Afternoon Crumbs
The Jokes Write Themselves: Jason Russell, the dude behind that KONY 2012 video, was busted in San Diego for drunkenly fapping in public and vandalizing cars. Jason has since checked into a hospital for "exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition." Well, jacking all your fluids out under the San Diego sun is pretty tiring..... - TMZ
LIES! We all know a day in the life of Kunty Karl involves kicking fat kittens and washing his hair with the crushed bones of virgins - Lainey Gossip
I'm not sure if Dave Franco is PedoBear's greatest enemy or biggest ally? - Towleroad
The original Lindsay Lohan slightly kicks at the current Lindsay Lohan - The Superficial
NIKKI COX'S FACE! NIKKI COX'S EDGES! - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Taylor Momsen, keep on, keep on with your prostitot antics - Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Lawrence tones down the GOLD EXPLOSION!!! for the Paris premiere of The Hongray Games - Celebitchy
So what's going to shoot out of Katy Perry's tits in her new video? Tiny grenades or camouflage nets? - ICYDK
Oh look, it's a splintery broom in skinny jeans - Popoholic
Another day, another RiRi tattoo that looks like clip art - The Berry
Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Real Housewives of South Boston - OMG Blog
So I guess Michael Assbender and his Shame co-star took their work home - Popsugar
The Spring Breakers look like thieving penis heads - Moe Jackson
Aubrey O'Day picks her career up - Hollywood Rag
Puppeh on a slide - Cityrag
Case of the BABIES!!!: Neve Campbell's got it - I'm Not Obsessed
The nipples that Heather Mills has licked on - SOW
Can somebody get me a copy of this signed by Frank Lloyd Roberts? Thank you. - Videogum
Zoe Saldana and genius mannequin Megan Fox are doing a movie together - Just Jared
Truffles is so ready for an all-guinea pig remake of Outrageous Fortune - The Daily What
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 9:41am.
Didn't Neve Campbell just get divorced about 5 mins ago??
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Yep, she filed for divorce in November 2010.
As much as I hate Kunty Karl, I do agree with this:
"Every dinner is important; you should never be without a dinner".
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Pathetic skinbag! Angels named after Transformers will not save you!
I've been watching Celebrity Apprentice and I CANNOT believe I'm about to say this, but Aubrey O'Day is really intelligent and pretty damn fast on her feet.
I always thought she was probably a bit "slow", but I'm more impressed with her than anyone else on the show--with the exception of Penn Jillette (sp?); but I already knew he was brilliant.
Good for her going on a national program where ppl can see what she's really like.
Oh, and she dogs out Diddy, always a + in my book
Didn't Neve Campbell just get divorced about 5 mins ago??
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the CIA doped him after they got what they wanted out of him. now anything he says for the rest of his life is crazytalk.
and why do all these stars promote war in their videos? Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, war is sexy. They should go fight it and spare us their shitty music.
To Tara Reid's credit, she's 36, Lohan is 25 and looks much older than Reid.
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:12pm.
Is Nikki Cox still married to Jay Mohr?
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Didn't he legally change is name to Jay Cox Mohr? Should have been Jay Mohr Cox! OBVIOUS JOKE!!!!!!Thank you folks! I'll be here all week.
Exhaustion, dehydration, AND malnutrition. How long until Lohan or Demi Lovato, add malnutrition to their excuses bag of tricks? (or did Demi already do the eating disorder rehab?) I need rehab recap for all these hos.
Stan Derp, so right. Well, Reid looks better and healthier than she has in years. She appears to have tamed the coke, binge drinking and eating disorder. Good for her. So with the American Pie sequel, she can get back in the game. But she's getting too old in the tooth for bimbo parts.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 8:54pm.
“At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes."
The crime really was to herself. She wasn't that bad of an actress and to completely throw away a promising career can't possibly be worth the fun.
“At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes."
Tara would have been doing Crimes if he had a lot of coke and a little dough. Ba-DUM! TSHHHHH!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is Nikki Cox still married to Jay Mohr?
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:13pm.
I studiously ignored the whole Kony thing. I have no idea who he is but he looks like a sociopath.
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Lol-Kony or Russell?
This Russell guy has a nice bod, but what's he freaking on?
