Monday, March 19th 2012

Good Morning, Here's A Beautiful Way To Start Your Day

Half of you aren't reading these words on your screen since your eyeballs shriveled into your head and are currently making their way down your body to escape out of your anus hole, because exposing them to this topless Pimp Mama Kris picture is going too far and they aren't going to take any more of your abuse. The other half of you are enjoying your morning coffee with a splash of vomit. What a wonderful way to start a Monday!

Rob Kardashian turned 25 over the weekend and Pimp Mama Kris celebrated the day she brought her fourth human ATM into the world by posting this picture in all her pregnant glory on her blog. Pimp Mama Kris is thinking she's giving us "Demi Moore on Vanity Fair" when she's really giving us the fame whore version of Rosemary's Baby.

Nothing will make you happier to be alive another year than your mom publishing a picture of her wearing a Moe Howard mullet, Baby Huey's diaper and a hand bra on your birthday. Or is it nothing will make you "want to get face/off surgery with a stranger and legally change your name so your family can never find you." I get those two confused.

Posted by: Michael K


catholicschoolgirl's picture

Wasn't this one of the pictures found hidden in the jewelry box in "Silence of the Lambs"? You know, first one killed, third one found. Perfect model for a skin suit - too bad B-Bill didn't haunt Los Angeles.

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Is this picture from the gallery of the "first one killed, third one found" from 'Silence of the Lambs'?

Bossy's picture

She looks like she's wearing a diaper and that stomach looks like twins or triplets, wtf.

It'a bad enough and SICK that she would force this hideous image on her grown son but why in God's name would she want the rest of the world to see her like this?

Is she so impaired that she sees beauty here? The hair cut alone would make me burn this picture damn quick.

Demi Moore she's NOT.

Vermithrax's picture

Bowl of cereal = ruined.

boredasfuckyo's picture

You know, pregnant broads and I usually don't get along all that well, because I think they can be self-entitled cunts, however, I do have to admit there is a certain glow and beauty to a pregnant woman. USUALLY, in this case, no. I mean holy crap, normally pregnancy makes a woman just glowing and beautiful (in my opinion), in this case, nada. There is just nothing beautiful about this greedy bitch.

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I used to think pregnancy is a beautiful thing.

Until this famewhore, who sold her soul to satan, showed up in a 'Demi wanna- be' pose wearing a diaper.

Wassa mattah? Is it not the day for the feminine lube commercial to be filmed? Could you not just take the day off KRIS?

Did you just have to compete with your pregnant, unmarried daughter and show her how it is supposed to be done?

Vulgar harrigan.

nunya_bizness's picture

Pinche!!! So that's her original face.

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WWJDFAKB's picture

I should feel sorry for Rob, but it's not like he does anything to stop his embarrassing attention whore of a mother.

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Foxxy Brown's picture

even back then her eyes said "soulless whore"

lmao at comment below that the belly must be kim's ass sticking out

Why was she wearing a diaper..

Pics like that are so gross.. like some poster said earlier, women put up pics like this on facebook, thinking they are so artsy, but they are just gross.. my bff took pics like that and i had to bit my tongue and say that was very nice.. yuck!

DaddysJoy's picture

Does Rob have his own place yet or a pseudo-business venture???

Hate her. Hate her. Hate her. Hate her.

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

Stoney's picture

Yes, take the pics for yourself. My problem is the sudden influx of pregnant women getting naked for public consumption. And how dare anyone have a problem with it...they are MOMMIES!!
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jelliebean's picture

I know I'm late to the thread here but c'mon Michael, on a Monday morning????

WinterOwl22's picture

This is so embarrassing.

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almostfamous88's picture

Oh, come the fuck on...these roaches need to be exterminated

Migraine Sally's picture

Stoney,

Again, the "sharing" part. That part I do not understand. I get the part where they want to capture a photo of their big preggo belly. For their own nostalgia.

But I wholeheartedly agree with you. Don't share that shit. You are nekkid! That's private.

