Gaga Told Oprah That She's Through Giving Interviews, Wants Kids
Oprah Winfrey's "Support OWN So I Don't Have To Put On A Reality Show Where Gayle And I Go To Work As Colonic Irrigation Technicians" campaign is picking up steam. Following up her kinda predatory-in-the-timing interview with Bobbi Kristina, God went to Gaga's mom's place and spoke to mother and attentionsuck.
Gaga sez her creative process involves her closing herself off from the world (*eye-roll*) and then informed O that this would be her last interview during her Born This Way Ball Tour (ugh, please edit that title).
"No press, no television, if my mom calls and says, 'Did you hear about ...' I shut it all off ... I don't read a damn thing," Gaga claimed. There is no way this one shuts off her Watchmen multimedia wall globally attuned to every little mention of her. She's got a @ladygaga Twitter feed that runs inside her eyelids.
And the big funny statement:
"Other than this interview, Oprah, I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time."
*chortle* Does anyone else envision Michael K. dancing a gay little jig over that statement? Uh, actually those are just booze-induced seizures.
This ain't gonna happen, by the way. Ms. Germanotta gave imaginary interviews in her nappies. Gaga without a camera in her face and a mike in her mouth is like like Lohan without courthouse camera clicks or cocainya. It would be a horrible Trainspotting-esque withdrawal scene for both of them. Gaga's real hair might actually grow back if she stopped giving interviews.
Oh, and she also says that she wants kids. She wants enough for "a soccer team". The kid playing goalie is gonna look sorta weird with glass dildo cleats.
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"Or she could come back a a Broadway star. She can sing and dance, and can probably act a little.
I know her antics are obnoxious and I've rolled my eyes at her as much as anyone but I think she has talent and she's not a dummy. Gaga is t going anywhere."
I totally agree. And she's done well enough financially to do any damn thing she wants for the rest of her life. Sure, she grates, but she's not some Paltrowian douchebag who got into the game without any sacrifice whatsoever.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by FreakGeek on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 11:34am.
oprah isnt gay :P she just likes to scissor with gayle.
Dannii
If you arre too stupid to not get pregnant have a damn abortion. The world will survive without your precious crotch fruit. And, don't ask other citizens for their hard earned money to support your ignorance.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 1:25am.
Hotmami
Women who have kids on purpose without making certain they have partners who love them enough to stick around are child abusers.
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oh you are fucking kidding me.
i think you've been watching a few too many hollywood movies cause its always TEH WOMENZ FAULT!!!!!! thats some shitty argument there, i wouldnt be surprised if you are a rape apologist too.
Both Caca & Oprah talk a big game about "being yourself", "empowerment", etc. but they are two of the biggest hypocrites on the planet. Caca has a song (Born This Way) about embracing yourself, but she can't leave the house without wearing a billion lbs of makeup and some dipshit costume. Oprah is gay, but won't admit it. Why do people look up to these two & eat up every word of bullshit they utter?
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 9:16am.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:04am.
Women who have kids on purpose without providing them with a solid Dad are child abusers. What part of birth control do you not understand?
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Well, that would only be true if you think women need to have a partner - no matter what - to have a child. Women can do very well raising a child on their own, thank u very much.
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It's not about YOU doing well on your own. Kids need Dads you dumb kunt.
lookee here, I'm no fan, but Gaga can sing, tinkle the ivories well and like most performers today, knows how to put on a big, splashy Vegas show. but it ain't like she's writing gobs of great songs - they're mostly dance tunes. the slower stuff might be good, but any meaning is lost 'cos she's too busy wearing goofy outfits that get the attention rather than her music.
one of these days though, I suspect she'll end up with gigs at the Carlyle or some other NYC piano bar crooning under her real name.
Bitch looks ugly as hell. And why can't she get into her skull that she will keep on being compared to Vadge if she keeps on using classic Madonna looks? This platinum blonde hair and thick dark brows screams Girlie Show, FFS. 5 Gs to Lady Gag.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:04am.
Women who have kids on purpose without providing them with a solid Dad are child abusers. What part of birth control do you not understand?
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Well, that would only be true if you think women need to have a partner - no matter what - to have a child. Women can do very well raising a child on their own, thank u very much.
I saw a clip of that interview and I just couldn't take my eyes off her and her mom's monstrous eagle BEAK! I swear I couldn't hear a word she was saying because my brain just kept saying WTF! look at how HUGE her and her mom's fuckin nose is, I mean holy shit she must have really strong neck muscles holding that thing in the air.
http://www.janetcharlton.com/jessica-simpson-is-eric-johnsons-little-pig...
oprah's boobs are akimbo...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
...she can sing, I think she has an amazing body and she has a 'living dress'... just a few of my favorite wish list things... so nah I have no trouble with this one here... (and bad romance was a phenominal video)...
