Jeremy Sisto Is Good At Naming Babies
These pictures of Jeremy Sisto having a special "let's play 'Suck and Blow'" moment with a panting ball of fluff are almost three years old, but it's never too late to get eye servings of dogs and beards. And the blank look in that dog's eyes might best express your feelings about what Jeremy named his 8-day-old son.
Jeremy and his wife Addie Lane named their 2-year-old daughter CHARLIE-BALLERINA, so you know they're walking hand-in-hand with fuckery. Addie gave birth to a boy on March 14th, but it too a good minute for the name to come to them as they dropped acid while watching The Neverending Story. Jeremy Tweeted (via People) his son's name last night and this is what they came up with:
BASTIAN KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reading that name might make you feel the same way Cher felt when Elton left her all alone in a Circus World parking lot in the Valley: confused, scared and feeling hot in an Alaia. Maybe it's because I have a soft spot (a really soft spot, a "go to an anus specialist because it's starting to make gushy sounds when you walk" kind of soft spot) for crazy Billy Chenowith, but I sort of like that name. It's totally fucked up. It sounds like the name of a Sebastian from The Little Mermaid-inspired cocktail made with crab juice and hot sauce. It also sounds like the name of a hipster band from rural Canada whose claim to fame is getting one of their songs on an episode of the new 90210. But more importantly....
Bastian Kick is the name of the martial arts move Bastian Kick will lay down on his parents when he realizes they named him Bastian Kick.
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He could call me bitch if it meant his fine ass was with me... as a matter of fact, I wish he would...
Whatever, the child's name is quirky. But this guy plays the best creepster. He's a good actor and he's mastered the art of making you feel uncomfortable while watching him perform. Apparently, this photo proves that he is adept at conveying that in real life as well.
Bastian is apparently short for Sebastian.
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Is he the last Bastian/ion of fuckery? Bastian connotes the root word, "Bast." I hope it doesn't come to mean bastard. Never give your kids names that could indicate future behavior: (Princess, King, Maverick), unless you're prepared to deal with it.
Submitted by Margo on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 1:06pm.
White people.
LOL!!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I am bummed he is married. He is hot!
Jeremy is super sweet and shy in person. I know him. He's absofuckinglutely humble and kind and hasn't changed AT ALL since I've known him. I can't say enough nice things about this man.
My favorite pic of him:
http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/cms/294x255/455397.jpg
So handsome.
I'm okay with the name Bastian, even though anyone named Bastian sounds pretentious as fuck, whatever, Kick? Someone should should "KICK" him in the balls, hopefully it sterilizes him and his ass can't reproduce and embarass anymore offspring with ridiculous names.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:30pm.
I haven't been able to stand him ever since I saw him as Julius Caesar, and he had the charisma of a rotting cabbage.
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Damn, he's cute as hell but this name screams LOOK AT ME!!!!
He has always seemed like a weirdo to me so this isn't surprising. Bastian Kick sounds like a disease. "I have Bastian Kick syndrome" and Charlie Ballerina sounds like a name for a tranny barbie doll.
If Jeremy Sisto was fucking myself stupid, I'd let him name our kids the hell he wanted
My favorite was the mom calling her kid at the playground "Aramis! Aramis! Five minute warning!"
This fuckery changes my feelings about his fuckability.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!
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BASTIAN QUICK (better). Or QUICKIE, starting with his teen years.
Sounds like something from an 80's hair band. Don't know who this guy is but he appears to be rather hairy.
I would name a kid Bastian Atreyu, so I like the first name. Middle names can be weird as long as parents don't start referring to the kid from the start by their middle name.
I haven't been able to stand him ever since I saw him as Julius Caesar, and he had the charisma of a rotting cabbage. I saw him in another movie as Jesus, and he was just as charismatic.
Do these celebs get off on the attention from choosing stupid-ass names? Or do they just think they're too good for MUNDANE names?
(Nic Cage is excused from this because he's a huge nerd AND possibly crazy, so I don't think naming his kid after Superman was a famewhore move)
Gotta admit that I'd fuck with people if I became a celebrity then had a baby. I'd tweet, "His name is Dracula Trash-Compactor McGee!" and later tweet "JK! His real name is Robert!"
