO.
Ilove and desperately miss the Gong Show, I hate THE VOICE please, won't watch American Idol anymore and refuse to watch X Factor no matter who is the judge. These whores take themselves WAY to seriously..the whole thing is a burn out...but love the Gong Show when people were not afraid to make fun of themselves...everything was not so damn serious...pplz had fun back in the 70's, bring back the 70's, music, movies, t.v., life...damn, I am feeling nostalgic...btw, Cunty Love is just a useless cunt, can she take the Whoretrashian clan and Wonky and Hohan and just get the fuck out of this planet..thank you.
Was the "Crazy" tag necessary for this?
When I look for the word "crazy" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Courtney next to the word. No text, just a picture.
In my dictionary, at least.
Of course Courtney had Kurt murdered. He was worth more to her dead than alive. I have read enough books about Kurt and Courtney and all the conspiracy theories to actually believe this. Yes he was going to leave her ass. She is one calculated manipulating bitch. People said she treated him like crap and kept him doped up to control him. He was sick of her and sick of it all. He loved that baby too much to kill himself. He adored the Baby Bean. People that know Courtney are very afraid of her because she is THAT kind of crazy. That bitch knows some real underground shady people of questionable character. read between the lines: MURDERERS, HIT MEN, HERION DEALERS. yeah, nice folks.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Of course Courtney had Kurt murdered. He was worth more to her dead than alive. I have read enough books about Kurt and Courtney and all the conspiracy theories to actually believe this. Yes he was going to leave her ass. She is one calculated manipulating bitch. People said she treated him like crap and kept him doped up to control him. He was sick of her and sick of it all. He loved that baby too much to kill himself. He adored the Baby Bean. People that know Courtney are very afraid of her because she is THAT kind of crazy. That bitch knows some real underground shady people of questionable character. read between the lines: MURDERERS, HIT MEN, HERION DEALERS. yeah, nice folks.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Beeker's Ode to Joy is the epic-est:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
We can all go home now.
I think if the band members gave permission she should shut up. It's the friggen muppets. My son loves the muppets version of Bohemian Rhapsody esp the animal "momma" part.
Of course Courtney had Kurt murdered. He was worth more to her dead than alive. I have read enough books about Kurt and Courtney and all the conspiracy theories to actually believe this. Yes he was going to leave her ass. She is one calculated manipulating bitch. People said she treated him like crap and kept him doped up to control him. He was sick of her and sick of it all. He loved that baby too much to kill himself. He adored the Baby Bean. People that know Courtney are very afraid of her because she is THAT kind of crazy. That bitch knows some real underground shady people of questionable character. read between the lines: MURDERERS, HIT MEN, HERION DEALERS. yeah, nice folks.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
I'd marry Sam the Eagle, let's be real.
Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 4:06pm.
P.S. Dave Grohl...hmmmm didn't he tell the Glee producer to fuck off in so many words...but it's okay for muppets. hypocrite
Apples and oranges, but whatever.
When is the world going to stop singing every fucking thing? I'm sick of glee, I'm sick of muppets covering nirvana, I hate american idol (bitch please) and all the copycats.
Bring the gong show back, at least you could clear the stage of the people who sucked, not keep bringing them back week after week. You wanna sing? Go get drunk and karaoke, not everyone deserves a career in music. Sorry.
and P.S. Dave Grohl...hmmmm didn't he tell the Glee producer to fuck off in so many words...but it's okay for muppets. hypocrite
auto tune is the beginning of the end. Music and corporate greed go hand in hand the exact opposite of what rock and roll was meant for. now top 40 sells you your clothes and shoes. This was predicted in the late 70's early 80's and I didn't believe it. I am still in shock. America mainstream sucks, Nickelback is your fucking proof.
I am moving to Amsterdam, fuck it anymore.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:17pm.
Courtney,half the world thinks you murdered Kurt.
... and the other half thinks that he really did kill himself - but only to get away from her crazy ass!
I like Kermit. And Miss Piggy! I don't think I dislike any of the Muppets. That's not accounting for Sesame Street characters, though.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:37pm.
Oxxxygen... did you see their cameo in "coming to America"???? LOLOL!!! I can't find the MERkuhn version... these guys are speaking Spanish or some shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sovp0l5q92Q
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OMG...that's right....LMAO.
chewinsmoke
Either Floyd or Zoot.
The Electric Mayhem
Dr. Teeth
Floyd
Janice
Zoot
Animal
Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:32pm.
*thinks of Duke bros on Trading Places Randolph and Mortimer*
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GIT OUTTA MAH BRAINZ!!
