Afternoon Crumbs
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm coughing up (I won't tell you from where, don't worry) pieces of Sourdough Jack and animal-style fries, which means I've probably had too much California. For the rest of the day, I'll be safe and secure in my porn-watching knit tunnel while going back to New York. My ass will be back tomorrow and now on to the crumbs:
Tyra Sanchez's RiRi's jank lace lashes get an F-, but her eyebrow situation gets a solid B - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What happens when Annie Hall takes styling tips from Beetlejuice - Lainey Gossip
A Kiss Begins With Krap: Miley Cyrus Tweets a picture of what some think is her totally fake engagement ring - The Superficial
I don't know who this Daniel Garofali dude is, but I'll gladly skip down his cobblestone happy trail - Towleroad
Every picture from the Spring Breakers set looks straight out of TruTV's Party Heat - Hollywood Tuna
AnnaSophia Robb in the role Trace Cyrus was born in a barn to play! - Just Jared
A who's who of Valtrex's most wanted list - The Berry
Cate Blanchett brings Mimi's recurring nightmare to life by going Photoshop-free on the cover of a magazine - Celebitchy
I hate myself down to a real level for thinking this was the Empress of Lucite - ICYDK
JLove knows how to sell a basic cable TV show that looks like shit - Popoholic
Dude in the back can't look at Beyonce's flower barf pants either - Popsugar
Move over puppy Beyonce, here comes Sugar - The Daily What
For those of you who have a serious frat boys in pumps fetish - OMG Blog
FYI: Elmo's a bottom - Videogum
Just like every damn sad bitch, Peter Felchinelli is letting Adele voice his raw emotions - I'm Not Obsessed
Kenny G's almost-ex-wife sounds like my kind of crazy ass bitch - Hollywood Rag
This list is incomplete without an unPhotoshopped Khloe Kardashian - Cityrag
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I wonder if MK is back from his long flight yet! Not sure why he's leaking animal-style double doubles, those are DELISH hahahaha ;)
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i can't stop laughing at the porn-watching knit tunnel photo, i want one in green. feel better soon michael k!
Beyonce's floral pants are a huge success if the object was to magnify the size of her already large caboose.
And those yellow pumps go with...?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Miley's ring is the most pathetic fake I've ever seen. It seems that the mentally challenged bog monster can't even put together a simple engagement hoax without coming across as absolutely braindead.
Cate looks amazing every day, anywhere, all the time: I respect her skills and her self-respect and esteem. Has anyone seen Demi's pics? Horrifyingly false. I'll always love Cate.
RiRi gets on my last nerve: she's NOT a positive role model, she's not even talented. Poseur.
Kenny G will probably end up in a murder-suicide.
Miley's ring is not real: she's just keeping relevant.
about Kenny G's wife, if she runs for governor I am voting. Leaf blowers are the stupidest invention ever. All that noise and most of them don't even pick up the leaves. They blow it this way and that way and then they leave. No. And they allow that in Malibu? If I lived in Malibu I would expect my leaves to be raked with rake made out of renewable resources and someone that looks like one of Madonna's dancers operating it.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
I've felt for years that AnnaSophia Robb is half alien half human and that she would take over the world someday (or just Hollywood). Never pictured her in this role but I hope it puts her on the map. She's a fine lil actress!
Miley Cyrus's ring probably didn't even come from "Claires". Looks too cheap for "Claires".
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I love AnnaSophia. She's pretty. But doesn't really come off as a Carrie Bradshaw. BUT we shall see in due time.
Dear RiRi, no one gives a flying fuck if you smoke, shoot heroin, or cut yourself after writing a 'Please take me back' message to Chris Brown. You are not sexy or vaguely amusing for that matter. Please entertain yourself in more productive ways in the future. Signed, everyone.
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Sourdough Jack and animal-style fries? That's my faaaaaavorite!
- I'm losing interest in Rihanna. She'd better pose naked for me to care.
- Based on the shots I've seen from Spring Breakers, something tells me an R-rating is in play. Especially if Selena and the gang are with naked women! That aside, I'm saving judgment until the movie comes out.
- Sex and the City, kiss my ass. And AnnaSophia, you're better than that.
- Ashley Tisdale's ass is staring at me. Admit it, you guys would bite it if push came to shove. Same with Jennifer Love Hewitt, even if she's fallen off the planet.