Stoney's picture

Sorry, I don't understand the needing to be topless and holding your tits part and then showing everyone like you're the only woman in the world to ever be pregnant. There are chicks putting this shit on facebook and making it their profile picture. Just because you are growing a fetus does not negate the fact that you are fucking naked. These idgits shouldn't breed, seriously.
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Aunt Bea's picture

This woman is a complete ass.

Migraine Sally's picture

I understand someone taking these photos, I just don't understand the sharing them with the world part.

Stoney's picture

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY CAN'T PREGNANT BITCHES EVER PUT ON SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES!!
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ditquoi's picture

the soft focus is a nice touch. I'm sure her belly would look like a subway map in HD.

and uh...bra, anyone? O_o

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:28pm.

Actually it explains everything! Kim likes being pissed on because it reminds her of the day she was born!

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NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Dammit MK ! ! !
This is the last time I eat while reading the D.

*dry heaves*

I can't finish my food now.

WithinReason...'s picture

It takes a special brand of ATTENTION HOR to pull this out and release it 25 YEARS after the fact, just to get some press for your otherwise unremarkable ass/family!! "Gross" is right MK!
(Not the pregnant picture, JUST HER preggo pic now!) JFC, LOL! ;p

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M.E.'s picture

*shrugs*

I have similar pics, only, they're for me, not for the world.

Sluttsville's picture

By the size of her belly, that must have been Kim's ass sticking out.

Brought to you by the letter D. I'd be horrified if my mother showed something like this to me.

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery

TheBreakdown's picture

This trick is wearing Depends. I see the 'piss on me' genes are generational.

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LaChaylo's picture

I read somewhere Brucilda Jenner got mad and left PMK for a couple of days for pimping out the nonKardashians too much, that he's not liking it.

Big wuss went back of course - I doubt he's the main breadwinner in the family anymore.

Anonymoussss's picture

Why is she wearing a diaper?

babybunny's picture

This pic makes my stomach quesy, super prego picks are just gross, PMK did have a decent face now with the unnatural pug nose, and icky personality and pimp ways, she is pure yuck.

Now now, I'm sure that bump was perfectly normal, not freakishly huge. After all, when you get knocked up by Satan, you need extra space for the horns and tail.

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Bree's picture

Whoa, my mom looked like that when she was pregnant with twins. That must've been one big ass baby.

RufusR's picture

You sure that's not a picture of Octomom? Looks like her to me.

guest's picture

Psl...you just know she does!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Is it me, or is that a freakishly huge bump for one fetus? She looks like that one Kate Gosselin pic when she was having the sextuplets.

Anyway, it's nice that she put out this warning, in case anyone out there hasn't seen the show -- RUN LADIES RUN! Future serial killers torture small animals and future mother-in-laws from hell post naked pics of themselves on their grown son's birthdays.

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parissucksliterally's picture

She probably thinks she started the whole trend of pics while very pregnant....

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Datura's picture

She's certainly messed up her face since then. With her chop-job rhinoplasty, she just looks hideous to me. And Kim is following in her footsteps in that respect.

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I guess when mason turns 25 kourtney will show him the video of his birth. What a weirdo family. Attention whores all of them.

ba-buttons's picture

She's repugnant but I'd strap old Kris on.

I just want to bend her over and smack that fat cougar ass.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

El Bastardo's picture

The weapon that killed good television.

karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

this was in her book. yeah, i read it....ducks....and hides head in shame./..

winkadoodle's picture

Why do some women feel the need to do nekkid prego photos? Yes, pregnancy is beautiful (if you don't think of stretch marks, leaky boobs, vomiting at all hours of the day, and bowel movements that would rival an ox) but why must you be nekkid ass nekkid??

guest's picture

Poor Rob!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Shit, I thought that was Chyna.

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Dr. Dick's picture

That pregnant and no boobs? Way to make your son's birthday all about you.

MissJaneTexas's picture

And she is probably wearing a diaper because she is at the stage where every sneeze, laugh, cough and baby kick are causing her to pee herself just a bit.

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