...that minaj person on the other hand *shudder*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
how much money has oprah lost on her network?
lol
This trick can kiss my black ass.
It's time to bring in an advocate for the unborn babies, because someone should protect those poor defenseless creatures from their future mommie dearest. "Look what you did to my gorgeous body! Now how am I going to put couture on this?!"
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I don't get why people think Gaga needs to get "real" and ditch all the costumes and the spectacle. It would be really fucking boring if everyone was Adele and just sat and sang their songs without any embellishments. Its different parts of the same spectrum.
Submitted by beware on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:32am.
In response to Gigaboob, Quayle criticized a Murphy Brown storyline where she chose to have a child alone by referring to the character as "supposedly intelligent" and her choice as "just another lifestyle choice".
In Quayles' defence, though, he aptly summed up his vast understanding of the relevant issues when he stated that Republicans "understand the bondage between mother and child".
No, that is not a typo.
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That sounds rather innocuous compared to what I've heard from other Republicans. The words that you chose to quote were taken out of context from a speech on the importance of family. I'm not a fan of Dan Quayle, but even Candice Bergen later said she agreed with Quayle.
*air kisses Dr Ruth* You show was so much better than Dr Drew's! MedusaChrist, it does seem like Gaga went to that stage in her career where the music is an excuse to be fabulous much faster than normal. Obviously Elvis and many others did the same thing. The Rolling Stones have been touring behind disappointing records since the early 80's.
I think the music has to be there or it's not going to last. I know that Madonna's cheerleading song makes it hard to remember when it was fun to listen to her but simple songs like "Holiday" did have a sort of message and they were infectious without hitting you over the head like "Paparazzi." I really don't listen to Gaga because it sticks in your head in an irritating way. Maybe that's on purpose?
http://www.lbi.co.uk/blog/are-really-annoying-ads-really-effective-ads/
"The marketing philosophy of Hayley Parsons who heads up Go Compare the insurance comparison website makes for an interesting debate.
Talking about their TV ads, featuring the large moustachioed opera singer Gio Compario, she says “the brief was to make them as irritating as possible. I didn’t want to win any awards for creativity. Annoying ads really work”.
Her premise is that the tune sticks in your head until it hurts so that when people think insurance, they think Go Compare. As far as Parsons is concerned “ It doesn’t matter that they don’t like us”. Despite being voted the UKs most annoying advertiser, Go Compare has grown to be worth a reputed £400m in the 5 years since its inception."
- Posted by Jake Dyer March 23rd, 2011
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Hotmami
Women who have kids on purpose without making certain they have partners who love them enough to stick around are child abusers.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:48am.
Eight posts in a row! Serious!
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
*********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
*********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
*********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
*********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
*********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Men get out of paying child support ALL THE TIME.
And what about men who are married with kids, yet don't have jobs?
And the whole "What if the man doesn't want the baby?" argument...really? So women are supposed to have abortions so that a man doesn't have to take responsibility for a child that he helped create?
I know that no one here actually said that, but it's what that particular argument seems to imply.
And, like I said, there are men who are very adept at dodging their responsibilities, single or married.
*********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
LuvemeMore says:
I am a woman and I agree with this 100%. I cringe when I hear that women do this. The guy is an "asshole" for not wanting a kid with his fuck buddy when the potential mom does and is stuck paying for that shit for 18 years. However, if the girl doesn't want it and the guy does "it's her body!" when she wants to terminate it (although I believe she has every right to do so). That's fucked up. HOWEVER, guys, knowing how scandalous women can be, really need to wrap it up to avoid this fucked up situation, because, like it or not, it DOES happen this way.
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I, too, is a chick. And, I have ALWAYS been a defender of the *I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend your right to say it*. Same thing goes with a person's body.
On the flip side, scandalous is as scandalous does. Some guys don't WANT to wear condoms. Some men fall for the whole *I'm on BC* or *I can't get preggo*.
Also, I am one of them slutty girls who has 3 kids from 3 different daddies. Scandalous? Mine are 25, 17 and 3. (Hey, but I DID fuck A LOT!!!! hahahahaaaa)
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Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary. ~Hekki the Wuzzle
In response to Gigaboob, Quayle criticized a Murphy Brown storyline where she chose to have a child alone by referring to the character as "supposedly intelligent" and her choice as "just another lifestyle choice".
In Quayles' defence, though, he aptly summed up his vast understanding of the relevant issues when he stated that Republicans "understand the bondage between mother and child".
No, that is not a typo.