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That nose on that Riri eww
Chris Knight, I was just letting you know. Lighten up! yeeesh.
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So you found a girl
Who thinks really deep thoughts
What's so amazing about really deep thoughts
Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon
How's that thought for you?
-Tori Amos
Ditto what cocoebert says, too, MK!!!
Dog -- I'm sorry, hon, didn't mean to offend you.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 9:07pm.
Rihanna is a fucking moron.
Moving on.
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Nice lacefront eyelid-wigs. See also: Kim Kardashian
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
That's RiRi? That bitch gettin' freaky!... LOVE CATE!... JLove's looks like Kate Jackson... HAHAHA size 14 stilettos... The Elmo thing made me feel kinda dirty... ;]
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Safe travels MK!!
Good thing that the magazine doesn't have a "Cate goes Au naturel!" headline. It's still annoying that those type of things do get so much press.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Amazing! That white cat Sugar falling 19 stories and surviving.
Have a safe flight back home, MK!
Dude Mr K, you might want to amend that Daniel Garowhatever bit real quick. Your J Harvey or something guy works at Manhunt, and they're ALL OVER this alleged 'Daniel'. Have the elegance to at least pretend to read that sad, dickmatised blog. Like I almost definitely do not regularly do...
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 7:15pm.
75 Million and one. I actually like his music and his Christmas album is to die.
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Rihanna is a fucking moron.
Moving on.
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Rih looks a little like lil' Momma in that picture.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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At first glance I thought that was Milan from Drag Race. Since when does RiRi look so much like a drag queen?
Sick:
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/15-old-living-doll-youtubes-controversi...
Rhianna would have the PERFECT body if she gained 10-15 pounds.
Other than maybe Meryl Streep I think Cate has to be one of THE best actors in HW and she really is quite pretty as well.
I still can't believe 75 million people were stupid enough to have bought a Kenny G record.
Exactly what I was thinking Mike. And without the monthly peels. I do think Cate has been taking herself way too seriously.
But, I do hate photoshop, don't get me wrong.
It's sad when photoshop-free pics are noteworthy. I've nothing against Cate, but lemme see her without makeup and photographed in natural light.
Peter Felchinelli there certainly looks like an actor who has what has broken up a lot of Hollywood marriages: Peter Pan syndrome. You'd think by age 40 his daughter would have taken away his droopy hanging off his butt OshKosh-by-Gosh jeans and the hoodie under the leather jacket look.
The best part of Cate Blanchett's sans fards pics is that she's in The Economist.
Care Blanchett is so beautiful. You know if Goopy gets offered a role, Cate Blanchett (who Goopy stole the Best Actress Oscar from) turned it down first.
And Kenny G's soon to be -ex sounds like a hoot. I bet the leaf-blowers of Malibu, Brentwood, and Beverly Hills have a lot of stories to tell like that.
Chris Knight, the first thing that popped into my head is Courteney Cox. But I don't know. Is she dating Malibu millionaires?
What a beautiful...mess.
A big ol' Bitch Please to this unappealing ho, but at least she found a wig that covers her monstrous forehead.
One more blind item:
"What TV star and separated single mom has turned to a popular dating website to find Mr. Right? The gorgeous 40-something actress is tired of dating social-climbing Hollywood actors and vapid Malibu millionaires, so she set up a profile using a photo of one her nonfamous friends!"
"Chris Knight, there is a whole thread on that. Scroll down."
Yes, I noticed after I posted. So what? It happens.
Tyra S. is hotter. RiRi needed to sashay away years ago.
Wow fora second, she does look like Tyra S., the other Tyra.
Daniel G. Makes me wish I was an old gay fashion designer with generous means. I just hope that's pucker and not a sock.
Chris Knight, there is a whole thread on that. Scroll down.
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I don't want to know the reasons why
Love keeps right on walking down the line
I don't want to stand between you and love
Honey, I just want you to feel fine
-Fleetwood Mac
Idiots land: TORI SPELLING pregnant again:
http://www.justjared.com/2012/03/23/tori-spelling-pregnant-5-months-afte...
Can Rhianna go away for ONE FUCKING DAY? She is always IN MY FACE. FUCK!
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I don't want to know the reasons why
Love keeps right on walking down the line
I don't want to stand between you and love
Honey, I just want you to feel fine
-Fleetwood Mac