Open Post: Hosted By The Gorgeously Fresh Courtney Love
March 22, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
We’re only two days into spring and the flowers are already starting to bloom. One of those flowers, Courtney Love, spread her pollen all over a Ferragamo party in NYC last night. I don’t know if Courtney Love went to the party right after she shot a cameo on Law & Order: SVU as a drunk Staten Islander hooker whose waterlogged body gets pulled out of the river. Or if she came to the party right after her drunk and waterlogged body got pulled out of the river. Either way, I bet that when she coughed up cigarette smoke, wet leaves came out too. This is why I always stay away from the water whenever I’m drunk and turning tricks on Staten Island.
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