Afternoon Crumbs

RIP Yoda: Goodnight, sweet princess of beauty - The Daily What

A simple "I did not have sexual intercourse with dat woman" would've worked fine, Joel - Lainey Gossip

Seeing this trailer for Kathleen Turner's new movie has proven that what the world really needs now is a sequel to Serial Mom. Kathleen Turner saying "pussy willows" makes my ears pucker - Towleroad

Short answer: WE'RE BOTH STUPID AND THIRSTAY FOR ATTENTION. - The Superficial

Still looks more natural than Lindsay Lohan - Celebitchy

CoCo's "itching for a prostate exam" pose never gets old - Hollywood Tuna

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker's son's snow cone head is so NOW with the grade school set - ICYDK

Zahara puts her signature up-eye away to throw a "haters gon hate" look - Popsugar

Stepford Katie's twisting ankle confirms that she's made of bendable robot parts - The Berry

Stacy Keibler squeezes out her last 15 seconds as "Clooney's girl" by getting a spread in Maxim Australia - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Vanessa Hudgens is giving me "just finished up a Bang Bros. shoot" vibes - Popoholic

If Salma Hayek can wear her pajamas out in public, then I too can wear my sleeping suit of stained chonies and a half shirt out in public - Just Jared

You too would look like a Good Times extra if the only clothes down your basement were Mama Tina's old ones from the 70s - Crunk + Disorderly

Is Ashley Jizzdale in that Spring Breakers movie or does she just normally dress like an idiot? - Moe Jackson

It's like listening to KFed sleep - Videogum

I bet Nicole Kidman totally got ripped off when she bought that Mexican house dress at the border - I'm Not Obsessed

Kate Upton got banned - Cityrag

Leo needs a different kind of bar - Hollywood Rag

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:00am.

"Vanessa Hudgens is giving me 'just finished up a Bang Bros. shoot' vibes"

Ha, ha!!!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 5:45am.

regarding the "Still looks more natural than Lindsay Lohan - Celebitchy" link...

muppets make everything better... yep, they do!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 5:36am.

Katie looks like Drew Barrymore in a black wig. So much so I had to back track through allllll those fucking boring pics looking for a bitch with a twisted ankle.

Anyways, I'm standing in the lunch line today, waiting for a new batch of gravy for my bucket of chips (late lunch) and on the front of some current aussie shitrag magazine, is a very pregnant Katie.

Which means she's constipated.

Who's waiting on the gravy??????

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 11:51pm.

Rip beautiful little Yoda! :(

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:07pm.

Was just reading the the Dept. of Protective Srcs. has stated that model Gabriel Aubrey is "a loving & attentive father", the investigations are off, and he no longer needs a monitor. The whole sped up "engagement" now makes more sense with Halle. I guess she is seeing that her Plan A. Maligning his character to the press multiple times and trying to sabotage his career didn't work, and Plan B. hauling his ass to court for any and everything, even giving the child pizza didn't work, so she has to get married.

Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:50pm.

Chris Brown is a fail pig for not beating this dumb twat into the ground when he had a chance.

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:43pm.

Rip little Yoda... The Kathleen Turner movie looks like a nice indie! ;)

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░ESCANDALONESS!░

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:43pm.

I think Nicole's two youngest girls are just so adorable and yeah, the older one looks exactly like her!

I feel so bad for women in general when I see Stacy Kiebler doing this crap. I just do not think she needs Clooney to market herself at all and could have done it on her own if that is what she is aspiring to do - show her photoshopped ass to desperate guys "reading" Maxim. Just sad.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:49pm.

WHO didn't know that ultra-liberal Leonardo DiCatchaho smelled like a bus station restroom and would gladly legislate that your family smelled so, too.

Submitted by catwoman on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:04pm.

Wait, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie had a second kid and named it SPARROW??? Wait, I just spent 30 seconds reading about these 2 idiots? Damn...

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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK

I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.

Submitted by nurse_julie on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:43pm.

Nicole Kidman's kids are cute.

Submitted by hamblettamaud on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:32pm.

REST IN PEACE, YODA.

I wish you had a good life.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:32pm.

katheleen turner was the hotness back in the day, what the fuck...

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:52pm.

Aww poor Yoda. But now she can run & play wif the other doogies at Rainbow Bridge <3

Hey I called the Riri/CB shit back when it happened and everyone slammed me for being a mean ole hag. Boofriggetyhoo, I still stand by what I said. Bitches that go back to that abusive shit deserve what they get. No way are they just "working" together. Pssshhhh

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:45pm.

Kate Upton is really quite amazing...enjoy the limelight as it can go dim very quickly.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:41pm.

Poor little Yoda, gone to a doggy heaven. :o(

Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:37pm.

Zahara has the best facial expressions ever.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:34pm.

So is Time Out New York one of those free newspapers? I'm guessing so, since Solange has the cover story.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:29pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 6:52pm.

Every time he's photographed with Nicole, Keith has this, "Dear God, send help, please!" pleading look in his eyes you rarely see outside of hostage videos.
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No THAT'S funny!
I like Nicole's dress.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:22pm.

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman's kids took after her in the height department, they seem huge for their ages.

Every time he's photographed with Nicole, Keith has this, "Dear God, send help, please!" pleading look in his eyes you rarely see outside of hostage videos.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:22pm.

RIP, you sweet, ugly little ankle biter.

I just learned that Syria's President Assad is a Chris Brown fan. Now why am I not surprised?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:54pm.

Awww, Yoda had a nice long life (don't want to know what she possibly went through before her owner found her).

Leo DiCatchaho needs to take a damn shower! Shower only a couple days a week to conserve water? Deodorant is unnatural? What are you, a cat?! Wash yourself, there is no excuse.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!