Friday, March 16th 2012
And Of Course, There's Video Of Jason Russell's Nekkid Ass Nekkid Meltdown
A couple of weeks ago your Facebook feed was probably covered with that KONY 2012 video and now I'm sure it's covered with this craziness right here. TMZ is on this shit and got a hold of a short clip of KONY 2012's director and Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell having a balls-out meltdown near SeaWorld. Unless dude's peen is a few feet long and he faps by pounding it against the sidewalk, I don't see any masturbation shit. Jason is currently in the hospital on a Code Cheetos (aka 5150 psychiatric hold) for obvious reasons.
If you didn't tell me this dude was having a naked King Kong breakdown, I'd probably just think it was a hippie doing naked yoga on a Thursday afternoon.
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@IF
If you have the time, check out this video to get an idea of what this guy is about.
http://youtu.be/c7jzwn45--Y
Long story short, Invisible Children is an NGO that is scamming people, and also supporting the Ugandan government, they also rape girls and kill gay people.
@DOGGIE!!!
Cheezecake?? OM NOM NOM! :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
So he's got a room at the Hotel Silly.
He went to see his shrink naked wrapped in cling wrap and the Doctor looked at him an said, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
An orderly found him in his room with his dick in a jar of peanut butter. The orderly says, "What are you doing?" He looks up and says "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here."
One more.
A visiting Doctor does rounds at the local mental hospital. On his way back to his car he sees he has a flat. While changing the tire, the doctor kicks all the lug nuts down a storm drain, the Doctor exclaims he'll never get home now. A patient on the other side of the fence looks at him and says,
"hey Doc why don't you take a lug off the other three wheels and put it on that wheel. It wont be ideal but it will get you home." The Doctor impressed by the patients intelligence compliments him on the idea. The patient looks at him and says, " Doc, I'm crazy not stupid."
DOG!!!!
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Dark-sided!
Not to sound like a total kook but, this all seems like some example of government mind control. Making him seem crazy so no one will follow his bullshit cause.
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@IF
I'm gonna try to catch up on all the poop over the weekend as well. Starting with the original commercial. Funny how flapping balls have that effect on a gal. *wide grin*
A while back, one of the local law profs (Peter Erlander) got into quite a scrape in neighboring Rwanda. Curious if and how things might be entwined.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Touche Dannii! He is damn hot..the video didn't work here for me.. Just google 'Jason Russell's Meltdown'.. Someone had to be taping from the front..Had to!
@ IF http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-deibert/joseph-kony-2012-children_...
Sal is here? Whar? Whar?
Sal, darling, I just pulled a cheesecake out of the oven...
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I'm not up on this whole Kony thing. Can someone explain it briefly and is it a scam?
From what I know - Californian dudes made an informational/protest video about a Ugandan "leader" who has turned children into child soldiers and child sex slaves and is pleading for a movement to stop it.
Right?
But it's a scam?
*scratches curls*
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Dark-sided!
I didn't trust the KONY 2012 video when I watched it. Now I know my gut feeling was right. What a wack job.
I imagine that famewhoring can become very stressful when people start questioning your narrative. Also, full frontal or fuck it.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
That sound you hear is the rush of 'Kony 2012 Is The Year' taglines being deleted.
Showing his nuts is really nuts! Who even wears a speedo anymore anyway. I really hope there won't be a KONY 2013.
http://is-anyone-up.tumblr.com/post/19421556353/remember-when-you-all-go...
You mean that whole Kony thing was a scam? *eyebrows raised*
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:54pm.
LOL call you later buddy so we can do this CEMENTONY 2012 happen! together drunk and naked on subway parking lots we can make a difference. Peace out! much love!
Coma Caca!
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WOW this guy is just bad news.
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Psychotic break. If not...bath salts??! PCP!
Sal, Stranger, where have you been??
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Lucifer, Salacious! Peeps I haven't seen in ages! Yay!
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Dark-sided!
I can only imagine what other "do-gooders" do in their private lives when no one is watching. I bet Bono, Pitt, Jolie and Clooney have an entire machine in place to make sure their private indiscretions are covered up, unlike this guy. Now if only all those celebs and slackervists who jumped on this stupid train would apologize to the rest of us for calling us uneducated because we dared to question this extremely questionable organization and the asshole who ran it.
We go all balls out for your visit MK
I didn't watch his Kony2012 video but maybe I should! I find his nude calisthenics(sp) surprisingly stirring.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:49pm.
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LOOOOOOOOL! SAL!!!!! my bday is on april 19th! we can do this. long time buddy. back to the on topic..yeah naked...stuff.
