Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which blonde female pop star, who’s busy planning her wedding, might just be planning a baby shower first? (Blind Gossip)
Our Lady of Cheetos! I really hope this is true and I really hope her possibly unborn Cheetoling is a girl, because somebody on this planet has to name their kid Chesterina Frapp and that somebody is Brit Brit.
When Backstabber came to Hollywood she thought she was hot and that she could make it on her looks. Back home she was always the prettiest and she figured she would be here too. Nope. Not even close. She was smart enough to figure that out and also learned about the casting couch really quickly. Her first roles were secured via the casting couch and also led her to do some things she has never done since on film. It is true that she has attempted to buy some of those earlier films and then make sure no new copies are ever released.
In one of her casting couch experiences she met a mentor who has guided her almost every step of the way. Although they stopped sleeping together after six months when Backstabber threatened to tell his wife, they have been good friends ever since and Backstabber makes sure to send over some young actresses she runs into looking for a break to his office to keep him happy.
It came to Backstabber's attention that there was a role which would be perfect for her but the lead had been promised to someone else. Another actress who had very similar qualities and beat out Backstabber for a career defining role and made her white hot. Destined for A list (and still with great name recognition, but not Crash & Burn from yesterday), she made a few more movies and now has one bomb after another on television and in movies. Backstabber started whispering in ears that this actress had a drug problem and could not be relied on. She told everyone she could about the drugs and booze and erratic behavior. None of it was true, but what was a shoo in for the actress and her spot as the actress to watch disappeared in a flash and went to Backstabber.
This is where it gets interesting. On the set, Backstabber met her soon to be husband, but he was already having sex with two of the other still B list co-stars and would have laughed if you told him what Backstabber had in mind. Aside from the casting couch, Backstabber was not and is not a sexual person. She does it out of duty. For this guy though, she knew that would not work. She seduced and teased and the next thing you know, the guy had left the other two co-stars in the dust and was on his knee in a second trying to marry Backstabber. To be the world's sweetheart you needed a husband. Mission accomplished. The only misfire Backstabber had was that her husband would chat in a second and with Backstabber only having sex with him once a month at the most, he would go wandering and straying. She did not mind when he was quiet about it, but after she paid for the third abortion for him, he was out the door.
While they were married, Backstabber continued to climb the Hollywood ladder. Drug accusations here, sending over some of her "friends" from back home to spend the night with a studio executive. To get the ultimate prize, she actually did have sex with a few people who could make or break things for her. She has no actress friends left in Hollywood because she has talked smack about everyone of them. She works for charities but only because it is expected. She has said privately that she keeps every penny she has ever made and that she is not going to give her money to a bunch of broke people or the N word on the street. Oh yeah, she is racist. Probably more so than anyone at a KKK rally. Movies with black people? Not if she can help it. Earlier in her career she could not control it. Now? Casting approval. No black people. Other minorities? No thank you. If she sees you drinking she will try and have you fired. Swearing? She better not hear you. Yeah, so it was a real treat when she had to work with a guy who dropped F bombs every five seconds and had a string of hookers and booze in his trailer the whole shoot. You can see her grimacing the entire movie. (CDAN)
Do you think that if I sent an e-mail to my 9th grade English teacher telling her that I read this entire blind item, she'll change my old grade from a D+ to a C-, because that really is the longest thing I've ever read without sounding out the words. YAY for me.Okay, I don't think this is Julia Roberts since she loves to launch a high-powered fuck bomb out of her pie hole (exhibit: A). I'll go with Reese Witherspoon, because she looks like the kind who will chin butt you in the mouth if you let out a dark-sided curse word in her pristine presence.
This C list director has forbidden his two main stars in his latest film from dating during the filming of this upcoming blockbuster. He says it’s a chemistry thing, but it’s really because he’s been secretly dating the actress. What he doesn’t know is that the actress is also sleeping with the B lister she is supposedly forbidden from having a relationship with. (BuzzFoto)
Rupert Sanders, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth from Lip Biter White And The Huntsman?
