Kim Kuntrashian Is Whining About The Publicity Stunt Pimp Mama Kris Came Up With
After a white load was shot onto Kim Karkrashian's hair and back, she cracked the bulges of plastic in her face by laughing it off like it was nothing. If Kim left it at that, the stunt would be forgotten and nobody would be writing about it. Pimp Mama Kris taught Kim how to turn flour into whorenade, so now she's whining about how she's thinking of pressing charges and now everybody is writing about that mess again (including me, which is why I cry at the bottom of a lukewarm shower at night). The plastic bag of whore farts told leaf carrier Giuliana Rancic that what happened to her is not right and it took attention away from the charity she was promoting (aka the charity being herself).
"I said earlier no I wasn't [going to file a complaint]. I am just going to think about it, because I don't want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that.I was laughing it off earlier and, you know, I think that is the only thing I knew how to do at the time. But I just think it is such a shame that someone like that...would ruin an event, or attempt to ruin an event, that was based around, not only my fragrance, but this organization, Dress For Success. I mean that's what the event was about. These women flew in from all over the country to be a part of this event, that are underprivileged women, that really got the shine taken away from them a little bit. That's why I am calling in now. I feel bad that it was kind of derailed from that.
Now that I think about it and had some time to digest it. I think, 'What if that was some other substance? What if that person had a dangerous weapon?' It's scary. And what's even scarier is this woman acted as if she was a part of the press. She just came out of nowhere! And so we are definitely changing things up a little bit, amping up security, taking some measures, and...I'm gonna definitely deal with it because it is not acceptable."
Getting splattered on made this bitch famous and getting splattered on AGAIN is stretching her 15. If this shit wasn't a stunt to promote her stupid bottle of ass juice, Kim still got attention for it. If this shit was a stunt to promote her stupid bottle of ass juice, Kim STILL got attention for it. The real losers in this is all of us. Correction: The real loser in this is that flour, because it was wasted on that twat when it could've been used to make delicious cupcakes. Think of the cupcakes.
UPDATE: TMZ says Kim will press charges against the ho who splattered flour on her. And we should all press charges against Ray J for making Kim famous by splattering his jizz on her.
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so what did she do after that? ... and the comments on here are spot on.. I especially like the 10 pound bag one :-D
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I think we all know that it was an insider job inspired by the Seacrest Oscar incident. More proof that the Kartrashians couldn't come up with an original idea if their empty lipo lives depended on it! I still think Kim needs to get more stuff thrown on her. One word: VITRIOLAGE. Let's see her 'career' recover from THAT.
TMZ is totally on the Kardashian take. They always post a pro-Kimmie story or spin a bad situation on a positive note. As far as their latest that KK is pressing charges, I call bullshit!!! This will be another story that fades into the sunset. There's the rub -- no one's buying the Kardashian PR crap anymore. Looks like poor, little "I'm-not-gay" Ryan is gonna have to find himself another passel of whores to promote!
I really doubt it was PETA. Her troll sister has done ads with them and is a PETA supporter. I doubt they'd fuck with Kim.
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STUNTQUEEN PLEASE!! You know, the paid ho, I mean, 'terrorist', is going to say sowwy in a few days and KK will drop all charges again. She's just pressing charges now to make it look more real. And of course it's not like the always fair and diligent LA judicial system (HA!!!) is going to investigate her for making a false police report.
Oh Kimmy, you're so klever :P
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Is your life as an "underprivileged woman" not bad enough without having to be flown in for an event of this attention seeking whore?
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Submitted by kndall44 on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 4:35am.
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Random comment #2.
How is it possible to have a narrow, non-chubby face --yet have an obese rear & legs?
Smoke and mirrors?
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haha. I do. I'm 5'2 and petite everywhere else except my butt. Somehow I ended up with a big badonkadonk...and I have the good sense not to stuff that ass into leather pants. I know when I look like a sausage casing.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
We all know this stupid stunt idea flew out of Seacrest's ass. Too bad it wasn't an urn full of pimp mama kris' actual ashes.
