Open Post: Hosted By The Only Beyonce Any Of Us Should Care About
In honor of National Puppy Day (I know, EVERY DAY should be National Puppy Day), I give you this story that might microwave your cold slug heart until it actually feels warm emotions. Beyonce the puppy started farting at the Grim Reaper even before she came into this world two weeks ago. Beyonce's first dance with death came when her mom, a stray, was almost euthanized. The second dance with death came when they almost aborted her and her brothers and sisters. (Look into the future: Tim Tebow and Beyonce co-starring in a pro-life PSA.) The third dance with death happened after Beyonce was born weighing in at only four ounces. The animal rescue center didn't call her Beyonce because she weighs as much as the feather light pillow the other Beyonce strapped to her belly during pregnancy. They named her Beyonce because she's a survivor.
They should've named her Jeff Probst instead, because he's the host of Survivor and just like this puppy, you really want to cuddle with him, take him for a walk and pick up his poop with a plastic bag glove. Naming her Beyonce was kind of a mistake. Not only will Beyonce's lawyers try to sue the dingles off of her for copyright infringement, but Mama Tina's lace front is looking at puppy Beyonce like she's its next meal. But since Beyonce has cheated death several times, Mama Tina's lace front is no match for her.
And to keep the National Puppy Day celebrations going, here's a few pictures I threw together in ten seconds of celebwhores with their dog and puppy friends. If you don't know who some of these celebrities are, who cares! It's about the PUPPIES, not them. PUPPIES: Now and Forever.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:07am.
ESE - I hope you're here because I need a male perspective.
OK - here it is - I've been dating a man 16 years older then me for the past 7 months. And I'm CRAZY about him. But we have really different views regarding male/female roles (please don't duck out now because I'm using psycho-babble, it's the best way to describe it). He is the man I want to marry, but he is REALLY conservative, I'm talking almost caveman stuff - real old-time Catholic. I don't think he's a misogynist, just old-fashioned. I laugh at most of it, but there are times I wonder if I can live with this for the rest of my life - which is what I want from my next (AND FINAL) marriage. I realize he's set in his ways and is not going to change (at least I'm not one of those delusional women who think they can change things) - but living with/married to someone with beliefs very radical from my own is daunting. Yet, he's a really good person who I don't want to lose.
What do you guys think?
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I am going to be honest. As long as you are not settling, TELLING yourself that he is the one rather than FEELING that, then yes, continue with the 16+ (OLD), ex-Catholic priest (VIRGIN), with "old-fashioned" views (misogynist; probably agrees with Rush Limbaugh), then fine. But that just seems the opposite of the person I know online here, someone who is great and who has always shown tolerance and humour, even when dealing with Angela. Would Richard Chamberlain (your "Thornbirds" dude) welcome us dlisters at his holy table?
I just want you to be happy. Don't try and make it work. You are not desperate. Being smart and thoughtful and open makes it take a little longer
to find the right one. This guy, just pass through the candy store, don't buy the whole aisle.
CSG, if he makes you HOT, if you gives your clit a thorough spin, then what are you waiting for?
If he doesn't give you a 'tingle' down low though, you are marrying Daddy/Brother and NOT your perfect sexual mate.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:51am
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Spaz - am totally in love but am realizing that I may have to walk, not run with it. There's a lot to deal with, but I'm hoping for the best as we both want it to work. There's just a lot to overcome.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
ESE, my cats don't care. They like the floor.
http://youtu.be/GsoxppyPWI8
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{wallows in fat ass splendor}
CGS, if that's how you feel, he sounds like a keeper! And hey, sometimes you need to take a chance man, otherwise, too cautious and boy is life boring!
Figures it would get interesting this late, I feel like Pacino, in Godfather 3, "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in. " - LOL!!
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Phoebe - that's the route I'm considering right now - giving it more time to see how things go. I get impatient sometimes, because I feel like if it wasn't for this pesky CATHOLIC problem, things would be a lot easier! But I realize how foolish it would be to rush into something - what's that old expression - Act in haste, repent in leisure. Something like that.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:57am.