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saltydog88 - How could it be Sandra Bullock? She won an Oscar for a role in a film in which many black people were also involved. I think I do remember reading an interview where she said she had to be talked into doing the movie, but she heavily implied her reluctance was due to her typical lefty bigotry towards the real-life character she was to play: a Southern white upper-middle-class Christian woman. To top it off, she never let an award win speech go by without raving about her husband, a biker guy she DIDN'T meet on a film set as a fellow actor costar, and that doesn't sound to me like a marriage made only for the purpose of becoming the 'world's sweetheart', especially when she had been called America's sweetheart before she ever met the dude. Besides, we all know she dumped what's-his-face after one of his mistresses decided Sandra needed to be brought down a few pegs and went public, not after she had to pay for hubby's umpteenth abortion.
Anyway, all I know is that her adopted son is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen, and the look of inexperienced concern on Bullock's face whenever I see a picture of Louis crying makes me smile.
Hate to say it, but I like Sandra Bullock for #2
Witherspoon, Kidman and Heigle were all stars by the time they were 16...it just doesn't fit them.
Sandra did Amazons on Fire very early in her career and had nude scenes in it then after Speed did everything she could to keep that movie from going to video
She lost out on the role in Million Dollar Baby to Hillary Swank
She was married to a dude who posed in Nazi uniforms and banged strippers with swastica tattoos...sounds like a racist to me.
#2 was way to fucking long..yawn
lastdiva, not everyone in the South is racist because everyone in the South isn't white. Having spent time in the South myself, I would say that 70 percent of the white population over the age of 30 in the South is racist....but not all of them.
What about Scarlett Johansen? The mentor would be Woody Allen and the husband Ryan Reynolds.
How about Scarlett Johansen? The mentor would be Woody Allen and she was married to Ryan Reynolds.
'crash and burn' is part of a famous line from Top Gun.
I think this is Nicole Kidman like someone said, and the other actress was Kelly McGillis. She fits having 'similar qualities' and her career having gone nowhere after being 'white hot'. The thing is, I remember very clearly that there were rumors going around about Kelly McGillis having a drug problem, right at the height of her fame. I remember my sister telling me this when we were teenagers, 'oh it's so sad, she supposedly has a drug problem'. We were two kids in rural VA so if this is true that was some pretty effective backstabbing. It fits having her meet Tom Cruise on Days of Thunder, on her wiki she is charitied up the hooha, and supposedly a practicing Catholic. Two points I don't understand are why SHE would have paid for the abortions, and her adopted son being from an ethnic background.
Stop squaking about the south... of course it's not racist, just ask Treyvon.
Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:23am.
i think some hints are true about Nicole Kidman but not all...very confused.
#3: I'd be surprised if the director felt the need to tell Chris Hemsworth not to date Chalize Theron since he had just married Elsa Pataky.
#2: When you stop to think about it, who, other than the person this item is about, would possibly know all of the details listed here? While it is fun to speculate, this is obviously embellished beyond recognition.
And everyone gossips in Hollywood but everyone takes it with a grain of salt. If an actress starts trashtalking a rival, everyone is going to consider the source, not take it as gospel and not give the victim a role because of it. Besides, tons of people use drugs. When has that ever stopped anyone from getting a role?
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
"...where'd she grow up, east bumfuck?"
That a good one I usually say west bubblefuck.
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Reese Witherspoon started out as a child actor. A well respected one, too. Besides, do you really think she could have been such a conniver before making that movie where she met Ryan Phillipe? She was just 21 at the time, after all. Also, I don't know what span of time this blind covers, but Reese seems like she's over the whole acting thing judging by her recent performances. She also seems like she has self-respect because it took her all of 2 minutes to kick Phillipe to the curb when he cheated on her. Neither Roberts nor Bullock seem like racists to me (though Bullock was apparently 'unwittingly' married to one), and each starred in a movie that launched careers where the word "bomb" doesn't apply (though it does to some of the work they've done for sure). Ashley Judd sounds about right for either the victim or the backstabber, imo. She disappeared for a long time, and I thought I read recently that she DID have a drug problem. She also seems like somewhat of a moral narcissist prig, though I feel terrible saying that because I don't know her.