Please Michael K.....could we all start an online class action suit (aka BAN THE KARTRASHIANS) movement? It's getting worse with all their mindless spin-offs and now crackbabies...like Shahs of Sunset. Havent we all seen enough of trashy emotionally retarded people making asses of themselves?
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It is also amazing that she has JUST NOW realized that she is the focus of animosity. I remember Paris Hilton realizing that the majority of people hated her. This is how much of an ego-filled bubble she is in.
She has NO IDEA how much people hate her. Here's the wake up call, you dumb whore.
And doesn't she already HAVE a perfume out?
'What if that was some other substance? What if that person had a dangerous weapon?'
How cruel to tease us this way.
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Kim, shut up! If you hadn't gotten someone to dump flour on you, you wouldn't have gotten to release tour long assed "statement" about that event that nobody even cares about and nobody would have known about. Somebody kill this girl already! I'm sure you'd get the Congressional Medal of Honor!
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Ah, the klassy Kardashians. Mama reminds me a little of Peg Talmadge, sorta the Kris of her day, and her lovely daughters Norma, Natalie, and Constance. All of her girls slept their way to fame and fortune in the Roaring Twenties, two of 'em to movie stardom, but they were LADIES. Which basically means they didn't do it in the street and scare the horses, plus the clothes were better. I find people who've been dead 60+ years more interesting than the K's.
Some people are just built that way. I feel cursed with big fat thighs that probably aren't as bad as I think they are but at 4'10½".....gotta keep working out until maybe some day that last bit of extra poundage finally goes away. Ugh!
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Random comment #2.
How is it possible to have a narrow, non-chubby face --yet have an obese rear & legs?
Smoke and mirrors?
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Random comment: how does she get those pants on that ass? They're so tight. It must take hydraulics to yank them up and fasten them.
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They sow the seams closed AFTER she puts them on. Taking them off requires a good pair of fabric shears.
I wish this stupid bag of piss would come to a tragic end already.
Random comment: how does she get those pants on that ass? They're so tight. It must take hydraulics to yank them up and fasten them.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I think we all know that it was an insider job inspired by the Seacrest Oscar incident. More proof that the Kartrashians couldn't come up with an original idea if their empty lives depended on it! I still think Kim needs to get more stuff thrown on her. One word: VITRIOLAGE. Let's see her 'career' recover from THAT.
Like Earth Hour - when the world unites for a good cause, I would love to ask all the wonderful blogs out there to go for a a week (or month, or for-fucking-EVER) without mentioning the Kardashians. It would be great.
I am endlessly amazed at how these people continue to function and actually look at themselves in the mirror day in and day out. Freaking DELUSIONAL!
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Submitted by Larray on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:49pm.
We live n a country where a chick that threw flour on Kim Kardashian was arrested on site but the man who KILLED Trayvon Martin is still free...
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Larray - Up until this point I was laughing at this story, but your comment hit me right between the eyes. You're so right, this country's priorities are completely screwed up. What's so disheartening is that there doesn't seem to be anyone/anything that can turn this trend around. I think it's going to take an effort by the collective middle (not the loud-mouth fringe lunatics who always are screaming about some over-inflated injustice on the part of either the left or the right) to set this country straight.
Off Topic but I have to add: I realize it's a pain in the ass to get involved, but I think the sane, responsible members of the middle class need to come together and start bitch-slapping some sense into the politicians. I don't have kids but I remember my mom saying "It's a thankless job, but someone has to be the parent". At this point in our country's history, it's sad to say that someone, somewhere (or maybe a group of "someones") need to step up and say NO MORE! Or am I hoping for too much?
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 7:51pm.
Her ass is so big, because that's where her brain sits.
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If that were the case, wouldn't she have a very tiny ass? I mean, why waste skin and space right?