Coma Caca!
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Where are you now! I lost your phone? Call me. Email me. Anything!
The guy is going to come and say that it's part of his plan to make people aware of Kony. Maybe when the full frontal pics are revealed we'll see that he had KONY 2012 written on his foreskin.
The best part will be to see any of those kids who have fallen for his BS trying to reenact this.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Wait a sausage-swingin minute here people. How come we got like 754323456789987654321234567 pics of Clooney in handcuffs and exactly ZERO of cute-but-coocoo-for-coco-puffs in all his nekkid glory?
OUTRAGE.
INFAMY.
LOL @ all the nerds that fell for the Kony 2012 bs. I watched only two seconds of it and knew it was a money making scam. That guy gave me the shivers and not in a good way.
So much for being a role model for his son, unless he wants his son running around naked fucking the sidewalk!
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:30pm.
Leave the sidewalk pavement alone!!!! Maybe he has something against the cement?? CEMENT 2012! We can save sidewalks all over the world. lets make it happen people! ahahahahahahaah this guy is nuts I tell ya.
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CHIRI!!!! I will support that campaign. On April 20th, I will take the night. I will cover the city with flyers. CEMENTONY 2012. Let's make the world aware!
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LOOOOOOOOL! SAL!!!!! my bday is on april 19th! we can do this. long time buddy. back to the on topic..yeah naked...stuff.
Coma Caca!
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Haha that was awesome (and disturbing)
Submitted by catwoman on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:20pm.
Is it wrong that I replayed and kept staring between his legs hoping to see some balls and/or a flapping cock?
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Hahaha, I did the same thing!
So disappointing! Hopefully some crotch closeup will surface soon. ;)
MMMmmmm love me some naked street screamer action.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:30pm.
Leave the sidewalk pavement alone!!!! Maybe he has something against the cement?? CEMENT 2012! We can save sidewalks all over the world. lets make it happen people! ahahahahahahaah this guy is nuts I tell ya.
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CHIRI!!!! I will support that campaign. On April 20th, I will take the night. I will cover the city with flyers. CEMENTONY 2012. Let's make the world aware!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
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"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" - Patrick Bateman
Ooh, full bulldog mooning on a Friday afternoon. My weekend begins NOW.
And "code cheetos" is effing hilarious.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:33pm.
LOL! I'd hate to have to be the cop having to tackle him and getting the sweaty ass in the face!
maybe he just had some bad meth
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Once again I say, Jason come and let me do it for you.
Wanking: you're doing it all wrong.
Move this sidewalk, i m swinging DICK.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I see something swinging, but til I get a frontal view, i won`t get my hopes up and will say those are his balls flappin. And I dont know why, but naked crazy people scare me. How do you restrain them without having to grab flesh? Do you know how quick you could end up with a crazy, sweaty, homeless dick in your face?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
i am now convinced that the rich are even more bored than the poor.
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John Garfield
No one lives forever
"Code Cheetos (aka 5150 psychiatric hold)"
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Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave the sidewalk pavement alone!!!! Maybe he has something against the cement?? CEMENT 2012! We can save sidewalks all over the world. lets make it happen people! ahahahahahahaah this guy is nuts I tell ya.
Coma Caca!
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ok, so i cant see the video for some reason, maybe thats a good thing. i already wanna lick his face, my ovaries would probably explode after seeing him naked. wtf is wrong with me today?!
Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:18pm.
Who does a slut have to suck off to get the front angle of this schlong-swinger?
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'Zactly! ahahaha
He does come in a very nice package, but is off his head CRAZAY!
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"... looking in her face is heaven for all the youth and hope and good will." Thamar 03/01/2012 ☺♪☼♫
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He was really rockin' that dick swinging thing, wasn't he? I'm sure at some point he started shooting at cars with his gun while he was yelling, "Say hello to my little friend!"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:21pm.
hmm from a distance we've got some good dick swing but that could be shadow too so hmmm what can we do it is a mystery to all
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My extensive studies indicate what you were seeing was his fist. I checked and rechecked to be sure.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
WTF !!! what was he doing?? it looks like he was trying to murder the sidewalk or something.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by catwoman on Fri, 03/16/2012 - 7:20pm.
Is it wrong that I replayed and kept staring between his legs hoping to see some balls and/or a flapping cock?
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Reported.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Perhaps someone slipped him something.
(973) Jersey Strong
hmm from a distance we've got some good dick swing but that could be shadow too so hmmm what can we do it is a mystery to all
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is it wrong that I replayed and kept staring between his legs hoping to see some balls and/or a flapping cock?
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.