Monday, March 26th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 23rd!
Lindsay Lohan finally got a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame....problem was, the other stars so disgusted walked off and are now living somewhere fresher....the sewer. - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
The makeover with hipster jumpsuit and statement accessories still didn't help the KKK's image. - zachhcaz
No one suspected the most unlikely planet of all to contain life, until these images of giant dirtstars on Uranus were taken from space. - boredasfuckyo
via PIU
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Late to the party,Thanks guys!
Congrats to El B, and Zachh! Funny captions!
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
El Bastardo, that made me crack up!
congrats winners!
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Hell, Hell Is For Children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh
I'm the Susan Lucci of D-listed captioners--and I'm lovin' it! Thanks for the kind words!
Congrats ElB! Yay winners!zachhaz, and bored!
Happy Monday!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Lindsay Lohan finally got a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame....problem was, the other stars WERE
so disgusted THEY walked off and are now living somewhere fresher....the sewer. - El Bastardo
OK TrashyWilma?
DANG! I musta been hungover as I missed 2 words!
Anyhoot, thanks MK and peeps, congrats winners!
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Woohoo and lmfao ElB♥, zachhcaz and boredas!!! Fanfrickingtastic captions.
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LOLOLOL, El B! Congrats to all you funny hos.
Seriously, that's the winner? Please explain "so disgusted walked off."
LMAO - THAT'S MY JA!!!!! Congrats hon, love you to death!!! xoxoxo
Congrats to the funny runners up!!!
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Congrats everyone! lol Vern & Deb.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Congrats, ElB, zachhcaz, and boredasfuckyo! You are all Stars today!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
These were Stellar captions!!!
*plays ring toss with El Bit's "unit"* XOXOXOXOXOX!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
LMAO on these hilarious captions winners!!!! Hahaha!
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El B, I knew you had a winner as soon as I read that! Congrats everybody!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
I GUESS JAY-Z IS PART OF THE ILLUMINATI
Herbie's fan dance was a hit at the Annual Meeting of the Pink Tacos.
Craig, if you don't stop hogging up the fan, I'm gonna bash your face in!
Does this belt buckle make me look fat?
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It turns out that the initiation ceremony for new Scientology members is way less Scientific than previously reported.
They didn't buy into global warming, why do you think they won't fall for this?
After showing the public an exray of her butt to prove it was real..Kim Kardashian decides to provide evidence of her intelligence and provides the public with an exray of what is happening in her brain.
Beyonce's next CD will include a special documentary video: "Behind the Scenes: The Making of Blue Ivy"
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"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
The Illuminati's initiation ritual.
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"Oh shoes for poor people!" *walks over*
"Yeah, I can't afford these."
Sponge Bob calls out the Neighborhood Watch as interlopers in hoodies invade his gated Pineapple Community.............
Wow, even more stars than they have on Dancing With The Has Beens!
Well it's official. The EYES have it 6 - 0.
The annual meeting of Kardashian Krotch Kritters will now come to order
oh look, a meeting of the neighborhood watch men.
Maggie Simpson's Christmas Cult
The Delegates from Simpson Major were not fully responsible for eating planet Earth and its one moon -their eyes were bigger than their stomachs.
Lindsay Lohan finally got a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame....problem was, the other stars so disgusted walked off and are now living somewhere fresher....the sewer.
In order to securely smoke-bomb Blu Ivy Carter's Mama Chola surrogate out of the Birthing Suite without the paparazzi noticing, BorrowYonce and Jay-Z had to get reinforcements from a clan of Illuminati Ninjas. YAAASSSSSSS!
Keeping Blue Ivy's surrogate a secret is a serious task, so BorrowYoncé and Jay-Z enlisted a clan of Illuminati Ninjas to smoke-bomb a Chola out of the birthing suite to avoid the paparazzi.
70's cover band Magenta Starfish Cult feared the RIAA.
After two years on the air and decades in syndication, the cast of The Time Tunnel think they've screwed things up enough.
Seeing eye penguins.
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Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Just a few reasons to buy condoms made and tested in the US.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
And here I thought there couldn't possibly be a worse/lower set design budget than Star Trek; the original series.
Star Fuckers!
Don't expect the FCC to approve the merger of CBS and the KKK.
When a sciencetologist martyrs themselves by marrying a beard and reproducing they are rewarded with six virgins in paradise.
the Kardashians designed new robes fro the members of the KKK. The line is called "The KKK for the KKK"
oh, so that's a one eyed monster!?
The weekly meeting of the Ass-tronomy Club.
NOT lovin' the view from the bottom of a communal starfish toilet bowl ...
Jessica Simpson: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is it Star Fish of the Subway Station?"
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
See - Republicans aren't so out of touch. That's an Instagram shot from the last debate.
My no-no is bigger than yours!!
The day that Tom met Xenu.
After dinner, my date invited me up to the apartment to see what was described as "a brown eye that resembles a chocolate starfish". I giggled at the time. When he opened the front door... I fainted.