Franco's bro and Tara are looking great! Nikki please go home and rest girl!
"Well, jacking all your fluids out under the San Diego sun is pretty tiring..." - I reckon it would be, LOL!
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Nikki cox looks like hell. She used to be adorable.
I studiously ignored the whole Kony thing. I have no idea who he is but he looks like a sociopath.
yeah, maybe i shouldnt be revealing this, but i kinda wanted to dirty things to him before, now i want to do it even more! theres just somthing about this guy that makes me what to lick his face.
He didn't look that exhausted in the video.
He is THE GHEY and was fapping to a Sucky picture. Thats my story and i m sticking to it.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
"exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition" is always PR's euphemism for drug overdose and/or mental breakdown. This is nothing new. This, however, was a really stupid time to use that default phrase, considering the whole campaign...
MALNUTRITION? REALLY, AMY?
This whole KONY2012 thing, from the start even before this meltdown, reeks of classic bipolar disorder.
I like his way of fapping. What kind of drugs was he on?
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 6:43pm.
Oh so now he's Kony of Arc? He needs some serious meds.
Concur with TexnDoc.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
And the fact that he (or the org is anyway) is using martyrdom as the reason also says something, i.e. malnutrition due to PR campaign. If he, indeed, suffers from mental illness, then fine, I get it....many, many folk do. But c'mon....dehydration and malnutrition?
Submitted by MedusaChrist on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 6:34pm.
LOL! Like an ape!
TMZ has the meltdown on video.
Insane.
Swarm, Sal, Daniee, et al-yasss.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 6:26pm.
Holy shit I love it, this made my day... really! XD I'm glad that asshole got arrested. Anyone who is over 18 can understand the dark-sided shit behind that Kony video.
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Exactly. And those of us who are not twitter sheep.
Congrats Neve....happy for her especially cause she has struggled with rheaumatism for years.
Nikki Cox's face is a nightmare. I don't understand these women who end up with puffy, bloated faces. Her, Fergie, Ellen Pompeo, Ashely Judd. They don't look youthful at all.
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Holy shit I love it, this made my day... really! XD I'm glad that asshole got arrested. Anyone who is over 18 can understand the dark-sided shit behind that Kony video.
Though after seeing that video I doubted he's straight, in that video it was also clear that he's in love with himself in his role of white savior. That image may have been what he was fapping to.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
It does make one wonder what made Jason Russell lose his shit in such a public way given his recent success at running one of the greatest con jobs social media has ever known. I'll stay tuned for the follow-up on that guy. Nikki Cox is so sad to look at. She was so girl-next-door cute before she fucked up her face.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Jewslim on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 6:01pm.
speaking of lohans...this caught my eye today.
http://alteredidentity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lindsay-lohan-lips...
I know...granny pics. LOL!
Jewslim, it looks like she has broken her nose and that chin fat...it's bad enough with those lips!
-Maybe I'm being ignorant, but it didn't jive to me how Invisible Children asked for donations and sold merchandise. If your intentions are to spread the message of Kony and get the masses urging action, you've accomplished that in your 30 min video. I don't know how buying 40 dollar shirt or a package of stickers is directly helping.
He is a government shill people. I am dissapointed in dlisters thinking he was real advocate for black kids. He was probably masturbating at the bullshit. Korny = corny and horny.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talija Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Public fapping? Really now!
Fassbender is already off my hot list.
Next.
fucking sigh jason russell could have probably chosen a better time to lose his fucking mind
i've been involved in invisible children for almost six years and was one of the roadies for the summers of 2008 and 2009 and the whole organization is pretty close to my heart and the fact that this happened makes me sad
What was he vandalizing cars with? Does his unit spew black spray paint?
Even if it did, I'm with LS - he'll be doing more than making a peace sign after I'm done with him.
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Fassbender is into the swirl I see. I'd be excited by that if I actually found him attractive.
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speaking of lohans...this caught my eye today.
http://alteredidentity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lindsay-lohan-lips...
fuckin' asshat
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I must be the only person who doesn't care what KONY is because I'm not watching a 20 minute YouTube. I guess it's a charity scam or something but what makes the video so interesting?
Ew @ Yellow teeth Fassbander and whoever that ugly chick is.
I'll help him masturbate next time.