*moves my fat ass over, and pushes kittehs out of the chairs for Bjork Me.*
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REPORTED!!... the fat ass i can overlook, but the kitty pushing will not be tolerated!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*moves my fat ass over, and pushes kittehs out of the chairs for Bjork Me.*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:48am.
CSG, one last thing, like this line from ESE (woah get excited Irishman! <3)
"last, and most importantly... does he make you feel like the rest of the world doesn't exist?... even when he pisses you off."
That could trump other arguments because it is extremely rare and should be appreciated, just don't forget to value yourself, it'll make your love stronger!
Ok, for real this time...
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Within - that line is why I'm hanging in there (and I suspect he is too). We've both admitted that we're crazy about each other - it's just that our differences are pretty strong too. I would have walked away, but he's a special breed in that when we've talked about our differences (which pretty much consist of my telling him how his attitudes are outdated and would even piss Jesus off), we're also able to admit our faults and apolgize if we've hurt each other. Let's face it, it's a rare man who can say "Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry". I have hope for him, but I also realize there's a long road ahead.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
I am just popping in. Is the priest gone, CSG?
I'm here, sluts. Move that fat asses over and make some room.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:45am.
_Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:36am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:33am.
ooh! ooh! ooh!!... *raises hand*... did you go out and find yourself an old timey Irishman, csg?!
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Ding ding ding...yes I did ESE - and the worst kind of old timey Irishman - an EX-SEMINARIAN! Aaagh - I must be the worst form of masochist.
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yep! i feel pretty proud of myself right about now!... *rubs knuckles to chest*... i can always pick out an Irish!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Same "unsolicited" advice for you Mr. ESE!
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:33am.
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People can change, or adapt.
If you're in love, you're in a precarious position, especially if you're considering what you want to be an irreversible situation -- your last marriage.
So... if you've been seeing this guy for a while, and you see changes in his behavior, yes, maybe. But if you see your age differences as a barrier and excuse him for not changing because of it, well, that isn't so great.
I love love, the idea of romantic love, the concept of soul mates. Ultimately, it's your decision, and you know that. Maybe your trepidation is because you've been burned before, and you don't want that to happen again. Maybe you're just nervous.
My opinion (not that you asked for it), is if you're in love, run with it.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:42am.
it sounds like you know what you want to do... now all you have to figure out(in my humble "got told i'm getting divorced through the mail while she still wants me to be there for every little thing" opinion) is whether the "dragging" is worth the time and effort for you to pull.
if all else fails... challenge him to a cage fight, and kick him in the nuts... yell "now who's in the driver's seat!"... what?... it MIGHT work!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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Submitted by Rocket_Surgeon on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:38am.
RS - my girlfriends say that all the time, and let's be realistic, it's something to think about when there's a large age difference. It would definitely be something I would consider if things begin to get serious.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
CSG, one last thing, like this line from ESE (woah get excited Irishman! <3)
"last, and most importantly... does he make you feel like the rest of the world doesn't exist?... even when he pisses you off."
That could trump other arguments because it is extremely rare and should be appreciated, just don't forget to value yourself, it'll make your love stronger!
Ok, for real this time...
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_Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:36am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:33am.
ooh! ooh! ooh!!... *raises hand*... did you go out and find yourself an old timey Irishman, csg?!
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Ding ding ding...yes I did ESE - and the worst kind of old timey Irishman - an EX-SEMINARIAN! Aaagh - I must be the worst form of masochist.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:18am.
ESE - all excellent questions - thanks for asking them and making me think. I especially like:
last, and most importantly... does he make you feel like the rest of the world doesn't exist?... even when he pisses you off
ANSWER: yes, the thing I love about him the most is that when we're together, he makes me feel like the rest of the world doesn't exist...we're alone, safe, strong and happy. I love the fact that I feel that he has my back. Ironically, I never felt that way about my husband.
I don't want to lose him, there's so much good in the relationship. I just want to try and drag him into this century.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:07am.
My 'vagine' carrying (worthless) opinion:
At minimal? Get a million dollar life insurance policy.
Annnnnnnnd, you're welcome!
My husband is only 6 years older than me and I worry about being the vulnerable little old lady when he passes.
Morbid to think about? Yes.