Also, and I will NOT be popular for this one, I don't think it IS only the woman's *choice*. Yes, it takes 2 to tango... but what if the guy WANTS the baby and the girl doesn't? She has EVERY RIGHT to terminate. Vice Versa, where the guy doesn't want it but the girl does? HE is stuck with child support for 18-25 years.
Feminism has NOT come that far....
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I am a woman and I agree with this 100%. I cringe when I hear that women do this. The guy is an "asshole" for not wanting a kid with his fuck buddy when the potential mom does and is stuck paying for that shit for 18 years. However, if the girl doesn't want it and the guy does "it's her body!" when she wants to terminate it (although I believe she has every right to do so). That's fucked up. HOWEVER, guys, knowing how scandalous women can be, really need to wrap it up to avoid this fucked up situation, because, like it or not, it DOES happen this way.
"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
Im gonna assume Boston has never had sex. Condoms break, birth control fails and so do relationships. You really shouldn't be so judgmental.
Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:04am.
Women who have kids on purpose without providing them with a solid Dad are child abusers. What part of birth control do you not understand?
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OK I DO agree with you on the *on purpose* part... but how long has condoms been out? Don't fucking lay it on the women... idiot.
Also, and I will NOT be popular for this one, I don't think it IS only the woman's *choice*. Yes, it takes 2 to tango... but what if the guy WANTS the baby and the girl doesn't? She has EVERY RIGHT to terminate. Vice Versa, where the guy doesn't want it but the girl does? HE is stuck with child support for 18-25 years.
Feminism has NOT come that far....
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Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary. ~Hekki the Wuzzle
Women who have kids on purpose without providing them with a solid Dad are child abusers. What part of birth control do you not understand?
You skanks are making me proud today. *wipes away little tear*
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"Sex can never be a politically neutral interaction as long as the interests of one party are by universal decree prioritized over the interests of the other." -- http://bit.ly/y8oRWL
Ugh, enough with the Oprah. I never liked her loud, booming personality. Her protege Gail is just as horrible on the morning news program.
I also do not care for Oprah's preachy "buy this" and "read this" commands. Why do people need this type of "guidance"?
I appreciate the lives of people who overcome terrible childhoods and racism to do good in this world, but (in my eyes) Oprah believes too much in her own hype and has become distasteful.
Ok, so, first of all,it's 50/50. Because pregnancy is caused by a woman AND a man.
Second...even though being a single parent wasn't a goal I had for myself, guess what, bostoncremefuck? I AM PROUD to be a parent, single or not, and I am also proud that I have the ability to provide for my kids without a man.
As for Oprah...unfortunately, my opinion is the same as boston's...she's an elitist cunt, who doesn't give two fucks about anyone who isn't swimming in money. And that BK interview? She preyed on a young girl in order to get ratings.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 9:29pm.
Though she seems like a real jerk in real life.
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I have to love the irony of this statement coming from one of D-listed's resident know-it-all, woman-hating, self-righteous "geniuses." I could never believe you're a democrat when you sound like a KKK member half the time.
Lol Boston, like married people never get divorced? You know it takes two people to make a baby, right? But way to blame the mom and not the absent daddy.
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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 03/18/2012 - 10:08pm.
boston, you obviously write to provoke and it usually works, but I don't think you're actually a troll so I'll answer seriously. The women that are raising children on their own are not a disgrace. The absent fathers are the disgrace, if we have to blame and shame. That's really obvious.
I'll even say that it's more (51%) the responsibility of the woman, since she is the one that gets pregnant and the man can leave the child much easier than the woman can, but if you really think unwed mothers are a disgrace you're doing an old Dan Quayle routine. Come on, man. Get some original material.
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I don't recall Dan Quayle saying single mothers were disgraceful. I thought his point was that fathers were important in children's lives, which is true.
Most of these single mothers get pregnant on purpose and become single mothers to make them feel important and loved.
"Most", eh? Where do you get your statistics from, except your own experience?
Poor baby, sounds like someone broke your heart pretty bad and you are bitter. Do you need a hug?
Most of these single mothers get pregnant on purpose and become single mothers to make them feel important and loved. Fine, just as long as they do not expect to get 1 penny from other responsible tax payers. There is a really easy way to not get pregant. Keep your legs shut if you are not in a solid marriage.
GaGa must look like her father.
Her mother is very pretty! Still can't get past that. ;)
Her mother is very pretty! Still can't get past that. ;)
So GaGa will provide the sperm and Beyonce's surrogate will carry the beast?
BoredSlore: it would be an honor. Use it!
I wrote a whole manifesto but boiled it down to that.
Hekki~ I would like your permission to use your following thought as my new siggie:
Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary.
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
I'm not a fan of Big O but I have to give it to her - she worked hard and made the big time. As for Lady Gaga (who looks just like the girl from Different Strokes in that picture) she bores me.