Not Even A Married Woman Can Resist The Butler's Sexual Charms
Marriage vows are as sacred as an In-N-Out VIP black card in Hollywood, so it should set your emotion dial to "shock" to read that an aspiring actress/model (see: 99.98% of the popular in Hollywood) broke hers to slip and slide all over the oil slick with a peen known as Gerard Butler. But who can blame her? Stare at the picture above and try to tell me that you wouldn't want to see that between your thighs?
Radar is calling out bona fide skankatarian Gerard Butler for using his sledgehammer dick to break down the walls of some trick's happy home. Before Gerard dried himself out in rehab, he allegedly screwed on a married woman and was the reason why she dropped her husband. A source says that Gerard got friendly with the married ho and her husband before he started spreading his peen queso all over her muffin. They went at it for a while and when her husband found out, she called things off with Gerard for a quick minute to try to save her marriage. It didn't work and the woman realized that she couldn't live without Gerard's "chomping on sardines covered in Thousand Island" sex faces and so she left her husband for him. But by then, Gerard was over that shit and was already passing his peen to other tricks in the land. The source put it like this:
"She thought Gerard wanted to be in a relationship with her but then she found out he was involved with other girls, and hadn't been exactly honest with her about what was going on in his life.”[The woman] began calling Gerard incessantly and he changed his cell phone number. She hasn't been in touch with him since he decided to go to rehab. Gerard has obviously moved on but she is now going through a divorce and trying to support her son (from a previous relationship)."
Radar also says this stupid bitch screwed around on her husband with Dave Navarro while he was still married to Carmen Electra.
This star fucking bitch really needs more people in her life to tell her that you can't turn a Butler into a housewife. You play with fire, you're going to get burned. You play with the Butler, you're also going to get burned and he's not going to be there to massage topical ointment into the warts he gave you. We're all taught in sex education class that Gerard Butler is a hit it, quit it, immediately to go the free clinic before the infection sets in kind of ho. I swear.
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wow . Picture of health , that one.
Radar link, MK absolutely you nailed it. the 5G's
GOOD GOD GET a GRIP GIRL
The city of Los Angeles, is a beautiful city, but the Hollywood community, godawful.
good god get A grip girl I hear a song...ha!
Trying to recover in The Pit?
Gerard Butler you are too good for this. Stopit Stopit Stopit now!
Like Sean Penn, this bitch is not aging well. Looks like he needs his anal glands pinched and a brillo pad to the teefs. That pic is the outward sign of some hard livin. His balls stink..I just know it!
GB seems to be the kind of addict who would fuck anyone, man or woman.
So who's the married woman? And like this was the first time. This reads like a GB leak.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Wow. He looks like death warmed over (or hungover). The glazed eyes, the frazzled hair and inept way he's chewing the fork instead of the food all leads me to think that Mr. Butler needs an intervention stat.
Just watched Latrice threaten to lay Santino out. I louvre this. I for one cannot stand Santino, no personality and critiques like a tranny chaser. That balding bitch never adds anything to the show.
Pandora Boxx also writes some hilarious recaps.
http://www.newnownext.com/rupauls-drag-race-pandora-boxx-ru-cap/03/2012/
God damn he's disgusting.
Douse this loser with Lysol and Purel.
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Guess they think it is better to spread that particular wealth, dirt bags.
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Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:26pm.
Is it just normal now to be with several different people in the same week? Call me old fashioned but that is disgusting.No wonder everyone's herpified in Tinseltown.
Is it just normal now to be with several different people in the same week? Call me old fashioned but that is disgusting.No wonder everyone's herpified in Tinseltown.
@ babybunny, congrats to your puppy! Just dont let her end up like Lohan!
bitch must live under a rock if she thinks the Biggest Man Ho of the Man Ho's will not have five women or men on the side. I look at him and he reeks man ho to the zillionth degree...on a happier note my puppeh may be a stah!! She may be the spokesdog for a anti itch paw medicine. I ran into the makers of this herbal dog paw medicine and of course being a good stage dog mommy immediately pimped the puppeh! Told her she will finally contribute to the household (minus the farting and snoring, which their is plenty of that!) wish me and the puppeh luck!
What the hell happened to Gerard? I've never found him especially attractive, but he just looks sick and haggard now.
I thought Carmen Electra was just bearding for Dave Navarro. I've been a fan of his guitar playing for ages (and he seems like a nice person), and he's never struck me as the straightest of straight.
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This topic brings up bad memories, so I'm just going to say...yes. Yes, I would.
Don't look at me like that, I haven't had sex in a year.
*shuffles off to watch Porn for Lonely Bitches*
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:47pm.
Don't get a gay vibe from Gerry but I've heard the rumors. This just adds fuel to the fire.
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Yeah, I've heard them too, well before he made 300. I was utterly convinced he was gay, around time he filmed Phantom of the Opera with Joel Schumacher (who looooves to work with gay/bi actors) and Gerry did a bunch of talk show appearances wearing salmon-pink shirts, carrying himself with a soft-spoken effete demeanour. VERY different than the loud Scottish burr and swagger he's now known for. (Also, he called Phantom "his dream project.")
Don't get me wrong; I still love me some GerryBut. And I'm probably over characterizing, but it would explain his sudden transition from earnestly singing broadway showtunes to overnight ManWhore with drug problems. I feel bad for him, and I hope he can get his shit together.