Realistic? YAYUSS
Love is ageless tho. Just ask Mary K. Lepedo. ;p
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:33am.
ooh! ooh! ooh!!... *raises hand*... did you go out and find yourself an old timey Irishman, csg?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Within - we had a long talk tonight and he admits that he's old-fashioned and conservative but he also says that he loves me and he's working on taking a more inclusive perspective. He's a good person but he's been overly influenced by the Catholic church. I almost had to shake him by the shoulders last weekend and yell "Jesus NEVER judged as harshly as you do. He washed people's dirty feet" (and had to stop myself from ending my tirade with "For Christ's Sake" - one of my favorite - and yes, blasphemous - expressions). I feel that he's trying to be more compassionate, but he comes from a hard-line family, so it's an uphill struggle.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:17am.
Btw, where were you earlier today ESE, you missed all the fun! hahaha
Ok, I think I'm out. Night all!
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i had to do the most important job on the planet!... playtime with the kitty!
yeah, i saw some of that nonsense... not getting involved!
be good, WR!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:05am.
well... first off... does the old fashion/caveman make you a lesser being in his view?... if that's so... RUN!
if you can laugh at his "role" as caveman, does he find it funny also, or is it that he feels challenged in his standing?
yes, you can NEVER change somebody!... good on ya for knowing that up front!
does the good outweigh the bad?... do you have fun with him, even through your differences?
last, and most importantly... does he make you feel like the rest of the world doesn't exist?... even when he pisses you off.
i don't know if any of this will help, or just confuzzle you more, but i hope that you find a bit of happy in this endevour... NO! put that glass of wine away!... kidding!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
CSG, I also am no expert but here goes. One must love themselves before they can love others. Meaning, if you value yourself, you will know if this compromise is worth it or not. BOTH of you need to come around to some common ground and if you have a frank talk with this man and he is unwilling to meet you part of the way, you will see how important you are to him. Likewise you, if you feel you can meet him part of the way, you should, but not at the expense of your own dignity. What starts as a small problem at the beginning of a relationship may grow to be much more later on. What counts is that you love him and want to spend your life with him, so you've started on the right path. Hope he does too, good luck! My 2-cents... ;)
Btw, where were you earlier today ESE, you missed all the fun! hahaha
Ok, I think I'm out. Night all!
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 1:05am.
gimme a minute to process... slow typer, i am!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE - I hope you're here because I need a male perspective.
OK - here it is - I've been dating a man 16 years older then me for the past 7 months. And I'm CRAZY about him. But we have really different views regarding male/female roles (please don't duck out now because I'm using psycho-babble, it's the best way to describe it). He is the man I want to marry, but he is REALLY conservative, I'm talking almost caveman stuff - real old-time Catholic. I don't think he's a misogynist, just old-fashioned. I laugh at most of it, but there are times I wonder if I can live with this for the rest of my life - which is what I want from my next (AND FINAL) marriage. I realize he's set in his ways and is not going to change (at least I'm not one of those delusional women who think they can change things) - but living with/married to someone with beliefs very radical from my own is daunting. Yet, he's a really good person who I don't want to lose.
What do you guys think?
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
How's everyone doing tonight. My last day off from Springbreak, since Sunday doesn't count really. I'm broke and newly single.
Submitted by winkadoodle on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 5:44pm.
in the meantime, please find me a song, don't even care what it is, I trust your judgement
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my judgement?... my judgement you trust?!... oh, you obviously need some Frank, if you're gonna trust my judgement!LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMM62IqcUs&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm sorry but this bitch!
http://www.celebitchy.com/216979/beyonce_has_asked_christian_louboutin_t...
#endtimes
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Submitted by jsl48813 on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 3:07am.
{Oh, and Dr. Ruth thanks for reminding me to wear a "contraceptive" when I was 15.}
Always keep a hoodie on your woody! ;)
The Breakdown, have to chuckle at the image of you barricaded in your room in Bangkok, under the bed, on your laptop, typing away hehehehe. (not funny at the stuff going on outside your room though!) ;P
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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 10:34pm.
Puppies?
or some kind of tonic such as
night music?
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In the words of Doc Holliday, "You know, Frederic fucking Chopin". Good song!