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LOL. I swayah they were "created" with the muppet geezers in mind.
*bounces from one boob to the next in Jacko's brainz*
Aww! I love Janice! You know she was banging the band!
I saw a guy in the bar the other night who looked exactly like the guitar player in the band (can't remember his name, but he always wore sunglasses and the fedora hat). It was pretty cool.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Oxxxygen... did you see their cameo in "coming to America"???? LOLOL!!! I can't find the MERkuhn version... these guys are speaking Spanish or some shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sovp0l5q92Q
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I loved me some Gonzo. I think it was the nose. *wiggling eyebrow situation*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Oxygen, we have had a commenter here for years with their names, and their pic as an avie! :)
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
I would rather the Muppets cover the song rather than what Guitar Hero did. I wish I could find the video of Kurt singing "You Give Love a Bad Name", but this should give you an idea.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSL6JMyv-YY
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:32pm.
*thinks of Duke bros on Trading Places Randolph and Mortimer*
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GIT OUTTA MAH BRAINZ!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
TEAM STATLER AND WALDORF (thx PSL for the names)
*thinks of Duke bros on Trading Places Randolph and Mortimer*
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:16pm.
Can't stand the song, but it's surprisingly not vulgar. Especially if you are familiar with any other LMFAO songs.
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Ugggh that name. Their whole look is just fucking stupid and a giant gimmick. People will buy into anything. I just watched the video for that song, which I'd never seen before--and it just makes me think... Napoleon Dynamite of music? (I didn't like that movie, either)
I loved the muppets...until I found out they were just fancy socks with grown men making them talk thru their sock anuses. Sick bastards.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Animal is my favorite.
jack, Statler and Waldorf are the BEST! I can't watch the Muppets anymore, because all the original people who did the voices are gone. The new voices make me cringe.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
Hey Court, you do realize that Kurt was an utter MTV sellout and not the 'musical genius' everybody seems to think?
If he was still around Kurt would have recorded an album with all the friggin' Muppets by now.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
YA'LL ARE JUST A BUNCH OF KERMIT HATERS!!! HATERS, THE WHOLE BUNCH OF YOU!!!
Just a whole bunch of Muppetogynists.
Dave Grohl appears in the new Muppets movie.
Courtney had Kurt killed. I believe it fully. He was going to leave her.
She will manage to die ala Sharon Stone in Casino. TRUST.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:17pm.
Courtney,half the world thinks you murdered Kurt. You really need to stfu
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Word.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:13pm.
Miss Piggy is phat & I hate her voice. Kermit is no prize eeethur. :p
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I can't stand either of them... I like the two old dudes just because they are assholes LOL and animal... he is my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56sZOUPegUw
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Come on y'all! Kermit has run upon hard times.
http://youtu.be/57ta7mkgrOU
Courtney,half the world thinks you murdered Kurt. You really need to stfu.
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This is not about love
'Cause I am not in love
In fact i cant stop falling out
I miss that stupid ache
-Fiona Apple
I went on a vintage Muppets YouTube binge and I came across Big Bird singing at Jim Henson's memorial.
Kinda sad :'(
"It's Not Easy Being Green"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZyMptC2eQ
@ Submitted by Datura on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:08pm.
Can't stand the song, but it's surprisingly not vulgar. Especially if you are familiar with any other LMFAO songs.
she must be running low on the monthly crack money, seriously this bitch is beyond bonkers...I hope they gave her shade and did not give her the time of day.
Miss Piggy is phat & I hate her voice. Kermit is no prize eeethur. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:55pm.
Yesterday I cam across a youtube of Elmo singing LMAFO's "Sexy and I know it" with lyrics.
I found it offensive for being aired to children and more offended that the lyrics were true to spoken form slang.
SMH
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Ugh. That song has become the "I'm Too Sexy" of this era. We didn't really need a new one.
I've never heard the song beyond the chorus (I'm station-switching reflexes are still pretty good), so I don't know how vulgar the song gets, but it is weird to see it pop up in candy commercials in the daytime.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:02pm.
OK, I can see it's time for me to bust out the Swedish Chef again. That's what I hear when Courtney opens her yap.
http://youtu.be/auXrmn5uqOk
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Hahahahaha! I love Swedish Chef!
Gew kadishky dooo! Hahaha
FFS MF'er, you'd think they were messing with the HOLE legacy!!! Dave should insist on a gag order for any future dealings with this Kinderwhorian crackie! ;)
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Something for Jack to fap to, later tonight:
http://www.zap2it.com/news/pictures/affiliate/zap-lookalike-celebs-separ...