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Bastain is a nickname for Sebastian. You have to be a special kind of stupid to name your kid a nickname. I'm looking at you, people who name your kid Maddie.
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Name the kid Sebastian and CALL him Bastian.
Kick could be a family name (I once knew of someone with that surname).
That's what happens when you pull too many all-nighters watching German kickball.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastian_Schweinsteiger
I've LOVED the name Bastian ever since seeing "The Never Ending Story" which I saw in the cinema when it came out and was floored by the whole thing. I thought of the name Bastian for my son but right away I thought: They'll call him Bastard.... even if he isn't one. I realize the name should actually be Sebastian and now one of my sons' best friends is named Sebastian!
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Look on the bright side. The child will grow up to hate him and possibly write a book about it.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 1:52pm.
ditquoi, he was Elton.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jeez he's aged 100 years since Clueless, I would NEVER in a million years guessed that was the same guy!! Good grief :-P
Who is this cocksucker? Is he the incest guy from Six Feet Under?
It's Bastian Bux, bitch, not Bastian Kick!
Get it right, dammit.
Why can't these hollywood folks stop trying to out crazy each other with the baby names?? For the love of God...
That said i have had the hots for Jeremy Sisto and his sexy voice since he was in that hideous movie Moonlight and Valentino where he played GOOPY's boyfriend.
Also I believe he was in love with Cher in Clueless but she wasnt having it and tried to pawn him off on the Brittany Murphy character. Cher was in l
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:05pm.
He was the shizz on Law and Order until they stupidly cancelled that shit.
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AGREED!!! I like the name Bastian. But "Kick". They better hope they stay in or near Hollywood because anywhere else and this kid will likely be tormented because of it.
Now onto Jeremy Sisto...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I'd hit it.
My mom knew a guy in high school named Bastian Faggingerauer. Compared to that, this kid's got it easy.
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Submitted by ditquoi:
Bastian Kique would have been edgier
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Hmmmmm......I actually like that. But I'm a Francophile. ;-)
I actually kind of like the name Bastian. *hides*
He was the shizz on Law and Order until they stupidly cancelled that shit.
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He was the shizz on Law and Order until they stupidly cancelled that shit.
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Sweet Mary Moses! Meh. You should have just named him Lasting Dick and called it a day.
BOING!
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I'd still hit it.
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Prunicle Bunicle is pretty hot. I just googled "ridiculous name generator" and put in my name, and I got Prunicle Bunicle. Sounds like a pickle crossed with a cactus, with a bunion, imo.
ditquoi, he was Elton.
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ditqoui - ELTON!
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 1:49pm.
who was he in Clueless???
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He was the popular douche Cher was in love with.
who was he in Clueless???
The name sounds like a command.
OMG, Bastard Dick. That poor kid. It's obvious his stupid moron parents did not think this name through, or they did and are sadistic fucks. That child is in for a world of hurt on the playground.
At least all his older sister will get (when she drops the idiotic "Ballerina" from her name) is taunts about how her name is a boy's name. That seems like a walk in the park compared to what her poor little brother will have to go through.
Elton really IS an a-hole.
That's one fugly pretentious I-hate-my-kid name. I like rare names, but fucking ridiculous names like these suck huge monkey balls. Fucking stupid hipsters.
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Bastian Kique would have been edgier
Jeremy is hot and I give him a pass. He and his wife probably came up with the names while smoking some of the good shit.
Even though both names are odd, I don't find them as difficult as names that are deliberately spelled in an unconventional way like Mahreeah or Meriylihn, you get the idea... To each their own, but holy fack!
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God I think Jeremy is hot
And my kids have unusual names so I can't say anything about this name choice....
Better than Blue Ivy or Pilot Inspektor or Apple or Moses. I lurve Jeremy Sisto, though :). He's really hot on Suburgatory.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Ugh, reminds me of this little dog that runs up to me yapping everytime i come home, ugh, i do not want that weird little dog nipping at me, put your dogs on a leash people!
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