Not Even A Married Woman Can Resist The Butler’s Sexual Charms

Marriage vows are as sacred as an In-N-Out VIP black card in Hollywood, so it should set your emotion dial to “shock” to read that an aspiring actress/model (see: 99.98% of the popular in Hollywood) broke hers to slip and slide all over the oil slick with a peen known as Gerard Butler. But who can blame her? Stare at the picture above and try to tell me that you wouldn’t want to see that between your thighs?

Radar is calling out bona fide skankatarian Gerard Butler for using his sledgehammer dick to break down the walls of some trick’s happy home. Before Gerard dried himself out in rehab, he allegedly screwed on a married woman and was the reason why she dropped her husband. A source says that Gerard got friendly with the married ho and her husband before he started spreading his peen queso all over her muffin. They went at it for a while and when her husband found out, she called things off with Gerard for a quick minute to try to save her marriage. It didn’t work and the woman realized that she couldn’t live without Gerard’s “chomping on sardines covered in Thousand Island” sex faces and so she left her husband for him. But by then, Gerard was over that shit and was already passing his peen to other tricks in the land. The source put it like this:

“She thought Gerard wanted to be in a relationship with her but then she found out he was involved with other girls, and hadn’t been exactly honest with her about what was going on in his life.”

[The woman] began calling Gerard incessantly and he changed his cell phone number. She hasn’t been in touch with him since he decided to go to rehab. Gerard has obviously moved on but she is now going through a divorce and trying to support her son (from a previous relationship).”

Radar also says this stupid bitch screwed around on her husband with Dave Navarro while he was still married to Carmen Electra.

This star fucking bitch really needs more people in her life to tell her that you can’t turn a Butler into a housewife. You play with fire, you’re going to get burned. You play with the Butler, you’re also going to get burned and he’s not going to be there to massage topical ointment into the warts he gave you. We’re all taught in sex education class that Gerard Butler is a hit it, quit it, immediately to go the free clinic before the infection sets in kind of ho. I swear.

As my spirit animal Latrice from RuPaul’s Drag Race would say: I only have 5 Gs for you, GOOD GOD GET a GRIP GIRL.