I'm sorry, but Theron and Chris Helmsworth? No. He just seems like beefcake to me. Besides, the director should know that Charlize would not only not fall for such an order as she and Thor are not playing lovers in this movie (Lip Biter White, lol), but she would probably screw Helmsworth right in front of the guy just to show him what's what. This blind would apply to Kristen Stewart before it would Charlize (and I know it doesn't!).
Submitted by lastdiva on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 9:56pm.
I'm liking Silverstone for the victim of Backstabber. "Crash & Burn" = she struck a pedestrian with her car (crash) and was in Torch Song and Scorched(Burn)
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Except that the blind says that Backstabber's victim was *not* "Crash and Burn" who was apparently a blind item the previous day. Alas, now I have to go look for that blind.
Thank you for the defense of southerners. :)
"White hot" also seems to be a clue.
Stan deep--- that mission accomplished bit also made me wonder about a connection to Tom Cruise. And " world's sweetheart" might be to rule out an American. But Kidman doesn't strike me as the type. But neither does Witherspoon, so what do I know. The clues do seem to point to her, however. But the clues you point out confuse me *shrug.*
Sorry if this gets posted a bunch of times- I was having login problems, then my power went out right as I was trying to post again! But, I really think #2 has got to be Katherine Heigl. She’s been called “America’s Sweetheart” in the press before, and I could totally see her being a frigid, racist bitch. The boozer who had prostitutes in his trailer would be Gerard Butler, and I’m pretty sure Heigl met her husband on set (he did the soundtrack for some of her films).
I'll take a stab and say Nicole Kidman, since it mentions Worlds Sweetheart and Mission accomplished.
Sorry if this gets posted twice, but my earlier comment didn't show up. I really think Katherine Heigl is #2. Everyone knows what a bitch she is, and I can definitely see her being racist. Gerard Butler would be the guy who was boozing with prostitutes. And Heigl's husband worked on the soundtrack of several of her movies, so I would assume they probably met that way.
Brit brit's gonna have herself another baybay!?? Well kiss mah grits, this oughtta be fun!
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Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 9:52pm.
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Wrong White Woman, that was Brittany Murphy.
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:07pm.
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Cant be JLS. Her kid looks remarkably like the father. Look at her twitter. Plus JLS was on TV from 7 years old, and her Mother lived on set with her. That rumor has never been true. Of all things Mommy and Daddy Spears are, you can see they are just genuine nice people. Not Lohans or Jacksons at all.
This blind is a reworking of that 'Himmmm' shit about Hayden Panettiere. half these blinds are made up
Could #2 Backstabber be Charlize Theron?
I think #2 has gotta be Katherine Heigl, with Gerard Butler being the cussing boozer with prostitutes in his trailer. I can totally see her being racist as hell!
Submitted by Jaxon on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:00pm.
Everyone is running hot on Reese being #2 but I don't see how that is possible. She had her first big role at around 14 in Man in the Moon and another a couple of years later called A Far Off Place. So you're saying she got those roles via the casting couch? If so then Hollywood is even sicker than I thought. Also, her parents were very present in her early career and I find it hard to believe they would sanction that kind of use of their teen age daughter.
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What about Jamie Lynn Spears? The father was supposedly not the young guy they claimed it was, but some executive at Nickolodeon or Disney, whichever one she worked at. And what about those parents that left Michael Jackson with their kids while they went shopping on his tab? I admire that you don't think people could be that sick but sadly people do really sick shit involving their own kids all the time.
#2 is Nicole Kidman.
" To be the world's sweetheart you needed a husband. Mission accomplished. "
World sweetheart=she's australian and very popular
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!
I'm dumb. Reese Witherspoon was not in 8 Mile. So I don't know.
Everyone is running hot on Reese being #2 but I don't see how that is possible. She had her first big role at around 14 in Man in the Moon and another a couple of years later called A Far Off Place. So you're saying she got those roles via the casting couch? If so then Hollywood is even sicker than I thought. Also, her parents were very present in her early career and I find it hard to believe they would sanction that kind of use of their teen age daughter.