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
You can do it turt! Take breath mints! Ya dont want stank bref. *thumbs up*
Good luck, Turt! Not to jinx you, but ElB reminded me of my own experience. I was broke, cause grad school was super expensive, so I lived off of Diet Coke and rice cakes. I chugged a room temp Diet Coke on the way for a little bit of caffeine. Just a few minutes in, I had to burp, so I covered my mouth and kind of burped into my shoulder...only to realize that was the shoulder that was mic'ed. I burped into the mic in front of everyone and still had my entire presentation to endure. BUT, I made it out unscathed and I'd completely forgotten about it until reading ElB's comment.
You'll do great. Just enjoy the moment and think of what an accomplishment you've achieved. Good luck, but congrats too!
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Thanks Dog (HUGS) and El B. I still have an hour until i go and I have professors coming to listen in support, so that somehow makes it worse...
But El B you're right...worse things.
Turtle, you'll do fine. Just make sure your skirt isn't tucked into your undercrackers and theres no snot on your nose....btw, try not to fart or belch mid sentence. Enjoy the experience :)
ps- If it all implodes, just remember theres worse things in the world....not many, but some.
Turt, good luck! {{HUGS}}
Ohhhhh, ghost ship? This is so cool.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/23/world/americas/canada-trawler-adrift/index...
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Submitted by Ugly on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 8:43am.
El Bastardo
Oklahoma isn't much safer either:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2117695/Brutal-home-invasion-Okl...
Again, where's the outrage? Hate crimes against white people are 'ok' though, right? Kind of like a "Dog bites man" story, nothing to see here. If a white or light hispanic person kills a black person it's 'news' kind of like a "Man bites dog story" because it is not as common. And of course all of the daily black on black crime is another "Nothing to see here, move along" politically correct claptrap bunch of B.S.
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I'm confused, I don't know where you ive but in my city, if a murder happens, it's reported, kinda like how that story that you inked above was reported. Murders happen everyday, the poor killing the rich like what happened in the story you posted, the rich killing the poor like two teenages did to a homeless back man a couple years ago, etc, etc...it's never ok as you're trying to suggest but at least theres some recourse in knowing that police put effort into apprehending the evil doers.
What makes Trayvons story so unique is that he was profiled by a private citizen and later by the police to be a drug, addicted, criminal who was out to cause trouble and violently attacked an innocent man and there fore that man was able to walk free; free from any sort of consequence for his actions.
The reason you linked a story brutal home invasion by ransom thugs and not a story where an innocent white man was profiled by a black man to be a threat, then killed by the black man because he saw him as a threat and then set free by the police who took his side and then tried to skew the evidence so that appeared the innocent white man was guilty, is because no such thing exist.
So go ahead and perpetuate the idea that blacks are inherently violent while lighter skinned people are not and therefore the peaceful whites and hispanics are the "real" victims of an underclass in society, keep wondering but never understanding why Trayvons death is such a big deal, keep aligning yourself with the Zimmerman supporters, that's a real good look that only a superior mind could display...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I want this little ball o'cuddling! So adorable.
@Ugly. I don't think the story I posted was anything to do with hate crimes just being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Florida again.
But, your story, sexually assaulted the 85 yr old woman and killing her and smashing the 90 yr old mans head in???? Worlds gone mad.
El Bastardo
Oklahoma isn't much safer either:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2117695/Brutal-home-invasion-Okl...
Again, where's the outrage? Hate crimes against white people are 'ok' though, right? Kind of like a "Dog bites man" story, nothing to see here. If a white or light hispanic person kills a black person it's 'news' kind of like a "Man bites dog story" because it is not as common. And of course all of the daily black on black crime is another "Nothing to see here, move along" politically correct claptrap bunch of B.S.
Dang. I aint going to Florida this year! Imma go to Iraq where its safer. :(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118785/Shawn-Tyson-said-murdere...
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:56pm.
thanx for your comment! tragic story indeed. hope they will find out what really went on. someone has to take responsibility for their actions. if somebody told me not to do something i'd definitely listen to them instead of doing things on my own. the hispanic guy, like you said, must have been mega-paranoid.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
WinterOwl22:
I am barely leaving my hotel room. I am biding my time until I get to Oz!!!!
I really cannot wait!!
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