January And Child
Parts of JFK had to be thawed out this past weekend after stone cold ice queen January Jones strut through with her 6-month-old son Xander Jones. The National Enquirer, Star Magazine, InTouch and all those other tabloid hos shouldn't be able to sleep at night, because it's been MONTHS and they still haven't told us who's sending January a child support check every month! How do they live with themselves?!
You know, most babies look like skin blobs with cheeks to me, so I'm not the one to say that Xander's got Matthew Vaughn's hairline or Jason Sudeikis' ear lobes or Bobby Flay's lashes or Xander Berkley's left nostril or Jim Bob Duggar's graceful demeanor. Yeah, I know Jim Bob wasn't on the list of January's possible baby daddies, but whenever I see a white kid and I don't know who their father is, I just assume it's Jim Bob Duggar.
And you might be wondering if January Fergie-ed herself on the flight, but that isn't piss running down her leg. January just forgot to wear her dry ice bra on the flight, so her frozen heart melted and ran down her leg. That's all.
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I wonder if Claudia Schiffer sees her children's faces in Jones's baby. AWKWARD.
The kid's face is mingin'. DGAF.
If you ever watched Maury, you know sometimes they are 100% sure who is the babydaddy...except when they don't. Maybe she doesn't know for sure, and is too ashamed to get the testing.
Re the blue eyed thing: two of my friends have brown eyes (hers medium brown and his almost hazel) and their daughter has bright blue eyes. Both grandmothers have blue eyes (and blond hair, which the kid also inherited). And yeah, she looks exactly like her dad so no mailman involvement here.
However, their son has brown eyes and brown hair like his parents. It's just the toss of the alleles - there's really no way to predict how they'll match up.
Two blue eyed people can have a brown eyed child. It is very rare, an anomaly, but it CAN happen. Genetics is more complicated and unpredictable than those punnet squares would lead you to believe.
Can't confirm the baby's eye color. This kid is growing up fast; it won't be a secret much longer.
That was an interesting read. Far cry from what we were taught in school. But basically it's saying that it would take a mistake in the DNA to allow blue eyed parents to produce brown eye child. Yes, it is possible. But he concludes with this :
"Genetics can be thought of as telling us what is most likely, not what will or will not happen. So two blue-eyed parents will most likely have blue-eyed kids, two parents without a cleft chin will most likely have a kid without a cleft chin, etc."
Thank you for enlightening me:)
I'm gonna say it again, look at the kid's ears in the last two shots MK posted above. Now look at the pic of Jason Flemyng who was also a suspect in the link below. Kid has elfin ears with a weird attachment at the top. Jason Flemyyng has that same weird attachment and elf ears.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_Transporter_2/005TRT_Jason_Flemyng_0...
He also has blue eyes and the same lips as the kid. The kid got her nose though. I looked at pics of her and all the other suspected baby daddys and they all have flat ears, this is the only guy who had open car door ears.
This is a simplified explanation of how two blue eyed parents can have a brown eyed kid.
http://www.thetech.org/genetics/ask.php?id=101
Just find out who needed treatment for a frostbitten package about the time she got babyfied and the daddy will be known.
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So now we're talking genetics? *steals babys diaper for dna testing*
GROSS!
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
Vaughn looks like he has hazel or green eyes. I can't clearly see Xander's eye color, but that kid has Vaughn's slightly droopy eyes and mouth area.
FYI: two blue eyed parents CAN have a kid with brown eyes.
It's my understanding that since blue eyes are a recessive gene - if BOTH parents have blue eyes then that's all they have to give - is their recessive blue eyed gene . Baby will have blue eyes. I have NEVER in my life seen parents, who both have blue eyes, produce a child with brown or even green eyes.
On the other hand, yes, if mommy has blue eyes and dad has brown eyes(But carriers a blue eyed recessive gene) then the baby can have blue eyes. I have a blue eyed child - having green eyes, my husband has hazel ... both of us have atleast one parent with blue eyes and the other parent has brown eyes , therefore, carrying the recessive gene - we had a chance at conceiving a child w/blue eyes. And did.