I love Latrice. I secretly hope she wins. No romper room shenanigans for her. Gerard looks like he can break up a marriage with a fart, so I'm not surprised.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth :
Holy Jesus he looks like a homeless person here.
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I'll co-sign and add that he looks like he reeks of an un-Godly stench!
lol Jack WHITE MEN ugh. ♥
This guy strikes me as being a sort of poor man's Richard Burton. But I've never seen him in anything, so I don't know.
I never have, and at this point believe I never will, understand what anybody nsees in this guy.
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Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:08pm.
I would let "300" Gerard Butler throw it in me 6 ways from Sunday.
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His "300" body is the female version of waving bacon infront of a dog's face.
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*barks and shakes fists at the white man*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
lol YES!!! Kate knows what's good! Terrance Howard approved and all.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:18pm.
lol DWM yes, but maybe not enough (could there possibly be enough?). HOWEVER there are some complimentary wet wipes, please enjoy them. It's a case.
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Seriously. Neutrogena Cleansing wipes. Enjoy with my compliments.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:13pm.
Amen to that. I had a roommate who was a dead ringer for 300 Gerry (muscles, beard and all).
Needless to say, the Roommate Laws we broken.
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Oh wow. Yeah, if my roommate looked like that there would be definite problems. For him. Because there would be next-level stalking from me.
Married or not, I would hit it for fun and take a lap around the grocery store and hit it again. I just wouldn't expect a commitment out of a few good rolls.
FWIW: I don't think you could find a scary enough photo of him for me to say no to it. Sometimes a girl just wants it down and dirrrty... he looks like he would be up to the task. Hypothetically, of course.
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The page is Logotv.com and just watch the latest Untucked show. I think it happens 1st segment.
lol DWM yes, but maybe not enough (could there possibly be enough?). HOWEVER there are some complimentary wet wipes, please enjoy them. It's a case.
ETA LOLZ Kate @ living with the Unibomber. *dies laughing*
Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:08pm.
I would let "300" Gerard Butler throw it in me 6 ways from Sunday.
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His "300" body is the female version of waving bacon infront of a dog's face.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:47pm.
Carmen is a lesbian and Navarro is gay (duh) - their beard arrangement was well known in Hwood. The fact that married tramp 'slept' with Navarro makes ba-buttons go hmmmmm.
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Dave might swing both ways but my sister slept with him not long after he married Carmen. He is really into toe sucking.
Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:10pm.
I would let "300" Gerard Butler throw it in me 6 ways from Sunday.
Not so much the he-beast above. Clean yourself up, man. I don't need metrosexual clean, I just need "medium effort" clean. Like, not "I've been living in the woods with the Unibomber" clean
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Amen to that. I had a roommate who was a dead ringer for 300 Gerry (muscles, beard and all).
Needless to say, the Roommate Laws we broken.
That is nasty. Did he also really drink that many glasses? Anyway... I'd do this dude... but I'm single that way. :)
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:52pm.
*strokes DWM's hair* imagine it without the teeth and crazy hair and flying noodles and angry face and 17 drinks and...nvm
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Is Lysol included?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
It's hard to believe he was king Leondides.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
I would let "King Leonidas" Gerard Butler throw it in me 6 ways from Sunday.
Not so much the he-beast above. Clean yourself up, man. I don't need metrosexual clean, I just need "medium effort" clean. Like, not "I've been living in the woods with the Unibomber" clean.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:52pm.
*strokes DWM's hair* imagine it without the teeth and crazy hair and flying noodles and angry face and 17 drinks and...nvm
@TexnDoc - Santino better RUN!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:02pm.
All Latrice Royale fans should watched the Untucked episode online and see what happens backstage when you're a judge and call her a sofa. I howled.
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Link please?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:52pm.
*points @ MK* he said it first!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
All Latrice Royale fans should watched the Untucked episode online and see what happens backstage when you're a judge and call her a sofa. I howled.
And married ho, please. "But why don't you love me" is not the question when you have somebody else's ring on your finger. Have 2 seats and a cup of stfu.
I'd still do him. I'd just close my eyes and think of this... http://www.avonromance.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gerard-phantom.jpg
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:47pm.
Carmen is a lesbian and Navarro is gay (duh) - their beard arrangement was well known in Hwood. The fact that married tramp 'slept' with Navarro makes ba-buttons go hmmmmm.
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Where do you get your information? I'd like to hear more about this beard relationship
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by guest on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:34pm.
*Stare at the picture above and try to tell me that you wouldn't want to see that between your thighs? * Lmao. No.
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You owe me one bucket of brain & Eye bleach for putting that in my head. I'm mad at you. Go to time out.
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by JoJo on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:47pm.
There was a time when I thought he was one of the most gorgeous men on the planet. Holy shit, what happened??!!??
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Jennifer Aniston's desperation coupled with Katherine Heigl's cuntiness sucked the hot right out of him.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 12:46pm.
A man is like a dog -if you wave bacon in front of it, do you think it will think "No, I just ate" and keep walking? It's gonna take a bite!
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*spits and shakes fists at the white man*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Off topic - I thought most of the queens on Drag Race were busted. Only a few are real stars. I just love Latrice and Sharon.