I'm liking Silverstone for the victim of Backstabber. "Crash & Burn" = she struck a pedestrian with her car (crash) and was in Torch Song and Scorched(Burn)
Oh, and people making broad generalizations about "Southerners" in these comments? I imagine these comments are from people who haven't spent a significant amount of time in various places or they would know that these are not distinctly "southern" traits nor is every Southerner a racist bigot. Don't rely on the TV for information; get out and live a little folks. Get to know the world around you, it's full of great people from every corner, every walk of life and every accent. Even Southern ones.
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That Backstabber item is too long for the clues to jump out at me, but wasn't Reese Witherspoon in 8 Mile? That doesn't seem like it would have worked if she was walking around saying the n-word.
Our Lady of Cheetos, totally!
#2 just needs the kitchen sink... tl;unfortunately DID read FUCK! MK, yes your old teacher would change that grade to B+ LOL!
Definitely not Charlize, doesn't seem the type, we WISH!
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:55pm.
I'm sold on Reese for #2. And I think the only reason she's having this baby is to clinch her hold on his $$$
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You think? I would think she has way more money than him.
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You're right, Joe, Reese is much richer then her new husband, her net worth is $80 million.
That's awful! Hope she shuns him.
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GG- Her brother broke into a neighbors and sexually assaulted her, but she was of age, not that the crime is any less creepy, but he is a sexual offender but not a pedophile.
Submitted by Tigera on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 7:37pm.
Fuck Chin-a-spoon, and her pedophile rapist brother.
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Say what?
Fuck Chin-a-spoon, and her pedophile rapist brother.
I knew there was a reason I've always hated Reese.
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What a shame Backstabber didn't sleep with CDAN, make a nasty sex tape with him AND a -C almost B lister, who was almost married to a once A lister who used to sleep with the - C lister before she begat Abel and then caught him in bed with a former child star who WAS a B lister, but is now a - D lister who smokes crack.
FFS.
I don't buy Reese for this. She's a goody-two-shoes alright, with tight family ties and a very conservative upbringing. I could see some back stabbing (realistically, who is Hollywood doesn't?) But not the all the screwing around.
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Submitted by aradia07 on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:52pm.
I remember that!
Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 6:41pm.
Totally Reese! she's a complete southern racist!
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Just curious, but how do you KNOW she is a "Southern racist"?
Totally Reese! she's a complete southern racist!
Plus thinks she so hot but, i mean c'mon, looks-wise she can't compete...god I disliked her!
Ryan must have been so miserable married to her and probably only did it to advance his career
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:55pm.
I'm sold on Reese for #2. And I think the only reason she's having this baby is to clinch her hold on his $$$
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You think? I would think she has way more money than him.
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Well, it does say that Backstabber figured out the casting couch "really quickly", not first role or anything. And by all accounts, Reese was always a very smart girl. Have a great weekend everyone!
Kate Beckinsale is the 'world's sweetheart' and she is a dirty racist slut to boot.
Certainly sounds like Reese. But she started in the biz pretty young. She was only about 12 in 'Man in the Moon.'
I'm sold on Reese for #2. And I think the only reason she's having this baby is to clinch her hold on his $$$.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:42pm.
Still it says that she paid for the abortions, which leads one to believe that her career was always the hotter one.
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As much as I hate to admit this, it does point to Reese.
If I remember correctly, several years ago Reese and Ryan Phillipe were presenters and some award show. (GG?) Anyhoo, when it came time to read the winner Ryan said to her "Go ahead, you make more money that I do"....
Interesting about the racism call out... Witherspoon was on a UK talk show recently, on the couch with a black comic, and I got the distinct impression that it was more than a little chilly between them.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 3:33pm.
I just Googled. Reese Witherspoon has been referred to as "America's Sweetheart" in many articles over the years.
My bad, nowhere in this Blind does it say "America's Sweetheart", only "world's sweetheart".
Still it says that she paid for the abortions, which leads one to believe that her career was always the hotter one. On that note, I've spent entirely too much time on this one (and still think it's Reese) - LOL!
Submitted by chasing windmills on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 5:19pm
CZJ can't have been, she's British. And she was hardly known in the 90s in the US.