@Lurker - I think Schiffer & Vaughn's kids look just like HER, but Jones' baby looks like Vaughn. See link.
http://weblogs.thecwdc.com/entertainment/dejaperez/2010/05/its-a-girl-1....
Why is this trick on the radar again? Scraping gum off the bottom of my shoe is far more exciting than anything January can bring to the table...
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I think it's Matthew Vaughn's kid. Google "Claudia Schiffer children" (because if you google his name and kids, a bunch of January Jones stuff just pops up.)
His kids look identical to JJ's baby. The resemblance with his son is uncanny, especially with toddler pictures.
Plus, I know he's a baby and they all have LARGE heads, but he's got an elongated forehead and similar ears to MV. Jason Sudeikis's baby pics have wider facial features, and don't look like him.
Submitted by its like_ MJ_like on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:42am.
At least she takes responsability and didn't 'chose' abortion. Sorry, I'm really against it. Even though it's fashion to have one. 75% of my friends had one. This makes me sad, in an age where you can use plenty of precautions. I can't imagine I'would have trown my baby girl with the garbage just because I was to dumb to think of consequences.
That why I think she does indeed has a heart. She could have taken the easy way. Now she is the homewrecker etc etc.
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One can be for it or against it as much as they want. Abortion is never "in fashion". Its a personal decision at a given time on one's ability to have a baby.
Not sure whats happening with your friends.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 2:28am.
This trick is not even worth reporting on.
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That's really the bottom line. Even with a paternity scandal, this trick still puts me to sleep.
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Submitted by its like_ MJ_like on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:42am.
At least she takes responsability and didn't 'chose' abortion. Sorry, I'm really against it. Even though it's fashion to have one. 75% of my friends had one.
your friends should learn how to use birth control.
Submitted by its like_ MJ_like on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 8:32am.
In my opinion, she can't be a cunt cause she didn't murder her baby like so many others do.
It's a cute kid. The father is wrong.
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Excuse me? Murder her baby? Dude, thats called family planning.
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At least she takes responsability and didn't 'chose' abortion. Sorry, I'm really against it. Even though it's fashion to have one. 75% of my friends had one. This makes me sad, in an age where you can use plenty of precautions. I can't imagine I'would have trown my baby girl with the garbage just because I was to dumb to think of consequences.
That why I think she does indeed has a heart. She could have taken the easy way. Now she is the homewrecker etc etc.
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She was also a 'raging nymphomaniac.'"
jenlynxo:
That is absolutely not true, so you need to go back to the drawing board. Blue eyes are a recessive gene, yes, but if both parents carry the gene for brown and blue eyes, it can go either way. For example, both of Vanessa Williams' parents have brown eyes, yet hers are blue. Her brother, on the other hand, has brown eyes.
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If you know anything about genetics, the baby daddy most likely has brown eyes. If both parents have blue eyes, the baby will (almost always) have blue eyes. And since January has blue eyes, the father probably has brown eyes. Cute baby though. I don't blame her for not telling, even if there is no scandal there, she problem just doesn't feel like splashing her personal life all over the tabloids. I wouldn't either.
Submitted by its like_ MJ_like on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 8:32am.
In my opinion, she can't be a cunt cause she didn't murder her baby like so many others do.
It's a cute kid. The father is wrong.
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Excuse me? Murder her baby? Dude, thats called family planning.
She's a weird chick. I'm sure the baby's paternity will come out soon enough.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 10:46pm.
I guess it's time to tell everyone that the child is in fact MY baby, I figured you sluts can keep a secret so don't tell anyone else!
Goopy is clutching her pearls, Whamo!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
In my opinion, she can't be a cunt cause she didn't murder her baby like so many others do.
It's a cute kid. The father is wrong.
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She was also a 'raging nymphomaniac.'"
I just looked at that Vaughn character. He's married to Claudia Schiffer and this is who he cheats with?? I have to say the kid does look alittle like him - which is not really a good thing.