Have you ever seen a sheep brain? Princess PeePee's brain makes a sheeps brain look f'n *GINORMOUS*!!!!! =p
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Bitch please, this is the freshest you've ever smelled. I feel sorry for the maintenance person who had to clean up that mess - it might have been flour going in, but once it touched that skank it immediately went to Level 5 Haz Mat.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand.
We live n a country where a chick that threw flour on Kim Kardashian was arrested on site but the man who KILLED Trayvon Martin is still free...
If someone had of pissed on her instead she wouldn't be thinking of charging them she'd be thinking of hiring them.
I am sorry, not to sound gross but the look on that woman's face, holding the microphone, is just killing me.
A black phallic shaped microphone with the white on the end. Does it look like KK is pausing there or is it just me?
And that is the grossest behind I have ever seen on a human being. Wait until her skin starts sagging and can't support whatever is in there.
And, again, I wouldn't put it past the mother to have had something to do with this. Not saying she did. But, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that no charges will be filed after all.
Rear view on that ho is fug. Two bratwursts stuffed into black leather casing.
"Think Of The Cupcakes!"
My new favorite tag line, damn you're good.
Filing a report because someone spilled flour in your weave is plan ridiculous. What a waste of paper and tax money. It's a fluke. No bodily harm, property damage, nada.
Kinda wished it had been a bag at least on top of that head! ;P
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She kind of emptied a cup or two of flour on her. I'm not sure that qualifies as a bomb.
Can you believe how much frantic energy is being directed at Kim and her mom on the red carpet? It's like they were meaningful for some reason.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Oh shit someone threw FLOUR on me, better fucking sue.
Whorebag of all things superficial and money-related.
Gotta love how cheesed she was to get all that crap in her precious Cousin It hair! LOL! Still, she cleaned it off, restyled it and came back out, like a... roach! ;D
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It's just dandruff.
Those are 5 inch heels so she must be mega squat and dumpy in flats.
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Damn, you know it's bad when even PETA are dissing you.
Another Kartrashian stunt gone wrong. Who throws it at someone's back? I agree with Superstew, I hate to waste the effort to comment but I can't help myself.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 8:32pm.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Gotcha. Fanks!
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 8:17pm.
Rasc, PETA? What do they have ti do with this? Did she say they were behind this? FFS, Y?
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Doggy, the woman who threw the flour at Kim K yelled "Fur hag!", and the Kardashian family are saying she was an animal rights activist, but PETA deny any involvement in the incident.
I hate to even waste my time commenting on this lowlife but I wouldn't put it past this family to set her up unknowingly.
The mom has tried so much to garner sympathy for KK and this stunt wouldn't harm her physically, so why not?
I am surprised they haven't played the miscarriage card yet.
Rasc, PETA? What do they have ti do with this? Did she say they were behind this? FFS, Y?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 7:44pm.
Does anyone know what the general consensus is around the interwebs about this or are we the only one who think this is a total stunt set up by KK and PMK?
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Doggy, I just went to TMZ and checked the comments on the KK flour-tossing posts, and they were overwhelmingly anti-Lardassian. Actually I think TMZ commenters hate her even more then we do.
And PETA has issued an official statement saying that members of their organization have nothing to do with the incident. And PETA told Kim K "to get a life" (see TMZ)
Submitted by akpetmom on Sat, 03/24/2012 - 7:54pm.
Kris Humphries told someone he had to "roll her in flour and find the wet spot" before he had sex with her. Someone else must be looking to get lucky!
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I don't even know what that means and I don't want to know.
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Kris Humphries told someone he had to "roll her in flour and find the wet spot" before he had sex with her. Someone else must be looking to get lucky!
Her ass is so big, because that's where her brain sits.
PSL, I only read this place and Celebitchy, and over there I don't read the comments, so my only barometer are my fellow loonies in here. :-)
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