I really don't know who she is, but everytime I see her in a magazine - the bitch looks mad. Very frustrated.
http://www.janetcharlton.com/zac-efron-turns-a-west-hollywood-gay-bar-up...
Would it kill this bitch to smile??? That kid is cute - I'd smile at him
Wow! The picture of Vaughn in that link looks like the baby - the eyes and mouth area.
It's probably due to stress that Schiffer began looking so skinny during that time.
Submitted by Liz7940 on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 3:53am.
Check out the link below. It's a pic of Matthew Vaughn. The resemblance to the baby's eyes and lips is there.
http://celebaj.blogspot.com/2010/05/it-baby-girl-for-claudia-schiffer.ht…
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Normally i never check for this bitch at all. Of all the rumored sperm donors, this baby looks like that ugly dude the most.
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ubermot - Chip from Kate & Ally, ba ha!
Looks like the daddy would be... Jim from The Office or Guy Ritchie. Or Chip from Kate & Allie.
popcorn watching all the way with this one. poor girl.lol
How did Bobby Flay get involved in this? LMAO!
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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 1:45am.
Another stupid fucking kunt who thinks fathers are optional. I will not be watching her show this time.
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I hope January doesn't get wind of this. She'll be crushed.
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Cat Scratch - "Anyways, she may not be the best actress but she's perfect for Betty and I think a lot of people are ignoring how bad of a father Don is."
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Oh, I don't! Don was a lousy, cheating, lying, drunken husband and for the most part a lazy-ass father....oh, don't get me started on that skank Draper!! That episode where Betty wore that yellow bathing suit and rocked it and was feeling all sexy for Don and then he basically called her a slut and ordered her to put some clothes on. I know it was another time, but I wanted to kick his ass out the door! He pursued dates while married and then when the marriage was finished, "gave up" & lived in self-pity for x amount of time.
Ugly spawn. I thought a father like Holy Ghost could do a better job, but I was wrong.
What a cute baby!!!
He looks like Suidekis to me!!!
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MK, shame on you for pointing out the stain on her pants. She is travelling and carrying her own 6 month old. There's gonna be all kinds of fluids seeping around. When I went before the judge to become a citizen, my sitter had backed out at the last minute. My dress was covered in baby barf. Shit happens when you have a baby, as well as pee, vomit, juice, etc....
Can we talk about Matthew Vaughn's hair. Or not. Because I must be the only card carrying vagina holder that sees that mess.Claudia? January? There is no amount of money or gift cards to Lids, that would make me. His head looks like a knuckle. I have to go with Sudeikis on this one for pity's sake.
Check out the link below. It's a pic of Matthew Vaughn. The resemblance to the baby's eyes and lips is there.
http://celebaj.blogspot.com/2010/05/it-baby-girl-for-claudia-schiffer.ht...
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 3:35am.
No no, that shouldn't lessen our hate for her. It's that the hate for her should simply equal the hate directed at the father... which is a little harder to do since nobody really knows who he is.
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Yeah, don't get all the hate directed at Jones just on the off chance that she had this kid by a married man. To paraphrase Regina King's character in Southland, I guess the father's dick just happened to stumble into Jones' coochie by accident. Poor guy. Such an innocent.
Okay, going on my baby has distinctive ears theory, the Baby Daddy has to be Jason Flemyng. Check out the kids pictures in MK's post above and then take a gander at this pic of Jason Flemyng. Case closed in my opinion.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_Transporter_2/005TRT_Jason_Flemyng_0...
The baby is ADORABLE, but he has VERY distinctive ears. In a little elfin/Vulcan type of way. Not sure if her ears are like that, but if any of the guys ears are like that, they'd be the baby daddy. Must search for pictures of papa candidates and biznatch mama to check out the lobes. Seems to me the baby looks more like the director dude and not Sudeikis. If you look closely at Sudeikis, you can see the family resemblance to his Uncle George Wendt, who played Norm on Cheers. Don't see that in the kid here.